Synopsis
After spending an unsavory amount of time in hell, our protagonist finally manages to escape the place that had kept him captive for so long... again.
Unfortunately, even after plotting and planning for years, he ends up in a place not much different from the burning and agonizing Tartarus he once had to call home. Guts, blood, and carnage start to reign over Earth as soon as he set foot in it, much to his dismay.
What use is it to cry over spilled milk, though? Tired of the monotony of endless torture, he steps into the world intending to have as much fun as possible. While others might try to raid the Orc Lord with as many people as possible, why not challenge him to an arm-wrestling tournament? The power of friendship will surely be on his side. Why hide from the big, bad wolf in one of your houses if wearing camo in plain sight should have the same effect?
Now, making friends and going on adventures would be perfectly fine, if it wasn't for the fact that he hides a few more secrets than one might think at first.
This is a complete rewrite! Due to being unsatisfied with the previous version, I have decided to work the story up, beginning from the older chapters!
Version 2.0 includes: - enhanced writing and editorial skills
- additional information and aspects to characters
- minor deviation from storyline and improvements
Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1: New phone, who dis?2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2: The birds and the bees~2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3: Running in the 90's2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4: That's gonna leave a mark!2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 5: Déjà-vu, I've just been in this place before2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 6: I wanna be Batman2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 7: God's not a nice person (Gotta keep it family friendly)2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 8: Pants, or a few human lives?2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 9: How to bake a pretty cake2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 10: What isn't fun about roasting marshmallows in a forest fire?2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 11: Cause of Death: Fluff2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 12: What has 7 legs, and is dead?2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 13: Communism has failed2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 14: I said you should knock, Mom!2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 15: M'lady2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 16: What do you mean, I have to wait before I punch?2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 17: Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 18: UNO!2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 19: DOS!2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 20: TRE(E)S!2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 21: I can show you the world2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 22: The return of the King of Pop2024-11-13
- 23Chaapter 23: Oh Captain, my Captain!2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 24: Howdy Partner!2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 25: Flying into the sunset2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 26: Cue the spy music2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 27: Silence, wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore...2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 28: Ninjas cutting onions2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 29: For the glory of Satan!2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 30: I know we couldn't skype tonight but that's alright. Good night, gurl.2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 31: How about some thighs in these trying times?2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 32: The power of nut2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 33: I'm yelling timber~ (End of Book 1)2024-11-13