My name is Jordan Ansell and I am __ years old currently attending _________ High school. I have blonde hair and light blue eyes and I'm a bit short for my age of __ but nobody really calls me short or small. I have __ siblings and I live in a decent sized house and today I am writing my last chapter.

''FUCK I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANY IDEAS!!!!!'' (Me)

''SHUT UP'' (Brother)

''FUCK HOW CAN I COME UP WITH A WEREWOLF CHAPTER WITHOUT MAKING A TWILIGHT RIP-OFF!!!!!'' (Me)

You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author.

[AN: yes that was the fucking issue of no chapter for like 6 days......werewolf chapter without making it like twilight and all I had on my mind was twilight.....fucking vampires and werewolves were ruined for me]

''You know what.....fuck it I'll just write some short stories to get it off of my mind'' (Me)

So I proceeded to write multiple short stories one about Santa destroying an entire orphanage while yelling HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!.

''-sigh-.....I'm kind of getting bored of writing'' (Me)

Then I saw one of my old favorite games Overl*rd. [AN: no idea if it's copyrighted so that * is a Just in case protocol]

''Maybe I'll just do an announcement and last chapter........goodbye my readers'' (Me)

I said as I wrote the announcement I had a few tears in my eyes knowing that I was canceling my longest running series.

And after that, I started writing chapter 25 of my book while talking to someone on Discord.

And then I finished the chapter.