Are you suffering from an ugly-a$$ body? 

If yes, proceed to read on.

If no, proceed to read on. 

Body fat is not a negative symbol. It is symbol of Power. 

Only with body fat will you survive during cold winters and sweat oils crazily like a pig during the summers. 

Body fat makes you, you. So do you. Don't mind the others. A PIMP MAMA cares not for such mundane matters. And neither should you. 

Haters gonna hate, but they ain't even none of those sexy fat on that phat body. Too good for them. 

But if you have bad fat in your body, that's when you need to get rid of it. 

What is defined as a bad fat? Well, anything fat that's not your naturally produced Body Fat from your body. 

These bad fats are like pests, they grow fast and look like shit. 

And very hard to get rid of, too, once they attach on ya.

But worry no more, for PIMP MAMA is here! 

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Simple grab a bowl of vegetables (search on Googles for "food to get slim") and munch on that baby. Continue eating them for the next six months. Eat again for another 2 months. Eat again for 2 days. And proceed to lastly, eat those veggies for another 24 months. 

Once you are done, you should expect to be as fit as a stick and as slim as the real slim shady. 

Never more shall someone dare point at your belly and ask: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?!"

Shame them with that nice body. 

If you are still looking a bit chubby, even after getting rid of them bad fats, DO NOT PROCEED ANYMORE.

You have reached your final form. This is your Perfect Form, your Perfect Body.

Never let 'em haters change ya.

#AllBodyShapesMatter

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