When a person writes, they write for their love of literature. They take possession of the paper (or Word document) and haunts it with all their inner fantasies.

Writers, in this sense, are perverts by literature.

And the paths of such beautiful and sick transcendental beings, are large and wide. Striking the perfect novel in which it could influence such people, as well as the masses, is hard. But it’s likewise NOT impossible.

With PIMP MAMA’s expert tip here, you’re bound to succeed and have your book in the top 3 rankings someday.

Follow these four short tips, and be stunned. Your novel is waiting for you to train it to the top.

Step 1) Believe in failure. Son (daughter), if you ain’t gonna fail, you ain’t gonna succeed. And if you never fail, then you still gonna succeed, But if you fail, you’re more likely to succeed. But if you keep failing, you gonna continue failing. If you believe in failure, you trust success. Be smart. Be strong.

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Step 2) Pick up a pen (or keyboard) and begin your writing. Think of a topic closest to your heart, and Let it Go like Idina Menzel did. You gonna go places. But make sure write your idea in a coherent manner. B*ches love it tight and right. If you sentences are tight, people follow easier. If your writing sounds right, they’ll feel closer to your writing. You wanna grab their eyes, attention, and soul.

Step 3) Publish your writing somewhere. Sit back and relax.

Step 4) Rent out a $2000 suit and prepare your Winning Speech. Sit back and wait for someone to contact you of your novel’s success and get ready to receive that Award you’ve deserved for so darn long!

Believe me, this advices are absolute t̶r̶a̶s̶h̶ world-changing. Follow PIMP MAMA, and winning in Life through multiple areas shall not be an issue.

Tune in next time for a fantastic session again!

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