they found me
they're outside
i can hear them
like even without using an invention or anything
just with my ears
turrets didn't attack them fortunately
i mean they're set to definitely not attack humans
because i am a human
technically
and i do not want turrets to attack me
so
let's all just be really quiet
they were banging on the door before
big solid door
lovely big door
stopped now
think they're talking
i'm using minicomputer to write this
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because bigcomputer has clacky keys
v satisfying
but also bad for giving away the fact that you are hiding
pretending to not exist
while you wait
for people
to leave
you
alone
haven't finished teleportal nuisance remover yet
haven't even made the cosy tea room
okay
nope they're still here
think they're trying to get into ant prison now
bad idea humans
management is not responsible for injury or death resulting from unleashing captive ants
not that i got many in there right now
and those aren't in good condition
still
hope no one gets hurt
just want them to gooooo awaaaaay
maybe i could creep over to lair entrance
teleportal behind vending machines
snuggle in down there
wonder what it's even like now
haven't been down in like
months?
should probably check stuff first
like if ventilation systems donked up sometime
i could just teleport down into some kind of like
deathcloud
no
i have grown beyond tiny safe underground lair
i live above the earth now
are they still there
they are still there
still there
still there
still flipping there oh come ON HUMANS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
YOU ARE MAKING ME USE CAPITAL LETTERS
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE
okay wait
waitwaitwait
vehicle?
combustion engine?
leaving?
question marks?
okay
okayokay
they're gone
oh thank goodness
i mean they will be back
humans cannot leave a thing alone
this is a fact
should maybe send some drones after them
if i know where they live i can keep far away from that place
and work on my lovely tea room teleportal device
to avoid
social complications
hmm let's see though
eyespiders or regular drones
regular drones probably the safer bet there
operational limits on eyespiders pretty low
can't fit much battery inside an eye
okay
go drones
follow those mammals
i will be here
doing teleports
and
designing tearooms