I was created by the earth and the master.

I serve the master with every fibre of my body.

I will gladly die for the master.

I will....die....for....master.

''ATTACK THEM GOLEM NUMBER 105'' (Dungeon)

I attack the intruders that are trying to hurt master.

They are twelve men in metal suits wielding shortswords and shields and eight men in normal clothing but they wield giant swords.

I run in as fast as I can (AN: so about as fast as....a normal person walking....MADE OF ROCK. SLOW. DO THE MATH.)

And I rip off two of the metal mens heads.

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Then I get hit by a metal man so I kick it....through a wall....and a different metal man.

Then I charge towards the men with giants swords while ignoring the attacks from the metal men.

I kill all of the giant sword wielding men in an instant.

Then I butcher the remaining metal men until one is left and I take that last one to master by dragging him.

''OH GOD WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO TO ME!!!???" (Annoying metal man.)

The metal man is very annoying and loud.

''IS THAT A IRON MAIDEN!!!???'' (Annoying metal man) (AN: if you don't know what it is....google sensei is here :D)

No....just a giant suit of armour with spikey things on the inside...

''PLEASE I BEG YOU DON'T DO THIS!!! (Annoying metal man)

I throw the metal man into the...Iron maiden.

''PLEASE DON'T DO THI-'' (Annoying metal man)

The noise stops when I shut the door...what happened to the metal man?

''Good work golem. you have served me very well'' (Dungeon)

Master sounds pleased.

''Now, will you die for me?'' (Dungeon)

Yes master.

''Good, now please step into the iron maiden and soften your body enough to be mistaken for dirt'' (Dungeon)

I do as the master says and then I see the door slam shut.

-sound of dirt being pierced-

I have died.

But then I hear a voice and a man wearing black armour with a mithril greatsword says to me.

''Hello there my new puppet.'' (Lakurn)

I proceed to walk towards my new master. (AN: don't ask....mind magic shit....not a plot-hole!!!)

''Come over here puppet'' (???)

I turn around and see a man with a wooden mask for a face and I notice that he has strings around his arms.

''Yes. Master.'' (Puppet'')

I walk towards the second master. (AN: here is the master thingy. Master 1: Lakurn and Master 2: Puppet master / Stanley)

''Good work my new puppet you know how to listen to orders'' (Pupper master)

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THE END.