“You guys…” Alfi is shocked to see his friends backing him up.

Kartika and the others are ready to fight.

“Then, let's see how long the determination you have there will last.”

Ki Bromo throws a bean to the floor. When the bean hits the floor, it emits a growing vine from its body and the vine keeps growing that some parts of it ascend and form something like treants. The bean summoned a troop of treants and they just keep coming.

“Wood won’t be enough to hurt us you, know?” Varz said.

Suddenly they take something from the ground and Varz and the others are shocked to find those treants wielding heavy felling tools like chainsaw, ax, and excavator. Oh, some also put some mines as a kamikaze unit.

“Cut the crap!” Varz exclaimed.

“What? That would be no fair if they fight barehanded, right?” Ki Bromo replied.

“I don’t mind about the weapon, but what’s with their weapons? Can’t you just give them a sword or something?”

“Well, they do know the pain, so I just let them have it. I am not wrong here, no?” Ki Bromo said.

“Charge!”

Yelling that, the troops are coming to Alfi. Seeing that, Jeje puts a card into the slot on his arm.

“FINAL VENTO.”

After the voice came out from his arm, ßenlong then flies to the sky and emits fire breath to the front to distract them.

Jeje then jumps while spinning his body alongside ßenlong who flies around him. Jeje then puts on a dragon kick pose and launches his kick at the troops followed by ßenlong who flies behind him.

BOOM

An explosion comes as Jeje hits the floor.

IMI WAKARA NAI!

As the voice comes, Jeje in Tsundere mode appears from the flame and directly attacks the treants before him. ßenlong then joins the fray by burning the treants with his fire breath. The others then join the fray that the battle is inevitable.

As it should be…

“What is the meaning of this?” Alfi asked in an upset tone.

“Huh?” Alfi’s statement got Kartika’s nerve. “Can’t you take a hint?” She turned around to Alfi.

“What?” Said Alfi “What I took it you messed the fun.”.

Kartika then throws the Morning Wood into the front and it flies spinning like a shuriken slashing the treants ahead. Kartika then grabs one nearby treant and slams it to the ground. She jumps to the sky catching the Morning Wood and...

CLANK

She smashes the treant with the sword of hers that it’s cut to two.

“We are trying to help you, can’t you see?” Kartika said while cutting the incoming treants with her sword.

Little did she know, one treant is getting closer to her and Alfi suddenly appears and sends it flying with an uppercut. He seems to wear Shikulo right now.

“You may argue in the middle of the battle, but you have to stay focused,” Alfi said.

Alfi and Kartika without even realizing grab the same treant’s neck.

“I know that already!” Kartika looks pissed.

They raise the treant and slam it to the ground.

HOLY SHIT! IT’S A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!

“Just shut up, and do your job!” Kartika then picks Alfi up and spins his body several times. Thus, she throws him to the swarm of treants ahead.

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As he is in midair, He quickly enchants a runic spell and unleashes Tipit and Pelidi from his arms. Yes, he has learned how to utilize magic with Doki-Doki in the battle with Levi’s aid. He made use of the guys in Assasins’s Creed games stealth style that he managed to make a spell to enable him to draw his Holy weapons anywhere, anytime. No, he just wants to draw Pelidi from his crotch so that he can exclaim ‘BEHOLD! EXCALIBUR!’ aloud with his penis in front of Levi’s face.

Why didn’t I write the quickWithdraw function, you asked? Because it’s a pain in the ass and I couldn’t imagine how the script goes though. Do I look like a hacker to you?

Alfi crosses his weapons and whispers, “Nitoryuu: Aho no Vegan no Owari: Gohan!”

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He passes through the swarm and crosses out his weapons. As the weapons enter his hands, those treants suddenly get sliced up that they end up becoming a feast of various salads no Vegans can’t resist that they would eat it up like pigs.

“Let’s see how you deal with them.” Alfi challenged Kartika showing her his smirk.

“Say no more!” Kartika grabs one treant near her.

“Cakra!” Cakra then appears with two swords.

“Let’s crush them!” Kartika exclaimed advancing to the swarm of treants.

Kartika is getting frenzy that she slices every one of the treants with Morning Wood and that poor guy treant. She swings it, beats it, and slams it over and over.

She feels joy over her body. She is happy to be able to fight with Alfi like this. She now feels like the happiest woman in the world. Huh? Laughing over one’s suffering you say? Look who’s talking.

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

After the unjust massacre, she doesn’t find any treant remained even the treant she used has turned into a stick, and the morning wood...

It keeps moaning in ecstasy.

Disgusting.

‘Maybe I should reconsider stopping bullying her.’ Alfi said in his mind as he is getting scared to see how she finished those treants.

Ki Bromo is seen smirking and he has taken a seat on his throne.

Alfi and the others are getting ready for the next wave.

“Don’t give me that look, my son.” Ki Bromo said.

“Let them go, and I’ll consider you my daddy,” Alfi said.

“Disgusting.” Ki Bromos said in disgust.

“That’s my line.” Alfi unleashes Tipit from his right palm and he is advancing to Ki Bromo.

He leaps and is about to pierce Ki Bromo.

But...

TULUNG!

A loud voice comes out of the blue that causes a shockwave that shoves Alfi to the ground and his body crashes to the ground.

Everyone is shocked and confused about what just happened.

“Finally, you come.” Ki Bromo said, “Biyung Tulung.”

KRAK

Alfi gets up from the stone debris that piled him up.

“What the hell?” Alfi is getting upset for being thrown like that.

“So, this is the one who will replace Leak, eh?” Biyung said.

“Huh? Where are you?” Alfi is looking at his surroundings looking for the one who said that.

“Me, you asked?” Biyung said.

Alfi is still looking for the voice source but he finds nothing.

“Don’t bother looking for me.”

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

Suddenly a series of shockwaves hit Alfi that he gets bounced anywhere and he ends up crashing into a wall.

Alfi then gets up looking for a way to fight back.

“An enemy without presence. I should have expected this.” Alfi sighed while looking at his surroundings to analyze how Biyung launches his attack.

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

The shockwaves keep attacking Alfi that he gets crashed over the wall several times. Everyone wants to help him but no one of them dares enough to get closer. Alfi is getting barely to breathe as Biyung doesn’t give him a chance to escape from his barrage. Alfi is pushing himself to make sure he doesn’t let his consciousness lose while thinking about how to escape.

Alfi then uses his Mana to teleport to the corner of the room and quickly summons one of his holy weapons.

Suddenly something like a gust of wind is coming to Alfi and he quickly points his palm to the wind and absorbs it with Shikulo.

“Gotcha,” Alfi smirked while panting.

“Oh, so you have found out my pace, eh? How about this?!”

A series of shockwaves appear around him, he quickly jabs the ground and it creates a silver Iru dome that envelopes him. The dome absorbs all the shockwaves in a jiffy. Alfi does look beaten up but he keeps fighting. Everyone is getting anxious by just seeing it. They just wonder what he is going to do in such a situation.

“So, those gloves let you absorb all of the damage, eh?” Biyung said. “But, what’s the big deal? You even don’t know where I am, how are you gonna attack me?” Biyung provoked Alfi.

“Doki-Doki…” Alfi said while getting up. “Has no limit!”

He raises his right arm and his palm emits something like silver smoke. It keeps coming that the smoke ends up covering the whole room yet it doesn’t affect the others except one.

BOOM

They can hear an explosion around.

“Huh, what is this?!”

BOOM

BOOM

BWAGH

They can hear painful exclamation coming from Biyung.

“Impossible. How could he hurt me?! Arrrgghhhh!!!!” Biyung is screaming in pain.

After a while, they don’t hear the voice anymore.

“Is he dead?” Jeje asked.

“Yes, just like you,” Alfi replied.

“Fuck you.”

“He is still here.” Ki Bromo said.

Everyone turns to him. Ready for another round. Ki Bromo just raises his hand.

“Hold your horses, there. I give up, okay?” Ki Bromo said. “What do you think, Biyung?”

“Well, my Lord. I think he deserves the position. No wonder he could defeat Leak. He even knew how to hurt me. Ugh.” They can hear Biyung in a painful tone.

“As I thought, he is a poltergeist,” Alfi said approaching the others.

“A poltergeist? Now, everything makes sense.” Jeje said. “I didn’t expect that I would see one myself.”

Alfi averts his gaze to Jeje, and says, “We even can’t see him though.”

“Shut up, Alfi.”

“Hahahahaha.” Biyung bursts out a laugh. “I didn’t expect that I would encounter someone like you, Alfi. How did you do that?” He asked.

“Well, while I was being beaten up by you, I used my Mana to extract the damage pattern you give and I used it to reprogram Shikulo so that it can emit the same damage that would work on you. Oh right, I even gave some Mana on it to increase the damage.” Alfi explained.

“Doki-Doki can do that?” Biyung asked.

“Well, it said that everything is possible, so I just gave it a shot,” Alfi replied.

“Very well,” Ki Bromo said cutting their conversation. “I will let all of you go to the mortal realm.”

Alfi feels relieved that he can make his promise to Jeje, Cocong, Buriko, Aoi, and ßenlong. He smiles at them and they feel joyous for that.

“Thank you.” Alfi showed his gratitude to Ki Bromo.

“But…” Ki Bromo hasn’t finished his words.

That gives Alfi a goosebump. He wonders what kind of ordeal Ki Bromo will give to him.

“Be my son, and you are free to go.” Ki Bromo demanded.

“Very well, father,” Alfi said.

“Alfi.” Nyi Roro Kidul called Alfi.

“Yes, mother?”

“Don’t forget to visit us. You are welcomed here.” She smiled at him.

Alfi then smiles at his new parents.

A purple portal suddenly appears before them.

“This will lead you to the mortal realm. Someone is waiting for you at the end of the portal though.” Ki Bromo said.

“Alfi, we can have an orgy every once in a while though.” Nyi Roro Kidul’s mouth starts watering.

“No, thank you.” Alfi kindly refused.

“Eh why? We are not blood-related. So it’s not incest, it’s just legal.” Nyi Roro Kidul said.

“I am not worried about whether it’s legal or not,” Alfi said.

“Then, what is it?”

“I am not interested in Milf.” Alfi said,

“Well, I can transform myself to be younger. Including a loli, if you want to.”

“Deal.” Alfi agrees.

SMACK

Kartika smacks his face and a bump appears on his head.

“I eventually get used to this, you know?” Alfi said.

Nyi Roro Kidul chuckles, and says, “Oh right, I wonder why didn’t you fuck her while I hypnotized her.”

That makes both Alfi and Kartika blush.

Kartika expects Alfi to answer that he respected her as a woman. She knows that Alfi is actually a nice perverted guy.

“Well, her pussy is stinky, so I didn’t do so.” Alfi casually answered.

SMACK

Kartika smacked him that he passes out and she drags his leg to the portal.

“We are leaving. Thank you for everything.” Said the blushed Kartika and she quickly runs to the portal followed by the others.

“They left,” Biyung said. “We even haven’t done the ascension ceremony.”

Ki Bromo just chuckles and says, “It’s not a big deal. It’s not.”

He just smiles.