My name is Liam Havenhart and I am the protector of the forests. The immortal. I am an elf one of the longest living races in the world and I am currently........guarding the fucking forest...with one of my friends Nigel who just got back from walking around THE ENTIRE FOREST!!!.

''I'm so fucking bored'' (Me)

''Liam you're lucky that you only have to guard the forest today...I have to guard it all fucking year'' (Nigel)

He said as he sat down after walking around the forest for an entire hour.

''So.....what should we do if someone comes here again?'' (Me)

I knew the answer it's just that I forgot....(AN: It's totally true.....baka)

''-sigh- We have to tell them calmly to leave and if they don't......we slice their necks open and leave them dangling on trees as a warning and reminder to other possible intruders :)'' (Nigel)......(AN: the smile is basically him smiling after saying that.......-shudder-)

That smile scares me every time...

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''Okay so....what about monsters???'' (Me)

I knew what he was going to say.

''Shoot. On. Sight.'' (Nigel)...........(AN: Nigels own little S.O.S :P)

''ROOOOAR!!!!!'' (???)

Right as Nigel said that we heard a giant roar from above and what we saw was a...

''SHIT IT'S A PEGASUS!!!'' (Nigel)...........(AN: fucking pegasuses........pegasi?......fuck it....it is now called a pegasopalus [bad joke])

Right as he said that a gigantic horse with wings flew down and rammed Nigel into a sharp tree branch.....impaling him. (AN: that's gonna leave a mark)

''ROOOOOOOOOOAR!!!'' (Pegasus)

The pegasus turned around and started charging at me so I did the most logical thing.....I threw a rock at it and ran like the wind.

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PEGASUS ATTACK!!!!!'' (Me)

I ran until I was forced to stop because there was a.

''Oh fuck.......another fucking pegasus are you kidding me'' (Me)

When I looked around me I saw twelve pegas.....I do not know the word for multiple pegasus so I will not even try to say it.....surrounding me.

''-sigh- Fuck you god.'' (Me)

I said as I was literally headbutted to death.

I saw complete darkness and then I saw a light.

''Hello there young elf.'' (Lakurn)

What I saw was a man in black armour with a mithril greatsword beside him while he was sitting on a throne of skulls. (AN: yeah we know.....kind of read the other chapters :P)

''Would you be interested in helping me take over the universe?'' (Lakurn)

''I am not interested in taking over the universe.....I am sorry but can I please leave.'' (Me)

When I said that I saw the mans expressionless face show a slight ammount of anger and rage.

''Oh okay then you can go....to the pits of hell for not joining me.'' (Lakurn)

''Wait what!?'' (Me)

When I said that a red tornado came and sucked me up and after what felt like years, spat me out in an area with nothing but lava and fire.

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THE END.