What exactly is success? Many define it as many things, but many do not understand many things either.
Success is what you define it. Sounds cliche, doesn't it?
You're damn right it does, 'cause I just copied that line from some person off "Brainy Quotes"
But anyways, to have success you must have yourself. You need to be yourself, understand yourself and dream about it in no way others could imagine.
Take, for example, you want to become a millionaire. That is the goal you want to achieve in order for you to call it "success." So how do you make it? Simple.
Grab 2 cheesecakes and a bottle of Soda. Eat your cheesecake. Leave one alone. Take sip from your soda.
How do you feel? Ok, good.
I don't really care if you responded or not to be honest, but carry on.
Take a bite out of the second cheesecake. Now chug that bottle of soda.
Once you're done, go to sleep. Contemplate about your life in your dreams and wake up the next day telling yourself you are a millionaire. And bam! There you go, you are now a millionaire.
Is this bull dung? Oh, hell naw! PIMP MAMA has been certified as a professional Life Pimper. I have owned life at several areas around the world, and is a pro-PIMIPER all my life.
And I have read on some site about someone questioning my life as a PIMP and I feel quite offended.
Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.
What is a PIMP? A PIMP is a PIMP. They come in all shapes and ideas. What define a characteristic of a PIMP is their boss-arse attitude and their ability to dominate in an area of life.
Some pimp like to dominate women. These are the basic PIMPs.
Some pimp like to dominate cars. We can these Fast PIMPs.
Some pimp like to dominate nipples. We can them PIMPLES.
Some pimp like to dominate others' facial features. These people are known as DIMPLES.
Some pimp just don't know how to dominate anything. These fools, we call SIMPLES.
And then there's one who dominates the secrets of life and understands the teachings of Mother Earth to love and hate this world as it is. To care for it, slap it, caress it, and exploit it in a negative-positive way that will harm-support it.
This, one and only being, is called PIMP MAMA.
And once you become a PIMP MAMA, then you have succeeded in Life.
Regardless what your dreams or aspirations are, once you reach this pinnacle level, you can be considered the being who knows all, the one who knows none.
Alright, tune in again for a session on the secret to a stress free lifestyle. We all hate stress, and there is just no need to tolerate it. Come again to learn how to live without stress. Say No to Stress. #NoStressInLifeMatters
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