Print out and play the Sifillis Stories QUEST-O-TRON game!
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QUEST-O-TRON INSTRUCTIONS:
OBJECTIVE:
Be the first player to reach Schmegma City!
Each player (up to seven) makes a game piece and places it on a starting point. Choose from: Spew Spew Forest, the Schmahoning Drive-In Theater, Foulfinger University, Smelsinore Trailer Park, Goiterhead Farm, Cydroidobot’s Log Chateau, or the Fartcano Dominion.
Flip a coin.
If it’s “heads” move ahead one space.
If it’s “tails” move ahead two spaces.
When you land on a number look it up on the Quest-O-Tron Action Page. Do what the action page tells you to do. If you’re to move to another number, move there and wait for your next turn.
Take turns doing this until someone finally reaches Schmegma City and wins the game!
ACTION PAGE TEXT:
#01) You get lost in the mountains and meet Arachnoidiatron 4000. You insult their favorite director and they kick you so hard you land on #10.
#02) You find a thaumaturgic bumbershoot but before you can use it Blip Polyp the Diaper Maker snatches it and flies away. STAY PUT.
#03) Zooesium the Paramecium is drinking milk straight from an iguana’s teat. You hop on his back and hover to #06.
#04) Cydroidobot’s son is coming towards you holding a birthday cake, which explodes. You fly miles up in the air and come down on #19.
#05) One of Hepatitissa’s old portals unexpectedly opens up and violently teleports you to #09.
#06) A rabid quinacridone meatidong chases you all the way to #16.
#07) Smort has a map to treasure in the sewer. You join his quest and wind up surfacing two weeks later on #13.
#08) While walking down the road at night you bump into Dyschezia. She turns you into a fleshtree’s testicle until morning. STAY PUT.
#09) A flying saucer beams you aboard by mistake. The aliens are friendly but won’t take you to the city. They drop you- and a big pile of feces- off at #03.
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#10) You run into Edwige Kenchington. She offers to take you to the city on her rainbow’s back but you accidentally fall off and land on #23.
#11) You come across Nobgoblin and her handmaidens camping. Nob tries out a new spell to transport you to the city but you materialize in FARTCANO DOMINION.
#12) You meet Jo the Voracious Rhinocerous towing the red truckbed. They give you a lift to #24.
#13) You find a skateboard and ride it to a nearby cockfighting arena, where you stick around to watch Cockadoody in action. STAY PUT.
#14) You find yourself in Woodtick Holler, where King Ixodidae gives you terrible directions and you wind up walking to #01.
#15) You see Haploid the Ventriloquoid, who has an enchanted kidney stone. He wishes the two of you to #02.
#16) You meet Ro-Man the Robot Monster, who lends you a pair of enchanted silver squishball sneakers. They’re defective: instead of taking you to the city you wind up on #08.
#17) A freak windstorm blows you to the middle of Wormspotz Ocean. Some friendly wazzfish carry you to shore. After walking for five weeks you find yourself on #22.
#18) Procto’s test rocket has crashed. You spend a week helping him fix it and then you fly to SPEW SPEW FOREST.
#19) You find your way to a desert where Kommandant Fistur is fighting a Schlub-Sniggurath. It knocks him out and eats you. Two days later you are pooped out on #14.
#20) You are grabbed by nefarious queezimps who throw you down a well. Unable to climb out, you start to dig a tunnel and after seven years you surface on #17.
#21) You encounter Kommandant Petasse, who is leading a search party for Crassgass and Gary. You join them until you are left behind on #05.
#22) The Spork Armadillo says she knows a shortcut to the city, but you both fall into quicksand and it takes you a day to get out. STAY PUT.
#23) You wander to a foamy yellow river and see Poo-Go & Tiny Tirdly rowing a fleshwood canoe downstream. You jump in and they give you a lift to #20.
#24) Bruce offers to take you to the city. On the way a kaiju picks you off the ocelot’s back, tries to eat you, finds you disgusting, and spits you out. You fly all the way to #12.
#25) Mrs. Minj turns you into a flying scaterpillar. You fly to B.M. Foulfinger and Dr. Slugg to get cured through science. MOVE TO FOULFINGER UNIVERSITY.