I"m the best thief ever he he he I've stolen over half of the cheese in the house and I've survived the deadly cat named Paul! whenever I hear that name I still have shivers. My name is Dave and I'm a mouse and this is my day.

I run outside of my little hole in the wall

I go into the kitchen as quick as I can

I see the bench

I run to the bench

Then I climb the bench and see some cheese

''Meow'' (Paul)

Shit It's Paul!

I run to the cheese

I grab a handful of cheese and quickly run to my hole but...

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''Hello there Sir mouse'' (Paul)

SHIT!!!!

Paul was in front of my hole!

I run to my friends hole across the room

I run straight into my friends hole only to see

HE'S DEAD!!!

''SQUEAK!!'' (Dave)

AAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK!!! HIS HEAD IS MISSING AND HIS GUTS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

I run out as fast as I can but.

FUCK PAULS IN FRONT OF ME!!

''Oh little mouse, You're not going anywhere this time!!!'' (Paul)

When he said that he swung his giant arm at me and scratched one of my eyes

''SQUEAK!!!'' (Dave)

I run under Paul and straight to my hole to hide for the rest of the day

''Nuh uh uh, Little mouse'' (Paul)

When he said that Paul ran straight at me so I ran faster but.

''You're not getting away!" (Paul)

When he said that He jumped right over me and got in front of my hole and sat down.

''You're not going to live so just let me EAT YOU!!!'' (Paul)

Right after he said that he swung his arm right at my face again and took my good eye and one of my ears so now I can't see and I can't hear as good.

''now just DIE!!!'' (Paul)

I felt a painful sensation at my neck then....nothing until I heard a voice saying

''Please young mouse Do not be scared I'm here to help you.'' (Voice)

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The end. and AN ACTUAL PLOT!!! Woohoo