Do you enjoy procrastination? You should.

True, you may not get enough sleep at times, having to stay up late at night finishing all those work that you had pushed back to the last minute. Or feel a huge sense of pressure towering over you, haunting each of your movements, reminding you that you pending work to complete. 

But in the end it's all worth it. Because you were stress free for a period of time and that's all it matters.

What you truly want, though, is to have that stress-free feeling last a MUCH longer time. 

And it's very simple to do this.

You merely require take two deep breaths, give yourself a big hug, and twirl around three times. Grab an apple and take two bites outta it. Smile. 

Take a deeper breath this time. Smile.

Kiss your hand and plant it on your right cheek. This will help make sure you stay on the bright side, aka the "Right side." 

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Buying a scented candle and placing it in your vicinity is great too. I'd recommend using lavender or Sour Apple for best effects. Those jawns be poppin'. Real effective when dealing with stress.

The smell is like sweet potatoes, strong and light at the same time, it'd beat the sh*t outta the stress in your body, leaving you stress free and life free.

With these secret techniques, not only have you just learned to pimp stress itself, you have conquered another negative portion of life. Sweet, huh?

Guess PIMP MAMA does it again, eh. amirite m8?

Tune in again for a session on getting rid of baby fats, or even just bad fats, from your body and achieve the awesome body you deserve!

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