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DAY 2. MERCURY

Just me I guess[133-306-5075], Krystal[133-894-7822]

[8:01 A.M.] Krystal

> man, i do love waking up in the morning and not being eliminated. i wonder how many more of those mornings i’ll get

[8:39 A.M.] Just me I guess

> YO KRYS

>

> WAKE UP

[8:40 A.M.] Krystal

> i'm already awake

>

> what

[8:40 A.M.] Just me I guess

> THOSE STICKY NOTES! THEY FRICKING WORK!

>

> THAT POSTAL SERVICE ALBUM I REQUESTED LAST NIGHT! IT'S SITTING ON MY SHELF NOW!

[8:40 A.M.] Krystal

> oh that's great. you weren't lied to

[8:41 A.M.] Just me I guess

> AND ALL MY SNACKS GOT RESTOCKED, AND I GOT ANOTHER CONTAINER OF SALAD, AND A NEW BAG OF CARROTS, AND MORE BOXES OF ORANGE JUICE, AND IT'S ALL BACK!!

>

> AND NOW I HAVE GIVE UP! JUST LIKE I ASKED FOR!

[8:41 A.M.] Krystal

> as advertised

[8:41 A.M.] Just me I guess

> How did they even get in here

>

> How did they got OUT

[8:42 A.M.] Krystal

> the ceiling. i dunno

[8:42 A.M.] Just me I guess

> IS THERE AN ATTIC HERE IM NOT AWARE OF?

[8:45 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Nope. No attic. :(

[8:49 A.M.] Just me I guess

> I will solve this mystery one day

>

> One day they'll be restocking my fridge and I'll catch them in the act like Santa Claus

>

> But for now… the Postal Service…

[8:50 A.M.] Krystal

> you have fun

[8:50 A.M.] Just me I guess

> What album would YOU want to request

>

> If you had to write something

[8:50 A.M.] Krystal

> uh

>

> i don't really know what albums there are

>

> my memory is kind of gone

[8:50 A.M.] Just me I guess

> BRO you gotta watch MTV there's so much good shit

[8:51 A.M.] Krystal

> sorry but you won't catch me dead watching the MTV channel under any circumstance

[8:51 A.M.] Just me I guess

> UUGHHH basic

>

> Okay but when you think of music, what artist comes up

[8:51 A.M.] Krystal

> Led Zeppelin

[8:51 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Cool! Then why don't you request one of their albums?

[8:52 A.M.] Krystal

> i already have one of their albums. that's why i thought of them

[8:52 A.M.] Just me I guess

> FEFEFSS

>

> Okay then why don't you request another one

[8:52 A.M.] Krystal

> um alright fine. i'll request Led Zeppelin III

[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Is that the album title

[8:53 A.M.] Krystal

> yeah. they named their albums that way

[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Which one do you have

[8:53 A.M.] Krystal

> Led Zeppelin IV

[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess

> SHAHJS okay

[8:55 A.M.] Krystal

> maybe i'll even put in that Postal Service album since you gave such a good word for it

[8:55 A.M.] Just me I guess

> OOOOO yes please

>

> It's v good

>

> Maybe I'll even check out Led Zeeplin VI

[8:55 A.M.] Krystal

> you typed that all wrong

[8:56 A.M.] Just me I guess

> LOOK D;

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Just me I guess[133-306-5075], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-562-7969]

[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Hi there!

>

> It is me, the music collecter!

[9:12 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Hi!

[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I'm here to collect all your music, hence the name

[9:12 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Huh? :o

[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I am putting together all the albums everybody in the game has!

[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Like on a list?

[9:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> That's right

[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess

> O that's cool!

>

> Well I've got 10 albums in my collection now!

>

> I successfully got a new one today because I did a request for one last night

[9:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Well, do share

[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Okay! I so currently have Give Up by The Postal Service

>

> Native by OneRepublic

>

> I'm Not Dead by P!nk

>

> MANIA by Fall Out Boy

>

> X by Ed Sheeran

>

> The Greatest Showman soundtrack

>

> The Hamilton soundrack

>

> Evolve by Imagine Dragons

>

> Overexposed by Maroon 5

>

> And Abbey Road by the Beatles!

[9:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Maroon 5 LOL

>

> Okay nice thank you!

[9:16 A.M.] Just me I guess

> HEY Maroon 5 is a bop

>

> And you're welcome!

>

> What's your name, by the way?

[9:24 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Well enjoy the music!

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The BAdDiE BuNCh😝🤪😩🤯

Just me I guess[133-306-5075], Josiah[133-379-6644], charlie[133-985-9524], Rose[133-607-2584], Kacey[133-558-8792], Keanu[133-212-3764], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-570-7911]

[9:50 A.M.] Rose

> Got Damn how long did y'all sleep for

>

> It’s nearly ten ofuckingclock

[9:50 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Oh I woke up like an hour ago

>

> I've just been enamored by how everything I used up yesterday has been replaced

[9:51 A.M.] Keanu

> what

[9:51 A.M.] Just me I guess

> All the food and stuff I ate! It's all back!

[9:52 A.M.] Rose

> What did you eat yesterday keanu

[9:52 A.M.] Keanu

> uh

>

> like

>

> spaghetios

>

> cookie crisp

>

> and a bread sandwich

[9:52 A.M.] Rose

> Cookie crisp

>

> Like the cereal

[9:52 A.M.] Just me I guess

> What's a bread sandwich?

[9:52 A.M.] Keanu

> i got a cabinet of like a million kinds of bread

>

> so i just slapped a cinnamon sugar bread between a white and a wheat

[9:53 A.M.] Josiah

> That kind of combination should warrant the death penalty

[9:53 A.M.] Rose

> I didn't take you as the type to eat cookie-shaped cereal with a dog mascot keanu I must say I'm surprised

[9:53 A.M.] Just me I guess

> How did it taste :o

[9:53 A.M.] Keanu

> fucking weird LOL

>

> lick my ass rose its what i was given

[9:54 A.M.] Rose

> I like licking ass

>

> Tell me where to find you

[9:54 A.M.] Josiah

> WHOA THERE

[9:54 A.M.] Just me I guess

> EWWWW

[9:54 A.M.] Josiah

> YOU WOULD REALLY LICK THE ASS OF THE SHITSTAIN UNDIES MAN?

[9:54 A.M.] Rose

> Cry about it. I'll die satisfied and you won't.

[9:56 A.M.] Keanu

> wait rose are you a guy

[9:56 A.M.] Rose

> What fucking impression does the name Rose give you that makes you thinkg "hmm maybe this is a boys name"

[9:57 A.M.] Charlie

> maybe ur a nonbinary

>

> who knows

[9:57 A.M.] Rose

> Good morning Charlie

>

> How many minutes of sleep did you get

[9:57 A.M.] Charlie

> 19

[9:58 A.M.] Josiah

> Wow incredible

[9:58 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Oh my gosh dude what are you still doing awake

[9:58 A.M.] Charlie

> found a crossword on the table earlier

>

> been bangin on that

[9:58 A.M.] Josiah

> WHAT

[9:58 A.M.] Rose

> Wait like a whole ass crossword puzzle just sitting there

[9:58 A.M.] Josiah

> I WANT A CROSSWORD WTF

[9:59 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Did you request it?

[9:59 A.M.] Charlie

> it was just sittin there

[9:59 A.M.] Rose

> Hang on I haven't even checked my table since I woke up

[10:00 A.M.] Josiah

> NOOOOOO WHY WOULD I NOT BE GIVEN ONE TOO

[10:00 A.M.] Keanu

> damn i dont got shit lol

[10:00 A.M.] Just me I guess

> No crossword here either X[

[10:01 A.M.] Rose

> Yup no dice either

>

> Fucking dumb

[10:01 A.M.] Josiah

> Man are you fucking shitting in my ass right now

[10:02 A.M.] Charlie

> yes

[10:02 A.M.] Josiah

This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it.

> You and Rose can both kiss my royal dickhole

[10:05 A.M.] Charlie

> hell nah i bet your dick is cut

>

> fucking jew

[10:05 A.M.] Josiah

> I'm gonna cum in your nose Charlie

[10:05 A.M.] Rose

> Do you like foreskin, Charlie?

[10:06 A.M.] Charlie

> hell ya

>

> do any of u know what double docking is

[10:06 A.M.] Rose

> Do I want to know?

[10:07 A.M.] Charlie

> nah don't look it up lol

[10:07 A.M.] Josiah

> Don't tell me it means what I think it means

[10:07 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Oh wait I didn't even notice until now, who's the new guy in the group chat?

[10:07 A.M.] Keanu

> why the fuck are we talking about foreskin

[10:07 A.M.] Rose

> Hi Keanu what did you eat for breakfast

[10:07 A.M.] Charlie

> it does LOL

[10:08 A.M.] Keanu

> your moms pussy

>

> why are u so curious about what im eating

[10:08 A.M.] Rose

> What are you going to eat for lunch Keanu

[10:09 A.M.] Josiah

> Ngl it actually seems kind of hot now that I think about it

[10:09 A.M.] Kacey

> The new person is Reanna. She's one of my contacts and asked to be added here last night

[10:09 A.M.] Keanu

> im gonna eat your moms pussy again cunt

[10:09 A.M.] Rose

> KACEY GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU DONT NEED TO SEE THIS

[10:09 A.M.] Josiah

> Good morning

[10:09 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Hi Kacey!

[10:10 A.M.] Kacey

> Morning

>

> I am not scrolling up

[10:10 A.M.] Rose

> Good

[10:11 A.M.] Charlie

> do u know what double docking is kacey

[10:11 A.M.] Rose

> Charlie kill yourself

[10:11 A.M.] Josiah

> Hey Kacey do you have a crossword on your table

[10:12 A.M.] Kacey

> I don't. Should I?

[10:12 A.M.] Charlie

> which message is that responding to

[10:12 A.M.] Josiah

> You should explain the step by step process of double docking in extremely fine detail to Kacey rn Charlie

[10:12 A.M.] Kacey

> I mean I don't have a crossword puzzle anywhere

[10:13 A.M.] Rose

> Is this some really gross sex act that I'm not aware of

[10:13 A.M.] Charlie

> i got a crossword and everyone is mad

[10:13 A.M.] Kacey

> How did you get a crossword

[10:13 A.M.] Josiah

> YEAH CHARLIE HOW'D YOU GET IT

[10:14 A.M.] Kacey

> Some kind of puzzle would certainly be nice today. It beats watching TV reruns of Marvel movies

[10:15 A.M.] Charlie

> bro wtf does "cellphone inits" mean

>

> thats the shittiest hint ive ever fuckin seen

[10:15 A.M.] Josiah

> INITS MEANS INITIALS. I KNOW THAT

>

> GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CROSSWORD YOU DONT DESERVE IT

[10:15 A.M.] Charlie

> get ur own homo

>

> what are cellphone initials

[10:16 A.M.] Kacey

> How many letters?

[10:16 A.M.] Charlie

> 3

[10:16 A.M.] Rose

> Shut up about your fucking crosswords

[10:16 A.M.] Kacey

> What letters do you already have

[10:16 A.M.] Charlie

> L and e

[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Hey Rose, do you wanna know what I had for breakfast?

[10:17 A.M.] Rose

> What did you have for breakfast Damarae

[10:17 A.M.] Kacey

> Oh, that must be LTE then. They say it all the time on tv ads

[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess

> I ate a pork sandwich :)

[10:17 A.M.] Charlie

> tf tv channel u watching

>

> i been binging cspan all night

[10:17 A.M.] Rose

> WAIT JUST A SANDWICH WITH PORK? NOT EVEN SAUSAGE AND CHEES?

[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess

> :)

[10:17 A.M.] Rose

> FOR BREAKFAST?

[10:18 A.M.] Kacey

> Are interesting things happening in congress right now?

[10:18 A.M.] Josiah

> Where is my pair of scissors

>

> I'm marching right into Charlies room right now and shredding his fucking crossword paper

[10:18 A.M.] Charlie

> no lol

[10:18 A.M.] Rose

> You're actually a psychopath. You act all cutesy and innocent, but you daydream of terrible things. I can't imagine what you've done back in the real world

[10:18 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Hey I'm nice :(

[10:20 A.M.] Josiah

> Where are my SCISSORS

>

> Where did they GO

[10:21 A.M.] Charlie

> i eated them

[10:21 A.M.] Josiah

> Give them back

>

> I'm coming for you

[10:21 A.M.] Charlie

> not anymore

[10:22 A.M.] Josiah

> 🤬

[10:22 A.M.] Rose

> shit them out.

[10:22 A.M.] Just me I guess

> JAHDHSKZHDH??@?!?¿¿°

[10:22 A.M.] Charlie

> no

>

> im retaining my shit

[10:23 A.M.] Keanu

> what the fuck is happening

>

> i cant go away for 2 fucking seconds without walking back to some new retarded shit

[10:23 A.M.] Josiah

> My bowels got down syndrome, when I take a deuce they call it that retarded shit 💯🔥™️

[10:23 A.M.] Rose

> HUH?

[10:23 A.M.] Just me I guess

> I’m sorry but this is funniest exchange that I’ve ever seen

>

> I’m actually crying right now

[10:24 A.M.] Charlie

> good for you

>

> ill shit in your mouth

[10:25 A.M.] Rose

> TOO MUCH SHIT. STOP SHITTING PLEASE.

[10:25 A.M.] Josiah

> What happened to retaining it

[10:25 A.M.] Just me I guess

> OH

>

> Yeah do that Charlie so Josiah can get his scissors back

>

> A small price to pay

[10:25 A.M.] Rose

> You want him to shit in your mouth?

[10:26 A.M.] Charlie

> i don’t care about the scissors anymore

>

> i want you to suffer

[10:26 A.M.] Just me I guess

> D:

[10:26 A.M.] Keanu

> you could regurgitate them

[10:27 A.M.] Charlie

> im gonna shit the scirssors into your stomach so youll have to shit them out too

[10:27 A.M.] Rose

> Shitception

[10:27 A.M.] Keanu

> what in the fuckin human centipede

[10:28 A.M.] Josiah

> My scissors did nothing to deserve this. You all are sick.

[10:28 A.M.] Charlie

> ill shit them in your mouth too

[10:28 A.M.] Just me I guess

> NOOOOOO

[10:28 A.M.] Josiah

> Be careful, I might let you

>

> Rose? Would you want them next?

[10:29 A.M.] Rose

> I just wanted a crossword puzzle dawg. Not this

[10:29 A.M.] Charlie

> theres an 11 letter word here. writing shitception

[10:30 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Oh god please I can't. I’ve been crying laughing for like 10 minutes now stop

[10:30 A.M.] Kacey

> Wow. Okay

>

> Well may you find your scissors again Josiah

[10:30 A.M.] Rose

> You’re laughing a poop jokes, by the way. Just reminding you

[10:30 A.M.] Josiah

> Thank you Kacey

[10:30 A.M.] Just me I guess

> LMAO

[10:30 A.M.] Charlie

> no you wont

>

> and you wont want your scissors back when im done with them

[10:31 A.M.] Rose

> Turning on the tap and something vaguely reminiscent of scissors fall out

>

> Also you have tetanus

[10:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Wtf is happening😭

[10:32 A.M.] Josiah

> Oh and of course the new person would wake up during this

[10:32 A.M.] Kacey

> Go back to bed, Reanna

[10:32 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I caaaaant it's almost 11

>

> Damn I missed a lot

[10:32 A.M.] Kacey

> Lots of shitting.

[10:32 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> A literal shitstorm fr

[10:33 A.M.] Just me I guess

> I thought it was just gonna be those first couple of message but NO it kept GOING

[10:34 A.M.] Charlie

> just as god intended🔥💯

[10:34 A.M.] Josiah

> Emojis are my thing hoebag. Get your own quirck

[10:34 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> The shit that keeps on shitting ig

[10:34 A.M.] Just me I guess

> PFFSEFHUHSHS

[10:37 A.M.] Just me I guess

> And this is only the SECOND DAY

>

> I can't wait to see what crazy hijinks are in store for the future

[10:38 A.M.] Rose

> This group chat will never the same after the events that just transpired

[10:38 A.M.] Charlie

> neither will ur ass

[10:38 A.M.] Rose

> My ass is going to be sown to your mouth. This is your fault

[10:39 A.M.] Reanna

> Well Josiah I think it's safe to say when you get your scissors back they will have been through a lot of people :)

[10:39 A.M.] Josiah

> Yeah nah fuck that I'm requesting a new pair of scissors. Yall cockgobblers can keep this one

>

> I'm still coming for you Charlie

>

> These walls can't protect you

ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.

[10:39 A.M.] Rose

> DAMN EVEN JUST SAYING THE WORD WALLS TRIGGERS THAT NOW?

[10:40 A.M.] Charlie

> take your complaints to management dicktard

>

> u aint fukin touching me lol

[10:40 A.M.] Josiah

> I'm gonna touch all over you femboy

>

> I'm gonna buttfuck you so hard that you'll need crutches to walk around because moving your legs hurts your ass so much

[10:40 A.M.] Rose

> Goodbye! I'm going to eat lunch!

[10:41 A.M.] Charlie

> well ill run you over with a chevrolet trax

[10:41 A.M.] Just me I guess

> Enjoy your lunch Rose! Tell us about it!

[10:42 A.M.] Josiah

> Well I'll fuck you with one

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Just me I guess[133-306-5075], Nico[133-337-9728]

[3:49 P.M.] Nico

> damarae god please help me i am so fucking bored

[3:55 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Oh no :0 what's happening

[3:55 P.M.] Nico

> NOTHING

>

> im tired of watching tv and eating snacks

>

> im losing my FUCKING mind

>

> your a fun person what are you doing

[3:56 P.M.] Just me I guess

> D; oh! Well first off thank you! And I haven't been doing that much either other than texting people and watching Gravity Falls

>

> I also cooked up some mac and cheese earlier! Cooking is something to do!

[3:56 P.M.] Nico

> dawg i cant cook for shit

>

> tf is gravity falls

[3:57 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Why don’t you watch it and find out 👀

[3:57 P.M.] Nico

> i would rather commit toaster bathtub than that thanks

[3:57 P.M.] Just me I guess

> What about your music library? Got any good albums?

[3:58 P.M.] Nico

> i got like a ton of imagine dragons shit

>

> like wtf there the lamest band in history i dont want shit

[3:58 P.M.] Just me I guess

> I have an Imagine Dragons album too! They’re good!

>

> And hey there’s got to be a reason that they were picked for you?🤷‍♀️

[3:58 P.M.] Nico

> i want a refund

[3:59 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Try listening to one! See if you like it!

[3:59 P.M.] Nico

> i dont want to

>

> who are you texting

[4:00 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Oh, it’s mostly some group chat that I’m in. They’re really weird but very funny

[4:00 P.M.] Nico

> GROUP CHAT?

>

> WHEN THE FUCK WERE THERE GROUP CHATS?

[4:00 P.M.] Just me I guess

> OH YOU DIDNT KNOW

>

> Yeah if you tap on those three dots on your contacts page you’ll see it!

[4:01 P.M.] Nico

> this is such dogshit

>

> invite me to yours

[4:02 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Ooooh I dunno… they’re like REALLY weird

[4:02 P.M.] Nico

> i dont care

>

> let me join

[4:02 P.M.] Just me I guess

> But there’s already a whole bunch of people soooo…

[4:02 P.M.] Nico

> I DONT CARE DAMARSE

>

> I NEED SOMETJIG TO DO

[4:03 P.M.] Just me I guess

> But you already said before you don’t really like talking to people D;

[4:03 P.M.] Nico

> WELL NOW I DO

>

> NOW IM A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY

[4:05 P.M.] Just me I guess

> OOOO I really like this next episode!

[4:05 P.M.] Nico

> LET ME IN DAMMAREA

[4:06 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Imagine Dragons!

[4:06 P.M.] Nico

> NO

>

> GROUP CHAT

>

> GOD DAMMIT

[4:06 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Imagine Dragons!

[4:07 P.M.] Nico

> SHUP UT

[4:08 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Imagine Dragons!

[4:08 P.M.] Nico

> IM NOT LISTENING TO THE IMAGINE DRAGONS

[4:09 P.M.] Just me I guess

> Gravity Falls!

[4:09 P.M.] Nico

> IM GOING INSANE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

[4:10 P.M.] Just me I guess

> 🕺🕺Am I blanching? Girl we blanchin! I live up in a mansion!

[4:10 P.M.] Nico

> YOU ARE GOING TO DIE WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE

ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.

[4:25 P.M.] Nico

> FUCK YOU DAMARAE

[5:48 P.M.] Nico

> Mercury Act 2 is the greatest album ever created in music history. i take back all that i said before and fully devote myself to there cause. Long live the Imagine Dragons, for they will live forever in my heart.

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