meee[133-705-8760], chick witha dick[133-489-5399]
[8:50 P.M.] meee
> just finished shitting
[8:50 P.M.] chick witha dick
> that is so cool
>
> literally slayyiiiinng queeeen
[8:51 P.M.] meee
> bro I knoow
>
> that toilet is absolutely gobbling my turds right now
[8:51 P.M.] chick witha dick
> the toilet deosnt' know how lucky it is
[8:51 P.M.] meee
> literally
>
> i could have shit in my pants
>
> that toilet would have never gotten a taste of me
[8:52 P.M.] chick witha dick
> but it did
>
> god i wish i was that toilet
[8:52 P.M.] meee
> calm down
[8:53 P.M.] chick witha dick
> apologees
>
> i just get so excited when people bring up poop
[8:54 P.M.] meee
> its ok me too
>
> what about pee
[8:54 P.M.] chick witha dick
> pee?? oh m god dont get me strted…..
[8:54 P.M.] meee
> have you ever tasted your pee before
[8:54 P.M.] chick witha dick
> bro
>
> bro
>
> …….bro
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> of course i have
[8:55 P.M.] meee
> i once blended my poop and pee together into a smoothie with pineapple
>
> it gave me ibs
[8:55 P.M.] chick witha dick
> oh my gosh you drank your poop and it made you poop even more? thats so incredible
[8:57 P.M.] meee
> i know dude
>
> i drank the poop smoothie and it made my bowels shoot out poop smoothie from my body
[8:57 P.M.] chick witha dick
> the wonders of biology
[8:57 P.M.] meee
> absolutely
>
> so true
[8:58 P.M.] chick witha dick
> how much pineapple?
[8:58 P.M.] meee
> about 3 tiny chunks
>
> ones youd find on a pizza
>
> maybe 4 if you have a big blender
[8:59 P.M.] chick witha dick
> i dont have a blender :((((
[8:59 P.M.] meee
> nooooo dude how are you gonna make your own poop smoothies
>
> brooo
[8:59 P.M.] chick witha dick
> broooo
[8:59 P.M.] meee
> brooooooooooo
[8:59 P.M.] chick witha dick
> Bröœœõøôòœ:
[9:00 P.M.] meee
> bro its ok you can put your poop and pee into a bix mixing bowl and mash them together with two spoons
[9:01 P.M.] chick witha dick
> brroooo thats so smart
>
> im gonna pee in a mixing bowl right now
[9:01 P.M.] meee
> thats so based queeen
[9:32 P.M.] meee
> bro did you trip and crack on your skull on the counter where the fuck are you
>
> we had a great riff going there
[9:39 P.M.] chick witha dick
> oh my god im sorry i threw me phone between the couch cushions and forgot about it
[9:39 P.M.] meee
> ????????huh
[9:40 P.M.] chick witha dick
> the stupid fucking group chat people
>
> their blowing up my phone
>
> theres like 18 people in it now
[9:40 P.M.] meee
> sighs aloud
[9:42 P.M.] chick witha dick
> i am sighing aloud too
>
> logan is arguing with shereen because rohan got kicked, and now two of his friends got added by logan to argue about him as well
[9:42 P.M.] meee
> yup
>
> sorry for added you there
>
> but in my defense its juliens fault for adding me
[9:47 P.M.] chick witha dick
> bitch you begged for them to let you in
[9:47 P.M.] meee
> i know but i didnt think they would do it
>
> just leave it
[9:48 P.M.] chick witha dick
> i cant, not until i have all their names
>
> i need names elicia
>
> i need them
>
> i need all the names
>
> i need my contacts to have names
>
> i need ttttttttttttttto to go to bed
[9:48 P.M.] meee
> at 948? bitch
[9:49 P.M.] chick witha dick
> suck my balls its been a long day
[9:49 P.M.] meee
> sure thing. bitch. ill go talk to someone else because you dont want to
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meee[133-705-8760], italian bitch[133-582-6544]
[9:50 P.M.] meee
> danelle
>
> hi danelle
>
> hiiiiiiii
>
> helloooooo
[9:52 P.M.] italian bitch
> hi
[9:52 P.M.] meee
> how we doiiiiiinnng
[9:53 P.M.] italian bitch
> good
>
> just finished taking a shower
[9:53 P.M.] meee
> staying hydrated? gross
>
> wait the fuck why did i say hydrated
>
> i was thinking hygeine why did i .
>
> hygeinated?
[9:53 P.M.] italian bitch
> clean?
[9:53 P.M.] meee
> shut up dont correct me
>
> hygeinated is a word i dont care what autocorrect says
[9:54 P.M.] italian bitch
> its spelt hygiene
[9:54 P.M.] meee
> shut your fucking trap foreigner
>
> what did i just tell you
[9:56 P.M.] italian bitch
> so what are you doing
[9:56 P.M.] meee
> i am committing the cardinal sin of abc news
>
> staring at nancy pelosis tits
>
> shes very hot
[10:04 P.M.] italian bitch
> oh
>
> cool
[10:07 P.M.] meee
> … dont tell me youre getting tired too
[10:08 P.M.] italian bitch
> ive been awake since 6 am
[10:08 P.M.] meee
> oh yeah? long fuckin day flipping pizza dough in the air and cooking spaghetti? fuckin ítálíáńó?
>
> ive been awake since noon and took 3 naps whats your excuse
[10:12 P.M.] meee
> ANSWER ME
[10:13 P.M.] italian bitch
> I need sleep
[10:13 P.M.] meee
> no you dont
>
> ill make your ass sleep forever if you dont wake the fuc up
[10:16 P.M.] meee
> mothehfucker the next time i shit and wipe my ass ill stick the crumpled toilet paper in the air vents
>
> see how well you sleep then
[10:17 P.M.] italian bitch
> please dont
[10:17 P.M.] meee
> you wanna fuckin test me ho?
[10:20 P.M.] meee
> DO YOU?
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meee[133-705-8760], name spelt stupidly[133-786-2362]
[10:14 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> Im wonering
>
> Wondering .
[10:14 P.M.] meee
> wonering
[10:14 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> shut up
[10:15 P.M.] meee
> woner. is that slang for woman boner?
[10:15 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> I SAID SHUT UP >:[
[10:15 P.M.] meee
> apologies
>
> please forgive me Codie
[10:15 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> no
>
> But anyways
>
> I was wonDering
>
> Is it like
>
> Normal to take showers every time you're bored
[10:16 P.M.] meee
> uh
>
> come again
[10:16 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> I have taken 3 showers today
[10:16 P.M.] meee
> that doesnt sound normal no
[10:16 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> But
>
> Why not
>
> Because
[10:17 P.M.] meee
> pretty sure that fucks up your skin
[10:18 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> Well maybe I want a little fucked up skin
>
> Maybe I wanna crawl around my house looking like a dry lizard
[10:18 P.M.] meee
> youll look like a glob of expired pudding
[10:19 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> Thats literally me though
>
> I'm that
[10:21 P.M.] meee
> you do you i guess
[10:22 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> Hmm. What if I just sat in the shower forever
>
> And never turned the water off
[10:22 P.M.] meee
> for 150 days? your body would erode and become one with the water
[10:22 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> That would get me killed I think
[10:22 P.M.] meee
> you would cease to exist
[10:23 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> No mroe codie :((
[10:23 P.M.] meee
> gone
[10:23 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> poof
[10:23 P.M.] meee
The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.
> obliterated
[10:23 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> Materially nonexistent
[10:23 P.M.] meee
> disintegrated
[10:23 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> died
[10:24 P.M.] meee
> no more codie
[10:24 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> alive'nt
[10:24 P.M.] meee
> perished
[10:25 P.M.] name spelt stupidly
> I'm gonna go take a 4th shower brb
[10:25 P.M.] meee
> have fun
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meee[133-705-8760], chick witha dick[133-656-8961]
[10:22 P.M.] chick witha dick
> eleiciaic
>
> elicia
>
> help
>
> FUCK
[10:23 P.M.] meee
> look who came crawling back
[10:23 P.M.] chick witha dick
> the groupc
>
> hat
>
> group chat
>
> they wont
>
> OH MY GOD THEY WONT SHUP P TUP
[10:25 P.M.] meee
> LEAVE BRO
[10:25 P.M.] chick witha dick
> AAAAAAAAAAAHWWEWWWEWWEWEWEWPPOPOPOPOOOOPPOPP
>
> THEY WONT LETM E SLEEEeeeeeeeeeeee'eEeEEEEEE
>
> p
[10:25 P.M.] meee
> hide your phone in the oven
[10:25 P.M.] chick witha dick
> i cant hide it anyweher
>
> its too quiet
>
> i cant GET AWYFR OM THE SUPID PHONE SMSESAGES SOUND
>
> IM GOING NSINANE
>
> IM CRAWLING ON M WALS
>
> Bro what would happen if i broke my pheon
[10:26 P.M.] meee
> damn bro cool your tits
>
> hang on im gonna hit up julien and see if they can shut them up
[10:26 P.M.] chick witha dick
> yur my hero
——————————
meee[133-705-8760], who?[133-489-5399]
[10:26 P.M.] meee
> heeyyy boo
>
> hows it being
[10:27 P.M.] who?
> All right
>
> Enjoying a plate of pork fried rice
[10:27 P.M.] meee
> pork fried that tice? dman bro
[10:28 P.M.] who?
> That's right
>
> And now I'm eating it
[10:28 P.M.] meee
> so i had a funny llittle idea
>
> as a little bit of a favor for robin
>
> because she cant sleep
>
> maybe you could
>
> possibly
>
> tell the entire group chat to shut their stupid mouths and go to sleep too
[10:30 P.M.] who?
> Oh
>
> Well I'm sorry to say but your wish is far out of my control
[10:30 P.M.] meee
> cumOOON
>
> you made the group chat
>
> your like its leader
[10:31 P.M.] who?
> Leaders only have authority if its given to them
>
> That hasn't happened in the group chat nor will it ever
>
> A disease rots in the core of that place that poisons the hearts of all who enter
>
> If you want Robin to be saved, she needs to save herself
[10:31 P.M.] meee
> dont do all that mystical feudal age talk with me
>
> tell them bitches to go to fuckin sleep
[10:31 P.M.] who?
> Elicia
>
> You must understand that I have no leverage over them
>
> The power to remove others from the group is a universal one
>
> And if you anger the mob, they will come for you next
>
> They will find your number and make your life an inescapable hell
>
> And just when you think you've cut off everyone who will bother you, they multiply and attack you from behind
>
> Disorder is all that they know, and it is all they will continue to perpetrate. Escape while you can
[10:32 P.M.] meee
> Bitch wtf are you talking about
>
> you are no help at all
>
> robin is suffering
>
> look she just texted me again saying shes about to microwave her phone until it explodes
>
> at least try
[10:32 P.M.] who?
> Sorry, but there's no breaking the curse that has fallen over them
>
> This outcome was foretold in the pages of the Necronomicon. To change their fates would be to rewrite the eldritch script on the Mountains of Madness, to change the deep carvings on the white stones of the Plateau of Leng
[10:33 P.M.] meee
> man are you serious
>
> what the fuck are you on
>
> just add me back
>
> ill fucking tell them myself
[10:34 P.M.] who?
> Some say the world will end in fire,
>
> Some say in ice.
>
> From what I’ve tasted of desire
>
> I hold with those who favor fire.
>
> But if it had to perish twice,
>
> I think I know enough of hate
>
> To say that for destruction ice
[10:34 P.M.] meee
> im going to kill you
[10:34 P.M.] who?
> Is also great
>
> And would suffice.
——————————
"My 14 page essay on the importance of mole weevils in a post-nuclear holocaust society"
meee[133-705-8760], asshole 1[133-795-3757], who?[133-656-8961], mom[133-440-6740], m[133-802-7988], chill[133-853-2667], ???[133-296-8468], anthony fantano fanclub owner[133-347-4232], some dude[133-782-0376], weezer album[133-382-1325], wtf kinda name is baxter[133-812-2602], chick witha dick[133-489-5399], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-875-0839], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-490-6016], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-533-0811], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-845-6373]
ALERT: meee[133-705-8760] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[10:35 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> In fact, I believe it was Karl Marx who wrote "Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the female sex, the ugly ones included"
[10:35 P.M.] ???
> oh my god
[10:35 P.M.] asshole 1
> YOOOOO ELICIAS BACK
[10:35 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬now there you gooooooo agaaain♬
[10:35 P.M.] meee
> fuck u bitch
>
> how do you even remember my name
[10:35 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> So if we think about this from the perspective of the antidisestablishmentarianists, then you might be able to guess why it wasn't such a good idea for them to start burning churches down in western gloucestershire
[10:35 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬yousay you want your freeedooom♬
[10:36 P.M.] meee
> wtf is going on
[10:36 P.M.] chick witha dick
> ELICIA?
[10:36 P.M.] meee
> ROBIN
>
> GO TO SLEEP
[10:36 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬well who am iiii to keeep you doooowwwn♬
[10:36 P.M.] meee
> ILL DEAL WITH THEM
[10:36 P.M.] asshole 1
> Hey elicia meet kalem and evan
[10:36 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> But what's actually hilarious about the ongoing crisis is that when the king heard about his second son switching sides, not only did he FIRE his top military advisor, but he saw no problem letting half of the medicine supply deep in the palace storage just go expired
[10:36 P.M.] meee
> no
>
> fuck kalem and evan
>
> and whoever the fuck else you added
[10:36 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬its oonly riIIIGHT that you should plaay the waay you feeell it♬
[10:36 P.M.] meee
> BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[10:36 P.M.] asshole 1
> that one is evan
[10:36 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> So when the rebuttal from prince eric came in threatening to torch all of northern ireland, all hopes of defusing the standoff in a way that didn't mean bowing to his every demand was basically moot
[10:36 P.M.] meee
> I dont fucking care who evan is
>
> its fucking 10:37 at night
>
> some of us are trying to sleep
[10:37 P.M.] m
> they're trying to cause a distraction so they can add rohan when shereen leaves
[10:37 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬but listooon carefullyYYyy to the soouuund of yor loone-li-ness♬
[10:37 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> All leverage the monarchy had was completely theoretical, and eric saw right through this. So what happened next? That's fucking right baby, Thomas Edison enters the picture
[10:37 P.M.] weezer album
> Lol sleep?
[10:37 P.M.] who?
> I'm here too assface
[10:37 P.M.] meee
> PEOPLE
[10:37 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬like a heeartbeat driiives you mAAad♬
[10:37 P.M.] meee
> ROBIN IS TRYING TO SLEEP
>
> AND CANT
>
> BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE MAKING SO MUCH NOISE
[10:37 P.M.] asshole 1
> She can just leave lol
>
> We'll add her ass back tomorrow
[10:37 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Now at this time, Thomas Eddy is a little… preoccupied in the eastern US throwing lawsuits at jewish people for stealing his copyrights. But once the governor of New South Wales invites him to a fancy dinner party, things start heating up
[10:37 P.M.] meee
> or
>
> you all go to fucking bed and stop blowing up everyones phones
[10:37 P.M.] weezer album
> but this place is fun
[10:38 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬in the stiiillness ooof rememberin♬
[10:38 P.M.] anthony fantano fanclub owner
> Yeah where else are you gonna get an experience like this
[10:38 P.M.] meee
> go fuck your uncle eliot
>
> its past your bedtime
[10:38 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬what you haaAaaad♬
[10:38 P.M.] weezer album
> And you know what? I dont think we have ENOUGH people in this club
[10:38 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Prince eric intercepted the invitation and decided to show up to the party HIMSELF, and he BEFRIENDED Edison and started regular correspondence with him afterwards. Now, the details after this are a little fuzzy. We dont know exactly what those letters contained thanks to eric destroying them all at the end of his life, but we DO know their personal businesses became very intertwined.
[10:38 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬and whatchu loo oo ossst♬
[10:38 P.M.] weezer album
> What if I just added everybody in the game here
[10:38 P.M.] meee
> i will literally kill every single one of you
[10:38 P.M.] who?
> Do not do that Javier
[10:39 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬and whatchu hAAAAAAA AAa aaad♬
[10:39 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> And eric, in the ultimate fatal blow for the king, bought the patent rights for all of Edison's electric inventions and began his own booming business selling them to the masses as part of his propaganda campaign
[10:37 P.M.] asshole 1
> Ooooh boy lmao
[10:39 P.M.] anthony fantano fanclub owner
> No wait that actually sounds like a cool idea
[10:39 P.M.] meee
> NO IT DOESNT
>
> GO TO SLEEP
ALERT: UNKNOWN SENDER[133-319-1941] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[10:39 P.M.] meee
> THINK ABOUT WHAT YOURE DOING
ALERT: UNKNOWN SENDER[133-966-1196] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[10:39 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬and whatchu looost♬
[10:39 P.M.] anthony fantano fanclub owner
> LETS GOO
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[10:39 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> In the court of public opinion, the battle was all but settled, and the king was forced to sue for peace lest his support in parliament fall apart
[10:39 P.M.] ???
> Oooohn o no non on no non o
ALERT: UNKNOWN SENDER[133-481-9556] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[10:39 P.M.] chick witha dick
> eliciaaaaaa its not working
[10:39 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬THUN DA only HAappens when its r aAA inin♬
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[10:40 P.M.] meee
> im sorry robin
>
> i had no idea
[10:40 P.M.] asshole 1
> Why dont we all sing a song together as the world crumbles
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[10:40 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> One of the key demands that eric demanded involved bits of foreign policy involving france, specifically issues of many of their colonies around africa and the middle east. See, not only were these people insanely reactionary, they were also heavily imperialist and hated france deeply
[10:40 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬THUN DA only HAappens when its r aAA inin♬
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[10:40 P.M.] asshole 1
> Ahem
[10:40 P.M.] anthony fantano fanclub owner
> weeeeeee
[10:40 P.M.] asshole 1
> your day breaks
>
> your mind aches
ALERT: UNKNOWN SENDER[133-366-3195] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[10:40 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> whoa what the hell
[10:40 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬PLAY ERS only lOOove you when theyre p laAA yin♬
[10:40 P.M.] asshole 1
> you find that all her words kindness linger on
>
> when she no longer needs you
ALERT: UNKNOWN SENDER[133-616-4443] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[10:40 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> wut is going on
[10:40 P.M.] meee
> alright see you all tomorrow
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[10:40 P.M.] asshole 1
> you wake up
[10:40 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> So under their order, a naval blockade was ordered across almost the entire mediterranian sea, blocking france's shipments south. The colony they were trying to establish in Algeria was denied with no official explanation, and soon enough the british would start taking it for themselves. France was pissed
[10:41 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬say wOmen they will cooOme and they will gOooo♬
[10:41 P.M.] asshole 1
> she makes up
[10:41 P.M.] meee
> ill just let the staff deal with my body after i hang myself in a closet
[10:41 P.M.] ???
> its all over. its all hopeless
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[10:41 P.M.] asshole 1
> she takes her time and doesnt feel she has to hurry
[10:41 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> LMAO wtf
[10:41 P.M.] mom
> Guys. Please shut up.
[10:41 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬when the rAIn wasHES yOu clEan you'll knoOOw♬
[10:41 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> There was a whole bunch of diplomatic furor with Britain for next several years (I.E. world war 1), but thats not important. What IS important is how they retaliated
[10:41 P.M.] asshole 1
> she no longer needs you
[10:41 P.M.] rohan (dead)
> OOOOOOOH YeAH BABBYYYY GUESS WHOS BACK MOTHERUCKERS
[10:41 P.M.] anthony fantano fanclub owner
> This is going great
ALERT: UNKNOWN SENDER[133-743-2123] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[10:41 P.M.] asshole 1
> and in her eyes you see nothing
[10:41 P.M.] anthony fantano fanclub owner
> OH FUCK YOU WOKE UP SHEREEN
ALERT: GROUP CHAT NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED TO "cumming inside a loofah and scrubbing myself with it in the shower" BY rohan (dead)
[10:41 P.M.] asshole 1
> AH SHIT
ALERT: UNKNOWN SENDER[133-993-7490] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[10:41 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> You see, France wasn't going to just let its colonial ambitions STOP. So they sent a platoon of ships AROUND africa and into east asia, and settled on a pocket of land between the pacific and indian ocean, or what is modern-day laos, cambodia, and vietnam
[10:41 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> LMAOOOOO
[10:42 P.M.] rohan (dead)
> oh yeah we're back AAALLL night
[10:42 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> thats fuckin gross
[10:42 P.M.] mom
> No you aren't.
[10:42 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬now here i gooooooo agaaain♬
[10:42 P.M.] asshole 1
> EVAN SHUT IT
>
> IT DIDNT WORK
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[10:42 P.M.] anthony fantano fanclub owner
> Awww come on bro
[10:42 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> And so French Indo-China was born, squeezed between british india and the american phillipines, and directly challenging those two's trading authority
[10:42 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬i seee the cryystall viiiIIsioons♬
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[10:42 P.M.] asshole 1
> NOOOOO
>
> SHEREEN WTF WHYD YOU REMOVE HIM
[10:43 P.M.] mom
> You all are getting kicked.
[10:43 P.M.] asshole 1
> NO NONONONON WHOLD ON
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[10:43 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> ♬ikeepmyvisiontomyself♬
[10:43 P.M.] asshole 1
> DONT
[10:43 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> oh shit
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[10:43 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Uuuuh fuck theres more to thes tory but thats the basic gist of it you know what happened agter liike revolution against the french and shit
[10:44 P.M.] asshole 1
> SHEREEN DO NOT
>
> DONT DO IT
>
> STOP
>
> DONT
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[10:44 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> And thaats my thesis on how the invention of the lightbulb led to the vietnam war! thank you for listening!
>
> I made all of that up!
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[10:46 P.M.] mom
> Are we done?
[10:47 P.M.] meee
> yes mom
[10:47 P.M.] mom
> Good. Now go to bed. Or at least stop talking here.
[10:51 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Yo what the FUCK is this
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