Lil Xander[133-403-1529], Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT[133-860-2774]
[2:11 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Yo I kinda need help with lunch
[2:12 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> What?
>
> Help how?
[2:12 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Making it
>
> I'm starving and I have no idea what to do with the shit I was given
[2:13 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> What do you have
[2:16 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I don't know a ton of dairy shit
>
> Like
>
> Dammit
>
> Is there a camera on this thing
>
> Can we even send pictures
>
> Hold on I found it
[2:19 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> Take your time
[2:19 P.M.] Lil Xander
> IMG_021814_001.HEIC
>
> All right I guess it sends pictures as links
>
> That's cool
[2:20 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> What am I looking at
[2:20 P.M.] Lil Xander
> My fridge
[2:21 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> No shit it's your fridge
>
> But I can't see half of what's in it
[2:25 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> You've got eggs
>
> Why not make an omelet or something
[2:25 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Bitch I don't know how to do that
>
> I can barely make eggs scrambled
[2:25 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> You
>
> Don't
>
> Know how to cook eggs?
[2:26 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I don't
[2:26 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> What kind of family were you raised by
[2:26 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I don't know! And I can't do shit!
>
> How many cooks do you know who are self taught!
[2:27 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> Xander
>
> You are going to die after the first week
[2:27 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I know!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I'm fucked!!!
[2:29 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> What's in your cabinets
[2:30 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I have no idea
>
> A bunch of obscurely labeled boxes
>
> It just looks like a bunch of ingredients and additives or something
[2:30 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> Specifics would be helpful
[2:32 P.M.] Lil Xander
> God dammit what did YOU have for lunch
[2:32 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> A sandwich
>
> Do you have bread
[2:33 P.M.] Lil Xander
> No
>
> And I wouldn’t eat it anyway I have a grain allergy
[2:33 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> beta
>
> Well send the pictures I guess
[2:34 P.M.] Lil Xander
> IMG_023156_002.HEIC
>
> IMG_023332_003.HEIC
>
> IMG_023341_004.HEIC
>
> IMG_023350_005.HEIC
[2:36 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> You have a spaghetti box and a jar of sauce
>
> Why not cook that up
[2:36 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Well I don't know how to do that either
>
> Sorry that I'm such an inferior being
[2:37 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> Dude the cooking instructions should be right on the box
>
> You literally just boil it in water and add sauce to it
>
> And meat if you have it
[2:37 P.M.] Lil Xander
> But how am I supposed to know if I'm doing it right
>
> I might set the room on fire or something
>
> I don't know how ovens work
[2:38 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> Xander
>
> You boil water in a pot
>
> You dump the spaghetti in
>
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>
> You wait until it gets noodly
>
> You dump the water out
>
> You mix the sauce in
>
> And then you eat it
>
> You're overcomplicating this
[2:39 P.M.] Lil Xander
> It's complicated for someone with no idea what any of the buttons or knobs or 40000 different kinds of fucking pots and pans means
[2:39 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> Trial and error
[2:39 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I AM NOT **TRIAL AND ERRORING+++*** THIS
>
> I DONT WANT TO SET MY KITCHEN ON FIRE
[2:40 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> Dude it doesn't matter if you destroy your oven or something
>
> I'm sure the host people will install a new one overnight
[2:40 P.M.] Lil Xander
> BUT I DONT KNOW THAT
[2:40 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> XANDER JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BOX
>
> YOULL FIGURE IT OUT WITH PRACTICE
[2:41 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Can you at least just walk me through it so I don't screw anything up
[2:44 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> 😐
>
> man get your fucking bourgeois ass out of here
>
> you reaally need someone to hold your hand cooking fuckin spaghetti?
[2:45 P.M.] Lil Xander
> You are so fucking useless
>
> I'm asking someone else
[2:45 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> lmao good luck
[2:45 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I WILL gave good luck
>
> No thanks to you
[2:45 P.M.] Isla HAHAHAH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOU CANT SEE IT
> Have*
[2:46 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Leave me alone
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Lil Xander[133-403-1529], Fobobobobo[133-235-6131]
[2:52 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Fobo I need help
>
> Isla is being a dramatic bitch and won't help me figure out how to make lunch
[2:52 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> What do u mean
[2:53 P.M.] Lil Xander
> THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT MEANS
>
> I NEED LUNCH
[2:53 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> Then get lunch
[2:53 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I can't fucking cook
>
> And all I can find is cooking shit
[2:55 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> Cooking is easy
>
> Whats ur problem
[2:55 P.M.] Lil Xander
> ….I dont know how to do it
>
> Like at all
[2:55 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> How
[2:59 P.M.] Lil Xander
> . . . I never learned
[3:05 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Fobo please I'm fucking starving
>
> I don't want to eat dry noodles to not be the first person who starves to death
[3:05 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> What r u confused by
[3:05 P.M.] Lil Xander
> The whole process
>
> All of it
[3:05 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> ?
>
> Are u ill
>
> How old are u
[3:06 P.M.] Lil Xander
> What does it matter
>
> Motherfucker can you help me or not
>
> I've been trying to do this for an hour and nobody is helping
[3:07 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> I'm still confused on what the ask is
[3:07 P.M.] Lil Xander
> LUNCH!!!!!!
>
> What did YOU have for lunch
[3:07 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> Grilled cheese and french fries
[3:08 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Are you fucking kidding me
[3:08 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> What
[3:08 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I can't do anything with that
>
> I have a grain allergy
>
> How do you cook french fries
[3:08 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> With a frier
[3:10 P.M.] Lil Xander
> But how do I use it
[3:11 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> Very carefully
[3:11 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Eat shit Fobo
>
> I can't fucking do this
>
> I NEEDF FOOD
[3:11 P.M.] Fobobobobo
> Need*
[3:12 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Fucking kill yourself
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Lil Xander[133-403-1529], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-622-7916]
[3:27 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Goddammitfuck
>
> Hi
>
> Hello
>
> I'm Xander
>
> We don't know each other but I am not having a fantastic first day and I desperately need help because nobody is giving it
[3:29 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Well damn.
>
> What is it?
[3:29 P.M.] Lil Xander
> FOOD
>
> I really need food
>
> Something that doesn't need to be cooked
[3:30 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Like meal stuff?
[3:30 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Like anything that keeps me from starving
[3:30 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Ah
>
> Well we're all given different supplies. I have a bunch of vegan shit so I don't think I'll be any help with that
>
> But based on some cross-referencing I did with other people, you should have a stash of snack foods in the cabinet by the TV stand
[3:34 P.M.] Lil Xander
> ……
>
> I only opened the cabinet on the top when I was looking around.
>
> Thank you sir. You may have just saved my life
[3:35 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
> Much obliged. And don't forget you can write requests for foodstuffs on those sticky notes.
[3:35 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I'm writing a whole damn essay to those people about undsertanding skill conditions
[3:35 P.M.] Helpful guy
> Enjoy yourself.
>
> Name's Karan for future reference.
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Lil Xander[133-403-1529], Isla is a useless bitch and i hope she sees that i wrote that[133-860-2774]
[3:45 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Hi
>
> It's me again
[3:45 P.M.] Isla is a useless bitch and i hope she sees that i wrote that
> It certainly is
[3:46 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Just wanted to let you know that I found a complete stranger to tell me where the snack cabinet was
>
> Because he didn't enjoy watching me squirm and suffer like you and Fobo
[3:47 P.M.] Isla is a useless bitch and i hope she sees that i wrote that
> Good for you
>
> You probably don't want to live off that tho
[3:47 P.M.] Lil Xander
> Fuck you I'll live off whatever I want
>
> I hope every electronic in your apartment breaks simultaneously and your precious cooking supplies are burnt into a smoldering heep of ashes at your feet
>
> Fobo's too
>
> A plague o both of your houses
>
> Pieces of shit
[3:50 P.M.] Isla is a useless bitch and i hope she sees that i wrote that
> Don't forget that you're only mad because I wouldn't hold your hand through boiling a pot of water
[3:50 P.M.] Lil Xander
> I haven't
>
> And I won't
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