What!

Sharlan sat there for a couple minutes confused by what just happened in front of him. Then the pursuers found him and he had to run. He kept thinking the events over in his mind and things started to make sense.

Soon enough, he finally accepted the fact that he was betrayed by the kingdom. Now, his thoughts had completely changed. The feeling of being the victim slowly warped into anger directed at the kingdom. He couldn’t accept that it was his fault so many people would die. Okay, enough character development. It’s sickening.

Sharlan kept runnin….Actually you know what nevermind. How about we don’t have a boring reunion where I would have to use 100% of my brain to write Sharlan trying to explain why Quinci is gone to the others.

Sharlan got bitten by another dog. The pursuers (people) were now also in sight. Sharlan used the staff to explode the dog but it also blew his leg off. He healed himself again.

Suddenly, enemies with brains appeared. They were all capable of dodging Sharlan’s attacks and nearly cut his head off. Sharlan switched to the suicide bomber strat. He put the rock in his mouth and started smashing the staff into the ground and exploding himself and the opponent but then regenerating. He basically became a regenerating creeper. Soon, he started to resemble one too. After healing himself for the 80th time, he puked (puke is green and creepers are green. Hence the resemblance). Then his nose started bleeding.

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Oh no, there are still people coming! It seems like something is going wrong with the healing already. I don’t know how much time I have left. What’s this?

He picked up the tattered piece of paper that was in the box given to him by the queen. Huh, this thing is durable. He opened it like a scroll. It was still empty. The next moment, he got stabbed through the stomach from behind and his blood splashed onto the paper. He stepped on the staff and cracked it like a twig. The attacker, spear, and most of Sharlan’s body exploded. He then regenerated and picked up the still undamaged paper.

It started glowing and then suddenly words were being formed from his blood. Wow, what’s this? Is it because my blood was splashed on it? He continued fighting while the paper was filling up with characters. Then, the page was filled up. He picked it up again and started reading.

“As he looked out the window

It was the sound of school bell though

Time in clubs he hadn’t spent

He left quick on his journey went

A chuunibyou is his label

On the world he’d turn the table

Another world he would assume

Through the ranks he would zoom

It was his doom

You've been hit by

You've been hit by a smooth brained individual

Ow!”

He got knocked down by another attacker and when his hand touched the ground, the tectonic plate rotated.

“No way. This is the DOORS OF DEATH!”