Title get, dungeon diver
I let go of my massive ‘sword’ and double over to puke my guts out, by splattering the centipede with my sword that means I'm the first one in its blast radius, I am now covered head to toe in rotten bug guts and maggots, it went up my nose and in my mouth! I instantly leave to a cleaner area and un-equip my clothes, pouring water and scrubbing like I've never scrubbed before, with new cuts all over my body, bright red skin and a puddle of sludge beneath my feet, I am now cleansed,
the worst part was scrubbing my hair with nails as it kept getting in the way, eventually I gave up on cleaning my hair and just shaved it all off removing all that filth with it and scrubbing my head directly, the ears were a problem because of how sensitive they are, I had to be extra careful when cleaning the inside of my ears but I still managed to cut them up *cries, I found out that a cut to my ears is 20x more painful than my body, and don’t get me started on my tail, just touching it gave shivers down my body not to mention scrubbing to get all the gore out,
I even used some leaves found in forests as a natural soap to get rid of the smell that is still burning my nose, I washed my mouth so many times I lost count but the taste still remains, washing my own back wasn’t as hard as I thought it would since I had feline flexibility to bend my arms and reach everywhere, a few hours later and here I am, squeaky clean, full of cuts, bald, crying in pain and standing on a puddle of filth and gore,
I take out my equipment to find its already clean to my surprise, it appears that dirt and gore doesn’t count as ‘being attached’ to an object so I can just put clothes in my item box to clean them, I test this out by getting my cloak wet and inserting it into my item box and getting it out, lo and behold, the cloak is dry now, but this brings up even more questions like where do you draw the line for something to be attached or not? Is it up to interpretation? Can I specify exactly what to put in?
I am now fully equipped and all healed up with a full head of hair, I move to the place where the treasure chest is to find a metallic glowing chest, side walks here perfectly clean since she was far enough away from the blast zone for it to miss her, ‘’what do we do?’’ she asks me, ‘’well, open the dang thing of course’’ what else do you do to a treasure chest,
I hook my fingers under the lid of the chest and lift it slowly, light seeps out of the cracked lid as I squint my eyes and continue to open the chest dramatically, the lid is now fully open and a lot heavier than you would think, the room is bathed in light coming from the chest as my eyes adjust to the newfound source of light, inside the chest is a fancy sword, some boots, a chest-piece, some money and a wand, ‘’ hey identify, tell me about these items’’
Leather boots of speed – increased speed when wearing, provides medium defence to feet Magisteel sword – a sword made out of magisteel, durable and sharp, has a sharpness enchantment 1 gold 8 silver and 3 iron, worth 18300 copper treant wand – a wand made from a treant branch, improves conversion of mana, increases affinity to wood, makes plants easier to control steel chest piece – a chest piece made out of steel, protects your chest and sides
the magisteel sword looks like a normal steel sword but faintly glowing, it has some elaborate designs on its hilt and guard making it look high class, I put on my new boots, the boots go up to my knees and have a raised heel, its pretty comfy and warm, the design reminds me of cowboy boots a little, I put on the chest piece, its exactly the name, an armour that covers the chest and sides, sadly that is the only thing this covers,
the chest piece is in the shape on an upside down U with the sides covering my sides and the curve covering my chest but leaving my back exposed, it reminds me of those female armours you see in games where it has nothing to cover your stomach and emphasizing your chest, I wear it anyways since I don’t feel like getting stabbed in the chest and it at least provides some protection, also my cloak will cover my back so no one will notice that gaping target painted for all assassins to use,
with my new gear on, my ‘high heeled’ cowboy boots, steel pants, stomachless chest piece and grey cloak, I look like a kid cosplaying as a female knight, coupled with my childish looks which can be taken either way, I look like a short-haired cat Beastkin female knight, a-a-at l-least i-its not that mankini… right?
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I give the wand over to side and she starts crying and thanking me for the gift, well not actually crying but her equivalent, I try to calm her down, pat her, all that stuff but she cries harder because of how much I care… what can I do about you?
I sigh and walk over to the remaining door, why did I waste my steel sword on the hinge when I can just use my nails? I do a finger chop on the hinges of the door and they cut through after 3 tries with little effort, I store the massive door in my item box and we leave the dungeon, oh yeah, I have some points from levelling up, I put four points in wisdom and the rest in strength
Intelligence and wisdom now reach average, retard title removed Title get, crossdresser Title get, natural airhead
… what?
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Status: It's a Trap!
Name: Sucksuke Level: 50 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1413.775/1440.45 MP: -- Str: 122 (+30.5) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 50 (+5) Agi: 40 (+12) End: 50 (+4) Vit: 47 (+6.35) Int: 36 (-7.2) Wis: 25 (-5) Unspent points: 0 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 29 Restore lvl 20/50 Accuracy lvl 6/10 Item box lvl 9/20 Night vision lvl 5/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity
martial arts: hand-to-claw combat lvl 4/10 sharp claws MAX swordsmanship
swordbreaker style lvl 6/10
Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Natural airhead hold E to heal cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength Snowball warrior Dungeon diver Cross-dresser