My name.......I can not remember it...all I remember was a woman and man that I used to call mother and father.....where....where am I?

I finally see after what feels like eternity and what I see is a.....MONSTER!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DANCING TO HEAVY METAL ON TOP OF A COW!!!!

THAT. IS. A. FUCKING. DRAGON!!!!!

WHY IS A DRAGON IN FRONT OF ME!!!???

Okay....calm the fuck down let's think about this calmly and rationally....so....no memories....dragon.......equals.....reincarnation??

.......HOLY SHIT REINCARNATION'S REAL!!! FUCK YES!!!! AND I'M A DRAGON!!!

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-----------------------------------------------Two hundread years later-------------------------------------

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!

all I can do is eat sleep and shit....THAT'S ALL I FUCKING DO!!!

''HEY I HEARD SOMETHING IN THERE!!!'' (???)

who's that?

a figure walks in

A PERSON!!!

''A DRAGON!!!'' (???)

DIE!!!

''DIE!!!'' (???)

we both attack at the same time and I find out that we have the same ammount of po.......I crushed him with my weight......I'm not fat okay

so with the crushed to death human....well he's....crushed to death...what can I say.....I'm just a very heavy and loveable dragon...

after thinking that I notice an arrow in my shoulder then I see a girl and she sees me

''ARTUHR!!!.....AAAAAAAH'' (???)

[Crunch]

..........I ate her........

welp good night weird screen thing that's been floating near me for the past two hundread years......

----the next day---

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SCREEN!!!!

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END OF CHAPTER.