Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Sinclair[133-898-0111]
[6:13 P.M.] Sinclair
> HESTER
>
> Bro I just figured out something super fuckin trippy
[6:13 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> ???
>
> Do tell
[6:14 P.M.] Sinclair
> Turn off yoru lights
[6:14 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Come again
[6:14 P.M.] Sinclair
> Turn off all your lights
>
> Completely darken your whole room
[6:14 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Why
[6:14 P.M.] Sinclair
> BECAUSE
>
> YOUR ROOM WILL NOT BE DARK
>
> !$!$@!!!$)*(&*@!*$[]\:[:{}}"
>
> YOUVE GoT NO WINDOWS. NO EXIT. YOUR JUST IN A BOX.
>
> BUT WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OFF
>
> IT ISNT DARK
[6:16 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Hold on what the hell
[6:16 P.M.] Sinclair
> HOW DOES THAT WORK!??!?!
[6:16 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Are the walls glowing or something?
>
> That's super weird
[6:17 P.M.] Sinclair
> I dont have a fraction of a fucking clue bro
>
> But there are definitely wizards behind these walls
[6:17 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> They did have the technology to wipe our memories, so I guess anything is possible here
[6:18 P.M.] Sinclair
> You know what would have been much cheaper and easier
>
> Do you have any idea what would have made more sense to light the rooms with other than glow in the dark walls
[6:19 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> ?
[6:19 P.M.] Sinclair
> FUCKING WINDOWS, HESTER
>
> THEY COULD HAVE ADDED SOME MFING WINDOWS
[6:21 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Speaking of, where in the country even are we?
[6:21 P.M.] Sinclair
> Utah
>
> Idfk
>
> We could be in a bunker under the english channel forall i fucking know
[6:21 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> What if we're in North Korea
[6:22 P.M.] Sinclair
> Those ALLERTS did seems like they were written by a kidnapped guy…,
>
> And all this food shit? Is there where it goes instead of to their people?
>
> AER WE IN THOSE EMPTY BUILDINGS THEY KEEP ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER???!
>
> AND IS OUR REWARD AT THE END FREEDOM??
>
> ARE WE WAR ORISONERS, HESTER??
[6:22 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Cnn is talking about tiktok
>
> So probably not
[6:22 P.M.] Sinclair
> ewyou watch cnn
>
> Gtfoh liberal
[6:23 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> It was only the first news channel I ssaw
[6:34 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> IT Was ONLH THE FIRST NWS CHANNEL IS AW
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Thiago Lastnameundisclosed[133-292-6026]
[7:01 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Hey Thiago
[7:06 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Thiago
[7:10 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> THIAGO
[7:11 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> If you’re going to say something unprompted then just fucking say it
>
> I have nothing to reply to when you haven’t fucking told me anything
[7:11 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Turn off your lights
[7:12 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> No
[7:12 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Trust me just do it
[7:14 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> How about you just tell me what that’s supposed to do and skip the drama
[7:14 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> That’s less fun though
>
> Turn all of your lights off you won’t be disappointed
[7:19 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> You have guaranteed that I will be disappointed just by saying that
[7:19 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Stop being stubborn
>
> It's really cool and weird
[7:21 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Then why are you pulling my teeth
[7:21 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Because its better if you see it for yourself
[7:26 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> I'm keeping my lamp on. Now what am I supposed to be looking at
[7:26 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> TURN THE LAMP OFF
[7:27 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> You are not making me turn the lamp off
[7:27 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Yes I am
[7:27 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Fuck off
[7:27 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Not fucking off until you turn the lamp off
[7:36 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Congratulations, you have achieved having me sit in dark room. Now what
[7:36 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Don't you see how there's still light in the room
[7:37 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Is that seriously was this is about
>
> Do you really think you're the first person to figure that out
[7:37 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> No?
[7:40 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Great job then
>
> You're an incredibly slow human being
[7:41 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Thanks
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Jae Hamilton[133-239-0082]
[8:11 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> The first big elimination is only a few hours away
>
> Will you be staying up to watch it
[8:13 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> Like a sports event? No, probably not. I’ve been awake since 4 am
[8:13 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> What if it’s you though
>
> What if it’s ME
[8:13 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> I think my odds are solid
>
> I’m not fretting over a 0.007% chance I fall tonight
[8:14 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> But everyone else has those same odds
[8:14 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> That’s still a 99.993% it won’t be me
[8:15 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> I suppose
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Sinclair[133-898-0111]
[8:21 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Bro what the hell did you know we have a music cabinet
[8:21 P.M.] Sinclair
> HUH?
>
> Elaborate I want the tunes
[8:22 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> See that cabinet by your tv
[8:22 P.M.] Sinclair
> The Cabinet is present yes
[8:22 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Check the top
[8:24 P.M.] Sinclair
> Do you take me for a fool
>
> We’re you really so jealous I found that light thing first that you felt the need to taunt me
[8:24 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> What
[8:25 P.M.] Sinclair
> If so, hats off to you I was very excited there
[8:25 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> No they’re in the small drawer below the movie shelves
[8:25 P.M.] Sinclair
> Tell me where they really are Hester
>
> Oh
>
> Oh there they are
[8:25 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Yeah
>
> What albums do you have
[8:26 P.M.] Sinclair
> I have no idea
>
> I don’t know who any of these bitches are
>
> I think it’s just a bunch of alternative boy bands or something
>
> Where’s a cd plater at
[8:26 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Should be a radio by the dvd player
[8:27 P.M.] Sinclair
Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit.
> Alright let’s see what these “bastille” characters are like
[8:27 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> I have a weird mix of country and rap music
>
> Like I have the Black Panther soundtrack and and 3 Chris Stapleton albums
[8:36 P.M.] Sinclair
> Holy s
>
> What the fuck
>
> This band
[8:36 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Enjoying them?
[8:38 P.M.] Sinclair
> This is
>
> What the Fuck
>
> Who’s the singer
>
> Dan Smith
>
> Yeah I’m going to be here all night don’t talk to me I won’t respond
[8:38 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> You’re welcome
[8:39 P.M.] Sinclair
> Don’t get cocky I wouldkv found it at some point anyway
[8:39 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> And I’m sure I would have found the lights thing anyway too
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Schofield, Kumari[133-732-0256]
[8:44 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Hey did you know too that the whole room is glow in the dark or was I just really slow
[8:46 P.M.] Schofield, Kumari
> Yes? I haven't had lights on for most of the day
>
> And you're using "or" wrong there. You can't say "Did you know about this or did I learn about it late" because those two statements in essence mean the same thing
[8:46 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> I guess I was late
>
> And apparently not good at comprehending grammer
[8:47 P.M.] Schofield, Kumari
> Grammar, with an A
[8:47 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Our whole relationship the next few months is just gonna be you correcting my bad spelling
[8:47 P.M.] Schofield, Kumari
> If it has to be
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Thiago Lastnameundisclosed[133-292-6026]
[8:59 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> The first elimination is coming soon
>
> What do you thinks going to happen
[9:09 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> I don't fucking know
>
> I think somebody will get eliminated
[9:09 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Of coures
>
> But hwat kind of criteria do you think they're hiding to pick us off with
[9:14 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Whatever it was the alert said about our activities during the day
[9:14 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> What kind of activities would they be gauging on our first day though
>
> Something like how much TV we've watched? Or how much we've texted people?
[9:20 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Probably one of those
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Jae Hamilton[133-239-0082]
[9:19 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Have you wondered what the elimination criteria might be
>
> It's only the first day, I wonder what activities they're eyeing?
[9:21 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> They also said the criteria is randomly selected
>
> And they also have enough of them to eliminate all of us
>
> So it may get really weird
[9:21 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> But how weird
>
> Like how much toothpaste we used this morning?
[9:22 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> Could be
>
> Can you even name 144 activities we could engage in
[9:24 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> I'll think about it
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Schofield, Kumari[133-732-0256]
[9:26 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> I've been talking to some other people about the eliminations
>
> What are your thoughts?
[9:26 P.M.] Schofield, Kumari
> Thoughts about anything specific or broadly?
[9:26 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Just in general
>
> Like what you think the criteria theyre tracking is
[9:28 P.M.] Schofield, Kumari
> Error #14: you asked for thoughts broadly and then asked for something specific
>
> But yes, I have a few thoughts to provide concerning what the elimination will look like, though nothing even remotely conclusive because we haven't seen one yet and the alert was very vague
>
> First, there are any number of ways the criteria can be measured and how it can be used for elimination. The criteria could involve how much of one activity we engage in—like cooking with the stove or watching TV—or if we engage in a certain activity at all. Maybe we could be eliminated for being the only one to sleep past noon, or it could be for spending the most amount of time on your phone, or the least. I wonder if they could use both the "least" and "most" of the same variable as two different elimination criterias. This could certainly put more interest and strategy into the game as you would always want to keep yourself square in the middle.
>
> My main concern however is what happens if there's a tie in that scenario. Maybe the criteria is watching the least amount of movies, and two people haven't watched any. I wonder if that means either they both get eliminated, or there's a runoff and the two are matched against some other random criteria
>
> There are lots of ways this can be done, to put it shortly. We'll find out soon enough
[9:32 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Yeah
>
> I guess we will
>
> Thank you for your big brain
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Thiago Lastnameundisclosed[133-292-6026]
[9:34 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Have you talked to Kumari at all
[9:38 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> No I dont know him
[9:38 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Damn you should meet him
>
> The guys like a supergenius
>
> He has a whole running theory about the game he's been cooking up
>
> He seems like the perfect partner you'd want to go through the game with
[9:43 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Great
>
> I;ll write his name so I know who to look for in my 140 UNKNOWN SENDERS
[9:44 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Oh his number is 133-732-0256
[9:55 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Great
>
> I'll do great things with it
[9:57 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> I have no doubt
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Jae Hamilton[133-239-0082]
[9:58 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> So according to someone else's theory, elimination criteria might either be whether we've done something the most or least of everyone or if we've done something at all
>
> Like if we've watched the most tv or if we're the only one to not brush our teeth
[10:05 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> I guess that could kind of narrow it down
[10:05 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> But I'm still confused on what they're going to pick one of us off for on the first day
>
> Like we've barely had time to do anything
[10:21 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> Yeah
>
> Sorry I am very tired right nw
>
> You know, awake for 18 hours
[10:21 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Oh yeah sorry
>
> I'll let you rest
[10:23 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> I wonder if we could ask the system what the criteria is
[10:23 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Would it respond?
[10:25 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> No harm in checking
>
> Hey ALERT people, how are we going to be eliminated?
[10:26 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Hm
>
> ALERT: CONTESTANTS ARE WONDERING WHAT THE ELIMINATION CRITERIA WILL BE
[10:28 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> …
>
> Nope
[10:29 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Not feeling chatty today I guess
[10:30 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> ALERT I want to break down my wall and find the elimination criteria
ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.
[10:30 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> Yeah thats whatI thotught
>
> Fuck you too
[10:30 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Wow
>
> I didn't even know it did that
[10:33 P.M.] Jae Hamilton
> Whatever goodnight
[10:33 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Cya
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Sinclair[133-898-0111]
[10:36 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Still jamming out to your Bastille album?
[10:42 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> I'll take that as a yes
[10:45 P.M.] Sinclair
> Idiot I told you "dont message me i wont respond"
[10:45 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> But you're responding now
[10:46 P.M.] Sinclair
> No I'm not
[10:46 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> K😗👍
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Thiago Lastnameundisclosed[133-292-6026]
[10:51 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Did you find the stash of CDs yet
[10:53 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii have not
[10:53 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Hint: it's in the top cabinet by the tv
[10:54 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Wow llook at tjat I found cds in there just like you said
[10:54 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> What albums do you have
>
> I have a bunch of stuff by Kendrick Lamar, Chris Stapleton, Black Eyed Peas, Rise Against, and Johnny Cash
>
> It's a really bizarre selection
[10:59 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Dead kennedys
>
> The julie ruin
>
> Sleater kinney
>
> Team dresch
>
> Eminem
>
> Enter shikari
>
> Destroy boys
>
> Bikini kill
[11:00 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Huh
>
> That's charming
>
> And I've only heard of one of them
[11:05 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Good for you
>
> Truly
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Schofield, Kumari[133-732-0256]
[11:02 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Since you seem to have everything figured out
>
> What do you think we're supposed to do to stay occupied the whole five months
[11:04 P.M.] Schofield, Kumari
> We'll figure things out as they come
>
> We always have each other
>
> Perhaps the overseers will leave behind extra activities for us every other day
>
> Or we could try requesting certain things with the sticky notes, if that counts
[11:04 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Wait would that work?
>
> I didn't think about that
>
> Damn I wish I knew what I liked so I could ask for it
[11:05 P.M.] Schofield, Kumari
> I wrote a request for something I saw in a TV ad
>
> I'll see if it works in the morning
>
> Until then, I need to get sleep for it to work
[11:07 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Oh yeah it is getting pretty late
>
> But wait aren't you at least going to stay up for the elimination?
[11:11 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Eh. Sleep well
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-786-2362]
[11:16 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Hello there stranger
>
> Just checking in to see if you’re still awake
[11:17 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> You caught me
>
> I am awake
>
> Though not for very longer
[11:17 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Damn
>
> Everybody is falling asleep and the first elimination is just minutes away
[11:17 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Wait that’s tonight?
>
> Shit I must have misread the alert
>
> Know what? I'm missing it anyway, my eyes are barely hanging open right now
[11:18 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Oh well
>
> See you tomorrow then
>
> My names Hester btw
[11:18 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Codie
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Sinclair[133-898-0111]
[11:26 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> How many times have you replayed that album
[11:33 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Were you even planning to stay up this late
>
> Theres just half an hour to go
[11:39 P.M.] Sinclair
> Dude
>
> What are you still doing awake
>
> It is well past a respectable hour for this
[11:39 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Now there's LESS than half an hour to go
[11:41 P.M.] Sinclair
> GO TO BED
>
> STOP MESSAGING ME
[11:41 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Fine
>
> But don't come whining to me if you get eliminated
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Me. Myself.[133-697-2324], Thiago Lastnameundisclosed[133-292-6026]
[11:47 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Hows the night going
>
> Dying of anticipation?
[11:50 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> .
[11:50 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> ?
[11:51 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Hester
>
> What the fuck are you doing
[11:51 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> What do you mean
[11:53 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>
> WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME 50 TIMES AN HOUR
[11:53 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Well I know you didn't miss the fact that we're gonna be here for a very long time
>
> I just noticed that talking to each other is really the only way to get through the months
[11:56 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> There are 145 fucking people and yet I'm the target of all your message bombing
>
> This is not an indication that you're just "talking to people to pass the time" that tells me you're a fucking emotional train wreck desperate for attention
[11:56 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> Well
>
> I just want to keep tabs on the people I already met because the elimination is in a few minutes
[11:59 P.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> The elimination. Is that seriously what you're hung up on
>
> Did you read the alert
>
> You know they're not eliminating people until the second week
[11:59 P.M.] Me. Myself.
> What
[12:02 A.M.] Me. Myself.
> …
>
> I guess I'm an idiot then
[12:03 A.M.] Thiago Lastnameundisclosed
> Jesus christ
>
> Go to fucking sleep
[12:03 A.M.] Me. Myself.
> *sigh*
>
> Yup. Will do
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