You push the button.

Ding.

You… You remembered to put the shark tooth and flowers back in your mouth before pressing the button, right?

Ok, good. Wouldn’t want you to forget those. I guess.

Why do you want to keep them?

Fine then, I don’t really care.

Anyways! You are now in a room with a hadron collider!

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…Wait, no. Not quite.

You are in a room with a hardened colander.

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Sliiightly different. But only slightly.

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So. What will you do with your colander? You don’t exactly have any pasta to drain. And there isn’t much else to do with one of these things.

Any ideas?

You pick it up, spin it around a couple times, and put it on your head.

You now have a hole-y hat.

Get it? Cuz hole-y sounds like holy?

Ha. Ha ha. Hahaha.

…holy hat…

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Well, if it’s hardened, let’s test that!

You turn it over, bend your knees, and jump!

You land on it. Nothing seems to happen.

You jump up and down on it a few times. At jump number eight the colander cracks.

You jump off.

Job well done.

I guess.

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…Yeah, there really isn’t a whole lot to do with it.

I mean, I could go insane and do what I did in the mushroom room for a couple paragraphs, but that wouldn’t really be more interesting to you.

Sooooo

DO YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? Yes No