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Snowball wars suck

Snowball wars suck

Like that we head off in search of some monsters

We walk around at the top of this mountain in search for something to kill,

It's not snowing right now so I have no need to activate my suck force field barrier thing

the snow ahead of us rumbles a little bit and out pops a snowman,

Snow golem, level 25 threat 10%, a golem made of snow, uses ice and snowball magic, whatever that is. loves to have snowball battles

The snowman looks less like your traditional 3 balls snowman and more like a literal man made of snow,

just without any features like a face, ears or toes. a snow mannequin?

the snowman raises its hand and snowballs form behind it, glistening in the sun

I now wonder, how do monsters use mana?

striking a pose, the snowballs behind its back emit a low hum

whistling through the air the snowball hits me.

...

It's not very effective,

‘’oi, side, its super weak, why don’t we use it as a training dummy?’’ side rigidly gives me the ok in the form of a nod,

she looks quite uncomfortable here, after this, we should head back down the mountain,

I grab some of the nearby snow and form a snowball of my own

chucking it at the snow golem, it misses by a few centimetres,

hey, that was pretty close considering the distance between us,

hmm I need some more ammo

‘’do you want to have a snowball fight?’’ I ask side

side tilts her head ‘’snow. Ball. Fight? What is that?’’

I explain the rules to side and she agrees heading off some distance away creating a blockade of her own, piling up a small mound to hide behind

I make my own little snow shield and prepare for battle,

the snow golem called some of its friends over and they construct a massive snow fort in the blink of an eye

uh oh, I need to think of something fast, oh right, I still have a bunch of unspent points remaining,

I set all my points into intelligence. think!

I use suck off to the side to create my ammo for the upcoming snow war,

the snow nearby gets sucked into clumps and forms a ball the size of my hand, the compactness is just right,

I create several of these snowball factories, making them suck snow, dragging snow in, forming a ball, stopping, moving somewhere else and repeating,

my ammo now forming a small hill beside me, I grab a snowball and hurl it at the snow-castle the golems made,

it creates a small dent in their walls.

this might be harder than I thought,

I look for side all the way over there and see her also chucking some snowballs at the snow fortress but to no avail,

how is she creating and throwing those balls?

Magic? Magic.

Cheat skill: Succ levelled up

The snow golems retaliate to our attacks with their own snowballs,

a snowball hit the little mound I made with a *plop, only then do I look up at the darkened sky,

it's all snowballs, I hurriedly burrow myself underground in the snow to wait for the snowball storm to pass,

the pelting above my head died down plop my head out to the surface,

all my work got destroyed, I look over to side and see she isn’t any better off than me,

our gazes meet, we both nod our heads, there is nothing needed to be said,

I start up my snowball factories again, it’s a good thing snow is so light, I won't be able to do this with any other material, though I'm not sure about liquids,

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I use multiple sucks to draw in the surrounding snow and even more sucks upon sucks to compact it creating a sturdy wall,

the snow golems see this and bring out the big guns, in this case, a snow cannon, the snow cannon launches a massive snowball with a loud BOOM hitting directly at my wall and blowing a large chunk out of it,

I keep running the suck program to continue building and repairing my wall, I will build a wall, a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, I will build a great wall separating me and them and have the snowmen pay for it,

Intelligence up

the wall is building itself quite nicely if I do say so myself, the sound of snow cannons continue ringing, blowing holes, ripping chunks and cracking my beautiful wall,

wait, what if I reinforce my wall with mana? I use suck on my wall, now sucking in mana from the surroundings and into my wall, my wall only seems to glow a bit, but overall the strength increased dramatically,

Cheat skill: Succ levelled up

now for my offence, I suck some snowballs together, forming a large snowball,

I compress the snowball down using suck and physically squishing it down to half its size, now this snowball is as hard as a rock,

I aim the snowball at one of the snowmen peeking out a gap in the snow castle, arm tensing up, I use all my strength to launch the snowball and add multiple sucks to speed it up,

the snowball rips through the air with a sonic BOOM connecting with the snowman, obliterating a large portion of their castle along with it,

Accuracy levelled up

HAHAHA, this is fun! Side hasn’t been doing nothing this whole time either, chucking snowballs by the dozen with her wind magic, occasionally even throwing a rock to the mix,

wearing down the fortress consistently while they were focusing on my wall, I throw some normal snowballs with just my arm strength,

they zip through the air hitting close to some golems and occasionally hitting them, knocking down parts of the castle as well,

explosions ring through the air as snowballs collide and walls crumble, snow golems disintegrating on contact and rising up again from the ground providing reinforcements for the war

Accuracy levelled up

it seems that this castle is being held together by the golems magic and taking out the golem also destroys that part of the castle,

side manages to take out some of the golems making the castle crumble, even more, the remaining golems take out some snow ballista’s and snow trebuchets, aiming at the cracks they made in my snow wall or creating more,

an earthshattering boom accompanied with pure white blocks my vision,

a blurred something wooshed past my right side cleaving a truck-sized hole through all my defences and out the back

I look next to me rigidly, out the massive gaping hole and shiver

THAT WAS CLOSE!

I ramp up my snowball speed, making the snowballs float behind me and chucking them with sucks,

if someone could read minds right now all they would hear is ‘sucksucksucksucksucksuck’

I throw my own snowballs along with the mass-produced ones pelting the snow castle like a hailstorm,

Cheat skill: Succ levelled up

with that, we won the epic snow war against the snowmen that will be talked about for centuries,

or not, since we killed everything and snowmen can't talk,

I join up with side and begin collecting their golem cores,

the cores are cool to the touch but side still seems grossed out with me rubbing them,

Level up Title Get!: Snowball warrior

feeling content after that battle we head down the mountain

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Status confirmed

Name: Sucksuke Level: 45 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1413.775/1413.775 MP: -- Str: 103 (+25.75) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 48 (+4.8) Agi: 35 (+10.5) End: 48 (+4) Vit: 47 (+6.35) Int: 33 (-19.8) Wis: 4 (-2.4) Unspent points: 5   Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 23 Regeneration lvl 17/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 6/20 Night vision lvl 4/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Accuracy lvl 3/10   Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength Snowball warrior