(Taken From Costa Rica Policia radio)
Translated from Spanish -
Guard 1 "Hey have you seen either of the prisoners from A35?"
Guard 2 "The Elvis impersonator and that mercenary?"
Guard 1 "Yeah, that's them. there cell had some flooding so we moved them to a cell on the other end"
Guard 2 "Okay, I'll go check on the…THE PRISONERS ARE GONE! I REPEAT, THE PRISONERS ARE GONE! ELVIS HAS LEFT THE PRISON!"
(A report from the desk of Lieutenant Inspector Fransisco Cruz)
Translated from Spanish
Chief Inspector we have discovered the method of escape made by the two prisoners. We have several witnesses saying they saw the pair talking during free time the day before. We also found supplies missing from several work areas. The missing items in question are;
* Two guards uniforms
* one pair of sunglasses
* Two children's Junior deputy badges
* Some random utensils from the cafeteria (A fork and a knife to be exact)
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There were also some pieces of cardboard cut in the trash room. The prisoners made makeshift guard disguises and walked out the front gate before the guards noticed them missing. They were last seen heading north. I have men combing the area north of here.
We will find them.
Elvis (Voicemail)
"Admiral. Hey man, Alejandro says we're gonna be leaving the country. I'm fine with flying but he says we're gonna take a boat trip through the Caribbeana. Hope we don't run into any pirates. What was that guy's name? From the movie? Jim? Anyways I'll try to get a message out the next time we make port. I guess this is goodbye San Jose. Thank you…thank you very much."
(A report from the desk of Lieutenant Inspector Fransisco Cruz)
Translated from Spanish
Chief Inspector, we managed to home I'm on the escaped prisoners. After questioning many of the locals we were able to narrow the search significantly. Unfortunately the prisoners must have been tipped off. When we burst into the warehouse it had been completely cleared out and abandoned. I wonder if we aren't being led in circles. Their next step would most likely be to head for the waterfront. There is no time to waste. We mustn't let them leave port.
(A report from the desk of Lieutenant Inspector Fransisco Cruz)
Translated from Spanish
Chief inspector! We found them! Caught them preparing to leave port. I ordered my men to engage head on while I tried to flank from behind. This Elvis is truly a dangerous man. He dodged bullets like he knew they were coming. The officers rolled a 5 and a 1 respectively Meanwhile his cohort gunned down several of my men. Alejandro rolled two nat 20's. No seriously. I attempted to board the boat as it was pulling out of port but the slick deck proved too difficult to hold. Inspector Cruz rolled a 5 on acrobatics I was plugged into the ocean. When I awoke at the hospital I was informed the prisoners had yet again escaped my pursuit. I plan on asking for a visa directly from the department of security to continue the search. I will not rest until I have recaptured these men and brought them to justice.