The Watch Party
?????[133-292-6026], gillen[133-252-0160], .Alex[133-334-0830], tyrell[133-669-5857], "David Stone"[133-613-2330]
[8:30 P.M.] gillen
> Hmmmm hello everybody
>
> This is ourrrrr second evening roundup of the next 150 days
>
> Five! days until eliminations start
>
> Everybody accounted for?
[8:30 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Yes sir
[8:30 P.M.] tyrell
> OH hi yes
[8:30 P.M.] .Alex
> I do have notifications on
[8:30 P.M.] gillen
> That’s four of us, where’s our good Thiago?
[8:31 P.M.] ?????
> I’m here
[8:31 P.M.] gillen
> Our favorite moody teenager
>
> So, to start our roundup fellas, what all really fucking annoyed us today?
[8:30 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Hi gillen, not like I've been talking to you all day
>
> You know what really grinded my gears today? You, good sir, telling me every 15 minutes everything that happened in the Doc McStuffins episode you were watching for over 3 hours straight
[8:31 P.M.] gillen
> I plea not guilty
[8:32 P.M.] tyrell
> HUH? What were you watching Doc Mcstuffins for?
[8:32 P.M.] gillen
> Erm uh eeeh
>
> Disney junior was doing a marathon and it was better than watching law and order
>
> No other reason
[8:32 P.M.] .Alex
> Funniest shit that I've heard today
>
> You should have been updating me instead Gillen, I would have been interested
[8:32 P.M.] "David Stone"
> He only spammed me because he knew it would be annoying
>
> And I suspect he knew I would immediately bring this up right when he asked that question
[8:33 P.M.] ?????
> Just this once I'll vouch for Gillen. Law and Order is a terrible and corrupt show
[8:33 P.M.] .Alex
> Uh oh Law & Order has haters in chat
[8:33 P.M.] ?????
> Law and order gives people the false impression that cops care about sexual assault, that investigators ever solve cases, and that state prosecutors represent or stand for anything other than money. Don't call me a "hater". That show is rotten to the core
[8:34 P.M.] tyrell
> Ruh roh
[8:34 P.M.] gillen
> The group chat when it gets political
[8:34 P.M.] .Alex
> Well have you considered?
[8:35 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Have you considered?
[8:36 P.M.] ?????
> No. And I won't
[8:36 P.M.] gillen
> Well that's one thing that's annoyed Thiago today
>
> Other than everything else in the world
>
> Any other wAcKy aNTiCs we've gotten into today? Specifically ones that made us bubble with anger?
[8:37 P.M.] tyrell
> I'm not a very angry person, but you wanna know what really, REALLY got under my skin today?
>
> Noodles.
>
> Everywhere I looked today, I was seeing noodles. And I can't stand them
[8:37 P.M.] "David Stone"
> I thought noodles was code for something, but nope, you're actually just really anti-noodle
[8:37 P.M.] .Alex
> NOODLES? You better have a damn good explanation Ty
[8:38 P.M.] tyrell
> Just say the word. "Noodles." Say it over and over. It sounds so wrong. It makes my insides tingle in a very wrong way
[8:38 P.M.] gillen
> Mmm noodles aren't the only thing that are gonna be tingling your insides boy
[8:38 P.M.] .Alex
> EXCUSE ME?
[8:38 P.M.] tyrell
> Uuuhhhhh
[8:39 P.M.] gillen
> Continue
[8:40 P.M.] tyrell
> It's just like, noodles are on my TV, noodles are in my cabinet, noodles are in my fridge, even one of the songs I have says the word "noodles" in it
>
> The noodles just won't LEAVE ME ALONE
>
> I don't like thinking about them, I don't like picturing them in my mouth, or in my hands, or anything
>
> They're like little gooey worms
[8:40 P.M.] .Alex
> Please don't ruin my spaghetti for me I don't need this
[8:41 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Hold on Boyd, maybe this guy's cooking
[8:41 P.M.] gillen
> HA, not cooking spaghetti, I can tell you that. EYYYYY someone gimme a five
[8:41 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Barnacles. That was a good one
[8:42 P.M.] ?????
> Your stock of food is supposed to be tailored to you. Why do you noodles if you hate them
>
> HAVE* noodles.
[8:42 P.M.] .Alex
> Wait, maybe he actually should cook noodles
[8:42 P.M.] gillen
> Sounds like there’s a… conflict here.
[8:43 P.M.] tyrell
> I’m not going to cook any of those noodles unless they’re the only food left and I’m about to starve to death
[8:43 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Tyrell from two days ago would beg to differ, it seems
[8:44 P.M.] tyrell
> Well what if I don’t believe Tyrell from two days ago?
>
> What if it was actually the game hosts who put the noodles in against my will to torment me?
[8:44 P.M.] "David Stone"
> I’m gonna out on a limb and say they didn’t do that
[8:45 P.M.] tyrell
> Well how do YOU know, smart guy?
[8:45 P.M.] ?????
> Everybody else’s food supply matches them. It’s not the game, it’s you
[8:45 P.M.] gillen
> Damn that’s rough
[8:45 P.M.] .Alex
> Boom Roasted
[8:45 P.M.] tyrell
> Guys I swear it’s not me! I probably asked for them as a practical joke on myself or something
[8:47 P.M.] .Alex
> Okay can I talk about something that totally DIDN’T annoy me today?
[8:47 P.M.] gillen
> WE’RE NOT DONE WITH THE SEGMENT YET
[8:47 P.M.] .Alex
> Well fine! I’ll talk about something that IS annoying me
>
> Cause know what’s really irking the fuck out of me is the TV channels
>
> Every single network I see and scroll through just has no personality whatsoever and does nothing but air reruns of the same show for hours
[8:48 P.M.] tyrell
> Oh boy I know what you’re talking about
[8:48 P.M.] .Alex
> Like how Gillen was watching Doc McStuffins for 3 hours until it presumably switched to Bluey
>
> Disney channel has just been murdered by Disney plus, like how every channel has been murdered by streaming
[8:49 P.M.] "David Stone"
> And we don’t even get streaming here dude!
[8:49 P.M.] .Alex
> Like where’s my fucking Netflix bitch! I don’t want to watch a bunch of televangelists, football, or 30-minute commercials!
[8:49 P.M.] ?????
> You don’t know how many people I would kill to have HBO streaming
>
> Whatever the fuck they call their app now
[8:49 P.M.] tyrell
> That’s an enticing thought
[8:50 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Dude I was watching SNL reruns from like four years ago this afternoon. Do you know how weird it is to watch political cold opens that are that outdated
[8:50 P.M.] gillen
> SNL cold opens fucking suck
[8:51 P.M.] ?????
> What annoyed me today? Thanks for asking
[8:52 P.M.] gillen
> Everything annoys you Thiago
[8:52 P.M.] ?????
> But I’ll tell what specifically annoyed me, since no one’s mentioned it
>
> That fucking TV alert about the crosswords.
[8:52 P.M.] gillen
> That was definitely a spooky
[8:52 P.M.] tyrell
> BRO THAT GOT ME SO BAD 😭
[8:52 P.M.] gillen
> Gave a real shiver in me timbers
[8:53 P.M.] .Alex
> Am I really the only one who didn’t get scared by that alert
>
> Not even the morning alert yesterday announcing the game got me
>
> If anything, they’ve given me a jolt of excitement
[8:53 P.M.] tyrell
> BRO HOW
[8:53 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Nah, you’re a psychopath, Thiago is right. When you’ve gone a full day and half in peaceful quiet, thinking you know what the deal’s gonna be, only for another alert to pop up completely unexpected in the middle of the day when you're already comfortable, that's fucked
>
> That was engineered to be scary
[8:54 P.M.] .Alex
> Well it didn't scare me
>
> I dunno what to tell you
[8:55 P.M.] gillen
> I think your parents didn't love you
[8:55 P.M.] .Alex
> ???!!!!!!
[8:55 P.M.] gillen
> So what bothered me today
>
> The hot dogs I made for lunch were a overcooked
>
> That was pretty cringe
>
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[8:56 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Devastating. I love hot dogs
[8:56 P.M.] gillen
> No biggie. It made me cry for hours
>
> Well we’ve been talking about this for half an hour
>
> What day we turn the discussion to something a little more positive
>
> Alex? Now’s your chance, what was epic and cool today?
[8:57 P.M.] .Alex
> O yeah.
>
> Let me tell you about this band called the Yeah Yeah Yeahs that the game blessed me an album from
>
> "It's Blitz!" is the album. And it's a fucking masterpiece like nothing else out there
>
> If any of you are fans of synth rock, boy oh boy do I gotta treat for you
[8:57 P.M.] gillen
> Hm. How do you know if it's a masterpiece like nothing else if all our memories of music are gone
[8:57 P.M.] tyrell
> I think we just don't remember opinions, but I think we still have all our knowledge of music
>
> But I'm amenable to synth-rock, you may have found yourself a curious ear
[8:57 P.M.] ?????
> Is this some type of 80s shit?
[8:58 P.M.] .Alex
> Nah. Nah this is modern shit.
>
> The 80's wish they were this good
>
> It's like one side of the album is some of the best party anthems ever created that make you feel like you're rocking out in a music video, and then there's a side that's more mellow and super vibey and just so fucking good. SO fucking good. I believe with all my heart that Hysteric might be the best production of all time
[8:59 P.M.] tyrell
> Oooh what's it about?
[9:00 P.M.] .Alex
> About? Wrong question. Yeah Yeah Yeahs doesn't really write songs to have specific meaning, it's more to give you feeling. If you're trying to dig into any of their songs from the lyrics, you're very much listening to it wrong. You listen to Yeah Yeah Yeahs for the lyrics like you watch porn for the plot and character development
[9:00 P.M.] "David Stone"
> "I believe with all my heart" and "it MIGHT be the best song ever"
[9:00 P.M.] .Alex
> Respectfully, kill yourself
[9:01 P.M.] tyrell
> Well I would say you've sold me, but I'm afraid I'm stuck with the albums that I was given
[9:01 P.M.] gillen
> Can't you request it?
[9:01 P.M.] tyrell
> OH
>
> Man, so many things to request tonight…
[9:02 P.M.] gillen
> Is the daily crosswords one of them? You seem like the "type"
[9:02 P.M.] tyrell
> As a matter of fact…
>
> Rubbing my hands together deviously
[9:03 P.M.] .Alex
> Wait, if we can request albums
>
> You know that I'm clutching all the other Yeah Yeah Yeahs albums
>
> I want their whole fucking catalogue in my mouth
[9:03 P.M.] gillen
> You shouldn't put CDs there
>
> In case you didn't know
[9:03 P.M.] .Alex
> Thanks
[9:04 P.M.] gillen
> Mr David Stone, sir David Stone, what did you find really cool today? Or just positive at all
[9:04 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Hm
>
> Today was a little boring overall
>
> But I did whip some banger fucking chocolate croissants for dessert earlier while we were talking
[9:04 P.M.] tyrell
> CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS?
[9:04 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Yes?
[9:05 P.M.] tyrell
> Hold on, so like you dipped actual croissants in chocolate and ate them? Or is it just like, chocolate shaped like croissants? Please tell me it's that one
[9:05 P.M.] "David Stone"
> The chocolates inside the croissant
>
> Have you never eaten bread with chocolate before
[9:05 P.M.] tyrell
> NO?
>
> Wait a minute I'm thinking about what this actually looks like now and that sounds delicious.
[9:06 P.M.] ?????
> Did you forget what croissants are
[9:06 P.M.] tyrell
> I don't know what I was thinking now! But I want chocolate croissants now
>
> Wait, CAN I REQUEST THOSE TOO? Oh my god I'm learning so many things today
>
> So many doors have opened to me today
[9:06 P.M.] gillen
> Tyrell is having a moment
>
> Need we even ask what you found cool today?
[9:07 P.M.] tyrell
> I found basically everything cool today, I couldn't possibly list it all
>
> Unless you want me to ramble for 2 hours
[9:07 P.M.] "David Stone"
> I'm not staying awake past 10
[9:08 P.M.] gillen
> Well then, what about Thiago? Does anything fill you with ecstasy these days?
[9:08 P.M.] ?????
> My music is pretty cool I guess
[9:08 P.M.] gillen
> Epic AND based
[9:09 P.M.] tyrell
> Oo what kind of music do you like?
[9:09 P.M.] ?????
> It’s mostly punk rock
[9:10 P.M.] tyrell
> Ah, I know a thing or too about that. What kind?
[9:10 P.M.] ?????
> The kind that’s too much for your vanilla ass
[9:11 P.M.] .Alex
> Shots fired
[9:12 P.M.] "David Stone"
> I took you as more a heavy metal woman Thiago, I’m suprised
[9:12 P.M.] ?????
> Heavy metal is noisy trash that means nothing and stands for nothing
[9:12 P.M.] gillen
> Some would say the same about punk rock…
[9:13 P.M.] ?????
> Well they’re wrong. Not even close
[9:13 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Whatever you say
[9:13 P.M.] gillen
> Well at least you like something
>
> Now what did I like today?
>
> Hm
[9:15 P.M.] "David Stone"
> He's thinking
[9:15 P.M.] gillen
> Correct
>
> I agree with David, the second day was a little boring
>
> But I did watch some Mythbusters in the morning. Cool stuff
>
> Then they started playing some other shit that wasn't interesting
>
> Alex was definitely right that every TV channel is only reruns of the same show for 6 hours
[9:16 P.M.] tyrell
> How charming
>
> I wanna see when their airing reruns of that show again, I might sneak a peak
>
> What channel is that on
[9:16 P.M.] gillen
> Discovery. It's up in the top 30 channels
[9:16 P.M.] tyrell
> K, looking now…
>
> Aw damn I've scrolled like five days ahead and it's not airing at all
[9:17 P.M.] gillen
> Shame
>
> If only we had STREAMING
[9:17 P.M.] tyrell
> Well, I'm sure there's other stuff around
[9:18 P.M.] gillen
> So
>
> One more prompt for our evening roundup, something I thought of earlier
>
> What are our plans for the coming days of the game?
>
> Things we're looking forward to and such
[9:18 P.M.] tyrell
> Oo I've got PLENTY to look forward to if everything on my request note is any indication…
[9:19 P.M.] .Alex
> I don't know about you but my gut feeling tells me we're getting another big announcement tomorrow. I'm looking forward to that
>
> They wasted no time hitting us with crosswords, there's gotta be other stuff coming at least over the next week before they start eliminating people
[9:19 P.M.] gillen
> HEY we're taking TURNS
>
> Alex's thing is more interesting so you go first
[9:19 P.M.] tyrell
> Wah?? Unfair
[9:19 P.M.] .Alex
> Someone I talked to today mentioned video games, and it quite shocked me how they didn't even leave us with a playstation or something to pass the time with
[9:20 P.M.] gillen
> We're still in the socializing stage of the game, I don't think we need video games just yet
[9:20 P.M.] "David Stone"
> You just talked about how boring your day was
>
> I don't think a game system would hurt, especially not if we have multiplayer stuff
[9:20 P.M.] tyrell
> Dude bro my man if they gave me one of those classic Wiis with all the nintendo exclusives, I would get so down on that
[9:20 P.M.] ?????
> I would kill for a Mario Galaxy 2
[9:21 P.M.] "David Stone"
> That's 2 things now you said you would kill for
[9:21 P.M.] .Alex
> Top Thiago priorities: watch HBO, play Mario Galaxy 2, listen to punk music, kill people, eat hot chip and lie
[9:21 P.M.] tyrell
> Honestly? Same.
[9:22 P.M.] gillen
> It seems I have been outvoted
>
> Well let's see what happens then
>
> What are you looking forward to Thiago? I'm curious what your plan are
[9:22 P.M.] ?????
> I'm not planning ahead much in this game, I know I'm not making it to the finale
>
> But while I'm here I'm thinking I can try learning to play guitar. If I'm allowed to request one
[9:23 P.M.] .Alex
> A shining beacon of optimism as always
[9:23 P.M.] tyrell
> OOOO well that's so convenient, because it also happens that I'm thinking about learning guitar
>
> Or maybe keyboard, I haven't decided yet
>
> And if you're curious Miss Thiago, I also had the idea of starting a band with my fellow musically inclined players…
>
> I call it… the Runk Pockers.
[9:24 P.M.] "David Stone"
You. What
> My guy, starting a band when we can only commune over text is hard enough. But Runk Pockers is an absolutely off the fucking wall band name
[9:24 P.M.] tyrell
> Uuuuh, thanks? I think?
[9:24 P.M.] .Alex
> Holy shit that's actually the funniest thing I think I've ever heard
>
> If we can get Runk Pockers up on stage with the Butthole Surfers, we're so golden
>
> I'm gonna be laughing at that for at least another hour jesus christ
[9:25 P.M.] tyrell
> …Thsnks!
[9:25 P.M.] ?????
> There are a hundred reasons why I would never join that band
>
> Not the least of which is because that's the least punk band name literally ever
[9:26 P.M.] tyrell
> Well maybe the Runk Pockers is just too good for you
>
> We'll make it one day, and you'll regret never joining when you had the chance forever
>
> Like when Will Smith turned down The Matrix
[9:26 P.M.] .Alex
> THE RUNK POCKEEEEEERRRS
>
> AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>
> If I learn how to play bass or something can I join that band
>
> With that fucking trombone slide of a name
[9:26 P.M.] tyrell
> Absolutely! The Rock Pockers would love a bassist!
>
> Recruitment number 1, let's GO!
[9:27 P.M.] .Alex
> Ooooh my god that's so funny. Fuck me fuck me
[9:27 P.M.] gillen
> No
>
> So how about you David?
[9:27 P.M.] "David Stone"
> My plans over the next few days involve baking a lot huge batches of the finest desserts I can so I can shovel them into my face whenever I want
>
> I don't plan on leaving this game until I have full on diabetes
[9:28 P.M.] .Alex
> Sounds unhealthy. Where do I sign up for delivery
[9:28 P.M.] tyrell
> You should ask for a recipe book
>
> Unless you already know everything
>
> Hang on if I request one of YOUR chocolate croissants, will I get it?...
[9:28 P.M.] "David Stone"
> You'd better not find out
>
> I ain't sharing
[9:28 P.M.] tyrell
> Rats. Why did they only give us pens to write with?
[9:29 P.M.] gillen
> The game hates you specifically
[9:29 P.M.] tyrell
> 😢
[9:29 P.M.] gillen
> Well I think Tyrell has already told us plenty about what his plans are
>
> But guess what I'm planning to do
[9:29 P.M.] .Alex
> Uh, burning more hot dogs?
[9:30 P.M.] "David Stone"
> Bombarding me with more messages about Disney Junior?
[9:30 P.M.] gillen
> Mr. David Stone you know that's just my daily routine
>
> No. What I'm planning to do is WIN THIS GAME MOTHERFUCEKR
>
> Unlike Thiago
[9:30 P.M.] "David Stone"
> We both know you're gonna fizzle out by the end of the first month
>
> You're gonna go out in a straitjacket kicking and screaming
[9:31 P.M.] gillen
> Am not
[9:31 P.M.] tyrell
> How inspiring
[9:31 P.M.] ?????
> Godspeed
[9:31 P.M.] gillen
> I'm gonna out victoriously cracking open a beer bottle with a gold medal around my neck
>
> That has to be the reward at the end, right? I'd be fine with that
[9:32 P.M.] .Alex
> I think all of us are going to be carried out of this game in strait jackets
>
> I'm on team Thiago here, I'm not making it for shit
[9:32 P.M.] gillen
> Exactly how I'm gonna win bitch
[9:32 P.M.] tyrell
> I'm on Team Gillen, I think he's going to win too
[9:32 P.M.] gillen
> Exactly right
>
> Thiago you've been quiet for most of this, what have you been up to?
[9:33 P.M.] ?????
> Reading
>
> Did you people forget you have books
[9:34 P.M.] gillen
> Quite literally yes
[9:34 P.M.] tyrell
> Aw crap, I started reading this cool thing yesterday and totally forgot to continue it today
[9:35 P.M.] "David Stone"
> I have a history book about tanks from WWII, should I be concerned
[9:35 P.M.] .Alex
> An entire book just about tanks? Yeah I think you're cooked
[9:37 P.M.] gillen
> Well it's been a fun hour
>
> I think I've had enough texting for one day
[9:37 P.M.] "David Stone"
> I am on a fast track to developing carpal tunnel
[9:37 P.M.] gillen
> Me and David are probably going to bed
>
> Good luck to all, we will check in..... tomorrow
[9:37 P.M.] .Alex
> Goodnight losers. I'm staying way up
[9:38 P.M.] tyrell
> I think I'll dip soon as well, gotta be fresh and awake for all the stuff I'm getting delivered tomorrow
[9:38 P.M.] ?????
> Night
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