humans

so annoying

my misanthropy feels increasingly justified

i mean could they just wait one flipping day for me to get this tea room finished. this is all for them! i'm not doing this junk for me you know! it's not like i woke up and was all like hmm yes what is the most productive use of my superscience time o i know make a flipping tea room for ungrateful donking humans who probably don't even like tea. probably all coffee drinkers. or. cocoa.

note: variety of hot beverages in tea room

what was i annoyed about

oh yes

right

humans are trying to explode my biscuit fort

i am not

happy

about this

although i probably shouldn't have opened ant prison and let out all my ant prisoners

i only had three

just thirteen legs between them

humans were not impressed

was kind of interesting to see regular humans fighting giant ants i guess

bulletguns moderately effective

i mean i knew that

still miss tbm bulletgun

these guys aren't using big bullets though. their bullets are smaller.

so it takes more to crack open an ant

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also one thing i never really appreciated

all my offensive options are fairly

y'know

overkillish

like even the crappy old crudlauncher takes down ants in a shot or two. shardrifle tears ants to pieces. antswords slice through chitin so easily. so easily. cannonball pistols. do i even need to say. everything works very well. because that's how you solution. you science and you engineer and you make a thing that is designed to solve the problem as efficiently as possible. or yknow overengineer it to heck because why not right? better to go too far than not far enough. anyway my point is that this is basic stuff. if you need to kill giant ants regularly then maybe think about making something that is good at killing giant ants.

but i guess when all you have is a bulletgun with small bullets that's what you gotta use

even if it takes ages

and also the ant gets really annoyed

and tries to eat you

none of these humans got eaten

none of them even lost an arm

got kind of close a few times

but in the end they killed my ant prisoners

and then had a really good nosy look around ant prison

nothing much in there except antcorpse bits'n'juice

nothing to scare them away

so i sent out #4

not to kill them of course

just to

y'know

be scary

with lasers

and crudlauncher

i might have mentioned this before but there is something weirdly terrifying about shin height crudballs flying around

you just get like

man right at this moment i literally cannot think of a worse thing happening than getting hit in the shin by a speeding wad of crud

anyway the important thing is that the humans all went away and biscuit fort remains unexploded

so

success?

it's not a success

it just worked for now. that's all.

i feel bad about releasing ants and robot on the idiots

even if they were trying to crack open my fort

i took all the explosive stuff they were setting up

if you try to explode me i get to keep your bombs

this feels morally okay

it's all plastic explosive stuff. not homemade. military style. all with military writing and instructions and stuff on the packets. packets! so fancy.

ended up feeding most of it into the mareo. that thing's always crying out for more blowy uppy materials.

anyway

have to go make sure tea room is good. also add these ant candy things i made to launchers. it's just basically a wad of antattracting stuff. ants love it. so i figure i'll add that to the exit distraction protocol. buzzers go buzzing off. ant candy is deployed. with all that interesting nonsense going on any ants around won't even notice a human or two leaving.

well that's the plan anyway

fingers crossed it works out

keep forgetting i have to check suburban ant situation. eyespiders are doing their thing and scavengers keep bringing back antcorpses so i guess it's okay for now but

oh also power plant. just want to be doing that. unlock laser shotgun.

what is life without laser shotgun

safer probably

but i still want it

problem

problem is

there is just too much stuff

and only one jin

well anyway

got work to do

tea time