Ok so there was a bit of confusion about the Special Stats. LUK is a special stat as it cannot be increased though normal training or use of skill points. Just a reminder I mark special states with a Purple color.

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SHIT!

I was panicking when a naked girl about 19-20 years old landed on my carpet. She had a slender body with an Enormous rack and pale white skin like a vampire and Platinum white hair. She had the aura that i had come to associate with immortals Imposing, yet graceful. She hadn’t noticed me yet luckily but what was more disconcerting was that she was currently in the middle of…..’enjoying herself’. She was softly moaning and just going to town whilst me just standing there trying not to make a sound. So i just stood there for what seemed like forever when i heard a sound not to far down the hall.

*Clog clog clog*

I could hear the footsteps of whoever was supposed to bring me dinner and i couldn’t help but scream in my head whoevers idea this was needs to die. 

The Mysterious lady looked up and only noticed then that she wasn’t in wherever she came from anymore. Then her eyes landed on me as if wondering “oh…”.

“Umm...hi cutie...how long have you been standing there”

“2 minutes, possibly 5” i answered back to the lady who still had her finger in her ‘Sacred Palace”.

“..well this is awkward even for my standards”

“Quite”

“...”

“...”

After exchanging a few awkward comments i could hear the footsteps getting closer and closer with my fox ears. 

“Sooooo we can talk later after the maid finishes delivering my dinner or you can introduce yourself to a bunch of faes in your birthday suit, but you better pick soon cause it sounds like you have oh 15 seconds left”

The lady slowly to her finger out of ‘that place’, stood up glaring at me with her face turning redder and redder each passing second.

“Imputent, i am a goddess, i will not listen to the words of a morta!l”

At this point i am sufficiently tired of it. I ran nearly half the day, fought godzilla, negotiated with a few high fae. I’ve had a shit day and i just want to fucking go to bed. The footsteps are getting dangerously close and the goddess is just standing there without a stitch on her.

“Stop your goddamn bitching, get under the the bed and stay silent!!!” i hiss back at her.

Strangely a band of black appears around the ero-goddesses throat. She stood straight up and started walking like a robot towards the bed and ducked under and right in time. 

“*Knock Knock* miss your dinner” I heard a voice with a strange accent accent.

“One moment” i called back

I take one last look to make sure the goddess was hidden by the blanket that fell to the floor before stepping over to open the door. There was a maid there dressed in frills with a tray of hot mash potatoes and some sort of fruit. What was eye catching was her hair was a vibrant shade of green marking her as a Dryad. 

“Oh, the rumors were true, one of the animal persons is here, little miss wheres your mother”The maid bent down so she was at eye level with me.

“Mommy went to the bathroom but she said if dinner came then to put it on the bed” I said with an angel smile.

I am quite vexed because that taciturn kobold Merrick didn’t properly explain to the maids that i’m the one that the princess is negotiating with and not my mother. Of course i doubt that it would bode well for the princess if rumors where to get out about a little girl in negotiating with the princess especially if that little girl is a non-fae race. Most faes are long lived like the Elves who can live up to 400 years or the Undine who have a lifespan of 300 years so the children of such a race mature slower than humans or beastmen. A young Elf would be 40 to 90 years old but would still look like a grade schooler. 

“OK well i’ll just put it on the bed then” she gently opens the door and walks over to the bed to set down the tray.

“Miss are you sure this will be enough for both of you? If not i can bring more” 

What a nice maid for asking, but regardless i have a nude goddess that i have to sort out so if you could please leave the room as soon as possible.

“No thank you, mommy said she already ate and to say thank you”

“What a polite child”

At this there was a rumble beneath the bed and i could feeling bloodlust coming out from underneath. 

“Mi-miss? What was that!?” she stammered.

Dammit, why is it that immortals never seem to know when to stop. To late to tell it was nothing, Well OK then let try out this new spell. Hope it works.

I invoke charm and the maid lights up pink for a second and just for a moment i'm pretty sure the pupils of the maid's eyes turned to hearts. Then she simply just stops doing anything while standing there with the tray over my bed.

“Maid lady, are you OK you you're spilling the dinner-”

“Oh i’m sorry m’lady, i ask that you punishment me for my transgressions”

“…” 

I stood there gaping at the maid who now laid prostrate on the rug. I guess charm is super effective on maid girls good to know. 

“*Sniff* could it be that you want my head as repayment, for the mistress i shall obey” 

GAH, not what i wanted, not what i wanted. Please don’t kill yourself.

“No no it's ok, but please just clean it up and bring something else”

“Understood mistress i shall endeavor to carry out your will”

She then jumped over to where some of the mashed potatoes had spilled on the bed and started wiping it up with the hem of her frilly apron. 

“You shouldn’t get yourself dirty though, what will your bosses say”

“Mistress is the only boss. I apologize for the trouble i have cause mistress. If mistress wants it cleaned then i will clean it then punish myself” she then carried the ruined sheets and ran out of the room. 

How troublesome. I pull up the description of Charm.

Charm LV1(Active)

Charm is more than beauty

Effects

Upgraded version of Attract. Allure

Uses magic to entrance target with extreme loyalty, reverence and infatuation. 

Effects will last until user deactivates effect with appropriate item or spell.

Number of followers: 1

Cost:

500 MP

Crap, did i just enslave a palace maid girl. Great now and i don’t even have the undo spell, but on the other hand it might not be so bad having a maid. She could help carry my the game i kill, she can help me acquire items no little girl should even know how to use, and i can have every kids dream of not having to clean up their room. 

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The the bed started shaking again and i remembered the new goddess that was underneath.

“Oh you can come out now”

Out from underneath the bed came a scream and out came the ero-goddess covered in spider webs. 

“HOW DARE YOU-” roared the goddess, but i cut her off right then. 

“Inside voice please”

I don’t want the head maid to come and investigate why one of her maids is acting weird or why i am being so loud at this time of night. 

“Since you complied with both my orders to go under the bed and to be quiet i’m going to assume you are my new pet-”

“You dare call me a pet!” she seethed.

“Well don’t blame me i didn’t ask for a goddess to become my pet. I just won you in wheel of stupid misfortune, i mean who wants the goddess of porno tapes as their pet”

As soon as i said this the goddess turned cherry red and started shaking. I would be if i wasn’t wearing a stitch, and although i might have appreciated the appearance of a hot goddess when i was a 17 year old fledgling male right now i was a 10 year old little girl so i currently have pretty much now sex drive at all and even though i do occasionally think of ‘that’ there's no reaction except rolling on the ground, pounding my head against the wall embarrassment about what i was thinking. Yeah i am not looking forward to my teenage years again.

“Ok, your first order is never reveal any personal information about me and to never harm me” might as well make sure she doesn’t get any ideas early on. 

“Hey, i’m not some pet that you can order around!” she said still being obstinate. 

“Yeah you might want to check that”i said laying down on the bed. I assume she has a menu she can use right?

After a second she just froze and stood staring at something i couldn’t see, most likely her menu or whatever.

“NO, impossible. I am a goddess not some wild animal” well right now you're interrupting my trying to relax. Do you have any idea what i had to do today. I've been running around fighting Rank 6 Boars and making deals with faes and i just want to get a fucking nap in. is that honestly to much to ask.”

“Wait, you're her. The one they're afraid of. You're that little girl that Kyanu gave the Mystery weapon to?”

“Yes and who are you?”

“I’m Hyuna, Goddess of Ice” 

Huh, calling an ice goddess hot. Well it's not like i was the first hasn’t been done before. 

“Are you really the one who killed Torrents Symbol, hehe i’d say you won't be my master for too long then.”

“Don’t hold your breath.” i toss back while wishing the sheets hadn’t been covered in mashed potatoes, the plain old straw mattress isn’t very comfortable.

I was about to tell her to shut up when i heard the maid girls fast pace coming from down the hall. 

“Oh great, round 2. OK, get back under the bed again and stay quiet.”

She scowled and reluctantly got under the bed when the door opened and in came the maid girl again. She was carrying a new set of sheets and a comforter on top of her head while holding a new tray of dinner in her hands. On the tray though instead of mash potatoes was a full course meal of steaming buns, roast beef, green beans and ale. I must say i am impressed by the dexterity of this girl, I wonder what her DEX stat is?

“Sorry to keep you waiting m’lady, i would have brought more but the head chef said no.” apparently she didn’t think that this was a bit too much for someone half her size.

“It alright, but this is too much food and i don’t think i should drink this ale.” When i was 16 i had a sip of beer from a case of beer that was gifted to Rene by the 9th guy who proposed to her. Course she turned him down, and the beer he gave her was pretty nasty so after tried it we both ended up pouring it down the drain. 

“Apologies M’lady, i’ll get you some fruit juice right away.”

“*sigh* never mind the dinner, but can you set up my bed. I just really want to go to bed.” I really just want to go to bed.

“Of course M’lady, right away.”

“And enough of the M’lady”

“Yes Mistress”

“...”

Ok you know what, i don’t care. I’ll deal with it tomorrow for now, Bed.

“By the way what's your name maid girl.”

“Apologies mistress, i am called Sillva, i am single and live in the castle.”

“I didn’t want your life story” Why is she telling me this….oh, yeah charm makes them infatuated with me. 

Well for now i guess she can serve me but when i head back home she has to go or there'll be hell to pay. Enslaving Dryads is considered a taboo because of a treaty passed a few years ago. The Dryads were nearly hunted to extinction causing forests to die out and fields to turn infertile when the Holy Alliance stepped in and declared them a tabooed race to enslave. Might as well use what i got while i still can though.

“Well Sillva can you tell me about the princess. What kind of person is she. What kind of hobbies does she have. What is she like.” i asked her while she was setting up a wool comforter. 

“She is a kind woman who never raises her voice against anyone except her mother when the two argue. She Is currently also single with many suitors who want her hand in marriage but has not chosen a partner yet officially. She spends her mornings in court with her mother, arranging and attending tea parties during the afternoon and it is unknown where she goes during the night but is rumored to have been seen with Lord Oakwald.”

Oh ho, the princess has a mysterious lover.

“Tell me about this Lord Oakwald.”

“Lord Oakwald is an old friend of Earth faction Queen Rosalinda. He is currently allied princess to provide financial backing thanks to his large mining operations and processing plants. He is a suitor for her hand in marriage but already has 3 wives and is known to frequent the brothels of Rillang city.”

We got a player. Sounds like in exchange for certain services the lord is backing the princess but the princess doesn’t take him as her husband for some reason, why? Let's find out.”

I tell the maid girl to go back to her usual duties. The goddess comes out from under the bed covered in dust.

“So what now” she asked

“No i go to bed and end the day that started out so nice but turned into a disaster. You can sleep on the floor.”

“You can’t expect me to sleep on the floor. I am a goddess so it is only natural that the mortal sleep on the floor.” 

“If you're a goddess why don’t you just make your own bed.”

“Because of you i was pulled from heaven and my powers sealed. So no i cannot ‘make my own bed’ because unless you have a hammer and some wood i can’t” she shot back. 

That reminds me, I should be able to use the materials from the boar here in the fae capital if the princess teaches me spatial magic like teleport. They must have some workshops that i can use somewhere. I’ll ask the princess tomorrow. First things first i need to deal with this no arm and leg thing. I have been hiding it under my red cloak ever since i met the kobolds but i’m sure the princess was told about it by Merrick. Good news is that this is the fae capital of the Earth and that means one thing.

Dwarves