Uuhhhhh[133-379-6644], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-898-0111]

[7:02 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Hello there fellow prisoner!

>

> My name is Samuel! Pleased to meet you!

[7:05 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> ohm y gosh dude

>

> I am so glad you messaged me

>

> I did not want to be the first person to message anybody

>

> and I went ALL DAY without nobody texting me

>

> I was starting think the people in my contacts werent real LMAO

[7:06 P.M.] sammy🤭

> ACK!

>

> Holy crap dude how did you make it this long!

[7:06 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Watching Hallmark movies nonstop LMAO

[7:07 P.M.] 😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤

> Ah, a man of culture I see 🤝🏼

>

> (Man? Right?)

>

> (I dont wanna assume or anything)

[7:09 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Im nonbinary actually

[7:10 P.M.] 😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤

> I see, very cool

>

> Thank you for the clarification

>

> All respect over here👍🏻👍🏻

[7:10 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Thx lol

[7:10 P.M.] 😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤

> Np!

>

> I know how important it is being respectful about that sort of stuff

>

> And it's at least a little comforting that the dudes behind this game are inclusive too😂

[7:12 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Totally

>

> Im just curious how many other queer people are in this game too

>

> Id love to build a little community with them all

>

> Gotta stick with ur pack, yknow?

>

> r u queer?

[7:15 P.M.] 😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤

> I'm not unfortunately, just yur standard cis white male😂

>

> But I understand what your saying, making little friend groups with the same interests is important

>

> Its kinda like summer camp

>

> Like if I could find a group of guys gals and nonbinary pals who are as eager for gaming as I am, I'd literally be in heaven

[7:17 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Yea

>

> And some of them might not even identify as either of those 3 things, who knows 🤷

[7:18 P.M.] 😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤

> That is true you got me there

[7:20 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Honestly idek if there wuold be that many of them since the gamer community tends to be kinda fascist

[7:21 P.M.] 😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> That's certainly true for certain gamer communities

>

> Cant pretened I haven't seen it before evne if I dont remember anything😂

[7:23 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Nah its likea whole community problem

>

> Theres this whole giant link between gaming and fascism

>

> Have you read Kor-ouna Vyros before? he has a bunch of theory about it going back to the 80s

[7:25 P.M.] 😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Hm, can't say I have unfortunately, but I'd love to read that one of these days

>

> I can certainly see how the link formed in the 80s tho😂

——————————

The BAdDiE BuNCh😝🤪😩🤯

Uuhhhhh[133-379-6644], 🧸[133-306-5075], ⁉️[133-985-9524], 🏈[133-607-2584], 🚺[133-558-8792],🩲[133-212-3764]

[7:02 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> EVERYONE SHUT YOUR FUCKING TITS ITS HAPPENING I GOT ONE

[7:02 P.M.] ⁉️

> no way

[7:02 P.M.] 🏈

> YES

[7:03 P.M.] 🧸

> Oh my fod

[7:03 P.M.] 🏈

> HAHAHAHAHN

[7:03 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> HIS NAME IS SAMUEL

>

> "pleased to meet you!"

>

> ITS PERFECT

[7:03 P.M.] 🩲

> snickering deceetfully

[7:03 P.M.] 🚺

> He's not one of our contacts right

[7:03 P.M.] 🏈

> Nope

[7:03 P.M.] 🧸

> Did you unironically just spell that “deceetfully”

[7:03 P.M.] ⁉️

> no

[7:03 P.M.] 🩲

> havent meta samuel

[7:03 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> WHAT DO I SAY

[7:04 P.M.] ⁉️

> kissy face

>

> nothing else

[7:04 P.M.] 🏈

> The words "kissy face" or the emoji

[7:04 P.M.] 🩲

> hey sugartits wanna buy some spoons?

[7:04 P.M.] ⁉️

> whatevr makes you happy rose

[7:04 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> COME ON we gotta play this smart

[7:04 P.M.] 🚺

> Ease him into it, don't leap right away

[7:05 P.M.] 🧸

> OOOH tell him that you're the first person he's texted all day

>

> Because you were scared to message anybody first

[7:05 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> SLAM DUNK IM DOING THAT

[7:05 P.M.] 🏈

> Ohhhhh thats smart

[7:05 P.M.] 🧸

> Hey Keanu wth does "wanna buy some spoons" mean

[7:05 P.M.] ⁉️

> who cares lol its fuckin funny

[7:05 P.M.] 🚺

> We should flesh out this character as much as we can

>

> What was Josiah doing all day before he got texted?

[7:05 P.M.] 🏈

> Hmmmm

[7:05 P.M.] 🩲

> trying to find the pornhub channel on his tv

[7:05 P.M.] 🧸

> Bro what

[7:05 P.M.] ⁉️

> LMAO

[7:05 P.M.] 🏈

> Are you only suggesting that because it's what you were trying to do earlier?

[7:05 P.M.] 🩲

> its what im trying to do now

[7:06 P.M.] 🏈

> Oh

[7:06 P.M.] 🧸

> He was watching the Hallmark channel

>

> Because he grew up watching golden girls and hasn't moved on from it

[7:06 P.M.] 🚺

> His memories are gone, he doesn't know what he grew up watching

[7:06 P.M.] 🧸

> Heck

[7:06 P.M.] 🚺

> Hallmark is a good start, though

[7:06 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> the man actually said "holy crap"

>

> He's asking how I made it this long

>

> MOVE FASTER

[7:06 P.M.] 🏈

> HALLMARK

>

> JUST TELL HIM HALLMARK

[7:06 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> JUST HALLMARK?

[7:06 P.M.] 🏈

> HES AN NPC HELL BELIEVEE ANYTHIG YOU TELL HIM

>

> Lol we should just spend all night stretching the limits of what he finds believable

[7:06 P.M.] 🧸

> The details just get weirder the more he asks?

>

> Heck yeah hold on now I'm getting invested in this

[7:07 P.M.] 🩲

> hour one is im watching hallmark movies, hour three is im ripping wallpaper off the walls to use as toilet paper

[7:07 P.M.] 🏈

> Is that also something that you've done recently?

[7:07 P.M.] 🩲

> no but I thought about it

[7:07 P.M.] ⁉️

> why

[7:07 P.M.] 🩲

> because i was shitting and saw wallpaper

[7:07 P.M.] 🧸

> Thats kind of a weird connection for your mind to make

[7:08 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> OMYGOD HE ASKING MY GENDER NOW

>

> AM I A GUY??

[7:08 P.M.] 🧸

> Yes

>

> It'll make your cheeky personality a lot weirder

[7:08 P.M.] 🏈

> No no you gotta be a girl so it gets REAL weird when you start acting unhinged

[7:08 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> ?!??!????!'.,.

[7:08 P.M.] ⁉️

> neither

>

> your a nonbinary

[7:08 P.M.] 🩲

> YES DO THAT

[7:09 P.M.] 🧸

> Oh boy

>

> If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it's taken without the author's consent. Report it.

[7:09 P.M.] 🩲

> HAHAH THATS PERFECT

>

> LOL

[7:09 P.M.] 🧸

> Uh

>

> Is the existence of nonbinary people such a funny punchline

[7:09 P.M.] 🩲

> YES

[7:09 P.M.] ⁉️

> what ru a lib

[7:09 P.M.] 🏈

> Samuel probably is

[7:09 P.M.] 🩲

> couldnt be me LOL

[7:10 P.M.] 🚺

> Let’s stay focused on the task guys

[7:10 P.M.] 🧸

> Yeah

>

> Stay focused

[7:11 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Oh my god dude hes such a fcking cringelib

>

> Hes trying so hard to make a point about being "respectful" and "inclusive"'

[7:11 P.M.] 🏈

> Oh lord he's one of THOSE types

[7:11 P.M.] 🩲

> LMAAAOOO HE BELIEVED YOU

>

> HAHAHHAHA

[7:11 P.M.] 🧸

> Calm down Keanu

[7:11 P.M.] 🚺

> I bet we could use this as a leverage point to make him more uncomfortable

[7:11 P.M.] ⁉️

> tell him ur a furry

[7:11 P.M.] 🩲

> LOOLL

[7:11 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Bro how do I respond to this hes so awkward

>

> He keeps using white skin hand emojis too this is so weird

[7:11 P.M.] 🏈

> You've gotta lean into the Twitter leftie persona as much as you can

>

> Make him your bitch

[7:12 P.M.] 🧸

> Talk about communist theory

[7:12 P.M.] 🏈

> Better yet, MAKE UP communist theory

[7:12 P.M.] 🧸

> OOH talk about some theorist he's never heard of and try to make him agree with them

[7:12 P.M.] 🩲

> This is the best day of my life

——————————

Uuhhhhh[133-379-6644], ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊[133-898-0111]

[7:29 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> But what’s so interesting is how he frames it all too

>

> Because of course only hardcore lefties are going to know about this guy beforehand

>

> But the way Vyros talks about it is so clearly aimed at like normies

>

> So it’s like a gateway into more radical theory

>

> First it’s Vyros, then Cho C. Ching, then Wrin-Go Schtaur, then if you’re feeling bold you can try Pruus Wein B’achtmon

[7:30 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Oh man I don’t know if my little brain can handle B’achtmon yet😂 better start small

[7:32 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Yea it takes some work before you can comprehend all the ins and outs of stuff like intra-class redestructivism and Hunan under-growthless economics but its very worth it

[7:32 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> LOL I couldn’t even begin to😂

[7:33 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> I’ve been rereading a bunch of theory from my bookshelf all day

>

> I can text you some parts of it later on

>

> Better than trying to buy it out in the real world, almost all available copies of this stuff is in chinese lmao

>

> China folks get a lot wrong culturally but man do they have some good theorists

[7:34 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Sure seems like

>

> And you can definitely hook me up with some of those books you have, seems like quite enlightening stuff

[7:34 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Oh it is

>

> But like anyways what have you been doing

[7:34 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Oh, probably the same stuff as everyone else

>

> Just watching TV, reading a bit, and digging through my shelves

>

> Not that many options😂

[7:35 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> What books do youh ave

[7:35 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Oh man there's a BUNCH of game fanfiction

>

> I have a bunch of Minecraft stuff, some Halo lore books,a LOT of Star Wars, and the entire Witcher book series

>

> One Minecraft book series I've been reading is Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior

>

> It's like kids stuff but it's really entertaining for me

>

> So it's about this villager dude named Runt who wants to be a warrior

>

> But villagers in this town aren't ALLOWED to be warriors like the legendary hero Steve is

>

> So when nighttime comes and all the monsters attack, they’re just completely defenseless unless some hero guy is visiting

——————————

The BAdDiE BuNCh😝🤪😩🤯

Uuhhhhh[133-379-6644], 🧸[133-306-5075], ⁉️[133-985-9524], 🏈[133-607-2584], 🚺[133-558-8792],🩲[133-212-3764]

[7:35 P.M.] 🏈

> JOSIAH

[7:35 P.M.] 🩲

> JOSIAH

[7:35 P.M.] 🧸

> JOSIAAAHHH COME BAAAAACk

[7:35 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> WHAT

>

> WFT OD YOU WANT

[7:35 P.M.] 🚺

> How's it going

[7:36 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Its going fantastic

>

> I'm really getting absorbed into this character

>

> I just got him monologuing about a minecraft fanfiction hes reading

[7:36 P.M.] ⁉️

> is he a loyal comrade yet

[7:36 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Oh yeah he let me fucking walk all over him with my talk of intra-class redestructivism and the works of chinese gaming philosopher Kor-ouna Vyros

[7:36 P.M.] 🏈

> LMAO

[7:36 P.M.] 🩲

> Kor-ouna vyros

>

> tell me your kidding

[7:36 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Not to mention that I just dropped casual racism and it completely went over his head

[7:36 P.M.] 🏈

> This is key that you need to start getting MORE racist

[7:36 P.M.] ⁉️

> start talking about the jews

[7:36 P.M.] 🩲

> 13/50

[7:36 P.M.] 🏈

> the jews

>

> No, you learned all of your teachings of the jews from your deceased father

>

> Start with the usual dogwhistles then build your way to saying "the jews killed my father"

[7:37 P.M.] 🧸

> Oh my god

[7:37 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> LMAO HE HASNT EVEN ASKED FOR MY NAME YET

>

> WTF IS HE DOING

[7:37 P.M.] ⁉

> if he asks your name is frank

[7:37 P.M.] 🧸

> If he ever tries telling you about his interests just reply with 🚩

——————————

Uuhhhhh[133-379-6644], ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊[133-898-0111]

[7:37 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> I haven't read any further than that but I really like it so far

[7:39 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> 🚩

[7:40 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> So what are you doing?

[7:40 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Talking to a fellow cracker😘

[7:40 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> 😂😂😂

[7:41 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> But really I've been listening to old CDs all day of speeches from this Austrian politician guy from the early 20th century

>

> I always used to listen to stuff like this with my dad back in the day

>

> He taught me a lot about what I currently know about the world

[7:41 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Whoa😲

>

> That sounds really interesting!

[7:41 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> It is

>

> I was always learning about our family lineage and their ties to wealthy jewish communities around central Europe and this cool secret society they formed

[7:42 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Wow!

>

> Are you jewish?

[7:42 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> No

>

> Do I look like one?

[7:44 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> I have the vaguest knowledge of my ancestry buried in my memory next to my name

>

> Im pretty sure my lineage goes back to Sweden, or just Scandinavia in general

>

> I also know a whole bunch of fun facts about the viking era

>

> Did you know the cliche of wearing horned helmets was probably made up by Greek and Roman chroniclers who traveled to northern Europe?

[7:45 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> 🚩

[7:46 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> I wonder if we have any common ancestors, we're basically from the same area😂

[7:46 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Maybe

>

> My ancestors had a bit of a stint in Norway for a few years, my great grandparents probably found yours

[7:46 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> That would be insane if they did though😂

>

> Just imagine, my great grandma holding hands with your great grandpa

[7:46 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Oh thats not where he would be holding your grandma

[7:49 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> What if everyone here has common ancestors😲

>

> Maybe that's why we're all here?

[7:49 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> I wonder how many of them my grandpa killed in world war 2

[7:50 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Oooo I should start asking around for peoples ancestry

>

> While we still have time before eliminations start, of course😂

[7:51 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> If their ancestors are people my grandpa killed, I don't think they're getting eliminated. Not if the game is run by who I think it is

[7:52 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> LOL and who's that?😂

[7:52 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> It’s The Jews samuel

>

> The Jews killed my father

>

> And Im betting theyre trying to come for ame next

[7:54 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Ame? Like… a-Mario?

[7:54 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> No, ame like ameing a fucking cruise missile at your family

——————————

The BAdDiE BuNCh😝🤪😩🤯

Uuhhhhh[133-379-6644], 🧸[133-306-5075], ⁉️[133-985-9524], 🏈[133-607-2584], 🚺[133-558-8792],🩲[133-212-3764]

[7:52 P.M.] 🧸

> Charlie omg how many of those have you eaten today

[7:53 P.M.] ⁉️

> like

>

> six bags

[7:53 P.M.] 🏈

> SIX?

>

> HOW BIG ARE THEY?

[7:53 P.M.] ⁉️

> 9¼ oz

>

> 262.2 g

[7:53 P.M.] 🏈

> BRO

[7:53 P.M.] 🩲

> holy shit

[7:54 P.M.] ⁉️

> what can i say lol

>

> i like doritos

[7:54 P.M.] 🚺

> At least tell me they're cool ranch doritos

[7:54 P.M.] ⁉️

> spicy nacho

[7:54 P.M.] 🚺

> You're dead to me

[7:54 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> AAAA HELP I BROKE CHARACTER

>

> I TOLD HIM I WAS AMEING A CRUISE MISSILE AT HIS FAMILY

[7:54 P.M.] 🧸

> HUH?

[7:54 P.M.] 🏈

> I need context holy shit

[7:54 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> THERS NO TTIME

[7:54 P.M.] 🩲

> LMAO

[7:55 P.M.] ⁉️

> i need context too

[7:55 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> DAMARAE QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING

[7:55 P.M.] 🧸

> HUH? WHY ME?

[7:55 P.M.] 🏈

> DAMARAE THINK!!!

[7:55 P.M.] 🩲

> DAMARAE

[7:55 P.M.] 🚺

> Damarae it's all on you to fix this!

[7:55 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> HES ALREADY BEEN TAKING LONGER TO RESPOND WE DONT HAVE MUCH LONGER

[7:55 P.M.] 🧸

> AAAAAAAAAHHGFEFSE

>

> BURN IT ALL DOWN

>

> HIT THE KILL SWITCH

——————————

Uuhhhhh[133-379-6644], ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊[133-898-0111]

[7:56 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> LMAO alright then

[7:56 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Did you hear me? The Jews killed my father

>

> It was Them I KNOW IT

>

> RESPOND

[7:57 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Umm

>

> How do you know for sure it was them

[7:57 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> I can hear their cries from beyond the grave

>

> My ancestors are screaming into my ears at every second

[7:58 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Lol what😂

>

> You're really weird😂😂

[7:58 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> But I know youre not one of them

>

> Youre one of the good jews

>

> I can tell just be listening to your voice

[7:59 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> My voice?😂 What?😂😂

[7:59 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> You're so hot Samuel

>

> You're voice makes me hard

>

> You wanna get out of these walls and make babies in your bootyhole?

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[8:00 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Lol wow this took a turn fast

[8:00 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Got any n00ds to send me, cockboy?😋

>

> I’d love to get to know you better🥵

[8:01 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Uh nope

>

> Nope no I would rather not thanks

[8:01 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Come oooon gimme a slice of that white bread Sammy 🤤

[8:04 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> Aw don’t worry I have my own n00ds for you :)

>

> IMG_080354_043.HEIC

>

> There’s 42 more where that came from ;)

[8:04 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> Oh boy no thank you I don’t need one from you

>

> …is that just your belly button

[8:04 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> OH MY GOD TOU ACTUALY OPENED IT

>

> HAHHQHQYHAHHAH YOUCFUCKITN IDIOT HOLY AHIT

>

> I TOLD YOUCWHATIT WAS AND YOU OPENED IT

>

> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[8:05 P.M.] ☭😜😍😫sammy🤭🤗😤💛🤍💜🖤✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊

> …

[8:05 P.M.] Uuhhhhh

> AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHSKDOFOFOVORHAHHAHAGWHSJSGWHEJEUEJEBBE

>

> Sammy my man I get it

>

> You easily bend your interests to whoever your talking to because you can’t attract any bitches with your own personality

>

> But if THIS is how you’re trying to get a crumb of they/them pussy, you’ll have to work out a few more kinks in your strategy

>

> Because holy shit man

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