"Sensei, when is the special exam coming up?"

"Shut up, Akimiyashika. I didn't say you could speak."

Well met.

"Y-Yes, I'm so sorry!"

"But... It will be around this month, still, for sure."

"Thank you for the confirmation, sensei!"

Why is Akimiyashika looking so forward into this!? Are we going to get fucked yet again? Please no...

The current situation was just like any other. After lunch, we resumed classroom, but for the very first time, all students from this class were actually present. Thus, Akimiyashika took the chance to boldly say such words like those.

Honestly, I was once again clueless. The last special exam not only gave us consequences that we didn't want to face, but we lost to the girls unfairly.

Our consequence for invading the girls' dorm had yet to be announced. That's right. I was simply just waiting around in order to know what sort of hell awaits me next.

Just give me the damn consequence already.

Why am I still here? Just to suffer?

No, seriously. Answer me, this.

Am I?

"Ah... I have... well..."

Even though I was paying zero attention to class, I couldn't help but notice the reluctance in Basara-sensei's words. This was so unlike him. Ultimately, as he was about to say his words, he put down the book of the current subject on his desk.

"Sensei, what's wrong? You seem down."

"Yes! It's unusual to see sensei down like this!"

Kanawari and Hinagiku were right. Something was off.

Basara-sensei was acting worried. He was showing actual human emotion.

This is news. I didn't know that monsters could harbor such weak feelings.

"Sigh... I... Have something important to say to you all."

What is this?

What the hell was happening.

As long as his next words aren't 'ZA WARUDO' then I'm really looking forward to them.

"It's alright, sensei! You can tell us anything, no matter how embarrassing!"

"Tsudo, shut up! This is actually important!"

"Aye!!"

Collecting his pose, Basara-sensei adjusted his necktie in the meantime. To follow that up, he took a deep breath.

"A new teacher will be coming in a few minutes..."

"WOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"HELL YEAH!!! DARK RULER NO MORE!!!"

"LET'S PARTY ALL NIGHT TODAY, DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!"

"THE DEMON'S GOING BACK TO THE ABYSS AT LAST!!"

Unable to contain our excitement after hearing Basara-sensei's words, Tsudo, Kawahara, and Kan shouted those heated words out loud.

By the way, the last words belonged to me.

Yet we immediately cooled down as soon as we looked at Basara-sensei.

"I will kill you four punks if you don't shut the fuck up right at this instant."

It can't be helped. Despite our enormous excitement about this new information, we couldn't really afford to die while the demon's still at power.

"Sensei... I'll miss you, though."

"What are you on about Ikkiri? Why would you miss me?"

"Eh? That's because... you'll be leaving right?"

"What? No."

Wait, what?

"All that's going to happen is the following: the government has agreed that instead of only having one teacher that you people needed more than one teacher. All this because some horny teenagers couldn't fucking contain themselves and decided to storm a certain gender's dorm out of the blue."

It wasn't out of the blue. But Basara-sensei refuses to accept my argument about Kuzan.

Plus, I'm worried now. All my excitement vanished since Basara-sensei said he wasn't leaving.

Fuck you. How dare you play with my hopes like this.

"Wait... we stormed the girls' dorm? What for?"

I forgot to mention something. Rayazaki had officially lost his memory.

And, of course, I am to fucking blame. All of it, my fault. Rayazaki lost a certain portion of his memory thanks to my Brachial stun.

"You really don't remember...?"

Hinagiku was already aware of this, but since it's only been a few hours, she was still suspicious about it.

Rayazaki's case was different from Akihiko. Rayazaki's reason for losing his memory was actually justifiable and I had the full knowledge of it.

"Sorry... I just can't remember anything after King George woke us up at 4 am for some reason..."

Hypothetically speaking, how mad would Rayazaki be when he got all of his memories back?

He's a pain in the ass. He's fine as he is now.

I'm pretty sure he would be up on my ass 24/7 if he got his memories back.

"No use on playing dumb, evidence was already shown. As so, to counterattack this sort of malicious and perverted behavior, the government decided that having one teacher was too little. I did give you all too much freedom, honestly. I just didn't think that you'd all be such dumbfucks."

Freedom!? We were fucking enslaved for weeks! That's the exact opposite of freedom you heartless devil!

"Sensei, if I may ask, for what purpose will we receive a new teacher? We weren't in the wrong here."

"I know, Arkalee. The problem is, it doesn't matter which side is right or wrong in this scenario. The decision was already made by the government and thus, you will all receive a new teacher. I won't be leaving, we will simply instead have our own respective subjects to teach."

"Ah, I see... So you won't teach us all the subjects from now on?"

"Yes, I won't. Furthermore, instead of having me as your homeroom teacher, she will be the one. Therefore, you will all see her a lot more instead of me."

Hm?

Did I just hear that correctly?

Her?

"S-Sensei, could it be that... we are getting a female teacher...?!"

Hinagiku unable to contain her excitement, while swinging her blue hair around, slams the palm of her hands into the table.

"Yes..."

"That's amazing!"

Wait... Something's very wrong.

While the whole girls were celebrating, well, almost all, I noticed that something was oddly wrong about this situation.

Was Basara-sensei someone who would act so worried just because this happened?

"Sensei, why are you acting so worried about this new teacher?"

Hyunda, breaking his own silence, formed the question that was in my mind.

"Ah... It's just that... well... you'll see."

Fuck, I'm worried. This is freaking me out.

If that monster is acting worried then what the fuck is in store for us!?

Is this new teacher someone who is capable of superior malicious acts?

Why would Basara-sensei show such visible worry like this?!

"Hey, sensei, if you're not the homeroom teacher anymore, then is this new bitch gonna be the one who will be in charge of the upcoming special exams?"

"Yes, this new bitch will be in charge of that, Kawahara."

Is it just me or did Basara-sensei agree with Kawahara out of spite for this new teacher or am I missing something here?

"Well, the time is up. Everyone, I wish you luck. I'll see you all tomorrow."

Basara-sensei's last words put everyone in silence. He just up and left the classroom while looking in front with an exasperated expression.

Now, what could I expect from this new teacher?

Shit, I have no idea. I wish I had some sort of idea because then I would be allowed to form speculations, but no.

Nothing.

"Hey, are you excited about this?"

I tried asking her this question, but she's still salty about our past argument.

Perhaps she noticed that my intentions weren't to know whether or know she was excited about this new teacher, but rather, to get her to talk.

I've been meaning to ask her about what happened to the 'convincing the other girls to drop their charge on us' but she doesn't want to talk.

It's not a priority but it's just a curiosity of mine.

Regardless, I didn't exactly hold a particular grudge about it. If she failed to do anything then that's fine. The outcome was already decided a long time ago.

"Don't talk to me. I'll stab you with my pen the next time you do."

Shit, she's serious. At least she's considerable about this and didn't give me the immediate silent treatment without a warning.

Whatever the case, everyone's attention was drawn into one place alone.

The main door was being slowly open.

"Ahhh.... Is this the right one...? It is, right? It has to be... Oh no, they're all staring at me...!"

Weird. A person just looked at us through the door entrance while only showing a bit of her face and she closed the door immediately.

"..........."

And then, yet again, she...

"I-I-I-I have to, don't I?! Come on, you can do it...!"

This is really weird. I can't tell if someone just got lost or if that person right there is our supposed new teacher...

"Um... Do you need help!?"

"This is our classroom, in case if you are wondering..."

Hinagiku and Rayazaki came forward to the door and said those words to the suspicious individual.

"I-It's an angel..."

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"Eh? Where's the angel?"

"She's probably referring to you, no?"

I'm not sure if Rayazaki meant to flirt or anything like that, but one thing is for certain, old Rayazaki would have trash-talked Hinagiku right there at that moment.

What the fuck is this?

Another white knight in the making?

"E-Eh...!"

"W-Well, that's what I think at least..."

If Rayazaki keeps this behavior up then I will make sure to bring his memories back. I do have some experience when it comes to dealing with people who suffer from amnesia.

Realistically speaking, he will be thirsty for revenge, but this white knight behavior is unexcusable.

We do not need a Sagasuga 2.0.

"Excuse me, but are you the new teacher?"

"Ah... Y-Yes, I am!"

Answering Tatsu's question, our apparent new teacher slams the door to the left as if to make her stand.

I did not expect this.

I wasn't expecting anything at all, because I didn't know what to expect, but I didn't expect a teacher that was a complete nerve rack.

But, I guess my virgin classmates were too busy staring at her somewhat big boobs and somewhat big ass.

I guess I'm also a virgin too.

"!"

W-What was that just now?!

Why did I feel an intense stare? I was going to die if I kept staring, weren't I?

"Hey, are you really the new teacher? You seem too incompetent to be someone who that demon was cautiously speaking about just now."

Kawahara got down to business as expected. He probably couldn't overlook the idiocy that was going down.

"D-D-D-Demon!? Who are you talking about?"

"Huh? Don't play dumb, woman. I'm talking about the only demon that's capable of actually keeping us, criminals, all in one place."

Who would've thought that Kawahara secretly had respect for Basara-sensei deep down. Plus, he's right. If it wasn't for Basara-sensei then we would've behaved however the hell we pleased.

"Please excuse his wrong words, he's dumb."

"Oi!!"

"He's talking about a man named Basara Tenma, our previous homeroom teacher."

It was beyond me as to why someone thought that Kawahara and Akimiyashika paired up in the same table would not result in a chaotic combination.

"My words aren't wrong, you know! Don't interrupt me every fucking time!"

"Your conduct is horrible, someone had to correct it."

"That's not the problem damn it!"

And so, they started to argue, again. I mean again because they argue a whole lot. Only when Kawahara opens his mouth though. Aside from that, Akimiyashika doesn't really mind.

"Eh... So you really a senpai's students! What a relief! I was starting to think that I was in the wrong place, hahaha!"

Wait, did she just say senpai?

Then...

"Wait, wait, there's something going on!? You mean to say that Basara-sensei has someone?! This is news!"

Now, this was just unnecessary. This is such a girly development. Of course, Sana just couldn't resist this chance.

"Now that you mention it, sensei seems a bit ripped from the outside. His uniform fits him a bit too well. And our new sensei over here has a body to match that!"

Shizuku followed that up. Okay, but seriously, can't you people see that Basara-sensei has the persona of Satan incarnated? Why are you people assuming that such things happened in the first place?

"C-Can you imagine their relationship? H-How kinky do you think they are in be-"

"EHHHHHH!!!! Y-You three, what are you talking about! It's not like that!"

Tateyana just put the cherry on top with that question.

"I don't know about that! Sensei seemed worried when he was speaking about you! There's something going on, for sure!"

Ikkiri also couldn't resist speaking on the matter.

Why are all girls slaves to romance? Why?

Logic, please.

"A-Again, there's nothing going on! You've got it all wrong!"

"Aye, I don't really care, could you introduce yourself already?"

Hyunda seemed to be pretty impatient about this. Perhaps this whole gossip wasn't his cup of tea.

I wholeheartedly understand where he is coming from.

"O-Oh..."

"Wait a minute, Hyunda! Why are you being so rude!?"

"Rude? What makes you think that? I'm just assuming priorities. Plus, there's no way that there's some actual romance going on. Get over it."

"What!? That's totally unreasonable and you know it! Take a look at her! Do you think sensei could resist a body like that!?"

"Honestly, yes. Sensei's the type of guy to be able to hold his boner back in a beach full of nude models."

Hyunda's answer made Ikkiri blush for a second. She wasn't expecting the brutally honest truth.

"W-What does that have to do with it?"

"Just about everything. sensei doesn't seem like someone who would go crazy over a blonde bimbo like her just because."

Okay, Hyunda was going a bit too savage.

Blonde bimbo to someone who you just met? Damn bro.

"Hey... You're being rude, she can listen to you..."

"Don't care. Furthermore, I've seen sensei eat raw onions once. Someone who has eaten raw onions like he was eating an apple cannot ever have a proper romance."

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah. Also, I bet that sensei was just talking with caution due to how much of a failure this bimbo truly is. I bet that we could all just leave the room without any consequences whatsoever."

I seriously don't understand as to why Hyunda's saying such radical things, but one thing's certain...

She's not happy about it. She's been tic tocking her nails on Basara-sensei's table like crazy.

Something ticked her off.

"Hyunda... Was it?"

"Mhm? Yeah. My name is Hyunda. Hyunda Hajime. Got a problem?"

"Ah... I'll introduce myself. My name is Yukagari Mikazuchi. But you can just call me Yuka-sensei, if you prefer."

Well, she tells her name at last. She even bothered to grab chalk to write it on the board.

"So? Are you the new teacher or not, Mikazuchi?"

Oi!!! You just called her by her first name you savage!

"Ara ara, Hyunda, you seem to be a little bit out of the line."

"What can I say? Hate being normal, feels like I'm sick whenever I'm in a mood to be normal."

It was still a mystery to me as to why Hyunda was acting like this.

And besides, Yuka-sensei doesn't seem, someone, you should worry about in the first place.

There's nothing striking about her.

It's as if there's no catch here. Yet, knowing so, why was Basara-sensei acting so worried?

Makes no sense...

"But i-is that all you can say to me? Aren't you capable of saying harsher things?"

Hm? What is this?

"Oh, I am. I was just stupefied that such a dumb bitch like you who can't even understand that there's only one room in this entire damn block that is holding a class, is, in fact, the classroom you were supposed to direct yourself to from the start."

"A-Anymore spiteful words?!"

Huh? Wait, why is Yuka-sensei blushing?

"Well, there's also the fact that you are taking a Millennium to fully introduce yourself. It's beyond me as to why Basara-sensei acted the way he acted when you're this shit at what you do. What's the qualification for being a teacher nowadays even? Being fucking blonde? Hahaha."

"O-Oh!! S-So you're truly c-capable of unleashing such a deadly combination of evil words like that! M-More please!"

"H-Huh? Well, sure..."

Oh no...

Hyunda, you have to realize it before it's too late!

There's always a catch!!

"Since you'll be in charge of the special exams, I'm not expecting jackshit coming from you. It's probably something that even an elementary school student would pass anyway. Why bother with breathing when you're probably useless at everything you do? I guess you never realized it since you have that hair color but I bet you think your opinion straight up matters if you manage to get an erection or two from someone else... Um..."

Hyunda had not realized so far that he was getting baited into this.

There is an ultimate counter to roasting.

"Yes! That's it! Ahhhh!!! Those words, they hit the spot, right there! Such benevolence! Young ones are truly capable of performing radical acts without a shred of mercy! As expected of senpai's students!"

Damn it!

So this is was why Basara-sensei was worried!

She's a fucking masochist!

"......"

Realizing that there was no meaning into his words anymore, Hyunda created silence yet again.

"H-Hehehe."

Please don't say that!

What the hell was the government thinking, damn it?!

It's one thing to have a tyrant like Basara-sensei teaching us, but what the hell are we supposed to do against this masochistic bitch!?

"W-Well! I'm sorry about that! Just so you know, if anyone here behaves unproperly then I will have to apply brute methods, so, please! Let's all behave properly from now on!"

Her positive attitude was not a problem. What mattered is that our words were utterly useless against her.

Yuka-sensei even managed to beat Hyunda at his game.

But, now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense.

Basara-sensei wasn't worried because Yuka-sensei was someone that was far scarier but because she was a masochist.

And being a masochist for this type of job is extremely questionable.

"Yuka-sensei! Basara-sensei said we would have new subjects! Could you tell me more about that?!"

"Ohh!! You're the angel!"

"Yuka-sensei, her name is Hinagiku Mayabashi."

For some fucking reason, Rayazaki just had to correct Yuka-sensei.

What the fuck is mentally wrong with you?

How dare you act like such a beta? I'm starting to think that even Sagasuga can't fall this low.

"Y-Yes, that's my name..."

And why is she blushing!? Rayazaki, you disgrace of man, suicide right now!

"Aye, aye! Well, Hinagiku! From what I know, Basara-senpai has been teaching you all the basic subjects such as the mandatory set of languages, maths, science, geography, and morals. However, I will teach you all far more than that!"

"Ohhh!!! What will those subjects be!?"

"Ah, sorry, but, from now on, whenever speaking, could you say your name as you are about to finish your sentence? This way, I'll know for sure what you're name is!"

"My name is Ikkiri! Ikkiri Rikishima!"

It's hard to believe that these people actually committed crimes. What sort of psychopaths am I sharing this moment with? If given a thought, they must be incredibly dangerous to be able to act like this while masking their true nature.

"Ikkiri, huh? Well, for starters, lots of physical education!"

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!"

Kawahara apparently loves P.E.

I have no opinion about P.E.

"Yuka-sensei, why P.E of all subjects? Name's Akimiyashika."

"Eh... That's a long name. I'll just call you Aki."

That's what basically almost everyone calls her though. Her name's a literal essay.

"You see Aki, as your upcoming P.E teacher, I really need to see what you're all capable of. I also love fighting you see! I'm a black belt at Karate, hahaha!"

That's seriously worrying if Yuka-sensei's not lying.

"I see..."

Akimiyashika fell silent after hearing that. Of course, if she's actually related to Basara-sensei in the sense where she had the same academic training as him, then she could be equally dangerous.

I shouldn't judge her simply based on her masochistic tendencies. After all, Basara-sensei was most likely worried about her masochistic attitude, but it would not make any sense for him to be worried if the teacher was minimally competent, in which case, she might turn out to be.

"In addition to that, Citizenship will also be a new subject. Essentially, a lot of subjects that study moral things will be implemented."

Supposedly, this was predictable. This new teacher should come here with the purpose of enforcing our moral structure. Furthermore, to ensure that we don't commit the same mistakes again, I'm fairly sure that the government must have instructed Yuka-sensei with specific orders about that.

"Also---- Regarding your upcoming special exam, it will be realized on February 25th, so note that down, please!"

Well, that was good news. At least Yuka-sensei didn't have the same malicious tendencies as Basara-sensei.

However, there was still one question to be made.

"Yuka-sensei, what will the exam revolve around? My name's Daniel."

"Daniel? Isn't that an English name? Are you a foreigner?"

"Yeah... But please answer my question, it's serious."

Aside from the fact that I came to Japan when I was 3 years old, I was indeed born in America. The US to be more precise.

"I don't know... I haven't thought about it, but I will think about it, for sure!"

Wow, such encouraging words. In other words, basically look forward to another special exam where you know absolutely fucking nothing about it and if you just happen to lose then you may experience slavery round two again, hahaha.

It's seriously all funs and games until the consequences arrive. Which, by the way, I had yet to know our consequences for invading the girls' dorm.

After that, the class proceeded mediocrely.

Overall, the girls seemed to love the new teacher for some reason.

I really didn't have much of an opinion about her, unless we are talking about the masochistic side that she showed when Hyunda verbally abused her. Putting that aside, she seems to be a somewhat normal teacher.

Unless you fucking bring out her masochistic side. It's as if her entire existence is useless against our trash-talk.

End of the classroom.

Christ, I finally get to go back to the dorm.

I really wanted to catch up to some weekly animes like Cautious Hero or even Vinland Saga but I'm dead as fuck.

I'll just have to watch those at another time. And I really need to read the new Demon Slayer chapter.

Goddamn, Muzan's in for it.

But still. You know...

It's against my principles to bother someone unless that someone bothers you yet...

I might have to go against my own principles today.

"U-Um..."

"O-Oh... Rayazaki, do you need something? Did you forget to note down what Yuka-sensei said? I could borrow you some of my notes if you want..."

"A-Ah, actually, I noted them down! You told me, remember? Hahaha!"

"Is that so? Then, that must have been it!"

This is hard to watch.

I can almost feel this searing pain inside my soul.

To think that I had my calf broken by this fucking virgin.

"...So I was thinking, um... Isn't it the weekend in two days from now?"

"Hm? Yes... Now that you mention it. But, does something interesting happen at the weekend?"

I'm not sure as to how a Brachial turn could lead to this.

Almost everyone had left the classroom. Especially the boys. They must want to sleep with all their might.

So do I.

But, even though they left, only 5 people remained inside this classroom.

Me and my table partner. Yuka-sensei. And of course, Hinagiku and Rayazaki.

My table partner was simply packing her stuff before leaving without paying me any sort of attention. Yuka-sensei was somewhat doing the same, but...

Those two...

"Ah, not really... It's just that..."

"Hm?"

Hinagiku was acting all innocent which made Rayazaki cower like a little pussy.

Oh fucking wait, he already is one.

"...I wanted to go to the Anime comic con that's happening at the end of the month... I was wondering if you'd like to go..."

"E-Eh? But isn't that at the end of the month...? Why did you mention the upcoming weekend then?"

"T-That's... I was thinking that we should plan this out better, together... AH, of course! Only if you want to..."

My table partner had officially left. She was probably listening but gave no fucks.

Yuka-sensei waved a single goodbye at me as she was leaving the classroom.

I pretended to just be there while fiddling with my phone.

Well, how typical.

The school Wi-Fi is shit. What a shocking surprise.

Regardless, I was just pretending to be fiddling with my phone, while in reality, I was religiously listening to their conversation.

If I look at Hinagiku from a perspective where I consider her as a whole, then I would say that she is pretty charming. She acts innocent, which, let's be real here, she's probably not. She has a lovely charisma, which is, obviously suspicious. Her way of talking is that of a child so she's adorable in that sense.

Hinagiku also has blue hair, which is naturally attractive. Her height is small, but that's actually not a bad thing.

Because let's face it, no one likes tall girls. Unless you are, um, well. I don't fucking know... Stupid?

But what's confusing the living shit out of me is Rayazaki's sudden feelings.

Or maybe... They were never sudden.

Could it be that since Rayazaki has an aggressive attitude, or, had an aggressive attitude in the past that he completely hid his own feelings for Hinagiku and just acted tsundere unknowingly?

What a load of bullshit, Rayazaki.

How could you fall this low?!

"I-I don't mind..."

Oh no.

She started to twinkle with her hair.

OH NO.

"T-Then, wanna exchange numbers?"

RAYAZAKI, SHE'S 15 YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND?!

"...S-Sure."

Crap.

He doesn't know.

My dude does not know what 'jailbait' means.

Plus, he's blooming. I'm not particularly against people who decide to bloom, but I'm slightly bothered by how they conduct their procedure towards it.

It's as if they refuse to be original about it and just choose the beta course of action. That's what pisses me off to a whole new extent.

"Did you get the message I just sent you?"

"Yep! Well... It's getting kinda late, so..."

"Ah, I'll text you in case I need anything! I gotta go now! Have to do stuff! Later!!"

"B-Bye bye!"

Fucking bloomers.

At long last, Hinagiku left the room.

I might have, but, just a big 'might', but, I think that there's a possibility that inside me, I have been holding a grudge against Rayazaki for giving me this tremendous physical pain.

I'm obviously talking about my broken calf.

"Oh, Daniel? You're not going back? What's wrong, dude?"

"How nice. Hahaha."

"...What?"

"Oh, nothing. It's just... isn't life just so nice and fair? You must think so too, right?"

"Hm... I really didn't think that way, but maybe after today... I think I'll be able to understand what you just said!"

No, I'm afraid you'll never reach an understanding point. Because my words just now were fake.

"Hey, what's your phone model?"

"Mhm, I don't know... I know for sure that it's a Huawei..."

"Let me see it. I want to know the model of it. I need to buy a new phone pretty soon and yours looked really appealing, you see."

"Ah, is that so? Can't be helped then. Here, see it for yourself!"

I'm fairly certain that what I'm about to do won't be enough to bring back the old Rayazaki, but it's a start. Never in my life did I imagine that I wanted that impulsive idiot back, but after today, I'm certain.

As Hyunda would say, priorities are priorities.

"Oh wow, this is a really cool phone!"

"Haha, I know right!? Man, it was quite expensive as well."

Man.

What a fucking shame then.

"Hey, with all things considered, I'm fairly sure that by the time you buy this model in the future that it will be way cheaper."

"Well, true. After all, the prices tend to go down a lot. But, um, why would I need to buy one in the future?"

"Oh, why, you ask? Well, why don't you see it for yourself, you goddamn bloomer!!"

Crack.

Utilizing my whole physical strength in my hands and forearms, I smash Rayazaki's Huawei in half.

"WHY!!!!!!!!!!"

Nothing personal kid.