They've reached the ninth floor already. They find themselves in a warm-impressed room. A light yellow wall, colorful piled floor, and big windows gone through by that blue Lune illumination, yet the room isn't illuminated by that blue illumination. The room is like illuminated by LED ones like in a department store. The windows might have been enchanted that any light goes through it will be converted into a white one that they illuminate the room with white light.

To put it simply, the windows are the lamps of this room. You can say that Luna is the electricity and the windows will produce illumination through the Luna current that they receive. Enough already. I'm not a science and technology bachelor anyway. Why should I explain this to you? Yup, science, and technology. We are talking about how the windows produce the light and we are talking about windows, right? Nevermind, carry on.

'Is it really the place?' Alfi hesitates.

'I think so. There's no way we get lost, right?' Jeje does hesitate as well.

'What do you think, ßenlong?' Alfi asked.

'Alfi, you can't let your guard down once you are on the battlefield even if it looks doubtful. Don't let your guard down.' ßenlong said.

'Yup, you got a point there, ßenlong. Hesitation only leads us to defeat. The guardian of the floor may come and defeat us any time, right? Let's go.' Alfi feels glad after hearing what ßenlong said.

As they walk, they see so many showcases filled with kid toys like plushes, car toys, Legos, console games, nendoroids, action figures, PG model kits, etc. Wait, they are not toys!!! And that's why Alfi and Jeje are busy staring at those toys on display. They even take some pictures of them.

'If only I had a bag... Wait-' Alfi picks two strands of his hair and he draws the Magic Curtain out of his bracelet.

'They will be broken if you put it in the bag.' Jeje said.

'Who would create a bag anyway?' Alfi covers them with Magic Curtain.

When he returns it to his bracelet, they have turned into a showcase and a key.

'Have you lost your mind? Don't ever think to put it on ßenlong!' Jeje scolds Alfi.

'Hey, like the hell I would. Take a look then.'

Alfi uses the key to unlock a showcase in front of it. When it's opened, his showcase sucks anything from that showcase. Alfi then walks forward followed by his showcase. Yup, he has set it to follow him every time he goes.

'Thief.' Jeje said.

'Shut up! It will be a waste if we don't take them and leave them here, don't you think?' Alfi opens another showcase.

'Can it fit all of them?' Jeje asked.

'Of course. I can manipulate the space in it with Doki-doki to infinite space. So, this is what we have here, the infinite space showcase.' Alfi explained.

'What's with the "Don't let your guard down"?' ßenlong sighed.

'Just give up already, no one can stop them once it's about weebs and hobby stuff.' Cocong sighed.

'But, what if the guardian appears?' Aoi asked.

Suddenly a man is coming to Alfi from his behind and suddenly, five Alfis appear ambushing him and every Alfi points different weapon like Pelidi, Tipit, Loplipop, Shikulo, and T41 gun to him.

'Do you have some business with me?' They threaten that guy with killing intent on their eyes.

'And he can be serious if it's about this stuff?' ßenlong sighed.

'I guess.' Buriko asked.

'Now, let me ask you something, how do you wanna be defeated? Slashed?'

'Pierced?'

'Jab?'

'Smacked?'

'Or shot?'

'Please spare me!' He kneels before Alfi.

'Huh? Aren't you the guardian of this floor?' Alfi asked.

'Just take them and let me go!' He begged.

Afterward, Alfi spares his life. The guy then treats all of them with sweet and savory snacks that kids love.

'So, you are the guardian of this floor?' Alfi asked.

'Yup.' That guy who wears a green robe said. 'My name is Pelesit, I come from Minang land.'

'Is he a pedophile cannibal too?' Alfi whispered to Jeje.

Jeje just nods. Seeing that, Alfi just sighed.

"Why are Indonesian mythology creatures like this anyway?" Alfi feels saturated as he has defeated two cannibals in this realm.

'Then, why don't you attack us?' Alfi asked enjoying that cheese wafer.

'Well, you know that so many intruders met their end by Banaspati hand on the eighth floor, but I was surprised to see you reach this floor. Does it mean you did defeat that douchebag demon?' Pelesit asked enjoying that chocolate sandwich biscuit.

'Yup, it isn't as strong as we thought anyway.' Alfi replied enjoying those Sukros (fried peanuts engulfed in flour. One of the famous snacks in Indonesia).

'Then, I have no interest to defeat you guys.' Pelesit said enjoying that malkist (malkist is a cream cracker with sugar on its surface).

'Why?' Alfi asked enjoying his chocolate pudding.

'You know, when I was alive, I was a human with great dark arts planted in me. The power is passed for generation on some certain families. With this power, I only can strengthen myself by eating baby whether it's alive, in fetus form, or dead.' Pelesit explained enjoying his potato chips. 'And thanks to that fucking Banaspati, no one enters this floor and that makes me get weaker. I am just able to redecorate this floor and display all of my collection here to welcome anyone who enters this floor, and when that happens, I will make a tea party with them, like this.' He added enjoying that chocolate wafer.

'Hey, Alfi. Little help?' Cocong cut their conversation.

'Yeah, we are hungry!' Aoi added.

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Alfi approaches them and suddenly shoves yellow Ambon banana (the length is about 15 - 20 cm) to their mouths. They are chewing the banana slowly.

'Don't mention it.' Alfi said enjoying his fried banana.

'I'm sorry, but however, there's no way children or even babies will appear in this palace.' Jeje explained. 'The inhabitants of this palace is wandering spirits, those who died leaving unfinished business in the real world and the house of lords only. A baby who dies will be sent to Heaven directly by Him. And that's His will.' He added.

'It means, My longing here is in vain, right?' Pelesit who is having that fluffy mochi looks down.

'Then, why don't you try to eat the adults?' Alfi asked chewing his Bala-Bala (Indonesian mini okonomiyaki without meat and sauce).

'The adults are sinful, and that's what makes their meat so tough. Not to mention that their meat is full of fat and cholesterol.' Pelesit answered having that milk biscuit.

'Excuse me.' Alfi who is having his ice cream feels offended. 'But you must know that many babies died these days. do you know why?' Alfi asked having his Lemper (sticky long and thin glutinous riceball).

'For real?!' Pelesit who is having his riceball is shocked by hearing it.

'It's because there are so many adolescents pregnancy cases occur. They get laid as they always consume porn stuff and execute the scene without condom or such at all. And in the end, the girls get pregnant and the boys run away. They are confused about why the women on the videos they watch don't get pregnant even after have such an extreme kind of intercourse. And when their babies are born, they will kill the babies and throw them away like how they throw away garbage.' Alfi explained having his cream soup.

'That's awful.' Pelesit said having his fried noodle.

'They say that demons are cruel and evil beings, yet after knowing that some people do that, I think the human is worse than demons.' Alfi said having his Padang rice (an original meal from Padang. A curry rice served with some fresh spices)

'I agree.' Pelesit who is having his Croc bread (a huge sweet bread that shapes like a crocodile. A mandatory meal for special occasions for the Betawis) agreed with Alfi.

"Are they hungry or something? How many foods have they had anyway? What are their stomaches made of anyway?" ßenlong, Jeje, and Buriko are astonished by the duo's incredible appetite.

'Alfi, I guess I give up on having babies anymore. You know, I love kids as they are always happy and curious about anything every time. They are beautiful beings and that makes them deserve love, not something like those people did to them. I want a kid to hug, to watch, and to play with every time.' Pelesit said having his omelet.

'Now you sound like a pedophile who needs to be imprisoned right away.' Alfi said having his burger.

'Ah, thank god, that I'm a demon. No one can imprison me for such a reason. Even killing is legal here.' Pelesit said having his french fries.

'FYI, people tend to reluctant to have kids even the rich ones do.' Alfi said having his kebab.

'Why?' Pelesit asked having his Baguette.

'It's because they think kids are nothing but a burden. They have to prepare a lot of money to take care of them including education, health, etc. Not to mention their needs like toys and entertainments and also the society who make them have to follow the trivial trends.' Alfi explained having his porridge.

'Then, if people have that kind of mindset, will it lead to their extinction?' Pelesit asked having his popcorn.

'Like the hell, I care about that. I have no right to lecture them, right?' Alfi said having his roast.

'You got a point there.' Pelesit said having his lollipop.

'CAN BOTH OF YOU STOP EATING WHILE TALKING ABOUT TRIVIAL THINGS ALREADY?!' ßenlong, Jeje and Buriko yell at them.

'Ah! Demons!' Both of them are shocked seeing three of them.

'Look who's talking!' The three yelled at them.

That warm atmosphere suddenly chills down like a sand desert that turns into a tundra out of the blue. Alfi suddenly kicks Pelesit and jumps backward to make some distance. Everyone is getting vigilant out of the blue. They know that the tea party that looked like an All You Can Eat occasion is over already.

'I thought you would let us pass through.' Alfi said having his meat bun.

'Actually, I'd like to, but it seems the stair will come out once you defeat me. And not to mention that I am really hungry right now.' Pelesit replied having his meat stew.

'Even after so many foods you had, you are still hungry, eh? Your appetite is something.' Alfi said having his Tumpeng rice (A pyramid-shaped turmeric rice with various side dishes on its side).

'CAN YOU BE MORE SERIOUS IN SITUATION LIKE THIS?!' ßenlong, Jeje, and Buriko yelled at them.

Alfi then spits a chicken bone telling that he's done with the supper and says, 'Then, what do we do?'

Alfi puts a smirk on his face.

Pelesit spits a slice of tough meat telling that he's done with his supper and says, 'You made me give up having babies, but because of this power, I still need to have human meat.'

'Then?'

'I am not a pedophile cannibal anymore, I have turned into a real cannibal! I'll have you for the main course, Alfi!' Pelesit looks eerie right now.

'Fuck You!' Alfi yelled at him.

Something like dark greenish radiance is burning around Pelesit's body. His head suddenly lifts getting separated from his body. The view is really dreadful. That carefree guy has turned into a fearsome demon.

'I am Pelesit! The dark arts master from Minang land! I'll have your body that is full of fat and cholesterol!' Pelesit exclaimed.

'Excuse me!' Alfi yelled at him.

"I can't let my guard down, but the greenish radiance around him does make him look a worthy opponent for me." Alfi draws Tipit from his bracelet.

His head is coming to Alfi. Realizing that, he strikes it with Tipit that his head is split to two, but the head cuts are still floating and they are recovering themselves into his head.

"As I thought. He has the speed of Ebu Gogo and regeneration of Batis. No, his abilities are even greater than those two. What do I do?"

Alfi then draws Pelidi and Sketor from his bracelet.

'Jeje, ßenlong! Take care of his head! Buriko and I will take care of his body!' Alfi exclaimed.

'What about Cocong and Aoi?' Jeje asked.

Cocong and Aoi are still lying there with Ambon banana clogged up on their mouths.

'Just let them be. Don't let him eat them, got it?' Alfi said.

'Roger!' They responded.

'I'm sorry, but I don't eat demons. I just want to eat you!' His head is coming to Alfi's direction.

Suddenly his head is being burned by ßenlong' flame and Jeje's blue beam. Alfi and Buriko are coming to his body. Alfi is ready with Pelidi and Tipit on his hand, and Buriko is ready with his wooden ax. Buriko then takes a leap and strike the body with his wooden ax splitting the body into two. Alfi then comes crossing the body with both of his weapons and he launches a Roundhouse kick (A move where he lifts his leg to opponent's shoulder and rotate his body making him automatically strike the opponents body diagonally with his kick.) to the body with Sketor on it making his kick slices the body diagonally.

But, after such a combo, the body regenerates itself, so does the disembodied head that ßenlong and Jeje are burning.

'Do you have any idea, Alfi?' Buriko asked.

'I sure do.' Alfi said.

'Jeje, ßenlong. Stop burning it and pass it to Buriko!' Alfi exclaimed.

ßenlong and Jeje then stop burning it. Jeje then pierces it directly with his right arm and throws it to Buriko. Buriko then catches it with his bare hand and grabs it really hard.

'What are you up to?' Pelesit asked with a gaze of hatred on his face.

'I just want to feed you.' Alfi said. 'Now, Buriko!'

Buriko then throws it like a pitcher to his own body. He opens his mouth and eating his own body without even realizes it. He keeps chewing his own meat even though it does hurt himself. The view is really disgusting. He is just like a demon that has lost his own consciousness. And he has eaten up his own body without even realizing it. His head is lying there and it doesn't move at all. The greenish radiance around it vanishes before their very eyes. Alfi approaches it and steps on it that the disembodied head is crushed already.

'I am sorry, Pelesit. I have to get outta here for them. Thank you for giving me your collection' Alfi said.

The big door at the end of the floor opens and shows the stair to the next floor.

'He is... The nicest guardian I've ever seen.' Jeje said.

'Too bad we had to defeat him.' ßenlong added.

'Well, we just have to keep going and get outta here so his death won't be in vain. Even though I dunno if that can be considered death.' Alfi explained.

Meanwhile, Cocong and Aoi are still busy with their banana.

'You are still at it?!' Alfi yelled at them.

Alfi then kicks the bananas on their mouth entering their bodies by force.

'Thank you, Alfi.' Both of them do look paler than ever yet they seem to be in ecstasy.

'Oh, sure. Don't mention it.' Alfi said having his fried banana. 'But, good grief, Aoi, speaking of Pelesit eats babies, I almost would do that to you.' He added.

'Wh... What do you mean Alfi?' Aoi is blushing.

'There's no way I can produce a baby for Pelesit, right? At first, I planned to impregnate you and give the baby to him.' Alfi replied.

'But, Aoi can't get pregnant.' Cocong cut.

'Then, I just need to keep impregnate her that she gets pregnant, right?' Alfi puts his pervert face to Aoi.

Suddenly his gaze somewhat sends a chill to her spine, not to mention how he plays with his tongue, Ok, now he looks like a true rapist. The others are staying away from him as they know what he is going to do.

Megumi then comes out from his bracelet and tweaks him hard.

'Don't you dare.' Megumi said.

'I AM SORRY! I AM JUST JOKING AROUND!' Alfi screamed in pain.

'Nope, he means it.' Jeje cut.

'YOU FUCKING DEMON!' Alfi screams more as Megumi tweaks him harder.

Everyone is bursting out laughing.

Meanwhile, a giant rooster bowl is flying to mount Bromo direction. There's a woman in a white dress and she has a black long hair standing on top of it staring the horizon with worry on her face.

'Here we come, Alfi.' She said.