"Wrooooong! Stop! Cut! Cut! Wrongwrongwrongwrongwrooooooong!"
The Bard yelled at the sexuality-filled performance of the actor group, as they had somehow managed to turn his Visionary Play of the Century into a pornographic featurette once again.
"S...sorry...Your Majesty...we all got distracted by your presence once again…"
"Bleh! Everybody take a 10 minute break!"
These were the caveats of having an exceedingly high Charisma stat, as everybody wanted to either bed or befriend him everywhere he went, including the cast of actors that he had hired for his Grand Play.
"Hah! Your Majesty! Pfft!" King Jack von Newhouse muttered as he still couldn't get used to that appellative, even after the whole thing had become “official” for a few years now. Every man's dream was to one day become King, but little did they know what a pain in the ass everything became once that position was actually reached. So many restrictions!
The fact that he had wooed the windower Queen with his sweet tongue and good manners, becoming the next Prince-consort/King was a very well-known fact, but none of the nobility had seemed to mind it, since they all absolutely loved him, some of the Mademoiselles even taking that to the literal level.
The fact that he had bedded the hot MILF of a Queen, the younger princess triplets and a couple of other daughters of nobles all at the same time was a lesser known fact, but it did not matter even a little bit for his current art project.
Because King or not, they were all currently stuck in the middle of some damned hills, as the axle of one of the wheels from the main portable and foldable stage-carriage had snapped under the load and had crashed right into the dirt in the middle of no man's land. Of course, some of the Kingdom’s Knights in his Escort had immediately been dispatched to the closest town to look for a Blacksmith, but they had yet to return. All that the actors and the King could do in the meanwhile was to continue and practice their play, even if the current outcome was...less than desirable from an artistic point of view.
"Alright, time is up! Everybody, get back into positions. Let's start again from Chapter 3, Line 5. Go!"
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Bunnyandere immediately smelled the intruders that had blundered upon her territory, causing her to wake up from her slumber deep inside of her cave. It was probably some manlings that had come to hunt her again, but that was ok, since she was a little bit hungry at the moment. Sprinting across the two-mile wide gap between her cave and the dirt road, the bunny-girl immediately reached the actor's caravan, and immediately stopped as she spotted once again a large group of those damned walking Tin Cans which usually called themselves Knights or Adventurers. She hated having to eat those, because the shards from metal plates would always get stuck into her teeth, and they were so hard to pry out afterwards. Maybe she should simply just ignore them, as they did not seem to be here for her specifically.
Just as she was about to call it quits and return to her cave, she spun around and then she saw him! Protected by the gaggle of five noble-looking girls that were currently opposing the Tin Men which were gesticulating wildly while pointing their sharp metal toothpicks at the females, the Sun itself had seemed to set foot upon the world! A God made flesh and left among the mortals, so that they may feast their pathetic little eyes upon his glorious countenance! There were simply no words that could describe how good looking the middle aged man seemed to be into the eyes of the suddenly-love-struck bunny girl, as some of the instincts that she had long buried deep inside of her mind suddenly re-emerged to the surface. She suddenly wanted to mate, and she wanted it really bad! She wanted HIM! And those fucking Tin Men and rainbow-colored skanks were getting in her way!
With a loud bestial roar, the bunny girl charged at the the actors which were currently rehearsing their play, and smacked the daylights out of all of the male actors dressed in plate armour, sending them flying like ragged dolls into the bushes nearby.
Through when she attempted to grab some of the floozies which were hanging onto the legs of the Adonis, the man suddenly moved and placed himself between the bunny girl and the frightened women with a stern look of determination on his face, which made the bunny-girl wet herself even more! So Handsome!
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"NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU HARM A SINGLE HAIR ON THEIR HEADS, BEAST!" The King interposed himself between the giant white humanoid rabbit and the female cast of actors, even as it kept trying to bypass him over and over again to reach the frightened girls.
"Your majesty! No! You mustn't!"
"Shut up, foolish girl! This is not the time! This beast is known as the White Devil-Rabbit, devourer of men, women and children, Slayer of Knights, Armies and Heroes alike, and enemy to all the kingdoms of humanoids in this world. This is a foe beyond any of you can handle. One wrong move, and our entire group will get slaughtered in an instant. No! Rabbit! Stop! Unhand that girl! Gods dammit! I did not want to have to use this but…[Mesmerising Voice][Heavenly Persuasion]."
*HALT!* The King yelled, causing the bunny-thing to suddenly freeze in its tracks.
*PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, LET GO OF THAT GIRL...SHE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG! IT'S ME THE ONE YOU ARE AFTER, RIGHT?* The King began to gently pat the rabbit-monster on the arm with which it was holding the actress with.
*I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR HER, SHE IS JUST AN ACTOR I HAVE HIRED FOR A PLAY! BUT YOU, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE? WHY HAS DESTINY BEEN SO CRUEL AS TO NOT ALLOW ME TO MEET YOU BEFORE THIS VERY MOMENT?*
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*BLAH BLAH BLAH WONK, WONK WONK, GARBLE GARBLE!* The handsome man kept trying to persuade the bunny-girl, even though she could not understand a single thing that he was saying. But the WAY he said it, the gestures, the intonations, all made the bunny-girl's hairs stand up on end. He was so...PERFECT! Immediately forgetting that the other females even existed, she tossed the unwanted female garbage she was currently holding in her hand into the nearby bushes, and then proceeded to snatch the God-like being and drag him back to her cave for some “private time”.
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By the end of it all, the Bard-King had even earned the achievements [He Who Fucks With Monsters] and [Father to Legions], as their nearly-continuous fornication became the source of the feral blood-rabbit plague suddenly polluting the countryside.
After that, the Adventurer's Guild had been hired by the local peasants, and it kept sending all of the low-level Adventurer-wannabe trainees to take care of the rabbit-plague by posting low-level extermination jobs, as the pests kept ravaging the crops all around the whole Kingdom and needed constant culling.
In the end, some of the more enterprising groups of the trainees had discovered the source of the rabbit-plague, which seemed to be located somewhere in one of the deep caves around the local Banog Hills, and they had called upon the local Temple of the Flame to dispatch some of its more skilled Templars take care of the Rabbit-Queen, after some of the trainee teams had gone missing because they had approached her cave too carelessly.
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"Greetings...We have been sent by the Temple of the Flame at your request. They say that you have located the source of the rabbit-plague?"
"Jim the Incanter, at your service." The Warlock replied. "Indeed, my team ran into the beast a couple of days ago, and only my own cowardly self managed to survived the clash. I shall now guide you to the cave in which the beast resides, but I am not going to go anywhere closer than 100 paces!"
"Fair enough, my good man. Lead the way then."
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*NIAAAHAHA!*
"The horses are frightened, Ser Artorius! What are we going to do?"
"Dismount...we’ll proceed on foot. It can’t be too far now! Adventurer Jim, how long until we reach our destination?"
"Tis just over the hill over there, Ser! We’ll stop and have a gander before ye all go inside."
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"HALT! There it is! The cave of Ker-Banog!"
"Are you sure this is the place? It looks just like any other ordinary cave to me!"
"Absolutely positive, Ser! ACK! THERE IT IS!"
"Where?"
"RIGHT THERE!"
"What? THAT’S IT? That’s just an ordinary blood-rabbit!"
"No! That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most brutal, sadistic, and bad-tempered bunny you will ever set yer eyes on!"
"You must be jesting! Even the lowest of the low Adventurers can one-shot those things! What kind of fools do you take us for?"
"Look, that giant rabbit's got a vicious streak miles wide! It's a veritable killer!"
"Get jammed!"
"I'm tellin’ you! Don’t approach carelessly!"
"What's it gonna do, nibble your bum with its tiny lil’ teeth?"
"How’s that tiny? I'm warning yeh! Look at the bones!"
"BWAHAHAHA! Alright then, lads! Helmets on...Let’s show Adventurer Jim here how the Flame Templars fight."
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"CHAAARGE!"
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"SQUEAK!"
*StabStab*
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"Well...that’s it then...who’s got the stewing pot? We’re having rabbit tonight!"
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*HURGHRGRHGRRRR*
*UNSTEALTHING NOISE*
"Aw, bollocks!"
*DEEP ANNOYED GODZILLA SCREAM*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zhJljblPcY
*RIP*TEAR*METALBEND*CHOMP*CHOMP*RIP*RIP*SHRED*
*AAAARGH!*
*RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RETREAT!*
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"*HUFF*It stopped chasing us, Ser! We can stop running now!"
"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Noooo! It's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? HOW WAS THAT HARMLESS?"
"SHUDDUP, JIM!"
"*HUFF*...*Phuff*...alright...who did we lose?"
"Ser Borscht, Ser Kawain and Ser Hectare got ripped to pieces..."
"Damn...five of our best men...Alright...time to call the Sun Temple…this is not something that us Flameboys can handle! That was the focken’ White Devil-Rabbit itself! That’s a Legendary beast of immeasurable power! We have to call the heavy-blades for this one...Gah! So much for my promotion...and I was saving for an Orb of Antiok..."
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>> 1 month later.
"Senior Kight Blackheart! Welcome!"
"Ser Artorius! May the Sun forever shine upon your path! What’s the status?"
"It has not left the cave at all during this period, but more and more blood-bunnies just keep on coming from the insides. We can barely cope with the influx! And I am sick of eating rabbit stew!"
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"Alright then...Step aside...I’ll go have a look."
"Ugh...Ser...just like that? You just arrived! The beast is rather ferocious, you know! Shouldn’t you rest for a bit before proceeding?"
"Rest what? I’m Undead, remember? Thanks for the warning though, but I think I can handle a meager bunny, no matter how ferocious it may be!"
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The Sun Emperor put his helmet back on, and then simply went into the cave. He was getting sick of having to put up with the Flame Morons and he was tired of having to wear this stupid Templar disguise whenever he headed outside of the Empire of the Sun to play arround.
"Maybe it is time to retire “Ser Blackheart” and get a new identity?" The Emperor thought to himself."If I can manage to defeat this Devil-Rabbit creature, I will Level Up again and finally receive that sweet-ass “Holy Blade Chrisamier” from the Guild Quest reward, so maybe I could use that item to create another identity for myself? What name should I use then? Something that starts with “M” this time..."
Sensing a disturbance nearby with his Undead Mana-sense, The Emperor instantly dropped that distracting line of thought and put his shield up, proceeding in a defensive posture into the darkness ahead.
"This Mana signature is incredibly strong! A lot stronger than I had anticipated. Maybe I’ll finally get to go all out? How long has it been? Hundreds of years?"
After proceeding through the darkness of the cave like a silent shadow, the Emperor finally found his query, albeit in a rather “unexpected situation”. The three-meter tall humanoid rabbit was riding on top of a rather unshaved man cow-girl style, with enough care to not harm the victim beneath with its own weight, and was making the weirdest moaning mating noises.
Even more shocking was the fact that the Emperor recognized the victim beneath, as it was obviously the recently-missing King Newhouse. The Bard seemed to be in quite pristine condition, albeit if totally unshaved, disrobed and tied to the wall with a set of dungeon-shackles and chains that had obviously prevented him from escaping out of this place so far.
Constructing a quick telepathic bridge while still remaining stealthed, the Emperor reached out to the King, just as the rabbit-creature was “finishing” her session.
"King Newhouse, this is Senior Knight Blackheart from the Sun Temple. Please don’t make any sudden moves to alert the creature, as I am hiding nearby. How are you even alive? I thought that the Demon Rabbit would have devoured you by now!"
"Oh, no, she's actually quite nice once you get to know her. Outside of being chained up like this, I have not been mistreated at all. She is actually a great cook, you would be amazed what she can do with some random mystery meat and a few plucked vegetables. And the...Snu Snu action, as she likes to call it, has been quite satisfactory as well. She demands it so often, that I even got an achievement out of it!"
"We have to get you out of here! If we both start fighting, I cannot assure your safety!"
"Right then. There is a set of keys for these shackles on the other side of the room, near that hay-bed and that strange glowing golden cup. If you could distract her for long enough to grab the keys and release me, we could try and escape the cave system before you engage her. I do not want to see the rooftop come crashing on top of me."
"That sounds like a good plan. Ok, get ready to run in 3 2 1…[Summon Sunlight General]"
Instantly, the cave lit up with the brilliance of the Sun, as a glowing armored humanoid figure appeared out of nowhere, and began to toss firebolts at the bunny-girl while continuously retreading down an alternative cave path, effectively kiting her away.
After grabbing the keys and unlocking the King’s shackles, the Black-Armored Knight immediately cast some hastening spell on both of them, as they ran out of the cavern system at top speed.
Once the King was far enough and had hid behind some rocks, the Templar rushed back into the cave, as he had sensed that his Sunlight Summon had been destroyed and the angry bunny was now rushing back to the surface after them, having realized that it had been tricked.
*ROOOOOOAAAAR*
*METAL SHIELD BENDING NOISE*
*DAMN IT, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIELD!*
*SWIPE*SWIPE*POUNCE*
*AVOID*PARRY*DODGE*
*SOUND OF A SWORD SHATTERING*
*NO! NOT MY FAVORITE SWORD TOO! ALRIGHT! YOU ASKED FOR IT! TASTE MY CLAYMORE, FLUFFBALL!*
The Bard-King watched with amazement from behind his rock as the Black-Armored Knight and the White-Devil-Rabbit went at each other's throats, as the Templar was dodging all the strikes of the bunny-girl all Dark Souls-style, while sometimes hitting her back with his huge-ass two handed sword. Unfortunately, the sword seemed to do very little damage, and the Knight was getting pushed further and further back into the cave system, as the King could only now see just fragments of their fight.
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10 minutes later, the earth shook, and the Knight got tossed out of the cave by a powerful kick, as he came back into view.
"Are you alright in there, Ser? Jeez! Where is your arm?" The King sent a thought over their telepathic link that was still active.
"Don't worry, a minor bone wound." The Templar rushed back into the cave.
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15 minutes later, the Knight appeared once more, except that he was now hopping in a strange way while still dodging the incoming strikes.
"Oh my Gods, you are now missing a leg too?"
"Tis just a scratch!"
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30 minutes later, another message came through the mind-link, reassuring the King that the Templar had managed to finally obtain a victory, and that it was now safe to come out of hiding. Rushing into the cave, the Bard-King could only remain agape as he saw the floating torso of the Black Knight hovering above ground in the middle of the air, as a huge barrier of light was being emitted from his entire frame and was encapsulating a very angry, but very trapped Monster-Bunny.
"Bloody Hells! Did you lose ALL of your limbs to it?"
"A minor loss in the fight against Evil. Would you mind picking those up for me? They are probably all over the place."
"Ugh...sure…give me a few minutes..."
After coming back with the Black Knight’s limbs, the King was tasked with finding the nearby Flame Templar camp, so that they may alert the Sun Temple once again, and have them send more manpower that was specialised in performing “sealing” jobs down here.
"What are you going to do to it?" The King had to ask the brave limbless Knight.
"I am going to try and seal it away. If this creature cannot be killed, then at least it should be prevented from causing any further havok upon the world. I do not know for how long my current Sun-Seal will be able to hold up, but it should at least buy us enough time for more of our Brothers to arrive over here and construct a proper prison for this thing."
"I...see...Well...you have my undying gratitude, Ser Blackheart, and the support of the entire Kingdom, as much as I can offer it."
"Good...because you are not going to like when you are going to see the bill for the materials that will be needed to permanently seal this thing up..."
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Half a month later, an entire caravan of the Temple of the Sun arrived, and it had been filled with many Level 100+ Senior Knights and Grand Mages which had all been called to find a way to permanently seal the creature away.
In the end, the solution they had found was to entrap it into a Runic Circle that continuously cast Stone Curse on the target trapped within, as the Bunny-Monster seemed to be able to immediately shrug off any and all magics that affected it, but it did not seem to be IMMUNE to them.
Affixed to a ley-line, the “prison” would then constantly draw magic from the earth, and it would perpetually keep the bunny encased in stone, for as long as it could last. After sealing it away beneath the ground in a secluded cave system, the entire World slowly forgot about the existence of the Devil-Rabbit, except for a select few occultists which had other plans in mind for the bunny-girl on the overall.
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>>Almost 700 years later, 1 week before real-time.
Sul’Azar the Lich gazed with amusement as the newcomer-morons began performing that incredibly risky Ritual of theirs once more. The last time they had tried, it had failed miserably, and half of the summoners had been devoured by the ritual itself, yet that did not seem to deter these Cultists even a little bit. With a new batch of materials and human sacrifices at hand, they were ready to go again, barely even half a day after the last fuckup.
Randomly summoning an Ancient Evil was an insane endeavour, as whatever came out from the other side was always incredibly powerful in one way or another, but it was also impossible to control.
When the Cultists had come into his peaceful Crypt-Home a few days ago carrying a Dungeon Orb, he had almost killed all of them in reflex. Fortunately, he had abstained himself from performing the slaughter, because as an undying, everlasting Lich, he really lacked any daily entertainment, and these new goofballs had proven to be quite “amusing”, as far as the Lich’s decayed sense of humor was concerned.
Still, from the fanatic look in these cultist’s eyes, he did not think that aiming to control the Ancient was their immediate goal, but rather the absolute havoc that an unleashed beast from the Old Days could bring upon the world.
It sucked absolutely that he was still bound to this stupid place, shackled by the last orders of the Necromancer which had brought him to “unlife”, a Necromancer that had told him to to prevent anyone from stealing the Treasury of the Kingdom.
Of course, before rushing off and dying like an idiot, the Necromancer had not mentioned anything about the CONTENTS of said Treasury as well, so when the Monks had arrived about 100 years ago, the Lich had been more than willing to let them have all of the gold and the jewels inside of the Treasury building, as long as the edifice itself had remained untouched.
The Monks had kept their promise and had even cleaned-up the place free of charge, making the entire living conditions for the bound Lich a whole lot better. After that, the Monks had seldom come this deep into the crypt, since there was nothing of interest in this place except for the old and now-empty treasury and the golden bones of many former Arhats, Saints and Ascetics that had been entombed down here, many thousands of years ago.
Having an inexhaustible amount of time on his hands and many raw “materials” around him, Sul'Azar had raised his own Necromancy skill to quite an astounding level, as he could now basically reanimate any bones from any corpse within a very large radius around himself, a passive skill that he could spread out for miles and did not even require any of his attention to maintain, nor did it have any significant magic cost. Still, because the Monks had been quite nice to him, he had never used that skill unless he had really felt the need for some bone-heads as a workforce, to tidy up his crypt-level from time to time. Being 16 floors deep beneath the earth really sucked!
As the Cultists began their second attempt, the Lich perched himself up on one of the funerary casks of some Forgotten Saint, and watched with interest the proceedings.
*Slash*
*Slash*Gurgle*
The unfortunate peasants that got sacrificed in the middle of the summoning circle collapsed to the floor, as their blood began to seep and trace away the runes of the Summoning Formation.
"KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEEEEEE!!!" The Cultists began to chant repeatedly.
"BRING THE SHRUBBERIES!" Yelled one of the older Cultist-Priests.
"KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE!"
"OK, NOW CUT THEM DOWN WITH THE RED-HERRING!"
"KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE!"
"EECKY! EECKY! EECKY! PHTANG! ZHUU-WOOOP! KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! KNEEEEEE!!! KNEEEEEE!!!"
*THUNDERFLASH* *HEAVY THUD* *LOTS OF FLYING DUST*
*Cough*Cough*Cough* "Did we succeed?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK? IDIOT!" *SLAP*
"Pwhahaha! CRETINS! What the hell is that statue? How the hell is that an Ancient Evil? They summoned a Petrified Giant Rabbit! Oh, I wish I still had lungs to laugh till I ran out of air!"
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SHE FELT IT! SOMETHING HAD SUDDENLY CHANGED OUTSIDE! SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING! SHE HAD BEEN AWAKENED BY THE TREMORS, BUT NOW IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THERE WAS MORE! MAYBE SHE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO BREAK FREE?
The girl tried to reach out with all of her being towards the outside, as she felt something familiar on the floor near her. It felt like...blood. And blood? Oh...she KNEW blood! Immediately, she began to use her [Remote Blood Manipulation] skill on the sacrificial blood that had been spilled all over the floor, to try and crack her own statue apart, but it had taken her hours before she had managed to even budge her entire petrified body for even a little bit.
Yet slowly but surely, after many attempts, it happened.
*WOBBLE*WOBBLE*WOBBLE*CRASH*SOUNDS OF STONE SHATTERING*
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You have lost all of your accumulated Experience for this level.
WARNING! Through an Ancient Summoning Ritual, you have been called upon to become the Final Boss of this Dungeon. Your soul is now confined within the Dungeon!
You will Respawn within the Boss Room with full Hitpoints, Mana and Stamina in 5...4...3...2...1 *Blinding Flash*
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*Blinding Flash*
You have Respawned!
Bunnyandere is dead, long live Diabunnella!
System: WARNING ! You cannot respawn anywhere else in the world until you free yourself from the influence of the Dungeon Core.
System: For being promoted as the Final Boss of this Dungeon, all of your stats, body size and Hit Points have been tripled for as long as you remain within the Dungeon!
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"What in Bloody Hells was that noise?" One of the cultists rushed over, only to spot the shattered remains of the bunny-statue.
"Now, what happened here? How did this thing fall down?"
*HURGLGURGLRHRHRRRR!*
*ROOOOAAAAAAR!*
System: For intimidating your 100000’th victim, you have earned the Title [Lord of Hare-Roar]
"EEEK WHAT THE F"*CHOMP*
"WHAT'S WRONG, BROTHER...OH GODS, IT'S ALIVE! HELP! IT'S ALIVE!" *CHOMP*
"WHAT'S ALIVE? *CHOMP* AAARGH! MY SPLEEN! GIVE IT BACK!"
*CHOMP*
*CHOMP*
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The Lich suddenly got alarmed by the new incoming noises as well, and went to see what all of the new hubbub was all about. When he got to the summoning room once more, he spotted the vastly-enlarged frame of the giant white humanoid rabbit that was now tearing apart the Cultists limb from limb, and was eating the remains like they were the juiciest of snacks.
"Well, isn't this an interesting development...how the heck did it get free from the confines of the statue anyway? Maybe the morons were successful after all? Hah! I just hope that the critter stays away from the Treasury. I would hate to have to face that thing in combat…"
Following the rabbit in its rampage as it began to kill everybody all across the floor-level, the Lich froze in his tracks as the bunny finally spotted the red-swirling-orb of the Dungeon Core.
The creature then immediately proceeded to rip the thing away from its socket-pedestal with sheer brute force, and gaped-open its own mouth.
"NO! WAIT! YOU CAN’T EAT THAT THING! IDIOT! YOU’LL FOREVER BIND US BOTH TO THE ORB IF YOU SWALLOW IT!"
*GULP*
System: Congratulations, Lich Sul'Azar! You have now been promoted to Penultimate Dungeon Boss!
"WELL...FUCK!"
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System: Player Diabunnella, you have now become the Sole Owner of Dungeon Core [7R157R4mD1].
System: ERROR! HIGH INCOMPATIBILITY DETECTED! PLAYER CANNOT BE A DUNGEON BOSS AND AN OWNER AS WELL!
RECALCULATING!
ERROR! NO ARCHIVED SOLUTION HAS BEEN FOUND! THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN SENT TO A LIVE GAME-MASTER FOR FURTHER CLARIFICATION!
System: Congratulations for finding another glitch in the System. Your System-Tester C.V. has been updated.
"WHATEVER! AT LEAST I AM FREE!" The bunny-girl thought to herself as she proceeded to chase down the last of the Cultists which were now scurrying away towards the staircase that led to the higher floor. Just as she was rejoicing at her newfound freedom, she suddenly bumped into a huge problem, as she found out that her newly-acquired triple-sized-body only allowed for a portion of herself to pass through the staircase, and not any more. After savagely trying to rip the floor apart, but failing as the damn thing seemed almost impervious to damage, the bunny-girl suddenly realized that she was now stuck on this damn floor!
After raging for almost an entire day and ripping everything she could get her hands on appart, the girl finally calmed down and began to do what now came naturally to her, which was to start dropping many series of horrible alien-like clutches of eggs that spawned skinless baby bunnies once hatched. The small creatures would then head out to the top levels of the Dungeon, to forage for the Mother-Queen instead.
Eating that Easter Bunny in the past which had allowed her to conjure her BloodSpawns into the form of eggs for a tenth of the former BI cost had been one of the best bonuses she had ever gained from her Devourer skill.