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Lil Xander[133-403-1529], Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT[133-860-2774]

[2:11 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Yo I kinda need help with lunch

[2:12 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> What?

>

> Help how?

[2:12 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Making it

>

> I'm starving and I have no idea what to do with the shit I was given

[2:13 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> What do you have

[2:16 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I don't know a ton of dairy shit

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> Like

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> Dammit

>

> Is there a camera on this thing

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> Can we even send pictures

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> Hold on I found it

[2:19 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> Take your time

[2:19 P.M.] Lil Xander

> IMG_021814_001.HEIC

>

> All right I guess it sends pictures as links

>

> That's cool

[2:20 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> What am I looking at

[2:20 P.M.] Lil Xander

> My fridge

[2:21 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> No shit it's your fridge

>

> But I can't see half of what's in it

[2:25 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> You've got eggs

>

> Why not make an omelet or something

[2:25 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Bitch I don't know how to do that

>

> I can barely make eggs scrambled

[2:25 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> You

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> Don't

>

> Know how to cook eggs?

[2:26 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I don't

[2:26 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> What kind of family were you raised by

[2:26 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I don't know! And I can't do shit!

>

> How many cooks do you know who are self taught!

[2:27 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> Xander

>

> You are going to die after the first week

[2:27 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I know!!!!!!!!!!

>

> I'm fucked!!!

[2:29 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> What's in your cabinets

[2:30 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I have no idea

>

> A bunch of obscurely labeled boxes

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> It just looks like a bunch of ingredients and additives or something

[2:30 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> Specifics would be helpful

[2:32 P.M.] Lil Xander

> God dammit what did YOU have for lunch

[2:32 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> A sandwich

>

> Do you have bread

[2:33 P.M.] Lil Xander

> No

>

> And I wouldn’t eat it anyway I have a grain allergy

[2:33 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> beta

>

> Well send the pictures I guess

[2:34 P.M.] Lil Xander

> IMG_023156_002.HEIC

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> IMG_023332_003.HEIC

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> IMG_023341_004.HEIC

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> IMG_023350_005.HEIC

[2:36 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> You have a spaghetti box and a jar of sauce

>

> Why not cook that up

[2:36 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Well I don't know how to do that either

>

> Sorry that I'm such an inferior being

[2:37 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> Dude the cooking instructions should be right on the box

>

> You literally just boil it in water and add sauce to it

>

> And meat if you have it

[2:37 P.M.] Lil Xander

> But how am I supposed to know if I'm doing it right

>

> I might set the room on fire or something

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> I don't know how ovens work

[2:38 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> Xander

>

> You boil water in a pot

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> You dump the spaghetti in

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> You wait until it gets noodly

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> You dump the water out

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> You mix the sauce in

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> And then you eat it

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> You're overcomplicating this

[2:39 P.M.] Lil Xander

> It's complicated for someone with no idea what any of the buttons or knobs or 40000 different kinds of fucking pots and pans means

[2:39 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> Trial and error

[2:39 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I AM NOT **TRIAL AND ERRORING+++*** THIS

>

> I DONT WANT TO SET MY KITCHEN ON FIRE

[2:40 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> Dude it doesn't matter if you destroy your oven or something

>

> I'm sure the host people will install a new one overnight

[2:40 P.M.] Lil Xander

> BUT I DONT KNOW THAT

[2:40 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> XANDER JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BOX

>

> YOULL FIGURE IT OUT WITH PRACTICE

[2:41 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Can you at least just walk me through it so I don't screw anything up

[2:44 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> 😐

>

> man get your fucking bourgeois ass out of here

>

> you reaally need someone to hold your hand cooking fuckin spaghetti?

[2:45 P.M.] Lil Xander

> You are so fucking useless

>

> I'm asking someone else

[2:45 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> lmao good luck

[2:45 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I WILL gave good luck

>

> No thanks to you

[2:45 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT

> Have*

[2:46 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Leave me alone

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Lil Xander[133-403-1529], Fobobobobo[133-235-6131]

[2:52 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Fobo I need help

>

> Isla is being a dramatic bitch and won't help me figure out how to make lunch

[2:52 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> What do u mean

[2:53 P.M.] Lil Xander

> THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT MEANS

>

> I NEED LUNCH

[2:53 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> Then get lunch

[2:53 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I can't fucking cook

>

> And all I can find is cooking shit

[2:55 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> Cooking is easy

>

> Whats ur problem

[2:55 P.M.] Lil Xander

> ….I dont know how to do it

>

> Like at all

[2:55 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> How

[2:59 P.M.] Lil Xander

> . . . I never learned

[3:05 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Fobo please I'm fucking starving

>

> I don't want to eat dry noodles to not be the first person who starves to death

[3:05 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> What r u confused by

[3:05 P.M.] Lil Xander

> The whole process

>

> All of it

[3:05 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> ?

>

> Are u ill

>

> How old are u

[3:06 P.M.] Lil Xander

> What does it matter

>

> Motherfucker can you help me or not

>

> I've been trying to do this for an hour and nobody is helping

[3:07 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> I'm still confused on what the ask is

[3:07 P.M.] Lil Xander

> LUNCH!!!!!!

>

> What did YOU have for lunch

[3:07 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> Grilled cheese and french fries

[3:08 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Are you fucking kidding me

[3:08 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> What

[3:08 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I can't do anything with that

>

> I have a grain allergy

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> How do you cook french fries

[3:08 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> With a frier

[3:10 P.M.] Lil Xander

> But how do I use it

[3:11 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> Very carefully

[3:11 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Eat shit Fobo

>

> I can't fucking do this

>

> I NEEDF FOOD

[3:11 P.M.] Fobobobobo

> Need*

[3:12 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Fucking kill yourself

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Lil Xander[133-403-1529], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-622-7916]

[3:27 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Goddammitfuck

>

> Hi

>

> Hello

>

> I'm Xander

>

> We don't know each other but I am not having a fantastic first day and I desperately need help because nobody is giving it

[3:29 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Well damn.

>

> What is it?

[3:29 P.M.] Lil Xander

> FOOD

>

> I really need food

>

> Something that doesn't need to be cooked

[3:30 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Like meal stuff?

[3:30 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Like anything that keeps me from starving

[3:30 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Ah

>

> Well we're all given different supplies. I have a bunch of vegan shit so I don't think I'll be any help with that

>

> But based on some cross-referencing I did with other people, you should have a stash of snack foods in the cabinet by the TV stand

[3:34 P.M.] Lil Xander

> ……

>

> I only opened the cabinet on the top when I was looking around.

>

> Thank you sir. You may have just saved my life

[3:35 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER

> Much obliged. And don't forget you can write requests for foodstuffs on those sticky notes.

[3:35 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I'm writing a whole damn essay to those people about undsertanding skill conditions

[3:35 P.M.] Helpful guy

> Enjoy yourself.

>

> Name's Karan for future reference.

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Lil Xander[133-403-1529], Isla is a useless bitch and i hope she sees that i wrote that[133-860-2774]

[3:45 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Hi

>

> It's me again

[3:45 P.M.] Isla is a useless bitch and i hope she sees that i wrote that

> It certainly is

[3:46 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Just wanted to let you know that I found a complete stranger to tell me where the snack cabinet was

>

> Because he didn't enjoy watching me squirm and suffer like you and Fobo

[3:47 P.M.] Isla is a useless bitch and i hope she sees that i wrote that

> Good for you

>

> You probably don't want to live off that tho

[3:47 P.M.] Lil Xander

> Fuck you I'll live off whatever I want

>

> I hope every electronic in your apartment breaks simultaneously and your precious cooking supplies are burnt into a smoldering heep of ashes at your feet

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> Fobo's too

>

> A plague o both of your houses

>

> Pieces of shit

[3:50 P.M.] Isla is a useless bitch and i hope she sees that i wrote that

> Don't forget that you're only mad because I wouldn't hold your hand through boiling a pot of water

[3:50 P.M.] Lil Xander

> I haven't

>

> And I won't

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