First run：

The compulsory thesis course for the second semester of senior high school second year really makes students in Class 9th foam at the mouth, roll their eyes and have cramps all over their body, as if they were poisoned by some hydrogen acid compound. However, Yu Ruoling, who had previously abused herself until she was almost invulnerable to all kinds of poison, really enjoyed these two classes - the seventh and eighth classes on Friday - for no other reason.

Because she wrote, The ultimate villain of the Marvel Cinematic Universe series, Titan Madman - Thanos, aka Taro. …Digress. Half lying on the leather sofa on the second floor of her grandma's house, Yu Ruoling was thinking in a daze, and texts kept appearing in the word program of the laptop on her lap.

Writing this, she sincerely respects Thanos. If she had no memory of Marvel and traveled into that world, she will support Thanos.

Truly she is. The black-haired girl frowned, covered her chest and started coughing violently again.

Accompanied by the thick sound of phlegm, she rolled her eyes in disgust. When it comes to colds or anything else, phlegm is indeed the most unacceptable thing.

(-ι_- )

'FGCFGBGADFGC.'

LINE's ring suddenly rang, and she took a sip of water to make sure her voice wasn't too hoarse.

"Ruoling？"The visitor was Fu Xianghui from the Fu sisters, "Are you at your grandma's house？I have something for you. You can get it at the door later."

"Oh, okay, how long will you take？"

"Well... almost ten minutes."

"Okay."Yu Ruoling hung up the phone, thinking that Fu Xianghui was probably going to give her the schedule for the rice dumpling making event at The Dragonboat Festival.

After thinking about it, today is Saturday, hey, if she hadn’t been a little sensitive to colds at a critical juncture like the COVID-19 outbreak, who would have wanted to stay at home and not go out to fellowship？

...Although analyzing Thanos's personality is very attractive, damn, she also wants to go to the fellowship.

…Damn again, she will be alerted if she coughs while walking on the road… Even coughing is such a luxury now. Oh my God, Jesus she is really witnessing history…

...Oh, there is no need to mention those international organizations.

"Ruoling！！"Fu Xianghui knocked on the door with her hand and it almost hurt, "I'm here！"

"On it！"

She hurried downstairs and opened the door, only to see Fu Xianghui's hands empty.

…

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you！"By the way, this was the Chinese version, so a group of people stood at the gate and sang the English version again, and then the Hokkien version again.

She doesn't know who it was, but someone covered the mouth of the who who was about to sing again in Spanish.

"Yeah yeah yeah！Ruoling is one year older！"

"You'll be beaten later."

"Oh, my dear, our sister Ruoling...happy birthday, yaha~"

After Yu Ruoling finished listening to the happy birthday song, she stood there a little sluggishly, and her brain stopped functioning for a moment.

She almost forgot that today is May 16th.

It's her birthday.

And this group of normally unserious guys actually created such a frightening play for her.

…Who said she is one year older？！Damn it, stand up and she promises not to beat him to death.

…It's not right！She can tell by the voice that it's Lin Tianmo！As a piano teacher and leader of a high school group, does he still have the love of his peers？

"Wow... you guys scared me."

"Haha, you can't do this. "Lin Tianzhao laughed, "Ah, we all know that geniuses have special ways of saying thank you and being shy."

"I bought the cake."Fu Xiangqin looked at her pretending to be aggrieved.

"Don't worry, God mother, hurry up and sign the organ donation consent form."Fong Zhiting said seriously.

Mr. Yuan Junfan, who was very happy with Yaha, seemed to be yaha again. The veins on Yu Ruoling's forehead were pulsing. He Wanying, who was in charge of taking photos on the outermost circle, had already threatened a group of people on her behalf.

"Thank you. "She calmed down and said, suppressing the emotion surging in her heart, “Today I have the highest status. Please hurry up and give me your blessings. Now come."

"Oh, so arrogant！"x8

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Fong·like to be punched·son in nowhere·maybe God father anyway·need to be punched eventually·Zhiting："Oh, then I wish you to grow taller."

…

Twinkle, twinkle, little stars~ How they wonder where's Zhiting are~

Second run：

On Christmas Day in December 2020, due to the Christmas activities held by the fellowship, the time for the Phone Booth Worship Band to gather was greatly compressed.

While the activity group and drama group have finished rehearsing this Saturday, the current band leader - Huang Yinke plans to play a game called "Encouragement Ball".

"Encouragement Ball", as the name suggests, is the ball that is given a noble meaning. However, there are many ways to play this kind of game, and the group leader specially invited Fu Xianghui, who happened to be practicing guitar, to be their "background music".

Once the music stops, whoever has the ball will receive everyone's praise.

After playing a few rounds, fellowship's youngest consultant, Lin Xinyong, was preparing to accept the praises of other team members, including Li Zhaoyi and He Wanying, and Yu Ruoling was opening her mouth to express her thoughts.

"I think Brother Shinyoung... "She stared at Lin Xinyong and thought for a while, then said solemnly, "Brother Shinyoung is very much like a father. In the fellowship, although he often behaves very harshly, his starting point is always for the good of the entire group, it can be said to be one of the basic pillars of us."

He Wanying clapped her hands with approval, "Really, making people feel like you are their father is really successful. Brother Shinyoung is great！"

"Although he is childish and needing to be punched, Brother Shinyoung is still very cute."Yu Ruoling said seriously.

Mu Zhenyi, who was sitting opposite her and joined in the fun, slapped the floor and laughed.

"Hahaha！How does it feel to be called 'cute' by a high school student？"

Lin Shinyoung nyong was quiet for a few seconds, looking a little aggrieved for no reason, like a large fluffy creature.

“Actually, ”He asked, “I care more about what 'needing to be punched' is...？"

Yu Ruoling："... ((๑Ő௰Ő๑))"

Third run：

Erling Church fellowship is in progress every Saturday evening from 7pm to 9pm. The sharing of messages has ended, and each group is ready to start "chatting time".

Although this period of time should be used to share one's own thoughts on the content of the message, every time it turns into a group of psychopaths going crazy as if they had smoked marijuana.

High school group - Fullerene Family - suddenly wanted to play the RAP version of introduction of its members. Even though they didn’t know who suddenly engaged in such a link, everyone was laughing until they almost saw Jesus.

After everyone’s round of self-introduction, the last one was the highlight.

...Well, it’s not so much the finale, but the most anticipated one. Tens of thousands of years of resentment（just kidding）was ready to kill Lin Tianmo - their good team leader.

"don.ts.da.ts.dondon.ts.da. don.ts.da.don.don.da. don.ts.da.ts.dondon.ts.da. don.da.dondon."

"Wait a minute, where have I heard this rhythm before？"Mu Zhenyi looked at Li Songchen who was very happy to "don" in confusion.

"Shh, we just know this."

Yu Ruoling's mouth twitched, gloating and waiting to see how Brother Tianmo would continue this rhythm.

"Then let me say it again, Brother Tianmo, listen well. don.ts.da.ts.dondon.ts.da. don.ts.da.dondon.da. don.ts.da.ts.dondon.ts.da. don.da.dondon.－－－”

"Pull in then... Okay！The theme is distorted and you are very annoyed！"Lin Tianmo sat on the ground with his head in his hands and collapsed, smiling so much that he was almost paralyzed.

"Pfft, what the hell, a bunch of lunatics need to be beaten, hahaha！"

"It's over, Sister Zhaoyi wants to kill someone！"

"Okay, okay！Stop, if we keep going like this, we don't have to finish today. "Lin Tianmo casually played a series of fixed rhythms, "Songchen, you do this."

"Oh, "The beat-boxer picked up the microphone, "bu.ts.cut.bu.ts.cut.bu.ts…"

"I am Tianmo Lin~ Very happy to be~Erling Gospel Center welcomes thi！Yo~yo~yo~I don't know what to say, just yo come and yo go. Yo~yo, I graduated from university, four years ago but it’s not that long. It’s only two years come on！Wrong calculation！Yo~ It’s okay~ I’ll continue to introduce myself at the next stop. I studied at Zhicheng Elementary~ I graduated. And I studied at Huang Chong Junior High buddy~ I graduated. Then I studied at Huang Shang Gao senior High buddy~ I Graduated. At last I－－－"

"Milin University！"

"Yes！Yoyo~Music Department~yo~ I graduated."

The whole fullerene family laughed until Joule reached the nth power of 7.

Fourth run：

During Christmas of Yu Ruoling's second year of senior high school, fellowship not only held a "Handmade Candy House" activity, but also made a very important prank show.

Of course, it's the kind of kindness, but the person who was pranked was almost threw up.

"Junyuan, Long Junyuan. "Li Zhaoyi secretly called the Long family's younger brother over, "Wait a minute when you go to the podium to get the microphone and say you want to celebrate Yangling's birthday."

"Huh？"Long Junyuan thought for a few seconds, "Oh oh oh！Okay, I understand."

Wang Yangling, who came over silently when he heard his name, looked at the two of them, and then the three guys showed a terrifying devilish smile.

"Hey, everyone！Today is Yangling's birthday！"

"Yeah~ You stupid humans come and sing happy birthday now."

"Wow, Yangling roasted us all. He's kind of awful now."

"Come on, come on, eh, wait a minute. "Long Junyuan suddenly pointed to a location, "Before we sing, we have to play a game. Brother Tianmo, please come up."

"Pfft, Brother Tianmo, please come up."

"Yes, as Yangling's team leader, you are ordered to play a game with him."

"What game？"Lin Tianmo had an "I'm a good person" look on his face, like a lamb ready to be slaughtered.

He just had to put the words "I'm super sincere" on his forehead, "Come on, risk my life today to be cool thing."

"Hmm hahahaha..."

"Zhaoyi, why are you smiling like this？"Yu Ruoling asked with some doubts, looking at Li Zhaoyi who was standing next to her as if was shaking into chaff.

"Huh ha ha ha..."Unexpectedly, Li Zhaoyi just turned to look at her and continued to laugh.

"..."The black-haired girl was speechless for a while, and suddenly she felt something special, "It turns out it was Brother Tianmo, right？You arranged the prank, didn't you？"

"Hmm hahahahaha..."

Yu Ruoling："...（Freak, Zhaoyi is broken.）”

“Okay, what do you want to play？"Lin Tianmo asked.

"I will give you something to eat, but you cannot breathe and your eyes must be closed. After you eat it, guess what it is."

"Okay, okay."Lin Tianmo still had a calm attitude, but Yu Ruoling, who was standing slightly closer to Lin Xinyong, smelled an indescribable smell.

Not only the basil clam soup - clams are Lin Tianmo's "lover" - but also the thing he fears the most, hates the most, dislikes the most, wants to vomit the most, despises the most, wants to roll his eyes the most, hopes it disappears from the earth the most, and want to burn it the most.

So whatever stomp on it hard to express hatred or want to spit on it, burn it down, blow it up or something…

Then omits the following 10,000 words.

Wang Yangling and Lin Tianmo closed their eyes, and then automatically turned off the olfactory system. Then, before Li Zhaoyi said "Huh hahaha..." and fed each of them a mouthful of soup, she picked a little bit of thing and put it into two spoons.

Then the two "subjects" drank it calmly.

After a few seconds, the difference gradually became apparent.

Lin Tianmo began to frown, while Wang Yangling looked as usual.

"Hey... is there any celery...？"Lin Tianmo said aggrievedly.

"Pfft！"Several fellowship little shits who witnessed the whole process finally burst out laughing and almost fell to the ground wildly.

"Eh, that's so disgusting！"

"Happy birthday, Brother Tianmo！！"