xx49.07.26 | 19:22 | Still Saturday

LONGEST MONITORING DUTY EVER. Finally finished, I just buzzed Daniel and he's coming in—he sounded grumpy about it, he must be in the middle of a big project, he always hates getting torn away when he's really into something. Anyway, I'm only writing this because I FINALLY finished scanning the Sparkling Islands. Nothing at all to report, not even a blip. I mean, I told everyone, I TOLD them there'd be nothing, not after Arrow Island, but did anyone listen to me? As usual, no. Nobody did. Next up is NoZo, Nowhere Zone, near the Dead Mountains, which I think is a MUCH more likely area for supervillain activity. Daniel says we won't find anything because of all the weird radiation and the fact that there aren't many schools or towns or anything, but I say that the empty, unlikely areas are EXACTLY where you'll find people who are trying to stay hidden. Right? Doesn't that make sense to anyone but me? If you're hiding then OF COURSE you pick the most unlikely, out of the way place. I mean where did Mum and Dad hide? That's right, THE MOON. Case closed! Or point made, or whatever.

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Oh, here's Daniel. Okay, off to go play with C2 now, maybe more later, bye!