well
hmm
there's a car stuck in tea room
not the whole car
just like
part of it
also exit portal got donked up
by the whole car incident
so goodbye nonlethal solution
it seemed like a good idea
but it was probably doomed from the start
peacefully send hostile humans to a nice tea room
what kind of idiot would think that could work
also
starfax pimsneyback is dead
not feeling very good about this
my loving scooter
so good at carrying swords
and also carrying me
we had good times
until humans
decided to wreck all my stuff
and also seriously try to kill me
so many bullets
v hard to not just
y'know
use a laser shotgun to quickly and simply solve this problem
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such a straightforward solution
efficient
but that is not what i did
when all those humans showed up out of nowhere
while i was happily destroying anthouses
which benefits them too so i don't know
rationality is not a welcome guest at the humanity house party
anyway
some really difficult stuff happened. humans. vehicles. bulletguns. yes lots of those. exploding grenades. trapped jin. scared jin. nowhere to run. starfax explodes. jin explodes. shield saves jin etc etc
you might think i got away but nope. they got me. this is my ghost writing this. woooo. yes keep up the stupid gags there jin. good for morale. anyway. not actually dead. just making that clear. because. well just i'm not dead. now it seems like i am actually dead because i keep denying it so much.
backpedal backpedal backpedal
so i did get away. used all my teleport anchors. just threw them everywhere and synced them all up and made a big crisscrossing weird portal thing all over the ground. it looked really. pretty. then most humans and 1/5 of one vehicle went through the portals. into tea room. exit portal died. the era of tea room has come to an end. hats off. moment of silence.
move on
biscuit fort got exploded slightly. drones prevented entrance. but. it was close. think maybe humans knew i was not home. set up ambush. tried to break in. and kill me. and etc
i don't really know what to do now
things have escalated ridiculously
maybe hiding is the best
as i always suspected
but maybe
bleh
like do they even realise
no
or maybe they do
like if i was seriously some kind of chaotic evil mad scientist there would not be
i mean
how flipping easy humans die
can't coherent
too upset
just man they are lucky they are dealing with a sad scientist. so lucky. it's like they have no clue how squishy they are. humans are walking bags of highly pressurised blood. some bones. everything basically vital. like you can point to any part of a human and be like hmm this bit? and then you have to be like nope need that part to stop from just dying instantly. this bit? nope that stops my blood from turning into poison. this bit? nope nope you are not listening all the bits. all the bits are
what am i
babbling
jin. jin focus up. humans are trying to kill you. giant ants are trying to kill you. you are alone here. no one is going to help you. just about the only good thing in this horror situation. you only have to think about. you.
so
think
about
you
but no i just can't think of any way to stop this
like if i go to their base and explode something or i don't know whatever i do is not going to make them suddenly not want to murder me
even if i do something useful for them they will just
i don't know
misinterpret
or maybe stop trying to kill me and start trying to catch me
if they think i can be useful to them then
dunno
humans don't do well with useful things
they don't treat them good
okay but okay
whole city teleport project needed power like that was the big sticking point
i have power
i have a whole power plant
i have designs for macroanchors
theoretical but still
what if
i teleport
human base
somewhere else?
instead of running away from my problems
i will force my problems to run away from me
anyway it's something to focus on for now
oh boy do i need some focus