I was once a failure but through the understanding of life, I've achieved a level of knowledge unmatched by the average Joe. 

You see, I got ways to pass exams and quizzes and tests and shit, it's just too easy. I've got the keys to success in my head. 

And the way to pass those annoying written crap is simply this: study potatoes.

Potatoes are the essence of Mother Earth and one of the main food sources in our lives. Without potatoe,there ain't gonna be yo mama nor you nor yo dada. 

Eating potato is simply not enough anymore to get the necessary knowledge to compete with those so-called Geniuses. So now we gotta observe them like PIMP MAMA did. 

One potato that is round, we call it a Round Potato. This represents good karma and signifies that not studying for the next exam is OK.

One potato that has a rectangular shape, we call it Rectum Potato. This jawn means you dead. Studying and not studying won't make much of a difference.

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But if you are able to find the potato which has two small round bulges popping outta of 'em, then you can be considered saved. Because this is the legendary..can you guess what? 

Yes, it's the legendary Deez Nuts! Potato! Upon discovering this, you are bound to not only pass the next exam, and exam for the next 20 years is a guaranteed success! 

Remember, while there are several more types of Potatoes, these will be revealed in other sessions. They do possess various benefits and secrets, so revealing them all is simply not a choice.  Now with PIMP MAMA, they aren't.

Tune in again, for another hot ass session, baby!

*LOgged out 05:12:45 PM EST*