okay so whatever right? whatever. #4 hulk laser drone is still a scamp. they don't judge. that is one of my favourite things about robots. no judging. no guilt. #1 and #3 and #6 and even cranky ol #5 still love him even if he's a murderbot. stupid laser. i'd take it off but it took like fourteen hours to get it working. wasted progress is gross.

did some teleporter stuff anyway. work helps. teleporters are friendly. a productive human is a happy human and i am still a human. just basic groundwork. calibrations. calculations. nothing fun or funny or interesting. necessary junk. the foundation of all superscience miracles.

anyway

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trying to figure out what to do next. superscience project maybe. drone stuff. wonder what happened to #2. maybe shes still out there somewhere. could actually send #4 out to look for her. avenging laserhulkbot. ugh. but kind of tempting. but ugh. maybe if i tell him not to use the laser except to burn graffiti onto buildings. like burn an enormous dong on the side of a corp hq. definitely seems like the most productive use of advanced laser technology. do it awesome? it do awesome.

jin you babble some absolute nonsense when sad

but that's okay

as long as youre smiling while you do it

to-do:

[ yeah let's do amazing fun superscience by reading ten billion project site reports oh ]

or maybe make a new drone? not a murderbot. nicebot. cuddlebot. smilebot.

could send #4 out i guess while catching up on old drone reports zzzzzzz

in this unworthy world there is always tea