Just me I guess[133-306-5075], Krystal[133-894-7822]
[8:01 A.M.] Krystal
> man, i do love waking up in the morning and not being eliminated. i wonder how many more of those mornings i’ll get
[8:39 A.M.] Just me I guess
> YO KRYS
>
> WAKE UP
[8:40 A.M.] Krystal
> i'm already awake
>
> what
[8:40 A.M.] Just me I guess
> THOSE STICKY NOTES! THEY FRICKING WORK!
>
> THAT POSTAL SERVICE ALBUM I REQUESTED LAST NIGHT! IT'S SITTING ON MY SHELF NOW!
[8:40 A.M.] Krystal
> oh that's great. you weren't lied to
[8:41 A.M.] Just me I guess
> AND ALL MY SNACKS GOT RESTOCKED, AND I GOT ANOTHER CONTAINER OF SALAD, AND A NEW BAG OF CARROTS, AND MORE BOXES OF ORANGE JUICE, AND IT'S ALL BACK!!
>
> AND NOW I HAVE GIVE UP! JUST LIKE I ASKED FOR!
[8:41 A.M.] Krystal
> as advertised
[8:41 A.M.] Just me I guess
> How did they even get in here
>
> How did they got OUT
[8:42 A.M.] Krystal
> the ceiling. i dunno
[8:42 A.M.] Just me I guess
> IS THERE AN ATTIC HERE IM NOT AWARE OF?
[8:45 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Nope. No attic. :(
[8:49 A.M.] Just me I guess
> I will solve this mystery one day
>
> One day they'll be restocking my fridge and I'll catch them in the act like Santa Claus
>
> But for now… the Postal Service…
[8:50 A.M.] Krystal
> you have fun
[8:50 A.M.] Just me I guess
> What album would YOU want to request
>
> If you had to write something
[8:50 A.M.] Krystal
> uh
>
> i don't really know what albums there are
>
> my memory is kind of gone
[8:50 A.M.] Just me I guess
> BRO you gotta watch MTV there's so much good shit
[8:51 A.M.] Krystal
> sorry but you won't catch me dead watching the MTV channel under any circumstance
[8:51 A.M.] Just me I guess
> UUGHHH basic
>
> Okay but when you think of music, what artist comes up
[8:51 A.M.] Krystal
> Led Zeppelin
[8:51 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Cool! Then why don't you request one of their albums?
[8:52 A.M.] Krystal
> i already have one of their albums. that's why i thought of them
[8:52 A.M.] Just me I guess
> FEFEFSS
>
> Okay then why don't you request another one
[8:52 A.M.] Krystal
> um alright fine. i'll request Led Zeppelin III
[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Is that the album title
[8:53 A.M.] Krystal
> yeah. they named their albums that way
[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Which one do you have
[8:53 A.M.] Krystal
> Led Zeppelin IV
[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess
> SHAHJS okay
[8:55 A.M.] Krystal
> maybe i'll even put in that Postal Service album since you gave such a good word for it
[8:55 A.M.] Just me I guess
> OOOOO yes please
>
> It's v good
>
> Maybe I'll even check out Led Zeeplin VI
[8:55 A.M.] Krystal
> you typed that all wrong
[8:56 A.M.] Just me I guess
> LOOK D;
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Just me I guess[133-306-5075], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-562-7969]
[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Hi there!
>
> It is me, the music collecter!
[9:12 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Hi!
[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> I'm here to collect all your music, hence the name
[9:12 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Huh? :o
[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> I am putting together all the albums everybody in the game has!
[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Like on a list?
[9:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> That's right
[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess
> O that's cool!
>
> Well I've got 10 albums in my collection now!
>
> I successfully got a new one today because I did a request for one last night
[9:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Well, do share
[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Okay! I so currently have Give Up by The Postal Service
>
> Native by OneRepublic
>
> I'm Not Dead by P!nk
>
> MANIA by Fall Out Boy
>
> X by Ed Sheeran
>
> The Greatest Showman soundtrack
>
> The Hamilton soundrack
>
> Evolve by Imagine Dragons
>
> Overexposed by Maroon 5
>
> And Abbey Road by the Beatles!
[9:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Maroon 5 LOL
>
> Okay nice thank you!
[9:16 A.M.] Just me I guess
> HEY Maroon 5 is a bop
>
> And you're welcome!
>
> What's your name, by the way?
[9:24 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Well enjoy the music!
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The BAdDiE BuNCh😝🤪😩🤯
Just me I guess[133-306-5075], Josiah[133-379-6644], charlie[133-985-9524], Rose[133-607-2584], Kacey[133-558-8792], Keanu[133-212-3764], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-570-7911]
[9:50 A.M.] Rose
> Got Damn how long did y'all sleep for
>
> It’s nearly ten ofuckingclock
[9:50 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Oh I woke up like an hour ago
>
> I've just been enamored by how everything I used up yesterday has been replaced
[9:51 A.M.] Keanu
> what
[9:51 A.M.] Just me I guess
> All the food and stuff I ate! It's all back!
[9:52 A.M.] Rose
> What did you eat yesterday keanu
[9:52 A.M.] Keanu
> uh
>
> like
>
> spaghetios
>
> cookie crisp
>
> and a bread sandwich
[9:52 A.M.] Rose
> Cookie crisp
>
> Like the cereal
[9:52 A.M.] Just me I guess
> What's a bread sandwich?
[9:52 A.M.] Keanu
> i got a cabinet of like a million kinds of bread
>
> so i just slapped a cinnamon sugar bread between a white and a wheat
[9:53 A.M.] Josiah
> That kind of combination should warrant the death penalty
[9:53 A.M.] Rose
> I didn't take you as the type to eat cookie-shaped cereal with a dog mascot keanu I must say I'm surprised
[9:53 A.M.] Just me I guess
> How did it taste :o
[9:53 A.M.] Keanu
> fucking weird LOL
>
> lick my ass rose its what i was given
[9:54 A.M.] Rose
> I like licking ass
>
> Tell me where to find you
[9:54 A.M.] Josiah
> WHOA THERE
[9:54 A.M.] Just me I guess
> EWWWW
[9:54 A.M.] Josiah
> YOU WOULD REALLY LICK THE ASS OF THE SHITSTAIN UNDIES MAN?
[9:54 A.M.] Rose
> Cry about it. I'll die satisfied and you won't.
[9:56 A.M.] Keanu
> wait rose are you a guy
[9:56 A.M.] Rose
> What fucking impression does the name Rose give you that makes you thinkg "hmm maybe this is a boys name"
[9:57 A.M.] Charlie
> maybe ur a nonbinary
>
> who knows
[9:57 A.M.] Rose
> Good morning Charlie
>
> How many minutes of sleep did you get
[9:57 A.M.] Charlie
> 19
[9:58 A.M.] Josiah
> Wow incredible
[9:58 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Oh my gosh dude what are you still doing awake
[9:58 A.M.] Charlie
> found a crossword on the table earlier
>
> been bangin on that
[9:58 A.M.] Josiah
> WHAT
[9:58 A.M.] Rose
> Wait like a whole ass crossword puzzle just sitting there
[9:58 A.M.] Josiah
> I WANT A CROSSWORD WTF
[9:59 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Did you request it?
[9:59 A.M.] Charlie
> it was just sittin there
[9:59 A.M.] Rose
> Hang on I haven't even checked my table since I woke up
[10:00 A.M.] Josiah
> NOOOOOO WHY WOULD I NOT BE GIVEN ONE TOO
[10:00 A.M.] Keanu
> damn i dont got shit lol
[10:00 A.M.] Just me I guess
> No crossword here either X[
[10:01 A.M.] Rose
> Yup no dice either
>
> Fucking dumb
[10:01 A.M.] Josiah
> Man are you fucking shitting in my ass right now
[10:02 A.M.] Charlie
> yes
[10:02 A.M.] Josiah
This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it.
> You and Rose can both kiss my royal dickhole
[10:05 A.M.] Charlie
> hell nah i bet your dick is cut
>
> fucking jew
[10:05 A.M.] Josiah
> I'm gonna cum in your nose Charlie
[10:05 A.M.] Rose
> Do you like foreskin, Charlie?
[10:06 A.M.] Charlie
> hell ya
>
> do any of u know what double docking is
[10:06 A.M.] Rose
> Do I want to know?
[10:07 A.M.] Charlie
> nah don't look it up lol
[10:07 A.M.] Josiah
> Don't tell me it means what I think it means
[10:07 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Oh wait I didn't even notice until now, who's the new guy in the group chat?
[10:07 A.M.] Keanu
> why the fuck are we talking about foreskin
[10:07 A.M.] Rose
> Hi Keanu what did you eat for breakfast
[10:07 A.M.] Charlie
> it does LOL
[10:08 A.M.] Keanu
> your moms pussy
>
> why are u so curious about what im eating
[10:08 A.M.] Rose
> What are you going to eat for lunch Keanu
[10:09 A.M.] Josiah
> Ngl it actually seems kind of hot now that I think about it
[10:09 A.M.] Kacey
> The new person is Reanna. She's one of my contacts and asked to be added here last night
[10:09 A.M.] Keanu
> im gonna eat your moms pussy again cunt
[10:09 A.M.] Rose
> KACEY GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU DONT NEED TO SEE THIS
[10:09 A.M.] Josiah
> Good morning
[10:09 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Hi Kacey!
[10:10 A.M.] Kacey
> Morning
>
> I am not scrolling up
[10:10 A.M.] Rose
> Good
[10:11 A.M.] Charlie
> do u know what double docking is kacey
[10:11 A.M.] Rose
> Charlie kill yourself
[10:11 A.M.] Josiah
> Hey Kacey do you have a crossword on your table
[10:12 A.M.] Kacey
> I don't. Should I?
[10:12 A.M.] Charlie
> which message is that responding to
[10:12 A.M.] Josiah
> You should explain the step by step process of double docking in extremely fine detail to Kacey rn Charlie
[10:12 A.M.] Kacey
> I mean I don't have a crossword puzzle anywhere
[10:13 A.M.] Rose
> Is this some really gross sex act that I'm not aware of
[10:13 A.M.] Charlie
> i got a crossword and everyone is mad
[10:13 A.M.] Kacey
> How did you get a crossword
[10:13 A.M.] Josiah
> YEAH CHARLIE HOW'D YOU GET IT
[10:14 A.M.] Kacey
> Some kind of puzzle would certainly be nice today. It beats watching TV reruns of Marvel movies
[10:15 A.M.] Charlie
> bro wtf does "cellphone inits" mean
>
> thats the shittiest hint ive ever fuckin seen
[10:15 A.M.] Josiah
> INITS MEANS INITIALS. I KNOW THAT
>
> GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CROSSWORD YOU DONT DESERVE IT
[10:15 A.M.] Charlie
> get ur own homo
>
> what are cellphone initials
[10:16 A.M.] Kacey
> How many letters?
[10:16 A.M.] Charlie
> 3
[10:16 A.M.] Rose
> Shut up about your fucking crosswords
[10:16 A.M.] Kacey
> What letters do you already have
[10:16 A.M.] Charlie
> L and e
[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Hey Rose, do you wanna know what I had for breakfast?
[10:17 A.M.] Rose
> What did you have for breakfast Damarae
[10:17 A.M.] Kacey
> Oh, that must be LTE then. They say it all the time on tv ads
[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess
> I ate a pork sandwich :)
[10:17 A.M.] Charlie
> tf tv channel u watching
>
> i been binging cspan all night
[10:17 A.M.] Rose
> WAIT JUST A SANDWICH WITH PORK? NOT EVEN SAUSAGE AND CHEES?
[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess
> :)
[10:17 A.M.] Rose
> FOR BREAKFAST?
[10:18 A.M.] Kacey
> Are interesting things happening in congress right now?
[10:18 A.M.] Josiah
> Where is my pair of scissors
>
> I'm marching right into Charlies room right now and shredding his fucking crossword paper
[10:18 A.M.] Charlie
> no lol
[10:18 A.M.] Rose
> You're actually a psychopath. You act all cutesy and innocent, but you daydream of terrible things. I can't imagine what you've done back in the real world
[10:18 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Hey I'm nice :(
[10:20 A.M.] Josiah
> Where are my SCISSORS
>
> Where did they GO
[10:21 A.M.] Charlie
> i eated them
[10:21 A.M.] Josiah
> Give them back
>
> I'm coming for you
[10:21 A.M.] Charlie
> not anymore
[10:22 A.M.] Josiah
> 🤬
[10:22 A.M.] Rose
> shit them out.
[10:22 A.M.] Just me I guess
> JAHDHSKZHDH??@?!?¿¿°
[10:22 A.M.] Charlie
> no
>
> im retaining my shit
[10:23 A.M.] Keanu
> what the fuck is happening
>
> i cant go away for 2 fucking seconds without walking back to some new retarded shit
[10:23 A.M.] Josiah
> My bowels got down syndrome, when I take a deuce they call it that retarded shit 💯🔥™️
[10:23 A.M.] Rose
> HUH?
[10:23 A.M.] Just me I guess
> I’m sorry but this is funniest exchange that I’ve ever seen
>
> I’m actually crying right now
[10:24 A.M.] Charlie
> good for you
>
> ill shit in your mouth
[10:25 A.M.] Rose
> TOO MUCH SHIT. STOP SHITTING PLEASE.
[10:25 A.M.] Josiah
> What happened to retaining it
[10:25 A.M.] Just me I guess
> OH
>
> Yeah do that Charlie so Josiah can get his scissors back
>
> A small price to pay
[10:25 A.M.] Rose
> You want him to shit in your mouth?
[10:26 A.M.] Charlie
> i don’t care about the scissors anymore
>
> i want you to suffer
[10:26 A.M.] Just me I guess
> D:
[10:26 A.M.] Keanu
> you could regurgitate them
[10:27 A.M.] Charlie
> im gonna shit the scirssors into your stomach so youll have to shit them out too
[10:27 A.M.] Rose
> Shitception
[10:27 A.M.] Keanu
> what in the fuckin human centipede
[10:28 A.M.] Josiah
> My scissors did nothing to deserve this. You all are sick.
[10:28 A.M.] Charlie
> ill shit them in your mouth too
[10:28 A.M.] Just me I guess
> NOOOOOO
[10:28 A.M.] Josiah
> Be careful, I might let you
>
> Rose? Would you want them next?
[10:29 A.M.] Rose
> I just wanted a crossword puzzle dawg. Not this
[10:29 A.M.] Charlie
> theres an 11 letter word here. writing shitception
[10:30 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Oh god please I can't. I’ve been crying laughing for like 10 minutes now stop
[10:30 A.M.] Kacey
> Wow. Okay
>
> Well may you find your scissors again Josiah
[10:30 A.M.] Rose
> You’re laughing a poop jokes, by the way. Just reminding you
[10:30 A.M.] Josiah
> Thank you Kacey
[10:30 A.M.] Just me I guess
> LMAO
[10:30 A.M.] Charlie
> no you wont
>
> and you wont want your scissors back when im done with them
[10:31 A.M.] Rose
> Turning on the tap and something vaguely reminiscent of scissors fall out
>
> Also you have tetanus
[10:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Wtf is happening😭
[10:32 A.M.] Josiah
> Oh and of course the new person would wake up during this
[10:32 A.M.] Kacey
> Go back to bed, Reanna
[10:32 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> I caaaaant it's almost 11
>
> Damn I missed a lot
[10:32 A.M.] Kacey
> Lots of shitting.
[10:32 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> A literal shitstorm fr
[10:33 A.M.] Just me I guess
> I thought it was just gonna be those first couple of message but NO it kept GOING
[10:34 A.M.] Charlie
> just as god intended🔥💯
[10:34 A.M.] Josiah
> Emojis are my thing hoebag. Get your own quirck
[10:34 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> The shit that keeps on shitting ig
[10:34 A.M.] Just me I guess
> PFFSEFHUHSHS
[10:37 A.M.] Just me I guess
> And this is only the SECOND DAY
>
> I can't wait to see what crazy hijinks are in store for the future
[10:38 A.M.] Rose
> This group chat will never the same after the events that just transpired
[10:38 A.M.] Charlie
> neither will ur ass
[10:38 A.M.] Rose
> My ass is going to be sown to your mouth. This is your fault
[10:39 A.M.] Reanna
> Well Josiah I think it's safe to say when you get your scissors back they will have been through a lot of people :)
[10:39 A.M.] Josiah
> Yeah nah fuck that I'm requesting a new pair of scissors. Yall cockgobblers can keep this one
>
> I'm still coming for you Charlie
>
> These walls can't protect you
ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.
[10:39 A.M.] Rose
> DAMN EVEN JUST SAYING THE WORD WALLS TRIGGERS THAT NOW?
[10:40 A.M.] Charlie
> take your complaints to management dicktard
>
> u aint fukin touching me lol
[10:40 A.M.] Josiah
> I'm gonna touch all over you femboy
>
> I'm gonna buttfuck you so hard that you'll need crutches to walk around because moving your legs hurts your ass so much
[10:40 A.M.] Rose
> Goodbye! I'm going to eat lunch!
[10:41 A.M.] Charlie
> well ill run you over with a chevrolet trax
[10:41 A.M.] Just me I guess
> Enjoy your lunch Rose! Tell us about it!
[10:42 A.M.] Josiah
> Well I'll fuck you with one
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Just me I guess[133-306-5075], Nico[133-337-9728]
[3:49 P.M.] Nico
> damarae god please help me i am so fucking bored
[3:55 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Oh no :0 what's happening
[3:55 P.M.] Nico
> NOTHING
>
> im tired of watching tv and eating snacks
>
> im losing my FUCKING mind
>
> your a fun person what are you doing
[3:56 P.M.] Just me I guess
> D; oh! Well first off thank you! And I haven't been doing that much either other than texting people and watching Gravity Falls
>
> I also cooked up some mac and cheese earlier! Cooking is something to do!
[3:56 P.M.] Nico
> dawg i cant cook for shit
>
> tf is gravity falls
[3:57 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Why don’t you watch it and find out 👀
[3:57 P.M.] Nico
> i would rather commit toaster bathtub than that thanks
[3:57 P.M.] Just me I guess
> What about your music library? Got any good albums?
[3:58 P.M.] Nico
> i got like a ton of imagine dragons shit
>
> like wtf there the lamest band in history i dont want shit
[3:58 P.M.] Just me I guess
> I have an Imagine Dragons album too! They’re good!
>
> And hey there’s got to be a reason that they were picked for you?🤷♀️
[3:58 P.M.] Nico
> i want a refund
[3:59 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Try listening to one! See if you like it!
[3:59 P.M.] Nico
> i dont want to
>
> who are you texting
[4:00 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Oh, it’s mostly some group chat that I’m in. They’re really weird but very funny
[4:00 P.M.] Nico
> GROUP CHAT?
>
> WHEN THE FUCK WERE THERE GROUP CHATS?
[4:00 P.M.] Just me I guess
> OH YOU DIDNT KNOW
>
> Yeah if you tap on those three dots on your contacts page you’ll see it!
[4:01 P.M.] Nico
> this is such dogshit
>
> invite me to yours
[4:02 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Ooooh I dunno… they’re like REALLY weird
[4:02 P.M.] Nico
> i dont care
>
> let me join
[4:02 P.M.] Just me I guess
> But there’s already a whole bunch of people soooo…
[4:02 P.M.] Nico
> I DONT CARE DAMARSE
>
> I NEED SOMETJIG TO DO
[4:03 P.M.] Just me I guess
> But you already said before you don’t really like talking to people D;
[4:03 P.M.] Nico
> WELL NOW I DO
>
> NOW IM A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY
[4:05 P.M.] Just me I guess
> OOOO I really like this next episode!
[4:05 P.M.] Nico
> LET ME IN DAMMAREA
[4:06 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Imagine Dragons!
[4:06 P.M.] Nico
> NO
>
> GROUP CHAT
>
> GOD DAMMIT
[4:06 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Imagine Dragons!
[4:07 P.M.] Nico
> SHUP UT
[4:08 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Imagine Dragons!
[4:08 P.M.] Nico
> IM NOT LISTENING TO THE IMAGINE DRAGONS
[4:09 P.M.] Just me I guess
> Gravity Falls!
[4:09 P.M.] Nico
> IM GOING INSANE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
[4:10 P.M.] Just me I guess
> 🕺🕺Am I blanching? Girl we blanchin! I live up in a mansion!
[4:10 P.M.] Nico
> YOU ARE GOING TO DIE WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE
ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.
[4:25 P.M.] Nico
> FUCK YOU DAMARAE
[5:48 P.M.] Nico
> Mercury Act 2 is the greatest album ever created in music history. i take back all that i said before and fully devote myself to there cause. Long live the Imagine Dragons, for they will live forever in my heart.
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