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DAY 2. COMEDY CENTRAL

cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-337-9728]

[6:18 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Oh no

>

> Oh no

>

> Nonon on ono onn onn on ononnon

>

> Oh god I fucked up

>

> Oh god oh fuck

>

> Please help

>

> WAKE UP

[6:19 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> dude wtf

>

> who tf are you

[6:19 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I fucked up

>

> I fucked up so bad.

[6:19 A.M.] GUY

> yeah??? and????

[6:20 A.M.] cdodeiie

> OH MY GOD

>

> FUCK

>

> OKAY

>

> I UH

>

> I DIDN'T REALIZE

>

> HOLY SHIT I'M STUPID

>

> AAAAAAhHH

[6:20 A.M.] GUY

> im going back to sleep

[6:20 A.M.] cdodeiie

> FFFFUUUU

>

> sorry. I'll let you rest

>

> sigh

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cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-630-3401]

[6:21 A.M.] cdodeiie

> YOUR NUMBER! I THINK I RECOGNIZE YOUR NUMBER?

>

> ARE YOU SOMEBODY I TALKED TO YESTERDYA?

>

> YESTERDAY

[6:25 A.M.] cdodeiie

> PLEASE

>

> PLEASE

>

> AAHAHAUHUIAIIh*(@(&(&$@'joisjoiasdhnnmmmm

[6:25 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> WHOA

>

> WHAT

>

> WHATS HAPPENING

[6:25 A.M.] cdodeiie

> DO YOU SEE IT TOO?

>

> DID IT HAPPEN TO YOU TOO

[6:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> DID WHAT HAPPEN

>

> ……

>

> where did

>

> did

[6:26 A.M.] cdodeiie

> ALL YOUR MESSAGES GOT ERASED?

[6:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Yeah it seems so.

>

> That fucking sucks lol

[6:26 A.M.] cdodeiie

> DUDE I'M SO FUCKED

>

> I JUST LOST ALL OF MY CONTACTS

[6:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> YOUR CONTACTS GOT ERASED TOO?

[6:26 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I CANT FIND ANYBODY

>

> I AD A HAHAHA A H HHHHH

[6:27 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I still have all my contacts

>

> What the fuck happened

[6:27 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I DIDNT REALIZE

>

> YESTERDAY

>

> THAT I COULD CHANGE PEOPLES CONTACT NAMES

>

> I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE

>

> YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME AND EVERYBODY ELSE SAW IT

>

> AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID BECAUSE

>

> EVERYBODY WAS STILL UNKNOWN SENDER

>

> AND I WAS LIKE

>

> ????

BUT DIDNT WANT TO SAY ANYTHING

[6:27 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Oh god don't tell me

>

> You really didn't change anybody's name?

[6:28 A.M.] cdodeiie

> No!!!!!!!!

>

> No I didn't!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> And now all my messages are gone!!! and I don't know who I talked to yesterday!!!!!!

[6:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Oh my god bro you're fucked

[6:28 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I hate everything! I'm just going to kill myself!

[6:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> That's like

>

> Wow.

>

> Well you're just UNKNOWN SENDER to me

>

> I chatted with a lot of people yesterday but I gave names to all of them

[6:30 A.M.] cdodeiie

> hhh.

>

> I can't believe this

>

> I have to ask. Everybody in my contacts list. Or just wait for them to message me

[6:30 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I would opt to wait

>

> Assuming you just want to find your old contacts

>

> But still, no harm in meeting a bunch of new people :D

>

> Damn the font makes that smile look weird

[6:30 A.M.] cdodeiie

> .

>

> I'm only going to be messaging all those people "uhhh did we talk yesterday"

>

> Sorry but I'm not making friends

[6:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Well. Idea! If you remember the names of the people you talk to, I could potentially point to their number if I have them

[6:31 A.M.] cdodeiie

> AAAAHHH

[6:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> ?

[6:32 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Sorry that means I have to think

>

> . hH.

>

> I think like

>

> Right before I went to bed

>

> I talked to some guy named…. like. Lester? Or something?

>

> Or. Harry.

>

> One of the two

[6:32 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Hm. Lemme look.

>

> Yeah nope. No Harry or Lester

[6:33 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Anything close to that?

[6:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Zero. Sorry

[6:33 A.M.] cdodeiie

> h.

>

> I'm actually in disbelief

>

> This feels targeted

>

> Not only was I stupid enough to not realize I could change contact names

>

> But I didn't make like. Any effort to memorize peoples names

>

> I just kinda. Talked to whoever.

[6:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Yeah I feel that

>

> I suck at remembering names. I just saved all my contact names as personality traits

[6:34 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I feel like I should do that too

>

> But anyway. I better make breakfast and get to work. ugh.

[6:34 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Glad I could be of service

>

> Name is Juno. Write that down this time

[6:35 A.M.] cdodeiie

> shut up

[6:35 A.M.] Juno (first one!)

> <3

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cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-232-4427]

[6:48 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Did you know that some weevils species are completely female and reproduce asexually, but are still able to evolve through epigenetic changes?

[6:49 A.M.] cdodeiie

> HUH?

>

> ARE YOU ONE OF MY ONTACTS>?

[6:52 A.M.] cdodeiie

> WHO ARE YOU

[6:54 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I was told to send that

[6:54 A.M.] cdodeiie

> ???

>

> Do I know you

[6:55 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> What do you mean

[6:55 A.M.] cdodeiie

> ALL MY MESSAGES GOT ERASED

>

> I DONT KNOW WHO MY CONTACTS WERE YESTERDAY

[6:55 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> You didnt save any of them

[6:55 A.M.] cdodeiie

> NO

>

> EVERYBODY IS UNKNOWN SENDER

[6:57 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I'm devin

>

> We talked yesterday

[6:57 A.M.] cdodeiie

> OKAy

>

> Thank god

>

> And thank you for messaging first

[6:58 A.M.] DEVIN

> How did your messages get erased

[7:00 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I don't know!! I just woke up and they were all gone

[7:00 A.M.] DEVIN

> I still have mine

[7:00 A.M.] cdodeiie

> WHAT

>

> I was just talking to someone who had their shit erased too

>

> Why were YOU spared

[7:01 A.M.] DEVIN

> Idk

>

> Ive been awake all night

[7:01 A.M.] cdodeiie

> My man

>

> W h a t

[7:02 A.M.] DEVIN

> Thats probably why

[7:02 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Wait so you still have my old messages from yesterday.?

[7:06 A.M.] DEVIN

> Yeah

[7:06 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I need screenshots

>

> Need any clues to yesterdays contacts that I can get

[7:11 A.M.] DEVIN

> They might not help

>

> IMG_0701044_011.HEIC

>

> IMG_0701048_012.HEIC

>

> IMG_0701051_013.HEIC

>

> IMG_0701131_016.HEIC

>

> IMG_0701134_017.HEIC

[7:15 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Damn. No dice.

>

> WAIT

>

> Who told you to send that weevil message

>

> Need names

[7:16 A.M.] DEVIN

> Xander

[7:17 A.M.] cdodeiie

> … Nope. Doesn't ring a bell

>

> Hhhhh

[7:17 A.M.] DEVIN

> Oh well

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cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-212-3764]

[7:25 A.M.] cdodeiie

> You there

>

> You're my next victim

>

> Did we talk yesterday

[7:27 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> who tf are you

[7:27 A.M.] cdodeiie

The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.

> I'll take that as a no

[7:30 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> wdym

>

> whats happenin

[7:49 A.M.] cdodeiie

> bro NOBODY IS ANY HELP

>

> Oh my god

[7:50 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> WUT ARE U DOING

[7:53 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Im trying ftdoa

>

> .'

>

> wait

>

> You could help me

[7:53 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> ?

[7:53 A.M.] cdodeiie

> How many people are in your contacts

[7:54 A.M.] dumbass

> bro are you fuckn retarded wat uis happenin

[7:54 A.M.] cdodeiie

> ANSWER

[7:54 A.M.] dumbass

> why

[7:54 A.M.] cdodeiie

> because I said so

[7:56 A.M.] dumbass

> fuk u

>

> i gotlike 150

[7:56 A.M.] cdodeiie

> WE ALL 150

>

> I MEANT LIKE

>

> HOW MANY DO YOU KNOW

[7:59 A.M.] dumbass

> TF DOES IT MATTER HO?

[8:00 A.M.] cdodeiie

> i need you

[8:00 A.M.] dumbass

> kys

[8:00 A.M.] cdodeiie

> to message the people you know

>

> and

>

> ask if they talked to someone named Codie yesterday

>

> and if so, to please message him something

[8:00 A.M.] dumbass

> i aint doin that

[8:01 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Yes you are

[8:01 A.M.] dumbass

> who tf is codie

[8:01 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Me

[8:01 A.M.] dumbass

> BITCH TELL THEM YOURSELF WTF

[8:01 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I CANT

>

> I DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE

[8:02 A.M.] dumbass

> HOW

[8:02 A.M.] cdodeiie

> BEACUSE I DIDNT CHANGE THERE CONTACT NAMES YESTERDYA AND ALL THE MESSAGES GOT ERASED

[8:05 A.M.] dumbass

> god damn u r retarded

[8:05 A.M.] cdodeiie

> shut

[8:08 A.M.] dumbass

> yeah i still aint fuckin doin that

[8:08 A.M.] cdodeiie

> PLEEEEEEASE

[8:08 A.M.] dumbass

> suck my balls

[8:08 A.M.] cdodeiie

> i need HELP

[8:08 A.M.] dumbass

> suck my balls

[8:08 A.M.] cdodeiie

> No

>

> But I might if you help me

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"group chat activities"

cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-656-8961], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-440-6740], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-802-7988], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-853-2667], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-296-8468], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-782-0376], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-812-2602], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-875-0839], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-490-6016], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-705-8760], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-319-1941], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-966-1196], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-891-6727], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-481-9556], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-702-2696], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-281-9736], dumbass[133-212-3764], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-366-3195], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-616-4443], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-743-2123], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-993-7490], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-961-7329]

ALERT: cdodeiie[133-786-2362] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT

[8:10 A.M.] dumbass

> there

>

> now go search for ur fuckin contacts here

[8:10 A.M.] cdodeiie

> WHAT

>

> WHAT IS THIS

>

> GROUP CHAT?????????

[8:11 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Oh hi

>

> Good morning

[8:11 A.M.] cdodeiie

> WHO IS EVERYONE

>

> DO I KNOW ANY OF YOU?

[8:11 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> um

>

> whoa what

>

> when was i added to this

[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> SHHHHHH QUIET we dont have permission from shereen to make noise yet

[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> if shereen isnt awake by now thats her problem

[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Shereen's awake, I talked to her earlier

[8:12 A.M.] cdodeiie

> WHO?

[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> oh shit who roped codie into this

[8:12 A.M.] cdodeiie

> YOU KNOW ME?

>

> WHO ARE YOU

[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> what

[8:13 A.M.] cdodeiie

> WHAT IS YOUR NAME

[8:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> What's the problem here?

[8:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> oh damn did i really not tell you my name

>

> i coulda sworn

[8:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> oh please not another group chat

[8:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> its uh

>

> elicia

[8:13 A.M.] cdodeiie

> ELICIA!!

>

> I REMEMBER YOU!!

[8:13 A.M.] ELICIA

> oh so i did tell you

[8:14 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Why is there a mentally ill bitch screaming. What the fuck is this

[8:14 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Aaaaaand all the new people have awoken.

[8:14 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Oh man. Do all these new people have names?

[8:14 A.M.] cdodeiie

> NAMES NAMES I NEED Nmes

[8:15 A.M.] ELICIA

> what did you get a concussion or something

[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> my retard detection meter is going off crazy right now

[8:15 A.M.] cdodeiie

> WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLINGM E THAT

>

> I JUST WANT TO FIND MY CONTACTS😭

[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Did you lose them?

[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> is your refridgerater running?

[8:15 A.M.] cdodeiie

> YES

[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> BETTER GO CATCH IT

[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> HA THANK YOU

[8:15 A.M.] cdodeiie

> NO I LOST MY CONTACTS

[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> better go catch them

[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> My refrigerator would never get away from me. I am strapped 24/7 with eighteen flintlock pistols around every body limb and have set up a devious network of booby traps around my house that would trip, electrocute, or drop various liquids on the fridge if it ever tried running

[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> How did that happen

[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I still have my contacts.

[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> My messages got purged overnight but I didn't lose any names

[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> i’m skyler

[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> No way. Are the chaos lords gone? Is it finally safe to talk in here?

[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Oh hi Iliana I thought you left

[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Hi Kaynen

[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Hi Iliana

[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Hi Kaynen

[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Hi Iliana

[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> My name is Baxter, for those unaware

[8:17 A.M.] ELICIA

> wait codie how did you lose your contacts

[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> “codie”? “baxter”? am i in a fucking cartoon?

[8:18 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> my refrigorater tried to escape me once. it knocked me over as i was grabbing a block of cheese and leapt out the kitchen window. i barely had time to grab my hunting rifle and run outside with it still in viewing distance. i chased it down through a cornfield, one of those 200 acre industrial ones. it tried to keep twisting and turning to hide itself in the bushes, but it was a fridge so i could follow its path clean. chased that bastard down for nearly a mile. it’s end came just outside the farmer’s house, when it finally ran out of power and fell onto the grass. i had to put it down in front of two little kids and their mother. i’ll never forget that moment. scars me to this day.

[8:18 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I DIDNT CHANGE THE CONTACT NAMES OF ANYONE 👹

[8:18 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Damn, that’s heavy

[8:18 A.M.] cdodeiie

> AND NOW ALL MY MESSAGES ARE FONE

[8:18 A.M.] ILIANA?

> ...maybe it isn’t safe just yet

[8:18 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> looks like me retard detection meter was correct

[8:18 A.M.] dumbass

> LOL

[8:20 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I go on regular jogs with my fridge out at the high school track. we’re on tentatively good terms, but always aware that the peace doesn’t equal trust. I am always prepared for it to try running away, and I make no secret of that. We live together with the knowledge that it will always be looking for an escape and I will always be trying to prevent that escape. Nothing more is possible. And even if it escapes me, that won’t protect it from the rest of society that’s looking to take advantage of it. You can run from me, Jeff Fridges, but you can’t run from what you are.

[8:20 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> damn what is up with yalls fridges

>

> mine just keeps my yogurt cold

[8:21 A.M.] ELICIA

> codie youre kidding

>

> you seriously didn’t change anybody’s names

>

> did you just not know you could do it

[8:21 A.M.] BAXTER

> How much yogurt do you have?

[8:22 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA PROFILES

>

> I THOUGHT I WA RHE ONLT ONE WHO CHNAGED THEIR NAME

[8:22 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> holy shit

[8:22 A.M.] cdodeiie

> NOW CAN ANYONE PLEAS TELL ME IF IM THEIR CONTACT

[8:22 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> retardometer is going haywire

[8:23 A.M.] BAXTER

> Oh, so you just came here to find your contacts from yesterday?

[8:23 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I NEED HELP

[8:23 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> i bet i could ask you is your refridgerator running and you’d say yes

[8:23 A.M.] KAYNEN?

> You had three opportunities to spell refrigerator right and you spelt it wrong in three different ways

[8:23 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Codie is your refrigerator running?

[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I could tell you your refrigerator is running and you'd start chasing it down

[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Check outside, Cody. It's right there, taunting you

[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> There is no outside.

[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Cody would organize search parties at night to track down his running fridge

[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> "Fridgerton! Come back home! We need that salami for dinner!"

[8:24 A.M.] cdodeiie

> What did I do to deserve this

[8:25 A.M.] ELICIA

> so you went all of yesterday seeing everyone else as unknown sender

[8:25 A.M.] dumbass

> cody is your dishwasher running

[8:25 A.M.] cdodeiie

> YES. I GET IT IM STUPID

[8:25 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT

[8:25 A.M.] cdodeiie

> STOP DOING THAT

[8:25 A.M.] BAXTER

> Graham, have you considered if your own fridge is running? I think you've been looking away from it a little too long.

[8:25 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> cody would go to the police station with tears in his eyes to file a missing persons report for his running fridge

[8:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I am no buffoon, you quarter-witted knob. I wouldn't let my fridge out of my sights for some silly group chat antics. And besides, the security system's eyes are always open and will automatically alert me if the fridge behaves in any unbecoming manner

[8:26 A.M.] ELICIA

> and you never thought to ask anyone why everybodys name was still unknown sender

[8:26 A.M.] cdodeiie

> LISTEN

[8:26 A.M.] ILIANA?

> Cody stop losing household appliances what are you doing

[8:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> bros gonna lose his air conditioning next

[8:26 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> Cody, is your air conditioner running?

[8:26 A.M.] ELICIA

> wait is it codie or cody

>

> have i been bamboozled or are yall just stupid

[8:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> wait someone ask a yes/no question

[8:27 A.M.] cdodeiie

> All I asked for was for anyone to tell me if we talked yesterday

[8:28 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> Codie are you feeling a little stressed right now?

[8:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> is your air conditioner running?

[8:28 A.M.] cdodeiie

> A little, yeah

>

> :/

[8:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> BETTER GO CATCH IT

[8:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> The Great Exodus of All of Cody's Home Appliances

[8:28 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> It's a fucking prison break

[8:28 A.M.] cdodeiie

> please

[8:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> are we doing some animal farm bit here? what the hell is going on

[8:28 A.M.] ELICIA

> Quiet everyone, the great minds of comedy are assembling here to make children's prank call jokes

[8:28 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> "All household appliances are equal, but some household appliances are more equal than others"

[8:29 A.M.] cdodeiie

> Oh yeah I'm laughing my ass off right now

>

> Real Comedy Central material here

[8:29 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Graham you should do a standup

[8:29 A.M.] BAXTER

> This is devastating to watch

[8:29 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> codie traveling the country on a motorcycle with a flag bearing the image of his running appliances, passing out missing posters

[8:30 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> A standup show via text? What the fuck are you smoking and where do I find it so I can make that happen

[8:30 A.M.] cdodeiie

> You people are the worst

[8:30 A.M.] dumbass

> codie is your microwave running

[8:30 A.M.] cdodeiie

> no

>

> shut up

[8:30 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I just saw it. Your microwave snuck out while you weren't looking. It's following google maps to the nearest airport for Ontario

[8:30 A.M.] BAXTER

> Oh heavens!

[8:31 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> Your running appliances are all over the news

[8:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> which channel?

[8:31 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> It doesn't matter 😰

[8:31 A.M.] BAXTER

> Codie, check the news! You might see where they're running!

[8:31 A.M.] ELICIA

> oh yeah just let him break the walls down first and jump out of the building to find them

ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.

[8:31 A.M.] dumbass

> tf is that

>

> what was that shit for

[8:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> It's an automatic thing the system does every time someone mentions br**king the w*lls

[8:31 A.M.] dumbass

> thats retarded

[8:33 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> Cody is your laundry machine running

[8:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> codie has no more electronic appliances. there is revolution underway in this game

[8:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> the retard waves from his brain scared off all the electronics

[8:33 A.M.] cdodeiie

> If one more person calls me that I'm going to commit terrorism

[8:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> calls you what?

>

> whats the thing you dont want to be called?

>

> say it, cody

>

> go ahead, call it the "r slur"

>

> i fucking dare you

[8:33 A.M.] dumbass

> LOL

[8:34 A.M.] cdodeiie

> I am going to take a shower

>

> And I am not going to look at my phone anymore

[8:34 A.M.] ELICIA

> what happened to finding all your contacts

[8:34 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> mission failed

[8:35 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> NOOOOOOO come back D:

[8:35 A.M.] BAXTER

> But think of your missing appliances, Codie!

[8:35 A.M.] GRAHAM?

> Sleep with one eye open tonight, boys. What happened with Coder may happen to one of us next.

[8:35 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> I can't trust this fucking group chat alone for 15 minutes. How are any of you real

[8:35 A.M.] BAXTER

> Staying frosty. Ain't no fridge slipping past me.

[8:35 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> putting anti-revolution posters over every surface. holding captive audience meetings with my appliances to lecture about the dangers of revolting. watching over their work text messages for any red flags. we're a family, we're a team, they wouldn't ever turn their back on me

[8:36 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> codie is your shower running

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