A long, long time ago in Alpha...
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"Stupid old hag, always leaving the heavy lifting to me!" Were the girl’s last thoughts before she found herself hopelessly paralyzed while engulfed by a sudden brilliance. Just as she was about to open her Mom’s car to pick up the leftover groceries, she got blinded by an immense amount of light that seemed to come from every object around her, preventing the girl from even screaming.
*ThunderWhooshTeleportSound*
When the light finally faded and she was able to see again, the girl noticed that everything around her in a large spherical bubble had simply been sheared off, including the pavement and even her Mom’s car, as only the front of the vehicle was still visible but the entire back was missing altogether.
A half-collapsed and ancient-looking guard-tower was the only thing that was surrounding the Girl right now as she began to panic, not knowing what had just occurred.
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! What the hell's goin'on! What was that light? Was it aliens! Did I just get abducted? I am too young for an anal probing!!!"
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"UGH...Where the heck am I anyway? That’s gotta be at least two floors up from the ground..." The girl tried to look over one of the tower’s ledges.
*System jingle*
Initializing…
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Installing system onto new host body
10%...
25%...
50%...
75%...
100%...
System successfully installed.
"What? Who said that?" The girl spun around in place, trying to find the source of the voice, only to find out that it was coming directly from the insides of her head.
*System jingle*
Welcome, [Currently Unnamed Host].
As per contract D23/13-446gtnslot9, you have been summoned into another world from [Earth, Version 68^44^21] after [Redacted] has “volunteered” your services to the Alpha-Tester Program.
"Are you kidding me? Are you for realz?"
"No...Fuckin'...WAAAY! "
"Ohmygoshohmygosh, is this one of those "transported to another world" scenarios that all of the Nerds in my class keep talking about?"
"Am I going to be some sort of a chosen Hero? Do I get to pick a special weapon?"
*System jingle warning sound*
Your externally ENFORCED system modules will be installed immediately:
Module [Alpha Tester - Gamer’s Hell] has been installed.This module has been ENFORCED upon you.
Description:
For the Karmic blunders that you have committed on other worlds from the Omniverse, you will feel the wrath of the System upon you.
The System will actively work around the decisions made by the [Host], whether they be good or bad.
The System will sometimes sabotage or mind control the [Host].
The System will sometimes work against the benefit of the [Host]
You will be able to take the System and all gained bonuses that are not dependent on the World itself outside of the Planetary Boundary, if you somehow manage to leave the surface and go to outer space.
"Wow, so is this some sort of a Hardcore Mode? Did I just land on the maximum difficulty setting?"
Module [Uncapped and Unrestricted] has been installed. This module has been ENFORCED upon you.
Description:
Removed skill, attribute and level caps. Restrictions and Item Level Requirements have been removed. Everything you’ll be able to get your hands on, you will be able to use, with the exception of world-generated special-assigned critical quest items.
"Hmm...that looks like a pay-to-win module, I wonder who gave me that?"
Module [Spawn-Camper’s Special Treatment Package] has been installed.This module has been ENFORCED upon you.
Description:
For Spawn-Camping and PK-ing other helpless Players over and over in your previous existence, you will be unable to permanently die during this life until certain conditions are met, and you will always find yourself respawned in extremely unfavorable circumstances upon your resurrection while being left in a weakened state. Upon Death, you will lose any and all accumulated Experience points that you were currently possessing at the time of your demise, unless you have already managed to Level Up before dying. Upon Leveling Up, you will not be able to regress below your current Level even after getting killed, but you will still suffer from the rest of the penalties. May the local planetary Gods have mercy on your Soul.
"Are you kidding me? Just for that?!! Those Ally weaklings had it coming! Don't they know that the T-Mill is Horde territory? They should have remained near South-Shore!"
Module [Partial Memory Alteration] has been installed.This module has been ENFORCED upon you.
Description:
Some of the memories of your previous life have been blocked-off or erased. While you still retain your General World Knowledge, your previous Identity has been wiped from your memory.
"What do you mean my identity has been wiped from my memory? I feel just fine! I know very well who I am! I'm...I'm…(*hic*)...UGH! What the hell is going on? I can't remember my name! I don't know who I am! AAAARGH! What did you do to me, ya motherfoken’ System?!! Agh...nonononono…this can't be happening!!! What about my home? What about Mom? Wait...I can't remember my Mom's face either! I can certainly remember HAVING one though! And a Dad too! But I can't seem to be able to recall any details about them!"
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"That's no fair! Stupid, ugly, silly System, making me forget important stuff!"
Module [Increased Experience, Attribute and Skill Gain] has been installed.
Description:
You now gain bonus Xp., Attr. and Skl. gains for all of your actions. Bonus varies with character level, context, and general fatigue.
This is a default module for external guests, so it comes free of cost.
Module [Basic Self-Modable Game-Like Interface] has been installed.
Description:
Your myriad of personal statistics, crunched down to simple numbers that everyone can understand.
Can be altered and customised by the [Host].
Warning! The planetary-management system is not responsible for any damage that you may cause to this module if you manipulate it without knowing what you are doing.
The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.
This is a default module for external guests, so it comes free of cost.
"Ok, so I guess that I at least received a couple of conventional addons. Those last two things seem somewhat normal..."
*System jingle*
From now on, the local planetary management system is going to be taking care of you.
Thanks for appealing to the [Hourglass of Improbability] Omniversal Karmic-Rebalancing Institute. May you Suffer well during your trip!
*Company jingle*
“Hourglasssss...offfff....Improbah...bili....teeeehhh, Whhhh-hooshhh woblewoblewoble!”
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*System jingle*
System: Welcome to Planet Pangerra.
Your recommended Class is: [Caramel Bunny]
Warning! There are no current available slots for that specific Class choice, since someone else has already occupied that position!
System will try to find a different Spice Class for you.
Recalculating…
Looking for the closest replacement Class
Class found
Your Class has now been recalculated and reassigned.
You are now a: [Vanilla Bunny]
Warning! [Vanilla Bunny] is a [Mythical-Tier] Class, and may have severe or unforeseen consequences upon your playthrough experience!
"AWESOME! MYTHICAL? ISN'T THAT LIKE, THE HIGHEST TIER? I GOT THE BEST CLASS EVER?"
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"Hmm...I wonder what it can do?"
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Think “System: Help!” inside of your mind to bring up the [Help Menu] for further assistance.
"Phew! Ok, let's try that!"
"System: Help!"
Choose one of the following topics to expand the contents:
Advancement⊞
Attributes⊞
Cultivation⊞
Equipment⊞
Help⊞
Items⊞
Interface⊞
Magic⊞
Monst..."TLDR, I don't care about any of that shit! Is there no useful information? Like telling me where the hell I am at the moment?"
"What, nothing?"
"Goddam useless System!"
"I guess I am on my own then."
"Ok, let's see what I can scrounge up before I head out into the world."
Fortunately for the girl, the half-of-the-car she had been teleported with belonged to one of those small city-type vehicles which had the trunk in the front and the engine in the back, so she was able to pull out the car's jack crowbar as a makeshift weapon.
"Ok, this should do for the moment, I guess. If anything tries to get anywhere near me, I am going to go Half-Life on their asses! Pfft...ffft...ptew! Damn hair getting in my eyes! I wonder if there are any scrunchies left in the glove compartment…"
"AAAU! Wait, this isn't my hair! What the hell are these things? Oh my... Gosh, they are growing right out of my head and I can feel them!"
Instantly, the girl went to the rear view mirror, and re-adjusted it so she could see herself.
"Ohmygosh! Are these rabbit ears? A...Aaaauchy!" The girl tried to pull on her own extremities."Yes, they are! They have nerve endings and everything too!"
"These things seem to have simply replaced my old human ears, so they are not like some sort of ridiculous organ duplicate that would stick out of my head like those silly anime-girls seem to have."
"And what the hell happened to my front teeth? They are sticking out in a weird way! Hmm…*clomp*clomp*... They don't seem to be affecting my capacity to close my mouth though..."
"Did I become like this because of that stupid [Vanilla Bunny] Class I just got? Did I get transformed into an actual bunny-girl? No, that's wrong, my face is still that of a human! So, half-bunny I guess? What was the term the Nerds used for that? Kenomomo...mimi? Something like that! I wonder what else has changed…"
Immediately, the girl began to pat herself all over her body, only to discover that she now also had a small, fuzzy-like triungular rabbit tail sticking out of the end of her spine, just right above her ass. Her rather skimpy summer jeans had been below the cut of the tailbone, so she had never noticed.
"Huh...weird... I guess that I will need some new underwear and clothes with a tail-opening from now on..."
Her feet now also seemed to look fuzzy and padded, like the end of a rabbit's foot. She had ignored them in the beginning, because she had been wearing regular old-style domestic flip-flops, which had not prevented her now-padded toes from sticking out without any problem.
"If I have two rabbit's feet “equipped”, then doesn't that mean that I should be getting double the luck? Giggle!"
"Ok, let's see what else I can get."
"A coffee thermos? Hell yeah, this will surely come in handy!"
"Alright, what else... A screwdriver? I could probably try and use this as a dagger to defend myself…"
"Elastic-rope straps for tying down extra luggage? I could probably use these as well…"
*Cling*dangle* A small medallion suddenly fell from the confines of her T-shirt, as she kept bending down deeper inside of the trunk to look for more stuff.
"Ugh... What is this thing? A pendant that was wrapped around my neck? Why does this thing look like some sort of a military dog-tag?"
Sure enough, on the front of the pendant two initials could be seen spelling “L.S.” , then a metal etching in the form of an assault helicopter and a phosphorescent bar code were displayed on the other side.
"Huh...Weird...Was this item my own, or did it use to belong to somebody else? I don't remember being in the military…"
"Well...Another mystery to solve…"
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After half an hour extra of scrounging whatever she could gather from the car wreckage, which had included an utility belt and a fishing vest, the girl finally thought to herself that she was ready to face whatever was out there waiting for her.
"Alright Me, you can do this. Actually, I should probably pick a name for myself..."
System: Would you like for the System to generate a name for you?
"HAH! Sure, give me your best shot!"
System: Your current assigned name has been switched to Bunnyroll.
"Hmm! That doesn't sound even half as bad as I expected! Maybe I'll even keep it!"
By slowly using the crowbar as a makeshift climbing-pick, Bunnyroll finally descended from the second floor of the half-collapsed tower where the car and the girl had been teleported together upon arriving into this world, and then landed on the next lower level.
Once she got to the first floor which retained a lot more integrity, she then noticed a large amount of weapons and armours that were littering the whole landscape.
"Huh...this must have been some sort of a military base, judging by the large amount of killing instruments and defensive gear that are stacked in a single enclosure." The bunny-girl thought to herself.
"*Hff-Cough*... *Phfff*... *Huckh*...Somebody really forgot to call the maintenance crew around here! *Cough*"
"I am sooo not cleaning this shit up! EEEWWW! Spiderwebs! STICKY!"
"EEEEEK!...That is a lot of moth eggs in that ruined gambeson piece!"
*Klong*Clatter*Rustle*Rustle* The girl began to dig through the piles of old gear.
"What the hell, System? There is not a single item in this whole place that is usable in any way! Everything is rusted or broken! I mean, I get it that an adventurer needs to start from a low level gear then build up towards something better, but this stuff is beyond the level of crappy!"
*Hrrr*
"Huh... Who said that? Show yourself!" The girl turned around in a panic while grasping her crowbar.
*Rrrghh* A similar noise which sounded like somebody was grinding his teeth came from somewhere near the ground floor, through the staircase opening.
Slowly, the girl made her way towards the ground floor with careful steps, only to discover that the source of the noise were the unfortunate remains of somebody else who had probably tried to explore the tower but had been crushed by the volatile old masonry which had crumbled on top of their body.
Sticking out from under a rather large block of stone, a couple of bony legs could still be seen, as the rock had crushed the pelvis of the victim upon falling down. On the other side, a black-boned reanimated skeleton could still be seen trying to pry the rock away from its osseous body to no avail, as it had literally sculpted finger-tracks into the slab-surface with its bony phalanges.
"Wow...ok...so I guess the undead are a thing in this world. I am so sorry about your situation, Mr.Skeleton, but I do not think that I have the strength to move this stone away from you." The young girl tried to pat the skeleton on top of its bony head, as if to try and comfort it somehow.
*Chomp*
"AAAH! WHAT THE HELL, YOU BIT ME! LET GO, YOU BASTARD!" The girl tried to helplessly pry her hand away from the mouth of the skeleton which had clamped its rotten teeth around her fingers, while also trying to smash it over the head with the crowbar from her other hand.
*Grab*Pull* the skeleton suddenly yanked the girl's entire body towards it by pulling her with its clamped mouth and bony right hand, then grasped her by the throat with its left one.
*Fleshrippppp* The sharpened end-tips of the skeleton's hand immediately removed a large chunk of meat away from the girl’s neck, leaving her to grasp helplessly at her bleeding throat in utter terror.
*Hurkhhhh*Gurrgle*Thud*
The girl immediately collapsed onto the floor while still holding her hands against her missing trachea and neck arteries, as suddenly everything began to turn dark. Just as the last bits of life seemed to escape from the confines of her body, an ominous message popped right in front of her eyes.
[https://i.imgur.com/3hFviRX.png]
You have lost all of your accumulated Experience for this level.
You will Respawn at another random location with half Hitpoints, Mana and Stamina in 5...4...3...2...1 *Blinding Flash*
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*Blinding Flash* Someplace else near a tropical jungle area.
You have Respawned!
Bunnyroll is dead, long live Mimi-Bunn!
"Ohmygosh...did I really die? From just some simple trapped skeleton? It wouldn't have even been able to fight back, if I wanted to finish it off in the first place! Stupid! Stupid me! What was I even thinking, trying to help an undead?"
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"Ugh...why do I feel so sluggish...my head feels like a ball of lead. And why am I NAKED?"
System: You are suffering from [Resurrection Sickness.]
Description:
All Attributes and Resource-pool Maximums reduced by 50%.
Debuff will dissipate in: 5 Hours, 29 Minutes, 32 Seconds.
"Well, that sucks! I hate this world!"