To be a great chef you need pineapples in your life. With the sourness, you can understand pain. Cut the pineapples gently and make sure each slice is as clean as your life should be. 

Then hit 'em with a Lollipop to sweeten your life a little. Stick the lollipop gently in your mom to have the taste last longer. Don't want the lollipop to melt too quick. 

And bam! Not only did you become a great chef, you now understand the essence of the bittersweet life that you lead each and every day. 

Aren't you proud of yourself? You should be. 

And what about soccer? You like to play soccer? Yes? No?

To be honest, I don't really care. I just asked and you most likely didn't even answer, but hey, that's a part of life too. No one listens and no one cares. 

But I will teach you a method to interact with others and live your life to its fullest. First, grab a ball. Doesn't matter what size or weight, just get a ball. Next, place the ball on the ground. Position your leg slightly backward. And finally, give it a  light kick. 

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Dammnn Daniel, back at it again with that fresh kick! 

Congratulations, you have now successfully entered the world of immortalized soccer. With this new skill, not only can you kick someone's nuts or most sensitive part with ease (in the scenario that you are getting robbed of course), you have also gain the secret art to a healthy lifestyle. 

Now what did PIMP MAMA taught you? A lot about life, honey. 

They don't call me Sugar Mama De Vida for no reason. I give you the honey and you produce the sugar for me. I benefit, you semi-benefit, and we play Life at its game. Cheers

Tune in again for a session on the pathway to success. PIMP MAMA got your back. ;)

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