Elvis (Voicemail)
"So I finally took the disguise for a spin. Asked a pretty lady for directions. It was the weirdest thing too she turned around and gave me a big old judo throw, wound up on my back. Okay yeah, so that was weird. Whatever I'm going to give it another chance."
Elvis (Voicemail)
Elvis rolls a 9 on an Intelligence check
"Uuuuuuuh, yeah so same thing. I walked over to another lady and asked her for directions to the north shore dock. Then the lady made a face at me and flipped me on my ass. What the heck is going on? Maybe my pronunciation isn't perfect but I'm confident I got the jist across. I don't know man…you know I feel like I'm saying that a whole heck of a lot these days. Men, I tell ya."
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Elvis (Voicemail)
Elvis rolls a 15 on a intelligence check
"Okay finally got a sort of favorable response. I walked up to a man this time. I asked my question and he raised an eyebrow but gave me a response in a heavy accent but also helpfully pointed the correct way. Al and I don't have any kind of vehicle and we don't have much cash left. We decided to bite the bullet and take public transportation. Specifically a train ride from the south up to the north. We are gonna leave tomorrow. I hope the craziness is behind us now. I mean how bad could a train ride be, right?"
Elvis (Voicemail)
"We made it to the station. Elvis rolls an 8 on a diplomacy check. The teller gave me a similar look the the gentleman from before. I guess it's just not my day. Al wrote something for the man on a sheet of paper. He smiled and finally sold us our passes. We're just waiting to board now. It's a nice enough looking train. It's older looking model well kept, a few rust marks here and there. It's an awfully strange off green that I'm not a fan of but whatever. As long as it gets us from A to B, you know? Anyways, we should be on the move again soon dude. Can't wait, I could use a few hours on a train to relax. Well, bye for now man.