so flipping tired lately. too much to think about all the time. at least i have tea now. at least i have a mug of infinite tea. these things are what sustain me.
have not seen even one ant in the wild since i killed the hive. none at the mall. well i mean the remains of the mall. triple vortex bomb attack took out most of that place. it's all collapsed and stuff now. still got my tea. that's the important thing. got tea and no ants. maybe i got a break here. maybemaybe
most ant prisoners are dead. acid ant prisoner is dead. i got a bunch of numbers and stuff. computer is doing stuff with them. i think i told it to do some stuff. can't really remember. boring basic crunching is not worth brainspace memory.
collecting notes. typing them up. need to do stuff but not thinky stuff. brain needs rest.
so yeah
stuff
*** weapons ***
teleportal crudlauncher quadx2
-inaccurate
-slow
-but splatty
-four barrels
-now eight barrels
-four forward four back
-solves recoil issues
-mounted on #4
-unless i'm near #4
-do not want to get crudballed in the shin
laser shotgun
-ridiculous spread
-vaporises ants
-op
-but can't shoot it because no power
-nuts
tiny but mighty bulletgun
-call it tbm for short
-pistol sized
-.50 calibre
-the bigger the bullet the gooder it is
-linked via teleportal to bulletgun room
-rapidfire
-no reloading
-ants hate it
-but no bullets
-so
-bleh
shardrifle
-shoots crudbullets
-but call them shards
-sounds less cruddy
-double barrelled
-also shoots backwards
-so quad barrelled i guess
-low recoil
-splats ants
-i am not good at aiming
-can shoot without stopping or reloading
-inefficient but effective
wave motion fireball drone glove
-drone lives on robot arm
-becomes glove when i ask politely
-yell WAVE MOTION FIREBALL BLAST
-makes big cool fireball
-not fieldtested
-don't know if ants hate fireballs
-hope they do
-yep ants are not fireball fans
-good in crisis situation
-triggers on called attack &also just panic/pain screams
-this is a feature not a bug
*** me ***
roboarm
-left one
-magnets stick to it
-but 0% ferrous
-?
-has lasers
-drone lives there
-okay i guess
-should maybe upgrade or something
eye
-just missing
-along with some face
-left one again
-what is with that side of my body
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-unlucky left i guess
-scars
-eyepatch
-pirate
-arr
brain
-fatigue mod
-sleep mod
-work longer work harder
-hallucinations minor
-headaches manageable
-better living through chemistry
-&bionetic implants
-i am v cyberpunk
-note: maybe do something to sense of smell
-or just bathe
*** drones ***
DEAD #1 - menial labour junk, quirky, polite, favourite
-construction
-superhammer
-slavedrone squad
-died protecting me
-need to replace
new#1 - not the same
-i was wrong
-but has superhammer
-and superhammer squad
superhammer drones
-deconstruction experts
-antsplat do good
-giant hammer on little drone
-hilarious
-died protecting me
-rip in peace
-should make more
-made more
minidrones
-tiny
-cute
-handy
-perfect
MISSING #2 - cutie
new#2 - sheriff of crudtown/shardville
-minidrones(9)
MISSING #3 - the boring one
new#3 - minister of cleaning & soap
-minidrones(7)
#4 - hulk drone
-toughness
-laser
-quadX2crudlauncher
-miss this guy
-come back safe buddy
-came back safe
-got shot
-by probably humans
-oh no
MISSING #5 - cranky
+construction
#6 - menial labour junk
-scavenging
-minidrones(34)
scrapbag
-will die for my glory
-died
-no glory
scrapbag v2
-easy to make
-just need a teleport and an antgutgem battery
-create big vortex explosion
-vaporises everything
-or teleports it somewhere?
-either way no longer my problem
-effective but scary
-not allowed near me
-maybe shouldn't use these so much
-just a feeling
*** shields ***
12yo version (modified) (goneburger)
-powered by agg batteries
-doesn't like aggbies?
-don't know
-seems to work
-sometimes
-linked to emergency teleportal
-which might not work
-does work but unreliable
-stressful
-converted back to power pack
-just one left so careful now
-doesn't matter because dead in the line of duty
-f
heatblast aggby shieldthing
-aggby heat conversion is aces
-gets hot
-for me
-also for ants trying to bite me
-works out worse for them
-seems okay
-hotswap system gets stressful
-weird cooldown problems
-unreliable
newshield
-overloads so easily
-layered like flip
-seventeen layers
-telepowered
-onion oil burnt hair smell
-kind of into it
-ineffective against acid
-rip my face
*** things ***
voicechanger ant social anxiety inducer
-shouty
-pulls ants
-makes ants nervous?
-needs more testing
-don't use this
-seriously
-just makes every ant come right at you
-terrifying
decoy drone buzzers
-ants love them
-or hate them
-in any case chase them
-good for distractions
-or just funsies
-tiny
-jumpy
-annoying for ants
-but to me they are perfect
*** primary lair aka biscuit fort***
-under biscuit warehouse
-small snug cosy
-shower isn't working
-bathtub full of antgutgems
-also no bathtub
-just gems
-no bed
-full of stank
-now living upstairs
-less stank
-weird
-but okay
-biscuit fort secure
-turrets
-bulletgun room
-teleportal city
-crudtown
-shardplace
-tearoom
-waterpark
-water oh yes water
-don't drink it though
-okay you can drink it now
-because art installation filter system works good
-scamps everywhere
-fun
*** secondary lair ***
-location scouted
-near power plant
-hidden anchors constructed
-forgot about this
-huh
-power plant
-i need that
*** whole city teleport project ***
overall: preliminary testing stage
-teleport relay tests going well
-so well
-teleportal miniaturisation success
-note: shoot teleportals at faultlines
-oh yeah this thing
-completely forgot about it
-too busy surviving