Awkward.
So awkward.
Kartika just realizes that she is hugging Alfi tight. Her face is turning beet red and she doesn't move at all as she has no idea what to do.
'Looks like you are enjoying it.' Aoi tempted her.
'Huh?! What?! No... Not really. It's not like I am not taking advantage to hug him anyway. Hey, Herman, Varz, give me a hand!' Kartika exclaimed as it's getting more awkward.
'Nope, just enjoy the prize then.' They just shake their heads.
Kartika averts her gaze to Jeje and Buriko, yet they just shake their heads while smirking.
'Why doesn't Megumi come out?! She is his wife, right?' Kartika is trying to break the ice to hide her joy.
'Did you forget, Kartika? A Ribo won't be able to come out if the user is unconscious.' Cakra comes out from her pendant.
'Bu... But, she can roam around while he's asleep, isn't she?!'
'Asleep and unconscious are different things, you know?'
Kartika is stunned by hearing it. Joy and embarrassment are mixed in her mind. Her heart is racing as their chests are touching regardless of they still have their clothes on. She actually wants to do more than just a hug. Her mind now is full of dirty and kinky thoughts, she wants to do the stuff like the scenes on the AV she watches secretly while imagining doing it with Alfi. But, too bad, she is not an Exhibitionist who would do that without being aware of her surroundings.
"Guess, I'll hug him for a while." Kartika is still hugging him.
'Actually, she can just lay him down anyway.' Herman whispered to Varz.
'Just let her vent her longing. Probably we'll have good scenery soon.' Varz replied.
'Just do it already, we'll just sit down here and enjoy the show.' They said including Cakra.
'Shut the fuck up!' Kartika yelled at them.
They are laughing at her. Some are tempting her by whistling. Her face is getting redder as she can't hold her embarrassment.
In the middle of the laughter, suddenly something big is seen falling from the sky. It is a house type 120, a two-floor unit with 10x12 meters field width which price is up to around $215000.
'Wh... What is this?' Kartika is surprised by finding a house falling from the sky before her presence. 'Don't tell me, Alfi...' Kartika is having absurd thoughts on her mind.
'For crying out loud. Even that moron had prepared this, eh?' Varz walks and snatches Alfi from her hug.
Dia pun membopong Alfi pada pundaknya dan segera memasuki rumah itu.
'Varz! Just let me take him!' Kartika is persistent to take his body,
'Let him take a rest a bit, Juliet. He must be exhausted.' Herman said entering the house.
The others are entering the house. Kartika is still staying there. Aoi who is carried by Buriko then says, 'Strike the iron while it's still hot.' To Kartika and enters the room.
Kartika hasn't moved for an inch. She hasn't satisfied yet. She still wants to vent her longing to Alfi.
"Alfi, I feel something strange in my chest. My heart is racing rapidly. Alfi, you have to take responsibility for this." Kartika is determined to do something kinky with Alfi while he's asleep.
She clenches her hand and with a great determination she says, 'I'll ***** Alfi!'
Dear readers, don't be like Kartika, kay?
Kartika enters the house. She finds herself in an empty living room. A brown room with two old wooden chairs, one old sofa, and a square glass table. She focuses on a paper nailed on the wall before her, it's a map of the house. It shows the location where Alfi's room is.
'So, I have to pass the kitchen, take the stairs, turn right, and I'll reach his room. Hehehe.' Kartika chuckles with her head full of dirty stuff.
Kartika walks forward entering the kitchen. She finds herself in a small room full of kitchen utensils like pots, pans, woks, knives, etc.
Suddenly, everything goes dark. She suddenly sees two kitchen stations with stoves, cutting boards, and baskets full of ingredients.
Jeje then appears before her. He wears a blazer and he is holding a microphone just like an MC. He then says, 'Ladies, and Gentlemen! Welcome to "Masak Apa Saja, yang Penting Enak"! (Cooking anything tastes good) Today, the competitors are...'
A white illumination highlights Kartika.
'Kartika!' Jeje exclaimed.
She hears a commotion like applause and shouts around them, but she can't see them at all.
'What the?!' Kartika is getting irritated.
'Versus...' Jeje Just ignores Kartika.
The white illumination highlights the figure beside her, and it's...
'Aoi!'
'Hello, Kartika.' Aoi is waving her hand to Kartika.
They hear a commotion like an applause and shouts around them. And... Aoi is still slithering. What do you expect from slithering nurse anyway?
'So you'll be my opponent?! How do you cook with your inability to stand?!' Kartika is getting more irritated.
'And they will be judged by our three professional judges.'
Kartika sees a silhouette of a table with three figures taking a seat behind it.
"Are they the judges?" Kartika asked herself.
The white illumination highlights the judge on the left.
'A chef who is known as the "Big Boss". A specialist of Emping making and selecting high-quality Emping around the world. He even had Emping regardless he had a uric acid. This is it, Chef Buriko.' It's just Buriko in a chef uniform.
They hear a commotion like an applause and shouts around them. The white illumination highlights the judge in the middle.
'A chef who is specialized in cutting anything. His accurate and precise incision always makes his food having an exquisite garnish. This is it, Chef Cocong.' It's just Cocong whose his shroud is painted so that it will look like a blazer, yet in the end, he just looks like a giant Indonesian exclusive Mighty Beanz. I'm sorry, I don't know the equivalent word for Mighty Beanz is.
They hear a commotion like an applause and shouts around them. The white illumination highlights the judge on the right.
'And the last but not least, a chef who is working in Heaven. His cuisines taste really good just like in Heaven. This is it, Chef ßenlong!' It's just ßenlong who wears sunglasses.
'Hey! What the hell are you doing anyway?!' Kartika yelled at them.
'And our contestants are going to compete to make their best cuisines for our three judges for the main prize!' Jeje is still ignoring her.
A banner is descending from the sky and it shows Alfi who is wearing a boxer only putting an erotic pose with a king-size bed as the background. Kartika and Aoi are shocked by seeing the bulge behind his boxer.
'I'll do my best!' Kartika is on fire.
Everything goes silent.
'I'll do my best.' Aoi said putting her index finger to her lips and shows her cleavage to the judges.
'Uwwwooohhhhh!!!!' The atmosphere turns rowdy that the judges raising papers with 100 on them.
'The winner is Aoi!' Jeje raises her arm.
'Hey!' Kartika is beating them black and blue but Aoi.
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'Err, sorry about that. The rule is simple. Just cook anything you like within an hour including appetizer, main dish, and dessert.' Jeje who is having two lumps on his head that makes him look like Disneyland mouse mascot explained.
I just know that Jailangkung doll can get lumps.
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Kartika and Aoi are ready on their own stations. It's getting tense as they are getting serious for they are aiming for the main prize.
'Start!' Jeje exclaimed followed by the ring of a bell.
Kartika immediately takes various kinds of meats and vegetables from the baskets on her left and cut them with a knife. She slices them at a high speed with her eyes sparkling as she loves cooking, not to mention the main prize though.
'Kartika is slicing them at a high that the board is sliced into pieces like carrot dices! She then put the meats, vegetables, and the board slices to the pot full of water and turns on the stove.' Jeje is heating up the atmosphere by commenting on Kartika's performance. 'Wait, it's not food!' Jeje exclaimed in panic.
'Shut the fuck up! It's his favorite one!' Kartika argued.
"I feel pity for him," Jeje said in his mind.
He then averts his gaze to Aoi and finds her trying to stand to reach her station to cook.
"Better I shut my mouth up." Jeje is getting speechless.
Looks like we can see how screwed this competition is. One is making something unusual and harmful food, and another one is unable to cook for a certain and obvious reason. And, too bad no one is allowed to help the contestants at all. That's right, they do this to appreciate the sportsmanship between the competitors, yet I think it's kinda off. I wonder who is the moron who writes this scene anyway. Has he lost his mind already? Oh, speaking of it, I just realized that I am the novelist here. So I am the one to blame.
Kartika then adds some spices like a tablespoon of salt, a tablespoon of coconut milk, a clove of garlic, a thumb of tamarind, a tablespoon of angkak (fermented red rice), a tablespoon of anise, a tablespoon of star anise, a segment of lemongrass, a tablespoon of cardamom, a tablespoon of nutmeg, three petals of cloves, two segments of ginger, three segments of galangals, a segment of turmeric, a tablespoon of petis (a condiment of a fermented fish), a tablespoon of harissa (a hot sauce made from chili peppers, paprika, and olive oil), a bottle of antiseptic, and a bottle of mayonnaise to the stew. She then stirs it with a blue staff that she has summoned before. The broth is turning black and evaporates colorful smoke to the sky. She just keeps stirring it while smiling as she is sure that she will win the competition. There's just, '****** Alfi, ****** Alfi, ****** Alfi!' On her mind. Good, now she looks like a witch brewing a poisonous potion. What a terrible woman. You know, I do love Yandere (A woman whose love towards her man is really big that she can't resist it. Very possessive and selfish one), yet it looks like I have to reconsider it after writing this. Ok, I still love Yandere.
"Mom taught me that good food comes from ingredients that are good for your body. I am sure that this will lead me to victory! Good food isn't the delicious one, but the healthy for body and soul one!" Kartika said in her mind.
I know that antiseptic is good for the body, but it's not something to eat!!! "Good for the body" my ass!
Aoi, Jeje, Buriko, Cocong, and ßenlong are freaking out by seeing Kartika's dish. They feel like it can perish anything eats it, even they are sure that it is more deathly than Alfi or leak.
Jeje then presses the red button on the judging table immediately and the bell rings. Kartika is shocked by hearing it as she isn't done yet.
'Aoi gives up! The winner is Kartika!' Jeje exclaimed. 'The winner may continue her journey to Alfi's room right away.' He added as he is cold sweating.
Kartika doesn't seem to be happy, she just acts normal. She turns off the stove and pours the stew to five plates on the table. She then submits them to the five.
'Come on, I am not in a hurry. Just dig in. It's his favorite!' She gives them an eerie gaze.
'NO!!!!!!' They are screaming hysterically.
Kartika then force-feeds them by picking up the pot and pour the stew to their mouths without even letting one of them go away. She even steps on Cocong body and pours everything in the pot to his mouth. In the end, all of them are unconscious. They look sluggish except Cocong who looks in ecstasy from the disgusting taste of that cursed dish. I wonder if the dish is actually Keter type SCP object.
'Thanks for savoring it.' Kartika said in a good manner and then leaves to the second floor.
'I have pity on him for having such a cursed dish every single day.' Buriko said sluggishly.
'It looks like I am going to Isekai.' Jeje said sluggishly.
'Ah~ so good~' Cocong moaned.
'Silence!' Jeje throws the pot to Cocong's face.
Kartika has ascended the stairs and she turns right. She sees a white door at the end of the hall.
"That must be his room." Kartika guessed.
She puts a manic smile that she looks like as if she is mad and runs to the door. But suddenly, a gale blows from the door making Kartika unable to move forward for an inch.
'What the hell is going on?!' Kartika is trying her best to move forward, yet she can't make it at all.
She sees Herman and Varz standing in front of the door.
'Herman! Varz! Let me in!' She exclaimed.
'You have to try yourself if you can though.' Varz said. 'Herman.'
Herman raises his right hand and it lights a fire. The gale catches it and turns into a grand fire coming to Kartika.
'If that's so, then...'
Cakra appears negating the fire with his scythe.
'If you get in my way to ***** Alfi. Then, I won't hold back. I just want to **** him!' Both of them get her nerves.
'Quit it already! You are embarrassing yourself!' Both of them yelled at her.
''I'm sorry, I can't do anything if she has become like this.' Cakra sighed.
Cakra spins his scythe and swings it sidewards emitting the grand fire to the duo's direction Varz unsheathes his sword and swings it to the front splitting the fire into two and dashes to her direction.
Varz summons his wind sword and swings them to Kartika. Cakra then blocks it with the snath of the scythe and swings it to Varz. Cakra manages to slash Varz off, yet it's just his wind clone. Varz then is coming from over with his body channeled by electricity. Cakra then summons his blue gun and shoots Varz that he is shoved passing through the ceiling and crashing the ground really hard.
'To think that the weak Kartika becomes this strong just because she wants to ***** that moron.' Varz is closing his eyes.
Kartika gives Herman a cold gaze. Her eyes are dazzling and she is walking to his direction slowly. Herman is getting agitated and he is cold sweating. He then shoots fire nails to Kartika rapidly, yet nothing manages to hit her. It's not because Kartika can ricochet, but it's because Herman is too panic that he shoots aimlessly.
'Do you know what I am going to do once I am done finishing you?' Kartika said in an eerie tone.
Herman is trembling as she with the eerie look on her face is getting closer.
'I am going to ***** his ******, then ****** his ****** with my hand, then ******* his ****** with my tongue and teeth. Then I'll take a leap and ******* him all day long that he will keep ******** me with his *******. We will have an endless round of ******* and *******. Ha... Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' Kartika is laughing maniacally.
"She has lost her mind!" Herman is getting terrified.
Seriously, I feel disgusted by writing it.
*POW* *POW* *POW*
*BAM!*
Kartika beats him up and sends him flying. He then crashes the ground not too far from Varz.
'You know, she can be a worthy opponent for sparring.' Herman said.
'I pass if she takes it as a deathmatch.' Varz sighed.
Kartika is right in front of his room now. Her eyes are opened wide, and she is panting with a weird smile put on her face. She breathes heavily as she is going to do some kinky stuff with Alfi. Why does it send a chill to my spine anyway?
She opens the door slowly. She sees Alfi who just has his white shirt on is sleeping on his bed with a sheet of brown thin blanket covering his body. Kartika is standing right on the left side of his bed imagining him naked.
She then takes off of his bracelet from his wrist and her blue pendant. She then throws them away to the rear so that Megumi and Cakra won't annoy them.
'Hehehehe... Alfi, you'll be mine!' Kartika has really lost her sanity!
Kartika undresses and throws her dress to her side. Now she just wears a white bra and white satin panties. Joy and embarrassment are overwhelming her. She is sweating, and her heart is racing faster. Her head is becoming numb too.
'What happened to me? Don't tell me that... I am getting horny.' Kartika is unable to control herself.
ASSHOLE!!!
Her face is turning red, and she lays down on the bed beside him. She sees his sleeping face and that makes her touche. She then leans her head to his chest while stroking it.
'Alfi...' She tries to turn down her voice so she won't wake him up.
Her right hand is playing his chest and comes down to his abdomen, and later comes down to that part. She feels something bulging, and her face is turning red as she knows what "it" is.
'Kar... Ti... Ka...' Alfi is delirious that he called her name.
Kartika is shocked by hearing him saying her name.
'Do you know that I am right beside you, Alfi?' She is getting nervous.
She sees his sleeping face. She remembers the moment she spent with him, and most of it is the moment they fight together where Alfi always sacrificed himself for his friends' sake.
'You idiot.' She embraces his body tight.
She is still leaning on his chest. Alfi is still asleep. She feels happy to be able to hug him and she hopes she can stay like this.
'You are so reckless. You always let yourself getting hurt for anyone else. Alfi, if I am the one who makes you have to go through this misery, I think I have to ask you to stop doing this.' Kartika is sobbing. 'I used to hate men. They are just nothing but a bunch of true assholes. They just think about their own dicks. They see us, women, as nothing but sex toys. That's why I detested them. I also dislike the rude Varz and Herman who looks like a homo. But, you...' She strokes his cheek gently. 'I don't know how could I fall for you. When we met for the first time, you were just a pathetic loser, but the you who prioritizes the others over yourself is the reason why I fall for you. You are a pervy asshole, but somehow I love you. I promise to become stronger so I can protect you. So... Please don't leave me ever again, kay?' Kartika kisses his left cheek while patting his hair.
'I love you.' She said.
She then pulls the blanket so it covers both of them. She smiles looking at his face and closes her eyes with her head is still leaning on his chest.
Both of them are falling asleep. They just look like a husband and wife. Meanwhile, behind the wall of his room, Herman, Varz, Jeje, Cocong, Buriko, Aoi, and ßenlong are taking a seat watching both of them. The wall is actually a one-sided window which means it's a window yet it isn't on another side.
'Speaking of an anti-climax.' Cocong said.
'She did determined to do such a thing, but she just wanted to caress him. What a Tsundere.' Jeje said.
'What kind of porn is this anyway?' Buriko sighed.
'What a letdown.' Aoi sighed.
'Alright, the show is over. Let's get outta here.' Varz stands up and leaves the room followed by Herman.
'Hey, why are we going?' Buriko asked.
'You better listen to him if you don't want to end up like what happened in the kitchen.' Herman said leaving the room.
They look confused and decide to leave the room as they are sure something bad will happen if they stay.
A few minutes later, Alfi awakes. He slowly opens his eyes.
"Where am I?" He wondered.
He examines his surroundings. He sees his black jacket hung on the wall on the left side. He sees his bracelet and Kartika's blue pendant on the floor before him, and he is shocked by seeing a white dress like Kartika always wears laying on the floor on the left side.
"Wa... Wait, if it's her dress, then something on my chest must be..."
He is cold sweating. He slowly averts his gaze to his body and found Kartika sleeping on his chest.
"Don't be panic, don't be panic."
He takes off the blanket and found her wearing her undies only. He screams spontaneously as he is really shocked by it that wakes her up.
She wipes her eyes and says, 'What's with the ruckus?! Eh, what are you doing in my bed?!'
'That's my line! Look at you! Did you plan to rape me while I passed out?!' He is pointing at her.
'What are you talking about? There's no way I-' She suddenly realize what he meant.
She thought that everything was a mere dream, but she was wrong. She realizes that she wears her undies in front of him. Yes, this is the reality. She sees the panic Alfi. Her face is turning red and she jabs his face hard directly.
'YOU PERVERT!!!!!' She screamed beating him up.
He tries to jump to the front to reach his bracelet, yet she is too fast for him. She pulled his body and beats him up. The atmosphere is getting tense that the whole house is trembling like it's hit by an earthquake.
Herman, Varz, Jeje, Cocong, Buriko, Aoi, dan ßenlong who are watching it are shocked that they can make the house trembling.
'Woahh!!! Are they into hardcore too?! I want it too!' Cocong exclaimed.
'"Hardcore" my ass! She is on rage, right now!' Varz yelled at him.
'Reminder for you. Don't ever get on her nerve if you love your life, got it?' Herman added.
They are nodding with their faces showing fear.
Suddenly, the house is collapsed, and they see Kartika who has worn her dress is walking while dragging Alfi's head to their direction. Alfi looks black and blue. There are so many bruises on his whole body.
'Alright guys, hop on.' ßenlong said.
'No, we are walking.' Kartika said.
'But-'
'I said walking!' Kartika yelled at him.
ßenlong is freaked out by her. They then follow what Kartika wants by walking to the next floor. Alfi who is being dragged then says, 'I am home.'
'Welcome back and please be patient.' They replied but Kartika.
'Excuse me?' Kartika turns around staring at them.
'Nothing, really.' The panic Herman said.
They just nod.
She just stares at them cynically and continues to walk.
"Welcome back, Alfi." She said in her mind.