Johnny (Voicemail)
"Hey man, I thought Frankie and I were home free. Some weird stuff is happening. I can see me outside, cept' last time I checked I was me. I musta hit my head pretty hard on the window from before. Frankie keeps looking back and forth between me and the other guy that kinda looks like me. I don't get it, how could there be more than one of me? He's just walking around and talking to folks. You know what? I'm gonna go confront this guy. Frankie, stay here! I'll be back."
Johnny (Voicemail)
"So apparently the guy wasn't me? He's something called an Elvis impersonator. He was really nice actually. He complimented my Elvis accent. I tried to tell him it's the real me but he only smiled and said "Yeah, sure. Me too." I don't get it though, what's the point of these impersonator guys? Would the world collapse if people thought I was dead so these guys keep up the ruse so know one knows. I'm relieved he's not here to kill and replace me. But also how is it Al-I mean Frankie didn't know about this either? Oh well, take it easy Admiral. I'll call you again soon. Hopefully with good news."
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Bonus entry taken from the Elvis impersonators perspective.
It was a nice day. Sunny, a light breeze, plenty of tourists to chat with and get photo ops. I was wearing my good white jumpsuit, my good shades, I had my hair done just right. All and all it was gonna be a good money making day. I was talking to a lady, young, easy on the eyes. Then this guy came up to me in a storm and started asking if I was him. Asking if I was some kind of clone. He had a good Elvis impression. I'll give him that. I explained I'm an Elvis impersonator. The real one died a long time ago. He frowned at first, then he smiled. He told me he was the real Elvis.Yeah me too pal. He wasn't even dressed like him. When did Elvis ever casually wear a black T-shirt and blue jeans? He thanked me for keeping his spirit alive. It was at this point I told him he needs to leave. I don't know who that guy was or what he deal was but that was weird.