An old man in no longer fitting army uniform, a teenage girl wearing a T-shirt and skirt, a teenage boy wearing baggy clothes, and a business woman appeared in the air above a city. Alarmed, they flailed, but didn't find themselves falling. They then noticed each other and were about to begin saying things all at once, but a voice from beside them piped up before they could.
"I bet you're wondering why I brought you all here," Chuuni says. A bullet was fired at him, but his cloak blocked it. "That wasn't very nice," he said to the old army man. "Anyway," another bullet was blocked. "Stop that," he said as he telekinetically yanked the bolt action rifle out of the old man's hands. It floated beside him as he continued.
"As I was saying, I brought you all here because you are all the village leaders of villages in this city. I highly doubt you've slain your village monsters yet, considering the fact our village was made on the first day of the system existing on Earth and we just defeated ours. I'm going to tell you what is going to happen. This is not a negotiation, heck, this isn't even a demand because that implies you still have some capacity of denying us what we're going to be doing.
"This is simply be a statement of fact. We will be defeating your village monsters for you. Afterwards, while we will not directly take the position of village leader from you because we do not wish to be bogged down in one place for too long, we will be taking control of the villages and the city as a whole." The teenage boy starts to speak, but a hand appears over his mouth. "Wait until I'm done talking." The boy glared at Chuuni, but otherwise obeyed as Chuuni dismissed the hand.
"First and foremost, we will be bringing everyone who's still not obtained a Class and manages to still be alive after all this time to the closest village. They will be allowed to take a Class. As long as everyone follows our laws, everyone will be safe. Until we get better infrastructure built up, the punishment for failing to follow our laws will be death." The old man began to say something, but a hand appeared over his mouth.
"Until we take over the whole world, the only laws are the very simple ones. No murder, no rape, no stealing, etc.." Chuuni waves his hand off to the side. "Until we have a more robust police force, we will not be able to enforce anything more complex than that. There's another that isn't even really our law, it's simply a part of the system. No being in a Dungeon for more than 10 days. Any more than 10 days of subjective time in a Dungeon and you risk dying the moment you exit. The record known to village spirits before someone exiting a Dungeon hasn't immediately died on exiting a Dungeon is 38 days and change.
"Over the next few days, golems or robots will be appearing around town. These will be our enforcers, and you will know they are ours because they will have this mark," Chuuni said as he created a D with a V inside it in front of him, "on their chests. These will be our law enforcement. They will give a week's notice before any law changes. If all goes well, we should have enough bots to protect the entire city by tomorrow. That's unlikely, though, so we'll be in the are for the next few days.
"Any questions before we let you get back to your lives?"
"Who are you to take over our city?" The old man asked.
"The future rulers of multiple worlds. This one first, since we were born here and people here are still weak enough that they can't even attempt to pose a threat to us. Specifically," Chuuni gestured to Degritone, "that is Degritone. The little girl emanating a guitar and whistle sounds is Music, and I am Chuuni."
"You seriously believe you can take over the world?" Asked the teenage boy.
"Yes."
"What makes you believe that?"
"Well, in the time it took you all to do whatever you've done with your lives, I've reached level 24 without taking a single point of damage. I can literally teleport anywhere on the planet I want to be instantaneously, and you already experienced the fact that I was able to teleport you to me. I could, instead, say, I don't know, teleport a nuclear bomb into any cities that refuse to be conquered and be done with it.
"Now, we won't do that, and now that I think of it, we should probably go decommission every nuclear bomb on the planet before we find out how many points of damage they do. Give me a second and a half," Chuuni said before disappearing. Exactly one and a half seconds later, he reappeared. "Ok, all nuclear bombs on the planet have been decommissioned. Anyway, we'd prefer not to kill anyone, but people are dumb. We will only kill the really stupid ones and simply let the others find out there's nothing they can do to stop us."
"What took you an actual amount of time?" Degritone asked.
"You know you can't mess with reality while in Flash Space. I actually finished a 55 milliseconds before a second and a half, but blah. We have guests. Either of the girls have any questions?"
"What are your plans for the world, if you succeed?" The business woman asked.
"When we take over the world, we'll provide adequate housing to everyone, as well as a golem-police force to enforce the laws without relying on fallible humans to carry out the laws. We will build an area where every little girl of the world, and anyone they invite in, can live a cushy life and access whatever they want. Zoos, roller coasters, stuffed animals, whatever it may be, they will have it. Everyone else will get, well, not the bare minimum to live, but they will have everything someone needs to live.
"Food and water aren't actually needed with the system once you reach 60 Endurance, but they'll still get access to food, water, modern housing, fast internet when we get that back up and running, and now that the system exists, teleportation stations to take them to any public station they want. Roads will probably still exist, but blah. People other than us will more directly manage stuff like that."
"So you're pedophiles." The old man states.
"Incorrect. Well, depends on how you define the word. We wouldn't do anything to a little girl that they do not explicitly ask for, in unambiguous language. If they asked, we wouldn't say no. If you define pedophile as a person who forces children to have sex against their will, you're incorrect."
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"What about little girls that don't want to live in their designated area?" Asked the business lady.
"Then they simply live wherever they want. We will never force them to do anything."
"What was your village monster like?" The business woman asked.
Cuuni described the monster before saying, "Though I doubt it'll be exactly the same for you guys."
They sat there for a minute with each party just staring at each other. "Well, if you have no more questions, take these. If you need to contact us, just talk into yours and we'll know." Chuuni created small plates the size of an iPhone 4 and floated them over to the village leaders, also returning the old man's gun. "I hope for your willing cooperation. One last thing before I teleport you all back. How long until each of your village monsters appear?"
"2 days, 3 hours," the old man said.
"7 days and 19 hours," the teenage girl said.
"19 days, 5 hours," the business woman said.
"2 hours and 17 minutes," said the teenage boy.
Nodding, Chuuni returned them all to the locations they were at before he pulled them to him. "Want to solo it just to show them what's up, Chuuni?" Degritone asked.
Chuuni shrugged. "Sure. I'll go power up in Flash Space. It's dumb that you can't gain Skill experience while inside it. Luckily, I don't have Skills. Also unluckily, I don't have Skills." Literally no time later, he continued, "Ok. I'm certain I can solo three village monsters in under 10 seconds now, but I really need another session with Music because holy cow. 3 years of being alone in frozen time is not fun."
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2 hours and 17 minutes later, after Degritone, Chuuni, and Music spent way too long in Flash Space together, they were standing on a street, in front of a little over three thousand mostly teenagers. "Enemy spawns in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, now," Chuuni said as the ground rumbled.
A less than 10 seconds later, a long, green arm popped out of the ground a tens of feet to their right. On the second knuckle of its middle was an eye, and in the middle of its palm was a circular opening filled with shark teeth that rotated endlessly. Chuuni appeared next to it and it became a fist before slamming down on him. Stopped by his cloak, the monster tried again and again, creating deafening sonic boom after deafening sonic boom as it flailed into him.
It tried to grab him, its fingers moving so fast the air ignited around it, and Chuuni finally took aggressive action, slashing down its third knuckles, severing the fingers from the palm before pulling his hands in opposite directions while holding onto the hilt of his blade with both hands. The sword duplicated as he did, the new hilts passing through his other hand.
Chuuni brought both swords into opposing horizontal strikes, cutting on opposite sides of the hand's mouth, cutting all the way through the palm. Gesturing upward, Chuuni telekinetically pulled the the arm fully out of the ground before delivering 10 slashes from each blade to separate the creature into 21 different pieces, killing it.
He fused his swords back into a single sword as he turned back to where the crowd was. They were all gone, selecting their Patron. Waving his right arm slightly, a 3-foot tall, humanoid golem appears inches from his fingers' apex. The group appear on top of a skyscraper.
"So, how long do you think it would take for you to become a timeline hopper?" Degritone asked.
"Maybe 27 more years. I'd definitely reach peak time-bound in around 5 more years, but without the energy that existed in that RP, I'm uncertain as to how I'd actually move between timelines. I think I'd probably have to skip being a timeline hopper and become a multiverse hopper, using the void as an intermediary between each timeline, which is definitely not how timeline hopping typically works. Reaching multiverse hopper, though, would require at least 20 years of work without already being a timeline hopper."
"Think anyone with system access has become an omniverse hopper?"
"Considering there's aleph-null timelines per aleph-one multiverses per aleph-omega omniverses, yes. Any non-zero chance for someone else to have become an omniverse hopper means there's infinite omniverse hoppers."
Degritone shrugged. "So, Music, think All Might or Kirito can solo a village monster?"
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Over the next 2 days, primarily Chuuni got everyone in the city to one of the villages and classed up before stopping at the old man's village. The village was surrounded by sand bags and barbed wire. Inside, many men and women dressed in military gear were stationed behind the barrier, guns in hand. It was a few minutes before the village monster was to spawn, and the old man came out to meet them.
"Hello," Degritone said.
"So, what's the plan of action?" The old man got right down to business.
"Everyone sits and watches as Music here kills the monster on her own."
"You're telling me a little girl will kill something that's supposed to be a huge threat all on her own?"
Degritone shrugged. "She's more than meets the eye. If you want to know exactly what I mean, just wait a couple minutes. She's the second strongest of us three. She won't fail, but if you feel the need, you can have everyone at the ready in case she does fail. The demonstration would be much more highly effective if no one interferes."
The old man squinted at them, but didn't say anything before heading back inside.
Three seconds before the monster was to spawn, Music cut off her song. As a nearby high rise began to fall and send dust everywhere, You Say Run began to play and she transformed into All Might. They punched at the falling rubble, sending a powerful gust of wind that sent all the dust coming their way in the opposite direction. As the high rise fully fell, a normal sized humanoid could be seen slowly walking toward them.
It was fully naked and a translucent blue. Through its body, its skeleton could be seen in full view. "I can't believe a world this new already has a village with enough total levels in it to require a being of my caliber to be created," it said as it popped its neck, hand on opposing shoulder.
"You will not be killing any innocent civilians today, villain," Music-All-Might said."
"And who's gonna stop me?" it asked, jumping toward the village walls.
"I am," Music said as they jumped up and slammed the monster into the ground. They punched the air above them to propel them down on top of the village monster, delivering an earth-shattering punch that visibly cracked some of its vertebrae. Another punch turned the monster's spine into a fine powder as the nearby buildings gained small cracks near their bottoms.
The monster rapidly stood up despite its injury and sent an uppercut into Music's chin. They barely moved as a shock wave shattered the windows of nearby buildings. Music punched its shoulder, vaporising the shoulder and separating the arm from the creature. It shrunk slightly as it rapidly regrew its arm and sent a punch right into the wound on All Might's torso, which Music copied.
Music sputtered as they began bleeding, but began delivering blows so quickly and powerfully that the air around them rapidly vacated the area, creating a huge, constant torrent of wind that sent sandbags from the wall flying. The monster began blocking the blows, but only successfully blocked less than a third of the blows sent, causing more and more of their blue body to be vaporised with each successful blow.
Its body began to shrink and shrink as more and more of its body was used to fill in the gaps left by the punches. Finally, its entire body was nothing more than a fist-sized lump of now-solid navy blue. Music picked it up and slammed at it with their other hand, cracking it. The crack sealed up before they could get a second punch in. Seeing this, they accelerated their punching more and more until finally, with each punch creating gust of wind after gust of wind and nearly knocking down yet another high rise from the force, the lump turned to dust and the village monster had been defeated.
"Apparently, giving everyone classes made the village monster more powerful, it sounded like," Degritone said. "So, I won't be soloing one because I'm nowhere near Music's level, and she took more than a few seconds to eradicate this monster. Let's see if we can get the police golems to a point they can fight the next one without any human assistance."
After creating one such golem at the village, Chuuni took them all to the top of the same skyscraper as before, where they began work on upgrading the golems.