*Yawn*
I slowly stretch and get out of bed. I walk over to the mirror to fix my unruly hair. I have blond hair that flows gently down to my waist and blue, crystal-like eyes. It’s depressing really, I really hope I don’t get more beautiful, but then again with my charm who knows what’s bound to happen. *Sigh* A guy in a girl’s body was not meant to be.
Status window has now been unlocked.
Oh~ Finally I will get to see my stats!
[Me] “Open Status!!!”
Name: Ivy
Health: 50/50 Mana: 50/50 Stamina: 25/25
Agility: 15 Intelligence: 15
Strength: 15 Endurance: 15
Luck: 1(!) Charm: 9999 (!)
Elements
Fire: 0% Earth: 0% Water: 0% Air: 0%
Dark: 0% Light: 0% ????: 0% ????: 0%
…Everything is average… but what’s with the exclamation points at the end of luck and charm? I click on the one beside luck and a new window pops up.
WARNING! Luck is unable to be found! Cannot display less than 1! The number on display may be inaccurate!
…wow. My luck, just what did you gods do to it? *Sigh* I click on the exclamation point next to charm.
Charm is set to an immeasurable amount. Number displayed is smaller than true charm!
…Umm, Kat? I know you said that I would be gifted a lot of charm, but you seriously just broke the system… *Sigh*
*Ding!*
New skill gained! Skill: Emotional Display (Mana: 15)
Due to constant acts of showing your emotions you have gained a new skill! You can now send out a projections of your emotions! This skill will help people no longer question your sanity from the random expressions plastered on your face!
*Ding*
Emotional Display has been set to max!
I stare wide-eyed at the screens before me. The max level of any skill is 10, and although that might sound easy to get… it isn’t. Skills level 1-3 are beginner, 4 & 5 being apprentice, 6-8 is mastered, 9 is grandmaster, and 10 is supreme. No one has ever gotten their skill on level 10, in fact if they got level 9 they would be treated with the utmost respect. This… can become OP quickly.
[Mom] “Hey, how’s my sweet little girl? Can you show Mommy your status~?”
[Me] “Y-yes mom. Show status to Carla!”
Thank goodness that I haven’t started training. Right now my status are perfectly normal, and since no one can see my skills I should be fine. Probably.
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[Mom] “… Well I knew my child was very charming… I’m sure Kat must have blessed you my little angel~”
[Me] “O-okay…”
New title: Goddess Ivy
What? What is this?!?! I open for details, and this description shows up.
Title: Goddess Ivy
Due to your inhuman charm and poor luck people have begun to worship a new god. They have destroyed one of Zeus’s churches, with the help of your poor luck, and have built it anew just for you! Congrats for the promotion! Hope Zeus isn’t mad! +20% holy affinity.
Is it just me or does the blue box have a personality? Also, did I accidently destroy one of Zeus’s churches?! Crud…
*Sigh*
-15 mana
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[Mom] “Honey? Are you alright? You have a depressed feeling, it’s okay… Mama is here. You don’t have to be strong for Mama to love you! You will be alright! Come back to me sweet-heart! I love you!” *Cries*
What happened? Is she alright?! Wait… I must have used the skill Emotional Display… this will be a pain to deal with in the future.
[Me] “No, Mom. I am alright, I’m sorry for worrying you! Please get up!”
[Mom] “A-are y-you s-sure?”
[Me] “Yes mother, I am sure”
[Mom] *Sniff* *Sniff* “Alright, just know Mama’s here for you…”
[Me] “Always!”
[Dad] “Girls!!! Its time to go to bed!!!”
I notice the not-so-subtle twitch in Mom’s eye as see looks in the direction of Dad. I really hope Dad will not be emotionally scarred after this…
[Mom] “Honey, you can go to bed now… Mamas going to just have a ‘little’ chat with your father. Be safe~”
I watch Mom get up and start to head down-stairs. I get changed into my pagamas and get into bed. While trying to sleep I hear some voices oviosly beloinging to my parents.
[Mom] “OUR CHILD WAS HAVING AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT AND YOU JUST CAUSALLY TELL HER TO GO TO BED!!!
[Dad] “I-I’m sorry sweet heart, s-so please c-calm down…”
[Mom] “CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!”
*Crash* *Bash* *BOOM!*
[Dad] “I-I’m sorry.”
[Mom] “I am too!!! Wahhh…. I love you sweetie!!!”
New Title: Eavesdropper
…I’m kind of afraid of what this title does… open title ‘Eavesdropper’
Title: Eavesdropper
Due to listening to your parents conversation you have gained a new title. This title can serve as a warning to others as to your true nature. +5 agility *Hint* This can be used for getting out of future sticky situations.
……………………………….wow. I’m speechless. Not only have these boxes been getting just a little to mean, but the fact that I got agility out of this is creepy…
I wonder why it is so easy to get titles now… Must be a mix of both Zeus’s and Poseidon’s gift…
My brain hurts just thinking about this… I think I should seriously get some sleep now… tomorrow I will go hunting.