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Kartika walks and stops before Ki Bromo and Nyi Roro Kidul. Ki Bromo is seen sitting on his throne, while Nyi Roro Kidul is standing right next to him on the right.

Alfi is standing next to her with the party standing behind her without knowing what to do as the atmosphere is kinda intimidating them that none of them is brave enough to say a thing.

"So, can you just let us go?" Alfi asked casually.

Except for this idiot.

"Well, I could just send you to the mortal realm right now, but…" Ki Bromo is seen exhausted as he was saying that.

"Our business is not done yet." Nyi Roro Kidul said.

"Cut the crap! Just let me go or I'll violate you harder than what I did to Kartika."

SMACK

Kartika smacked his head that he fell unconscious with her face getting redder.

"I am sorry for his shitty mouth of his." Kartika bows showing her regret for his stupidity to both of them.

"Well, I don't mind with that." Ki Bromo strokes his beard.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch. Kartika. Isn't it bad timing for joking around?" Alfi sighed as he gets up while holding his head. "A joke with violence is a bad joke you know, you are such a bad comic."

SMACK

"It isn't and I am not!" She yelled at the unconscious Alfi.

"You are such an interesting couple, eh?" Ki Bromo said.

"Wh… What are you talking about?" Kartika's face is getting red. "We… We are not even... Da... Da... Dating.." She said that as she is being stammered.

KARTIKA TSUNDERE MODE ON

"We are not. I even didn't fuck her while I was violating her" Alfi said.

SMACK

She sent him flying with her high kick that Alfi flew crashing the roof and being stuck there.

"YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY," Kartika yelled at him.

Everyone becomes afraid of her as she looks really upset with her face getting redder even more.

"So, if you don't mind, can you tell us what this 'our business' thing is?" Kartika asked.

"Unlike Alfi, she's kinda sharp here," Jeje whispered to Herman.

"Yet, she's still dangerous," Herman replied.

"Excuse me?" Kartika turns her head to those two giving them a deadly gaze.

"No... Nothing.:" Herman and Jeje said.

Her gaze did send a chill to their spines.

"To be frank, I want to make an expansion of my territory." Nyi Roro Kidul said.

"Isn't your territory big enough? Why do you want to expand it?" Kartika asked.

"Young lady, I just want to prove that I am the strongest in this country."

"But, you are."

"Indeed, it seems you do acknowledge how powerful I am. But, thanks to some idiots who made the 'Parangritis Raid' viral, the other gods were laughing at me! I'll show them that I am not a meme material god like they call me right now!" Nyi Roro Kidul exclaimed in anger. "First of all, I have to rule the land of Indonesia. That's why I raided this palace!"

"You raid this palace just because they bully you? That's why you are weak." Ki Bromo said.

Nyi Roro Kidul swiftly summons a green trident on her right hand and throws it to Ki Bromo. The trident did impale his forehead.

"KYAAA!!!!!" Everyone screamed in terror as they think that Ki Bromo is dead.

"Give me a break." Ki Bromo said out of the blue.

PLUCK

He pulls the trident out of his forehead and throws it away.

"No matter how many tridents you shoot at me, I won't die." Ki Bromo said while scratching his right ear with his finger. "You never learn, eh?"

"SHUT UP YOU DISGUSTING OLD MAN!" Nyi Roro Kidul yelled at him.

As Kartika sees Nyi Roro Kidul and Ki Bromo, the two are just like Alfi and her.

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CRASH

Something fell crashing the floor right behind her.

"Give me a break will ya?" Alfi sighed.

"Please, stop doing stupid stuff." The others said.

"No, no, I won't" He stands up and dusts his legs. "Instead, I've got a solution for both of you." He looks at Nyi Roro Kidul and Ki Bromo.

"Alfi." Kartika looks doubtful as she heard that he has an idea for them.

He is walking approaching the two slowly, and Kartika approaches him saying, 'Please take a hint.'

He just smiles at her and says, "Don't worry, I know what I am doing".

He pats her head and walks leaving her.

"I am sorry for interrupting, but I think fighting won't do anything," Alfi said.

"Indeed." Nyi Roro Kidul and Ki Bromo.

"THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?!" Everyone yelled at them.

"One is trying to clear her name for what have some Indonesian random memes by invading another territory and one is trying to defend his place. Logically, no one wins as both of you are immortal and each of you has your own duty to protect your people. That's one reason why I said that killing each other is a bad idea." Alfi explained.

"This is the first time I see him saying smart stuff," Varz said.

"As expected of the Alfa. He is just full of surprises." Jeje said.

"I hope he won't drop the ball. The two seem to pay attention to his explanation." Cocong said.

"Then, what do we do? There's no way I return with nothing on my hands. The other gods will laugh at me even more." Nyi Roro Kidul said.

"That's what I am looking forward to. I do want to laugh at you louder than I did." Ki Bromo said.

"Me too." Alfi raised his hand.

"YOU DISGUSTING DICK HEADS! I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL!" Nyi Roro Kidul summons two green tridents before her and launches them to Ki Bromo and Alfi.

The trident coming to Ki Bromo disappears before him while Alfi summons Tipit from his left sleeve, and hits the trident with it to the ceiling that the trident impales the ceiling instead.

"Let's have a talk, shall we?" Alfi persuades them. "Don't waste our energy on unnecessary stuff, please."

"Then, can you tell me what's your idea, Alfa?" Ki Bromo asked him.

"Very well…"

Everyone is paying attention to Alfi. They are wondering what he has on his mind to solve this problem.

He raised his right index finger and says, "How about a sexual endurance test? The one cums first loses."

Silence.

"What?" Kartika said.

"WHAT?" Everyone exclaimed as they have none to say to respond to his idea.

"WH… WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! How dare you saying such a thing before me…" Nyi Roro Kidul seems to be upset yet she is blushed.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY, BASTARD? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND TO MAKE THEM DO SUCH A THING?!" Kartika strangles him really hard that he is about to lose his breath.

"Kartika, you'll break my neck." Alfi pleaded in pain.

"CAN'T YOU JUST STOP BEING STUPID FOR A DAMN DAY ALREADY??!!" She yelled at him.

On top of that, Ki Bromo and Nyi Roro Kidul are blushed. They try to look at each other and avert their gaze when one realizes it just like students in love. Ki Bromo is speechless as he is still a virgin. He always does it with his hand. On the other hand, Nyi Roro Kidul is also a virgin. She always does it with an octopus, a jellyfish, or swordfish. Both of them are inexperienced.

Being inexperienced doesn't mean they don't want to try it, but instead, they do.

"Well, I think it's worth trying." Nyi Roro Kidul said it without even her realizing it.

"Huh?" Everyone freezes a second.

They just didn't believe what Nyi Roro Kidul just said. Even Kartika does let him go as she can't believe it.

"I… It's okay, right? As fighting won't do a thing, we can just do that, don't you think, Ki Bromo?" Nyi Roro Kidul said it as her body is trembling.

"Heh? What a granny like you can do? I am sure that you will cum once you see my tyrant dick!" Ki Bromo said it as his body is trembling.

"Hmph, look who's talking. I am sure you are gonna cum once you see me striping." Nyi Roro Kidul said it as her body is trembling.

"As expected, you are virgins," Alfi said.

SMACK

Kartika hits his head.

"We are!" They said in pride.

"IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!" Kartika yelled at them.

"I see."

They hear a voice yet they don't know who said it. It sounds strange that they are sure there's someone else in this room.

"Oh, Biyung. What do you think about his idea?" Ki Bromo said.

"I'm sorry, but who is this 'Biyung'?" Kartika asked.

"He is Biyung Tulung, a poltergeist. He is my advisor." Ki Bromo said.

"Nice to meet you, Alfa and his wife and the others." Biyung Tulung welcomed them.

"Wh… Who did you mean by 'his wife'?!" Kartika is blushed.

"Huh? You are not his wife? You both had hot intercourse before right? I did enjoy it, frankly."

"SILENCE!" Kartika yelled at him.

"I demand more!" Alfi said.

SMACK

"NO ONE ASKED YOU!" She hit his head.

"Then, what do you think, Biyung?" Ki Bromo asked ignoring the Baka-couple (It's a term of a silly couple like Alfi X Kartika).

"What he said is true, my lord. Fighting won't do any good as you are immortal and it will be a big loss if one of you dies. I'll be the referee so I can give a neutral assessment. But before that, I have to confirm that you don't mind with this." Biyung explained.

"For my place and territory, I accept." Ki Bromo said.

"For my pride and my name, I have no objection." Nyi Roro Kidul said.

"May I join?" Alfi asked.

SMACK

Kartika hit his head again.

"Don't you dare," Kartika said.

"Then, please, Ki Bromo, give her a princess carry and head to the room on your right." As Biyung said that a white creme door appears on the right of the room.

Without any hesitation on his face, he gives her a princess carry heading to the room. They are just like newlyweds going to have their sweet first night. Both of them are blushing and they just look cute. Not to mention that as he walks to the room, a wedding march is heard all over the room mixed with a sequence of moaning. The song does intimidate them as if they are told to get laid in a hardcore way.

"So sweet." The others said in their minds.

The door opens and as they enter the room, the door shuts.

"We'll just need to wait and-" As Alfi is about to finish his words, he suddenly falls to the floor and loses his consciousness.

"Alfi?!" Kartika is surprised to see Alfi falls unconscious beside her.

"You hit him too much." Levi suddenly appears behind her.

Kartika finds a black Cobia fin right before her neck.

"Didn't I tell you not to hurt him anymore, huh? You little bitch!" Levi threatens Kartika.

"I… I am sorry" Kartika pleaded in terror.

Levi sees the unconscious Alfi and lets her go. She carries his body averts her gaze to Varz.

"You, samurai. Come with me." Levi said.

"Me?" Varz wonders.

"Yes."

Varz then walks approaching her.

"Where are you taking him?" Kartika asked.

"To Hell," Levi said. "He is just exhausted. He has used too much Iru and Mana. Using too much Iru is exhausting him, now he uses it with Mana at the same time. He has to learn how to use Mana and Iru, so something like this won't happen." Levi explained.

Kartika looks concerned about him. She recalls what has happened to him. He did push himself too hard that he had to use Iru and Mana at the same time, and yet she hit him too much just because she got upset about his silly behavior.

"Don't worry Kartika. I am still keeping the promise. He'll return, I guarantee." Levi smiles at Kartika.

Levi, Alfi, and Varz then disappear before Kartika and the others.