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Chapter 36.5: Echoes Of The Gamer's Hell Part 5

Chapter 36.5: Echoes Of The Gamer's Hell Part 5

"Confess!"

*Stab*

"How did you get in here!"

*Stab*Sizzle*

"AAAAAA!!! MOTEHRF...THAT STINGS!!! GO SHOVE THAT PIGSTICKER WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE, YOU POINTY-EARED FREAK!"

*Stab*Twist*

"Speak Common, Heathen!"

*Stab*Peel*

"Who teleported you in here?"

*Slash*

"Confess!"

*Stab*Wiggle*

"Confess!"

*Stab*

"SUCK A LEAF, TREEHUMPER!"

"Confess!"

*Slash*

"Who are your allies?"

*Stab*

"Confess!"

*Stab*

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The Falmor Inquisitor got tired of all the torture after an hour or so. THIS WAS NO FUN! Whenever he tortured others, they would scream in pain, beg and plead for their lives, betray everything, even their mothers, crawl on all fours, beg for mercy.

This...THING that was strapped to the torture table in front of him on the other hand? NOTHING! Stabbing it seemed like a joke to the creature, and the Inquisitor FELT the waves of scorn that emanated from the rabbit halfbreed whenever he poked it. Burning it barely did any damage! And even after stabbing, burning or skinning it alive, the flesh would just mend back on its own in a few minutes!

That convinced the Inquisitor even more that the Egalitarians were behind this intrusion, as no other organisation would be able to send a devout follower with such resilience into the jaws of the enemy!

This was getting ANNOYING really fast, and he was lacking too much information to speculate. The THING only kept talking in that gibberish language, so the Inquisitor decided to take a short break and consult the other members of the Secret Council.

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System: Your Pain resistance has reached the Enhanced maximum of 95 %.

System: Your Piercing resistance has reached the Enhanced maximum of 95 %.

System: Your Slashing resistance has reached the maximum Player-allowed of 75 %.

System: Your Fire resistance has reached the maximum Player-allowed of 75 %.

"Well, at least getting strapped to the torture table has not been a waste of my time." The bunny-girl thought to herself. "I can barely even feel those pokes anymore. Such a joke! I bet that dendrophile just got bored of my lack of reaction, and just left! I’m not going to give him the satisfaction and scream, I bet that’s where the pervert gets his hard-on from. Little does he know, he’s been helping me all along! While he had his “fun”, I’ve had time to see how this fucking “blood spawn” thing works. Ok...time to try it out…"

*HURK*HEEEEVE*

"AAARGH! THAT STINGS! WHY DOES IT COME OUT OF THAT HOLE! IS THE SYSTEM A PERVERT TOO?"

*PLOP*WIGGLE*

A horrible maggot-like creature, albeit with tiny bunny ears on its head suddenly hit the floor after getting “spawned”. It “looked” in confusion from left to right, then back at its “creator”, as if waiting for orders.

"Go fetch me a knife so I can cut myself loose!" The bunny girl ordered the creature.

*Blob???* The Bloodbunny-Worm signaled back.

"KNIFE! TABLE! FETCH!"

*Blorbrl!* The creature slowly snailed its way to the closest torture table that was filled with all sorts of tools and implements of the trade.

"NO! WRONG! I SAID KNIFE, NOT CORKSCREW!"

*Blurbrll!*

"MORE TO THE LEFT! WRONG AGAIN!"

*Blorglrbrll?*

"WHY IS EVERY ITEM YOU PICK UP SHAPED LIKE A DILDO?"

*Blub...bluhfss…?*

"WHY IS THERE A POKEBALL IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?"

*Squirtlflop!*

"YES, YES! THAT ONE! GRAB IT AND BRING IT TO MOMMA!"

*WobleWobleChew*

*Clatter*

*Squirm*Squirm*Squirm*Drag*

"Ok...good...Ugh...Junior 001! Hold it that way!"

*ShaShaShaShaShaShaCutRope*

"Alright...give it to me now!"

*ShaShaShaCutRopeCutRope*

"Ok, last one..."

*ShaShaSh…*

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" The Inquisitor yelled as he stumbled upon the bunny-girl trying to unbind herself. "HOLD STILL, HEATHEN!"

"FUCK!"

*BzZzt*

System: You have sustained medium Lightning damage

System: The thermal-damage component has been dampened by your Fire resistance.

System: You are now paralyzed for the next 4.23 Seconds

"HOW DID YOU GET LOOSE?*Chomp*AAAUCH! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?" The Inquisitor looked down at his foot which had suddenly been bitten by the Bloodspawn.

Taking advantage of the small distraction, the girl recovered from her paralysis and immediately chopped the end of her hand that was still bound with the knife she held, allowing her to pounce with maddened fury upon the Inquisitor after that, even if she was now crippled in one hand.

"DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PI3CE OF SHIT! DIEDIEDIEDI3DI3D13D13D13!"*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*

"AAAARGH! GET OFF ME, YOU MAD CREATURE!" Yelled the Inquisitor as they both struggled with eachother, knocking down all of the furniture and torture devices arround them, including one of the oil lamps that kept the dungeon alight.

*OIL SPILL*FWOOOOOSH* The spilled oil caught fire, sending all of the nearby woodworks up in flames.

"FIRE! GUARDS! HELP! LET GO OF ME! ARE YOU CRAZY? WE’LL BOTH BURN ALIVE AT THIS RATE!"

*MASSIVE BURN NOISE ENGULFS THE ROOM*

"AMBASSADOR!" Yelled one of the guards from outside of the blazing fire, unable to come in and save the Elf.

"MWAHAHAHAA! AHAHAHAHAA! AH4HH4H4H4H4H4H4! BURN WITH M3!"

*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Stab*Sizzle*Sizzle*Sizzle*

System: You have killed [Mad Elven Inquisitor] Level 35

System: You have Leveled Up X7

You have earned the achievement [True Pyromaniac]

Description:

You have purposely set on fire an object or a person with the intent to kill. The flames are all consuming! You will forever do 10% more damage with your fire spells.

*CLATTER WHOLE BUILDING COLLAPSE*

System: Warning! You are very low HP and BI!

[https://i.imgur.com/3hFviRX.png]

You have lost all of your accumulated Experience for this level.

You will Respawn at another random location with half Hitpoints, Mana and Stamina in 5...4...3...2...1 *Blinding Flash*

*Blinding Flash* Someplace else near a barren rocky desert area.

You have Respawned!

Tormentibunn is dead, long live Anorexibunn!

*THUNK*

*HEAVE*COUGH...COUGH*

System: You have earned the achievement [Transcend Mortality - Fire resistance] This achievement can only be obtained by fulfilling certain special conditions, like dying from the aforementioned cause, then getting revived somehow.

Description:

Your Fire resistance cap has been increased to 95% against any Fire effects.

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"AHAHAH! Serv3s ya right, yA foKen Pixi3!" The girl rejoiced at her recent victory and sudden Level Up’s.

"Wh3r3 th3 h3ll did I wiNd up Now?"

All she could see was an arid rocky desert landscape everywhere, except for behind her where she immediately spotted a large caravan of beast-folk that were trailing along the Desert dunes on something that looked like three-humped giant camels.

They were all staring at her with wary eyes, and many of them had their weapons drawn.

One of the camel-riders then proceeded to chase the girl down, and immediately plonked her over the head with a large mace before she could even try to run away.

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The beastkin Caravan Elders and Leaders all gathered together, and they began to discuss the fate of the bunny-girl.

"A bad omen!"

"One of the camels broke a foot from the scare! This will limit our profits the next town over, since we’ll have to abandon some of the cargo!"

"That blinding light? A cursed one for sure!"

"Evil Sorcery!"

"I say we drop her in the pits! If she can Teleport anywhere like that, then she’ll be able to get out of the crevices too!"

"Agreed!"

"Yes, Agreed!"

"Ok, go dump her then! We don’t need any trouble! The cargo we are carrying is too sensitive!"

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*THUNK*CLONG*THUDD*

System: You have sustained medium Falling damage. Some of your bones have broken.

System: Your Falling damage resistance has increased by 3.1%.

*AAAUCH!* The girl regained consciousness from the sudden pain the moment she hit the bottom of the rocky crevice, after the caravaners had pushed her in by force.

"THOS3 FUKEN CNTS! THEY DID NOT 3VEN AS MUCH AS SAY HELLO B3FOR3 ASSAULTING M3!"

...

“Gah, hOw do I g3T out of h3R3 4nyw4y? ShOuld I tRy cliMbinG oUt?“

The girl then waited for her condition to be restored and her broken bones to mend before trying to scale the sheer wall cliff of the crack-in-the-earth. Unfortunately, she had immediately found out that it was not so easy to play mountain-climber the wall, since she could not find any purchase, as the whole thing was smoother than a baby's bottom. The few footholds and arm grips that existed in the cliff face were so tiny, that she could barely squeeze even a single finger in them at a time.

Thinking that maybe she would be able to climb more efficiently if she had better muscles, the girl opened her interface with the intent of allocating her newly-gained status points that she thought she had received from leveling into Strength, only to find out that they had already been auto-assigned by the System, with each and every point having gone into Constitution. For the girl, a higher Constitution stat only meant that she would have to suffer for a longer period of time before dying once more, so she was absolutely pissed at the enforced selection that the System had tossed upon her. Without those extra strength points, it was obvious that she would not be able to escalate the cliff face all on her own, as she could barely hang-on with her current power. She had not been a very athletic lady in her previous life, and was now suffering the consequences, since the initial statistics of the body she was receiving after each "death" were based on the statistics of her former “original” body, the one that she had been teleported with to this world along with the car.

Whenever she got resurrected, the new body that the System would be giving her was in pristine condition, including the Hunger and Thirst levels. Of course, even if she started at 100% Satiation and Hydration, those things would decay over time, especially if she kept taking body damage, as the Regeneration would first consume her fatty tissues, and then her muscles, until she would be left just a drying husk of her former self at the end. Fortunately or unfortunately for her, she had never lived long enough for hunger or thirst to become a problem before falling down here, but after spending more than a day trapped at the bottom of the crevice, it was now rapidly becoming an issue.

Each time she fell down while trying to escalate the sheer cliff and broke something when she landed, a little bit of her internal reserves would get consumed, which only made her even more thirsty and hungry than she already was.

After about 3 days of attempting to climb, she was too weakened to even try anymore. Chewing on a few pieces of rock had ameliorated the gastric acid bubbling inside of her stomach for a little while, but it had not helped to replenish her hunger “meter” in any way.

After an entire week, she could barely even move.

System: You are suffering from Severe Dehydration and Starvation.

System: All Stats reduced by 75%. All Regeneration reduced by 75%

System: You have endured for 7 days and 7 nights without food or water.

You have earned the achievement [Ascetic]

Description:

The food and water intake that you will require to reach maximum Satiety and Hydration have been reduced by 75%.

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After 14 days, during the last cold desert night, her body had reached its limits, and had simply stopped functioning.

System: Warning! You are very low BI!

[https://i.imgur.com/3hFviRX.png]

You have lost all of your accumulated Experience for this level.

You will Respawn at another random location with half Hitpoints, Mana and Stamina in 5...4...3...2...1 *Blinding Flash*

*Blinding Flash* Someplace else in a small Church of a busy western town.

You have Respawned!

Anorexibunn is dead, long live Canibunn!

*THUD*

System: You have earned the achievement [True Breatharian]. This achievement can only be obtained by fulfilling certain special conditions, like dying from the aforementioned cause, then getting revived somehow.

Description:

You will not require food or water to sustain your existence anymore. You will be able to survive by feasting on the magic which permeates the entire world alone, but by doing so you will feel hungry most of the time. This does not prevent you from eating or gaining food/drink buffs though, if you choose to partake.

"AW! DEAR AADMIN, LORD IN HEAVENS! WHAT WAS THAT?" A priestly-dressed middle aged man suddenly rushed into the church, startled by the sudden appearance of the flash of light and the drop of the bunny-girl.

"OH! GOD ALMIGHTY! WHY ARE YOU N...NAKED?" *Blush*

HRR! She saw it in his eyes, the way he lusted for her flesh! HE WAS 3VEN GETTING A BON3R!

"FUcK YooU! IF YoU WaNt A PI3CE OF M3, CoM G3T IT!"

System: Warning! Signs of mental deterioration have been observed in the User. Seek the closest [Mindmage] or [Therapist] for help!

*RAAAARGH!*

"CHILD! NO! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DO…"*FLESHRIP*GURGLE*

The naked bunny-girl instantly ripped the priest’s jugular with her sharp frontal rabbit teeth and then began to chew on the meat with satisfaction. She had not eaten anything in half a month, and the priest seemed so tender, juicy and fat, as befitting of such a pampered lazy bastard.

System: You have earned the achievement [Cannibal Murderer]

System: You have unlocked the skill [Cannibalistic Devourer]

Description:

Eating the flesh of humanoids will restore a portion of your missing hit points, stamina, mana, and bodily integrity. The more you eat, the more pronounced the effects.

At advanced levels of this skill, you will be able to sometimes retain the part of the strengths belonging to the person you just ate, in the form of a permanent attribute boost. You will also have a chance to acquire one random active or passive skill that previously used to belong to the victim you just devoured.

This skill does not differentiate between good or bad attributes or skill gains, so be careful who you eat.

"AAAAAA! MURDERER! HELP! A MAD WOMAN JUST KILLED FATHER HAIMSKER! CALL THE GUARDS!" A woman screamed from the doorway of the church, as she saw the beastkin girl lick the blood of her lips.

"H3h3h3h3...lolololol….ur n3xt!"

You have killed [Parishioner Woman] Level 23

*Annoying Girly Panic Screech*

You have killed [Bratty Annoying Girl] Level 10

"YuMm! This On3 TasT3d 3v3n B3tt3r!"

*CHOMP*CRUNCH*

System: For killing and eating an innocent child, your [Cannibalistic Devourer] skill has reached the Advanced level.

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

You have killed [Town Guard] Level 26

System: You have learned the [Block Mastery] passive skill by devouring a victim.

"IT’S ALL OVER, LAWBREAKER!"

You have killed [Town Guard] Level 27

System: You have learned the [Sword Mastery] passive skill by devouring a victim.

"STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"

You have killed [Town Guard] Level 25

System: You have learned the [Crowd Control] active skill by devouring a victim.

"BY THE ORDER OF T…"

You have killed [Town Guard] Level 31

"MAN DOWN! HELP!"

You have killed [Random Pesant] Level 21

System: You have learned the [Tilling Mastery] passive skill by devouring a victim.

"WAIT! I'M NOT…"

You have killed [Innocent Bystander] Level 24

System: You have lost -1 luck by devouring a victim.

"MY CABBAGES!"

You have killed [Cabbage Merchant] Level 35

System: You have learned the [Glib Tongue] passive skill by devouring a victim.

"PEASANT! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY…"

You have killed [Nazheem Cloud District Noble] Level 29

System: You have learned the [Peacocking] passive skill by devouring a victim.

System: You have gained +1 Charisma by devouring a victim.

You have Leveled Up x 7

"RAAAARGH! DIE ALREADY, YOU RABBIT FREAK!"

System: You have sustained massive Blunt damage!

System: Your Blunt resistance has reached the maximum Player-allowed of 75 %.

System: Warning! You are very low HP and BI!

You did 53% HP and 13% BI damage to [Crown Shield Paladin] Level 74

[https://i.imgur.com/3hFviRX.png]

You have lost all of your accumulated Experience for this level.

You will Respawn at another random location with half Hitpoints, Mana and Stamina in 5...4...3...2...1 *Blinding Flash*

*Blinding Flash* Someplace else near a dark forested area.

You have Respawned!

Canibunn is dead, long live Hornybunn!

*THUD*

"FUCK!"

System: You have earned the achievement [Transcend Mortality - Blunt resistance] This achievement can only be obtained by fulfilling certain special conditions, like dying from the aforementioned cause, then getting revived somehow.

Description:

Your Blunt resistance cap has been increased to 95% against any Blunt-force-trauma effects.

System: You have earned the achievement [Rare Monster, Tier 1]

Description:

Because of your deviant actions which have led you astray from the paths of the humanoid species of the world, you are now qualified to become a Minor World Boss instead.

You have unlocked the passive skill [Monstrous Vitality]

Description:

Your base Constitution Stats and Hit Points now get multiplied by a factor of X10, but your Intelligence and Charisma are now divided by a factor of /5. At advanced levels of this skill, you will be able to increase the multiplier without any penalties, and continue adding to the multiplier value without any cap, as long as you maintain your Monster status and keep on doing Monster-like things.

Looking around, the girl found out that she was now near a deep forested area, and she could hear some sort of garbled chatter from somewhere nearby.

Immediately, she hid behind some of the near bushes, but not before checking for traps. After a minute-or-so of waiting, a group of small and green-skinned humanoids that were barely-clothed came into view. They wielded crude stone weapons and makeshift bows and were sniffing the air with their big, crooked noses. They were also flopping their big pointy ears around, as if trying to find whatever had disturbed the peace of the forest only a few minutes ago.

"PFFt! GoBlins! I c4n C3rt4inly Take THOS3 out!"

*Stalk*Stalk*Stalk*Stalk*

*POUNCE*CHOMP*

"AIEEEEE! BAD RABBIT THING! KILL! KIIIL!"

You have killed [Goblin Scout] Level 3

System: You have learned the [Foraging] passive skill by devouring a victim.

*Boing*Boing*Boing*

*Arrowhits*Bounce*

"BOW DO NO DAMAGE! WHITE DEATH! RUN! AIEEEE!"

You have killed [Goblin Scout] Level 4

System: You have learned the [Bow Mastery] passive skill by devouring a victim.

"H3h3h333"

"AIEEE!"

You have killed [Goblin Scout Leader] Level 5

System: You have learned the [Enhanced Smell] passive skill by devouring a victim.

*CHOMP*CHOMP*RIP*TEAR*GULP*

The girl went into a blood frenzy, killing all of the goblin scouting party and then devouring all of their flesh.

System: You have learned the [Corpulence] passive skill by devouring a victim.

Description:

Increases your overall size the more you eat, and in case of beastkin or dragonkin, it brings out your more animalistic features to the surface. You can now store more food inside of your body than your visible mass.

"BL3H! DisGuStiNg!"

*Sniff*Sniff* "Th3re’3 Mor3 n34rBy!"

The girl immediately began to trace back the footsteps of the Goblin scouts, which led her back to the tiny “village” of the rest of the Goblins, if it could even be called that. Not caring one bit if she chewed on a woman, child or elderly, she immediately proceeded to annihilate the entire population, as none of the tiny green people had been able to put up a proper fight.

*CHOMP*CHOMP*GULP*

"THes3 gUys git rekked 2 3asiLy! N00bs! Th3y tast3 t3rRible tOo, cOMpar3d to tH3 r3st of tH3 oTh3r R4c3s!!!"

*CHOMP*GULP*

System: You have contracted the [Shope's Papilloma Virus] by devouring a victim.

Description:

Various keratinous horns will now begin to sprout all over your body, especially in the head area.

Your Class has been temporarily changed to [Vanilla Jackalope] until you find some way to get rid of the affliction.

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It took many years before the rumours of a large, white rabbit-like creature with horns that ate people, attacked caravans, stole children away into the night and also seemed to be present all over the continent were linked to the Girl's existence. Unsubstantiated myths of the “White Horned Devil-Rabbit” that came from the tribal barbarians, goblins and orcs, random encounters with different levels of Adventurer teams which had reported “total failure” or even “absolute success” at slaying the creature were some of the many conflicting testimonies which had prevented the Adventurer's Guild from accurately figuring out that the Beast simply respawned in another part of the world every time it got killed, as it was something unheard-of before.

Still, in the end, a couple of Lore-inclined Bards from the Explorer's League had been able to put the facts together and had figured out which of the testimonies had been real and which ones were simply tribal rumours and fears, and in the end a bounty had been issued on the head of the creature, for whomever would manage to bring clear proof of its demise, a sum in the amount of about 100,000 gold that had been gathered from the many donations of the people which had been affected by the creature all over the years.

Such a huge bounty for a single Monster had led to a veritable crusade against the White Horned Rabbit, but all the encounters had ended up in failure, even when the Adventurer Teams had actually won the fight and had killed the Beast after many struggles. The survivors had testified that the creature had been almost impregnable to all damage and that its body had simply melted away into a grey goo once it had “died”, leaving no trace of its existence.

The sacrifices of the Adventurers had not been all in vain though, since now the Adventurer's Guild had a very good idea about who or what they were facing, and had warned all Adventurer Teams to stay away from the creature unless they possessed some way to permanently seal or imprison it, which of course was something that very few people around the continent were able to actually do. You needed a level of a minimum 100 to even begin learning any proper sealing techniques that could keep such a monster at bay for a long period of time.

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System: Congratulations! You have reached Paragon Level 3456.

System: Warning! You are very low HP and BI!

[https://i.imgur.com/3hFviRX.png]

You have lost all of your accumulated Experience for this level.

You will Respawn at another random location with half Hitpoints, Mana and Stamina in 5...4...3...2...1 *Blinding Flash*

*Blinding Flash* Someplace else near a western mountainous area filled with caves.

System: You have obtained the achievement [Chromatic Resistance]

Description:

You are now 95% resistant to any and all harmful effects or debuffs. The duration of any harmful effects that have already been applied to you is also reduced by 95%.

You have Respawned!

Hysteribunn is dead, long live Bunnyandere!