My name is Kelium and I am the god of Narem (Pronounced Neigh-Rem) and I am also....BORED!!!
This job is so boring all I do is sit on my ass all day pretending to be multiple gods and godesses and bless every fucking ten thousandth child......THAT IS A CHILD A FUCKING DAY!!!
Oh another war's going on...who is it this time? oh the goblins and the dwarves...interesting well....fuck it I'll bless one of each race...what could go wrong.
------POV of the battlefield------
''CHARGE!!!'' (Goblin)
''PROTECT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!'' (Dwarves)
The Dwarves and Goblins fight in one of the bloodiest battles ever seen with the goblins numerical advantage and the dwarves strength advantage, they're neck and neck, nobody knows who will win in this battle...IT IS A BATTLE OF LUCK!!!
Then out of nowhere two flashes of light come from both sides of the battlefield and on the goblins side a small goblin turns into a gigantic minotaur that spews lava (AN: FUCKING LAVA YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!!)
And on the dwarves side is a dwarf that is literally turning everything around her into ice.
Nobody knows who'll win.
The Ice-dwarf and the Lava-minotaur start a bloody battle against each other.
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''YOU WILL SUFFER TINY LADY!!!'' (Lava minotaur) he screams as he tries to spew lava at her and hit her with his giant branch (AN: what...thought he'd have a giant hammer? WRONG IT'S GOBLINS VS DWARVES where would the giant hammer come from).
''The only one who'll be dying today is you'' (Ice dwarf) she says quietly and coldly as she freezes the lava when he tries to spew it again and cuts his left arm off.
''AAAARGH!!!'' (Lava minotaur) he screams in pain and charges at the Ice dwarf in pure rage.
''Well it's time to end this'' (Ice dwarf) when she says that she jumps over the Lava minotaur and beheads him and afterwards she slaughters all of the goblins and goes to wage war against the vampire race only to have the entire race of dwarves go extinct.
-----POV of Kelium-----
Well......shit I made an entire race go extinct...fuck...
''KELIUM!!!'' (???)
OH SHIT IT'S DAD!!!
''KELIUM WHERE ARE YOU!!??'' (Father) when he says that he teleports right in front of Kelium and what shows up is a very old but muscular looking man with lightning coming out of his hair and hands.
''He...Hey dad'' (Kelium) he says scared.
''YOU JUST DESTROYED THE ENTIRE DWARVEN RACE ON YOUR WORLD!!!!!'' (Father) he screams so loud that gods light years away can hear and some worlds literally explode.
''GAAAH!!! DON'T YELL SO LOUD!!!'' (Kelium) He shouts frightened.
''YOU DARE TO SHOUT AT ME!!?? ONE MILLION YEARS IN THE VOID!!!'' (Father) He says without a hint of hesitation.
''No...no no no no no don't do this father please!!'' (Kelium) He tries to stop his father from sending him to the void but he -Poof-.....oh he's gone..
''Good riddance..'' (Father)
----Void POV----
Kelium wakes up to see the previous main characters and a man in full black armour with a giant mithril greatsword and shield in front of him.
''Whe....where am I??'' (Kelium) asks completly confused.
''You are in the void my dear friend Kelium'' (Overlord) he? says in a deep voice.
''Me....MELLIUS!!!'' (Kelium) he screams with utter terror.
''That is not my name anymore...Kelium'' (Overlord) he? says with a bit of clear annoyance in his? voice.
''Then...what is your name?'' (Kelium) he asks curious and scared.
''IT. IS. LAKURN'' (Lakurn) says in a very loud voice.
(Pronounciation of Lakurn is Lake Urn).
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The End.