I hunt.

I eat.

I see humans and I hide in the trees.

I drop on humans head.

I eat the human.

Another human tries to hit me with a sharp weapon.

Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author's consent. Report any sightings.

I spit my venom at the human.

The human screams and two more humans come and attack me so I trip one with my tail and bite their neck.

The humans friend hits me with a large stick but I go up the stick quickly and bite his arm.

The final human tries to stab me again so I go behind them and bite them on their foot and quickly leave.

----5 Days later----

It has been quite some time so I go out to hunt.

I see a tiger.

I proceed to bite the tiger.

The tiger dies but a crocidile grabs it out of nowhere.

I bite the crocodile repeatedly until it dies.

I proceed to eat the crocodile and tiger.

I turn around to see a humans weapon.

*BANG*

I see darkness.

Then a light comes and I see a man wearing nothing but a skirt made of leaves wielding a spear made of a long stick and a very sharp stone.

''Hello there young snake....will you help me defeat the overlord?'' (???)

I answer with.

''Yes.'' (Snake).

-------------

THE END