There is no god

I lay here, Curled in a little ball safe from the outside monsters, That devil old man, Those torture devices, This cursed world. I breathe in another ragged breath just thinking of the pain, My tears long since run dry as my soul left heaven and fell directly into hell. When the pain crashed down on me, I felt like I lost something important.

Oh, stop exaggerating you baby

Ignore the devil ignore thedevil ignorethedevil

Don’t you have other things you want to test out before setting out into the world?

W-wait!

‘’I-I-I I have to go outside?’’ if it's like this in heaven I don’t even want to imagine earth, But then again what did I spend so much time making a body if I don’t use it. Sigh fiiiine ‘’Do I have a task or something?’’

Sorta, But you don’t have to do it

An optional quest?! GREAT ‘’What is it?’’ 

 I want you to kill the demon king

''That’s what you call optional?!''

Please, I’m begging you, Kill him, The universe is better without him

‘‘What does he look like?’’ I can't just go in blind without even knowing what he looks like

You will know. And trust me, When you meet him, You will want to kill him as well

Oh how bad can it be?, Some super scary demon? This old man is more terrifying. Likes torturing children? A victim of child abuse is right here, Insanely powerful? I'm talking to a freaking god. Geez, What kind of person is the demon king if this monster is scared of him? I don't even want to know.

Anyways, in fiction, it’s popular for Beastkins to have a weakness like grabbing their tail, and now that I have a tail myself, I always wondered what it would be like if I *grab*

*lightning bolt* a tingle envelops my whole body as I ‘’aah~’’

w-what? W-why is my face so hot? D-did I just make that noise?

This high sensitivity might be more than I thought *blush* N-No! no good! Nope, nope nopety nope

I-I wonder if my ears are the same… *Aaah~*

are you done touching yourself?

AAAh! Standing erect straight up like a soldier, I see the old man looking with at me with a disappointed face, Oi! What’s with that face?

Here you go

He hands me a long shirt while looking away. Looking down, I just realized I was naked the whole time. T-this is embarrassing!

''We shall never mention this again!'' I Put on the low-quality shirt that could be mistaken for a potato sack, and oh look at the time ‘’I think it’s about time I leave’’

The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.

Yes, I agree, I will open the portal now Clapping his hands together, A hole appears in the floor

‘’T-this is quite high up’’ the temperature drops and i begin shivering. clapping his hands together again, A light shines on my body

Don’t worry about the height, I just blessed you so your body will withstand the fall from here, It will last until you reach the ground safely.

E-even still, This is higher than the clouds.

You need a space suit to breathe at this level.

Just because someone says its safe doesn’t mean you would jump out of an airplane no questions asked

‘’I think I want to postpone this trip’’ turning around, I see the old Bestie behind me with his foot up. Don’t tell me you’re, oh yes it looks like he is. ‘’this is madness!’’ I don’t want to go down that hole!

THIS.

No, please

IS.

I don’t want to do this

SPARTA!!! *kick*

‘’FUUUUUuuuuuuun yooouuuu ‘’ *THUMP*

OI, THAT WASN’T NICE!

good thing I chose to be a cat, or I would’ve landed face first! Talk about making an entrance, Falling out of the sky and turning into a meteor isn’t something you do willingly.

FUNK all my clothes burned off during the fall! If someone sees me I don’t even want to know what they would do to a small naked boy they find out in the wild *shivers* now where am I?

Stepping out of the crater, I take a look at the surroundings.

Ominous black trees, Trees, Trees, A rock, Red grass. Looks like I’m in a forest, Does the rest of the world look this demonic?

it's getting a bit chilly, What time is it? Looking up, The sun is right above me, It looks to be around noon so I have a bit of time to work with, Is the sky this ominous red everywhere? God said something about an item box? I wonder what he put in it? Hmm how do you use it again ‘’item box’’

A small square appears inside my mind, Is this how it works? There’s nothing except a note, How do you get things in/out? I try taking it out by imagining a hand going there and picking it up, Lo and behold… nothing happens, I try focusing on the note while chanting out out out out

And it's out! Eyeing the note in my hand, It reads

‘’You thought I would give you starter gear? LOL, Good joke, Get it yourself .P.s I would start looking for clothes and shelter now if I was you’’

FOOOOORRKING GOOOOOOOOOD!

Sigh, Better start looking for shelter, What would Bear Grylls do? Probably eat bugs and drink piss, Both of which I don’t plan on doing right now or probably ever.

Walking around, I spot nothing interes-*trip* OUCH FLOCK AAAAAHH

You took 6 damage

I-it doesn’t hurt or anything! I lost 6 hp from tripping! stupid small legs and low field of view, It might take a while for me to fully accustomed to using this small body and I don’t think I can fix this shelter problem anytime soon, but first I have a few things to test out.

Staring at a rock in front of me really hard I wave my hand at it while shouting ‘’SUCK!’’ even though its only level 1, It's still a cheat skill right?

Cheat skills are meant to be powerful right?

Wrong, As the rock only wiggled a little, Despite my efforts.

‘’WHAT IS THIS CARP!’’ If one won't do then I just need more!

‘’SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK!’’ the rock moved towards me a little. SUCCESS! I moved a rock the size of a child’s fist a whole 10cm…

IT SUCKS!!

What’s worse than when it sucks? When it doesn’t suck.

Is this a paradox? It sucks at sucking, Therefore it sucks? Does that make me the sucker?

Do I suck or not?

Sigh it might take a while before succ becomes useful, At least I have regen lv 1 right? Weird how I set regen to high yet I only got lvl 1, I need to test how powerful that is first

Using my nail to cut the tip of my finger a small trail of blood drips out.

You took 1 damage

5 min later and my finger is completely fine now though it did bleed for most that time.

Yup. 5 min to heal a paper-cut.

USELESS!

I thought I was gonna get some insane regeneration factor, maybe spout some one-liners or break the fourth wall

I hope you become great in the future, But for now, It looks like I’m all alone

*Growl*

OKAY LOOKS LIKE IM NOT ALONE!

I think the blood attracted them. NO GOOD, No good, Looking around, It seems I have been surrounded while I was concentrating on other things.

Black shadows appear and disappear behind the trees, Feline instincts screaming RUN RUN! SOMEWHERE HIGH! following the commands, Since that seems like the logical thing to do at this moment, I rush to the nearest tree and using my claws/nails to climb up the trunk and hop to the sturdiest branch *HIISSSS~*.

SCARY