Level up

I want to hug her but she might break and it would be uncomfortable hugging a cardboard cut out, patting her head is also out of the option… now that I think about it, any sort of physical contact would be really awkward with her being so fragile and 2D, she is what you call a true class cannon

It's about time we head to another city ‘’do you know where the next city is?’’ I ask side, ‘’hmm, w-we are at the *&%&^ mountains so if we continue walking in that direction we will arrive at the %^$^ city’’ what's up with those names? Why are they beeped out? We begin heading over in that direction, across the mountain, side is still tied to me using a long rope and flying around due to the wind, at least this way I don’t have to chase after her down the mountain, but the constant ‘awawawawawa’ in the background is a little bit annoying,

While I'm at it, I spend all my points into wisdom; sadly it isn’t high enough to break through ten to get rid of my retard title, talking about titles, I got a new one recently ‘’hey identify, tell me about my new title’’

Snowball warrior – increases stats when in snow, increases damage when using snowballs, granted to those who beat snowmen in their own game,

I take a look at my new title, it seems useful but a little bit vague ‘increases stats/damage’ by what? 10%? 100%? And what is ‘using snowballs’? to throw it? Make a sword out of it? Oh well,

It is night time now, I sit down to eat lunch, untie side as we sit together under an overhang In the mountain, we had to beat up some wolves to get this spot though but it was worth it for this view,

the view we get while sitting under this overhang is simply breathtaking, that is, if I could see far enough to register anything other than pitch black, how far up are we? This mountain is pretty tall but that’s because I have nothing to compare it to, this is just a singular mountain in the middle of nowhere, what is wrong with this world?

Why is the geography so wonky? Why haven’t we met anyone when this is supposed to be a public quest? I take off my clothes, gag my mouth and prepare to go to bed, this is the easiest way for me to grind regeneration levels other than being really reckless during fights, and if I do that during fights I might accidentally kill myself, I set a few more gravity increasing sucks on myself as I go to bed

I wake up with a muffled half scream and half something else, I feel like my pain receptors are being wonky, but I'm not complaining, I take a shower away from side and eat breakfast, its good to have a set schedule to do things but if you miss one day all your hard work keeping up would go down the drain, that’s what happened with my daily workouts, I stopped gaining stats and became slack, skipping days and now I just forget to do them, I should go back to that one day,

Regeneration levelled up

Oh! Times up, I get dressed and leave this mountain along with side, along the way down we encounter a large opening on the side of the mountain, it’s a cave ‘’do you want to explore it?’’ I ask side, ‘’i-it might be a dungeon, but that would be a good thing since they have lots of materials’’ huh, are dungeons similar to mines in this world? Where you get rare ores and monsters? we enter the cave

You have entered the dungeon of rocks

Dungeon of rocks… what is in here? We enter deeper into the cave, all there is are some rocks, I guess this dungeon is true to its name, one of the rocks tremble before popping out arms and opening its eyes

Geodude rock face thing, level 29 threat 30% a rock with a face and arms, it can use earth magic

Now we are ripping off Pokémon? That is clearly a geodude, what's next? Onyx? Graveler? The geodude slams its arms at the floor causing the entire cave to rock and stalactites to fall from the roof, I dodge the falling spikes by twisting and turning my body at weird angles, side just casts an earth barrier overhead I close into the geodude and swipe my claws gauging out a large chunk with my nails, I take another swipe while dodging a rock bullet to fully kill this thing, it seems all rock type monsters are golems with crystals inside them, but when is side ever going to help? I pretty much did all the work myself while she gets KO’d early on

‘’do you have any magic that are effective against rock monsters?’’ now that I think about it, she is pretty useless against all magic types, weak against fire, water, gets blown away by wind, gets shook around by earth, what kind of magician are you? ‘’u-um I can use plants to stop and crush them?’’

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then why haven’t you been doing it! sigh, birds of a feather flock together they say, one useless person attracts more, ‘’can you use it against the next opponent then?’’ she nods her head enthusiastically and we continue on with our dungeon dive, side occasionally points at a rock and says its valuable so I collect it, we encounter a large snake made of rocks with a conspicuous stone horn on its head

Onyx rock snake, level 35 threat 32%, a snake made of many segments of rocks, it like ramming into things with its horn

The giant pokemon takes up a third of the cave, I thought it was a boulder at first before it opened its eyes, side waves her left arm and vines entangle the behemoth, the giant snake opens its mouth to roar as the vines clamp down on it, getting into all the cracks and segments, growing bigger to widen the cracks and even detatching the rocks, watching a bunch of vines basically disassemble a massive snake and grow on it, crunching down and shattering the rocks while the poor snake golem thing is still alive is unnerving, I take back what I said about you side, just use plant magic from now on,

The vines crunch the boulders to dust before retreating back into the earth leaving a single crystal atop a mound of debris, I walk up to the crystal and pocket it into my storage as we venture deeper into the dungeon,

I feel my cat senses tingling and look over to my right, in there, behind a stalagmite is an oddly box-shaped rock, I won't fall for that! I pick up a rock and chuck it at the cube, the rock hits the cube with a hollow thunk and bounces off leaving a tiny dent on the side, I guess the coast is clear, I walk over to the box behind the stalagmite and crouch, are there any traps? I touch around the box-shaped rock before finding a lip near the top,

I hook my fingers under that and open the lid of the now confirmed treasure chest, inside is a metal sword, some silver and some metal pants, SCORE! I get the loot from the chest into my item box, ill put it on later, suddenly I feel something drop onto my head Tsss AAAAAHHH HY HEAD IS MELTINNGG I hurriedly grab whatever was on my head and throw it to the ground as hard as I can, with a loud Splat my assailant becomes clear, it was a slime, the slime is now pulling itself together with a crystal in the center, that must be the core, I reach in, grab the core and put it in my inventory, the slime, now coreless returns to being a puddle, I take a bit of the puddle too since that is a good acid, i know from first head experience.

I walk along with side, I'm bald, and she’s one-handed as we continue to conquer this dungeon 

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Name: Sucksuke Level: 47 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1413.775/1413.775 MP: -- Str: 103 (+25.75) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 48 (+4.8) Agi: 35 (+10.5) End: 48 (+4) Vit: 47 (+6.35) Int: 33 (-19.8) Wis: 19 (-11.4) Unspent points:   Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 24 Regeneration lvl 18/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 7/20 Night vision lvl 4/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Accuracy lvl 3/10   Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength Snowball warrior