You press the button.
Ding.
The bees are gone. Aww. I like bees…
Anyways, there’s a table again! Looks like the same table and chairs from the puzzle. But this time, instead of a puzzle, there’s food!
Looks like it’s lunchtime! What’s for lunch, you ask?
Pizza!
[https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/lots-pizzas-wooden-background-pizza-party-lots-pizzas-wooden-background-pizza-party-169716545.jpg]
It’s not shown in the picture, but there’s also a two liter bottle of cold root beer on the table. No glass, though. Or plates, but whatever.
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Look at all those beautiful pizz- hey wait a minute! There is a distinct lack of pineapple on those pizzas! If it were me, I would not stand for that!
...You don’t seem particularly disturbed by the lack of pineapple. You take a seat and pick up a slice.
It’s nice and hot, feels like they’re fresh out of the oven. There are a couple without cheese, if you’re vegan, and several without anything pig-based, if you’re Jewish.
Go ahead, dig in!
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To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Cris Subject: Re; Glitch So we’re confirming that they have broken into our system, and are attempting to communicate with the subject?
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To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Attempting, nothing. They are communicating with the subject. But only when I leave the room.
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To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch Should we just have Alex never leave the room?
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To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch That’s not a viable option. We just need someone in the room at all times. If you have to leave, call someone else in.
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To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Ok. Will do.
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To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch I mean have to. I know how fond you are of your latte breaks.
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To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Oh come on, boss! I only get like two a day!
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To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch You got four yesterday.
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To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Shush, Max! Actually, get in here now, just for that I’m gonna duck out while the dude is having lunch and get one.
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To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch Alex. No.
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To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Come on, boss! It gets boring in here! I need lattes!
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To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch I’ll run get you one, if you need it that badly.
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To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch No, I need you to keep working on figuring out how they got in. I’ll get Alex a latte.
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To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Thanks, boss!
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To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From:IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch Will do.
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You decide to stop eating, getting full. That was really good pizza.
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You’re satisfied, even without pineapple on any of the pizzas. The quality of the other ingredients made up for that.
What now? Want to take a nap, or go straight through to whatever’s next?
Hmm? Bathroom? Oh, right! Ok, sure, let me just find one…
Here ya go! All set up!
DO YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? Yes No